Ep. 328 - The $600,000 Onion Heist That Somehow Actually Happened - 03/13/2026

Peaches Pit Party from Friday, March 13th, 2026 — Friday kicks off with talk about concerts taking over Salt Lake City, the outrageous prices people paid to see Nine Inch Nails, and why working in radio occasionally means getting the perk of free shows. The show then dives into a bizarre crackdown in South Texas where a town passed an ordinance banning bikini-clad workers at drive-through convenience stores after complaints about thong bikinis and twerking while serving snacks. Later, a quick food hack appears with Chipotle offering a buy-one-get-one deal for anyone showing up with a tattoo—even a temporary one scribbled on with a marker. A German tourist also tries suing a New York Mexican restaurant over spicy salsa that he willingly ordered, asking for $100,000 in damages before a judge shut the case down with the obvious explanation that salsa is supposed to be spicy. The sports update covers a historic scoring streak from Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, the debate about whether Miami (Ohio) deserves a March Madness bid after their first loss, and Kyler Murray’s new deal with the Vikings after rumors that video games distracted him from studying film. The episode also touches on Hollywood’s never-ending obsession with spinoffs as a Stewie-focused Family Guy series gets announced, a futuristic Big 12 glass basketball court that looked amazing on TV but kept sending players sliding across the floor, a grandmother who spent six months in jail after facial recognition technology falsely accused her of a crime, and a Florida man now facing federal charges after allegedly stealing more than $600,000 worth of onions and potatoes in a produce-rerouting scheme. The show wraps up with details about the Frosty Footsteps 5K supporting the Idaho Falls Rescue Mission and a warning that more brutal winds are expected to hit East Idaho over the weekend. 

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