Ep. 194 - Yes I Use Reddit, No That Doesn’t Make Me a Leftist - 06/17/2025

It’s Tuesday, June 17, and Peaches is back with bug bites, Capri Sun opinions, and strong words for people who blend tuna with Greek yogurt on airplanes.

In today’s episode of Peaches Pit Party:

• The cardiologist appointment is tomorrow, but Peaches already knows he’s gonna get called “Brandon” and scolded for eating Culver’s and Taco Bell five days a week.
• Joey Chestnut is officially back in the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest, and honestly, America can breathe again.
• A woman eats a 45-minute tuna salad mid-flight, and it might be the most disgusting aviation story since snakes on a plane.
• Capri Sun drops a 15-inch, 20oz juice pouch for the solstice. Peaches wants one. He’s also 100% sure Viktor will roast him if he brings it to the office.
• The River Concert Series returns tonight with live music on the Greenbelt. Bring a picnic, but maybe leave the crickets at home.
• Speaking of which: a guy literally released crickets inside a government meeting in protest. It goes exactly how you'd expect.
• A Florida man called 911 over 16,000 times, mostly to harass his neighbors. Guinness World Records, where you at?
• Meanwhile, tourists broke a crystal art chair in Italy, and Peaches is once again forced to remind humanity to stop being dumb on vacation.
• And finally: Wendy’s commercial with a Ring doorbell chime is driving dogs insane. Peaches blames bad training. Also, Wendy’s Twitter might go feral again. Let it cook.

Shot Clock Sports: MLB ball seams are apparently higher, NFL players want grass, and Joey Chestnut holds more power than most governors.

Also: Metallica’s “Load” giveaway is coming soon, Peaches still has bug bite trauma, and Viktor’s ketchup drawer remains a security risk.