Ep. 317 - Too Tall for the Ride, Too Old for the Loop - 02/26/2026

Peaches Pit Party from Thursday, February 26th, 2026. Peaches kicks things off reacting to a record-breaking roller coaster debuting at Six Flags Over Texas and explains why adulthood, AFib, and being over 6'4" have officially retired him from thrill rides for life. Then he breaks down the surprisingly confusing difference between XXL and 2XL sizing and how clothing labels quietly mess with everyone’s expectations. A dinner date gone wrong leads to a story about mounted antlers crashing onto restaurant guests, followed by a viral airport “ban” on pajamas and Crocs that wasn’t really a ban at all—just the internet doing what it does best. In sports, he covers extended college quarterback eligibility lawsuits, manure-delivering soccer fans overseas, and the brutally honest update on Padres pitcher Matt Waldron’s hemorrhoid surgery. The episode also dives into a women-only dating safety app and the new business built around scrubbing men’s reputations from it, a massive snowball fight in Washington Square Park that turned into arrests, a New York DMV almost revoking a “Pee Before We Go” vanity plate before the governor stepped in, and a fast-food chain testing AI headsets that monitor employee politeness in real time. It’s a full rundown of roller coasters, restaurant decor disasters, airport fashion debates, internet reputation wars, government license plate drama, and why nobody wants artificial intelligence grading their customer service tone. Check me out elsewhere! facebook.com/brenden.peach | instagram.com/brendenpeach | Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem - feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem | Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach - feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs