
Pat Gray Unleashed
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Trading Prisons for Hospitals, Etc. | 6/8/21
Bill Maher discusses college education and how it should be paid for. Only one country in Europe doesn’t require voter ID. Can you guess which one? Bill Nye thinks that UFOs are actually American technology. Kamala Harris skips the southern border entirely to talk to Guatemalans about immigration. Kathy Griffin thinks AOC isn’t an American? Demi Lovato confuses everyone with her pronouns. Chicago police have a new problem ... twerking on cop cars. AOC wants us to have fewer prisons and more hospitals, etc. President Biden suspends oil work in Alaska. Nuclear energy should be more widely used! Al Gore can’t defend climate change. Why are we still naming streets after BLM? White supremacy is NOT America’s biggest threat! Yet another Bush is running for office. The WHO has appointed Syria and Belarus to its executive board. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Is America Still America? | 6/7/21
Joe Biden strongly considers reparations for African Americans. The media are now attacking former President Trump, claiming he has dementia. Have they even listened to Joe Biden speak? After a hundred thousand dollars was raised on GoFundMe, someone in AOC’s family turns the money down. Biden claims that every single hospital bed in America will be occupied by Alzheimer's patients. Did Donald Trump put his pants on backward? The government still claims there is no evidence of aliens. Scientists find more and more evidence that the coronavirus is man-made. Jeffy talks to a Flat Earther. Pat tries some apple cider vinegar and honey to soothe his singing voice. A Yale psychiatrist gives a racist lecture for the school. Barack Obama is back in the news as he talks about voter rights and racism. Fox turns down an ad talking about January 6. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ep 842‘Woke’ Pro-Abortion Valedictorian | 6/4/21
LeBron James and the Los Angeles Lakers are out of the playoffs! The USFL also makes a return. The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame continues to snub artists and bands. People are letting up on Sweden for its pandemic regulations. Apparently, $1.5 million of damage occurred because of the January 6 insurrection. Justin Trudeau is elated to get his vaccine shot. Paxton Smith, a high school valedictorian in the Dallas-Fort Worth area, had a ridiculous speech against the recent Texas heartbeat bill that was passed. Pat and Jeffy break down all of Texas’ potential new voter laws, and it sounds great, so what’s the problem? The madness at the U.S./Mexico border continues. We wonder when someone is going to take action and stop this. AOC is here with another brilliant idea to stop and/or decrease crime. The ongoing investigation about the origins of COVID-19 carries on. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Science Evolved! | 6/3/21
Pat returns to Pat Gray Unleashed! Fauci flip-flops yet again. Is the flu gone? Joe Biden continues his racist rants. Released emails show Fauci never believed masks worked. Trump’s back! Facebook has allowed Donald Trump back on the platform. Rumors emerge that Trump claims he will be in the White House by August. A 5-year-old boy was found screaming at the border after being left by human smugglers. A meteor may be on the way to Earth. AOC complains about Trump rather than helping her grandmother. CBS pushes a "dire warning" about climate change. Ron DeSantis responds to Florida passing a bill prohibiting transgender men from competing in women’s sports. Dan King stops by to talk about civil asset forfeitures. Doctors are now warning people not to eat cicadas if they have a seafood allergy. Food grows in warmth! Who knew? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
I Eat No for Breakfast! | 6/2/21
Jeffy takes over Pat Unleashed! Cyberattacks have shuttered many meat plants around the U.S. Biden explains that “the most lethal threat to the homeland today is white supremacy.” Does Kamala want to distance herself from the southern border? Jeffy takes some calls from fans. A father and daughter have some encouraging words for America! A black activist wants to "kill everything white in sight." Trump made some new comments about the vaccines in a recent interview. Ten new work-from-home jobs for white people! A woman protects her dogs by pushing a mama bear off a wall! Would you do the same? A hippo chases a motorboat down a river. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Once You’re In It, You’re In It | 6/1/21
Will Jeffy get a haircut? A new Bingo board is out for this week! Joe and Kamala have some Memorial Day comments. We are finally seeing people without masks! Biden has a really creepy moment talking about a little girl during his speech. Kamala’s jokes continue to fall flat. Joe Biden officially approves the Russian pipeline. Texas has experienced a lot of rain this week. NASA claims an asteroid is on the way. Jeffy talks about Flat Earth. Palestinian propaganda on full display. A dinosaur statue gets a vaccination? Matthew McConaughey believes in security over freedoms. Alec Baldwin wants to be on "The Sopranos." Jeffy shares a "potential" COVID story. A band in Florida is selling show tickets with discounts to anyone who has been vaccinated. A study claims that people who previously had SARS are not getting COVID. Could they have COVID antibodies? A 3-year-old girl has been admitted into MENSA! Can you keep up with her? Spain issued racist postage stamps? Trevor Noah has a children’s book about him. Kids get taught about fat-shaming. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ep 838... And Stuff | 5/28/21
Biden will propose a $6 trillion budget that will put us at the highest federal spending since World War II. Patrisse Cullors is forced to resign after her real estate situation. Bill Cosby’s parole date has come up. The maximum human age has now been stated to be 150 years old. Listen to what these college-age adults have to say when asked about women and other “gender-identity” topics. There is only one of them that knows what she’s talking about. The Left just loves to try and make white people feel guilty for being white. Are there seriously people comparing the Capitol riot to the tragedy of 9/11!? That is asinine! COVID-19 cases and deaths are significantly down and we’re thankful. Have a great Memorial Day weekend, Patheads! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Is Your Nerf Gun Registered? | 5/27/21
Joe Biden’s ATF nominee was grilled by Republicans in his Senate hearing Wednesday. David Chipman can’t define an "assault weapon" but he still wants to ban them. Rand Paul rants about unnecessary government spending. Beto O'Rourke is thinking about running for governor of Texas. A Michael Jackson soundboard makes an appearance. Christmas takes on a COVID theme. William Shakespeare just passed away. LEGO reveals its new gender-less bricks without male or female connectors. Joe Biden claimed to a reporter that his 2020 rival, Donald Trump, campaigned on the idea that black Americans were taking jobs from white Americans. Officials keep going back and forth whether to investigate the Wuhan lab or not. A school has told Lydia Booth, a third grader, that she couldn’t wear a mask with religious affiliations. A top biological female track runner in Connecticut gets repeatedly beaten by transgender females. A woman is seen walking with a mask on her dog. New vaccinated-themed jewelry has come out! A Colorado ethnic studies professor has claimed that white supremacy has caused black Americans to racially attack Asians. John Staddon, a professor from Duke, has been removed from an email group after posing a series of gender-related questions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
我很抱歉 | 5/26/21
The Biden administration doesn’t care about minors along the border. Young evangelical Christians are dropping their support for Israel. Now with Biden in office, people are starting to question whether COVID-19 might have been conceived as a bioweapon in the Wuhan lab. College football begins in about 100 days! Angelina Jolie covers herself with bees? Michael Jordan uses drones to deliver things on his golf courses. AOC has now entered therapy. John Cena offers his most sincere apology to China for his comments about Taiwan being a country. A vaccine site run by the local coroner is tailored to kids, with free ice cream! A Blaze Media employee’s family member experienced the magnetic injection site phenomenon. A racial attack ends up being another hoax after it’s revealed to have been created by a person of color. The man who said we need another Hitler does end up getting fired. Elliot Page posts his first topless photo. A new "sexuality workshop" course has been created for 16- to 17-year-olds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Rise of Anti-Semitism | 5/25/21
Rand Paul received a death threat package. Will the FBI investigate? The bus driver who slapped the girl for not wearing her mask properly has been fired and arrested. People are still scared to go maskless. Lori Lightfoot continues to be a hypocrite. "Charlie Bit My Finger" has been removed from the internet and is to be sold as an NFT. Apple has a new privacy ad. Is the company being for real? They’ve also been thinking about using this as an AI-powered dermatology tool. A new brain computer interface can turn mental handwriting into text in real time. Now vaccines seem to be emitting electro-magnetic fields? A white mother makes sure to have a series of children’s books to ensure her baby doesn’t grow up to be awful. 5G internet seems to be underwhelming so far. Rick Santorum is out at CNN because of a speech he made about Native Americans. In the U.S., more Palestinian protests break out, including one at a restaurant toward Jewish diners. Jon Voight speaks out on anti-Semitism and the attacks on Israel. Jen Psaki gets asked about Joe Biden’s elaborate exercise regimen. Gina Carano continues her Twitter barrage on our liberties. In Canada, parents are protesting against a Child Vaccination Center. A man gets ticketed $1,440 for shaking hands with someone without a mask. Alabama is warning Texas about what they’ll have to deal with when trying to get home-schooled students to participate in school sports. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mellow Down, Y’all | 5/24/21
Joe Biden is still a gaffe a minute. Audience member wants the guys to "mellow down" on reporting vaccine side effects. Why is the U.S. military in Dallas going door to door with vaccines? More exciting transgender news! A federal court rules that Christian colleges MUST allow transgender men to share showers with women. What happened to women’s rights? A pamphlet comes out that calls to "abolish whiteness" and details how whiteness is a form of racial oppression. A critical race theory teaching session gets caught in action. Is it critical race theory or fact? Scientists are starting to look at more up-to-date facts to question how we look at climate change. A man questions Jen Psaki’s new take: Teaching critical race theory is “responsible.” Tulsi Gabbard is calling for Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot to resign due to her blatant anti-white racism. A mother at a New Hampshire school board meeting got arrested for the heinous crime of not wearing a mask. Dr. Fauci has flipped on yet another topic about COVID-19, this time about the origin of the virus. He also leaves it up to the local districts to decide whether to lift mask mandates and return to school normalcy beginning this fall. Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer commands a mask mandate but there’s not a mask to be found at a restaurant she frequented with her colleagues. Geraldo Rivera goes irate at Dan Bongino on the topic of the Israel-Palestine conflict. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ep 833The Numbers Don’t Lie | 5/21/21
Joe Biden has some words to say about Israel. The Israel-Palestine conflict might reach a ceasefire. Today is National Ride to Work Day! Joe Biden takes some test drives, or does he? Can anyone confirm this professional wrestler’s math? Seems too complex for us. Someone who had the AstraZeneca vaccine says that devices continue to ask to connect to his vaccine, as if the vaccine has Bluetooth capabilities. Hey Shaq, the moon is at least 1,000 miles away. A recent poll shows a near-even split in people’s views and beliefs regarding the new abortion bill in Texas. A scientist who worked for the Obama administration is coming out saying the Left is too crazy and is being misled when it comes to their views and beliefs regarding science. Keith had a wild divine appointment with the guitarist of the Connells. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Pro-Vax Plan: Bribe. Shame. Destroy. | 5/20/21
In a Texas Senate hearing, a doctor claims that natural immunity should last a lifetime! Canada may not require parental consent to vaccinate children. Joe Biden test-drives a truck. A comparison is made of Russia’s and the United States' military ads. The Israel-Palestine conflict continues, and Trump finally somehow gets blamed. Palestinian kids are already reciting poems that invite hatred and violence. Kamala Harris donated a whole 1% of her income to charity causes. The Red Cross announces that it doesn’t want plasma from vaccinated people. The European Union is now issuing digital certificates to show proof of vaccination or negative test results. A young woman speaks about the cause and effect of creation. Chicago had to release 1,000 feral cats onto the streets to battle the rat population. Also in Chicago, Mayor Lori Lightfoot is only granting interviews to black or brown journalists. Procter & Gamble is getting targeted because of its skin-whitening products. A ridiculous report comes out on what life could look like in 2050 due to the possible effects of climate change. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ep 831Biden Puts America Last | 5/19/21
An 8-year-old girl stands up to her school board! Joe Biden supports a Russian pipeline but shuts down ours? Biden sends COVID-19 money from Americans to illegal aliens. Surprise, the Biden gaffes continue! Jeffy from "Chewing the Fat" is here, and the Patheads have weighed in to give him a new intro song! Demi Lovato shared today that she officially identifies as non-binary. Charmin has a new TV ad, and it is a lot funnier than what Saturday Night Live has been putting out lately. Speaking of SNL, the show had its worst TV ratings ever last weekend. Democrat Juan Williams blames President Trump’s Middle East peace for Israel’s problems today. Watch this video of a handful of Palestinians forcing a member of the LGBTQ+ to leave their protest; they wanted no part of this man. A Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) study shows that conservatives know and understand science better than liberals. The study mentions that the Right relies on and uses facts and statistics far more than the Left. The U.S. Army has a plan to begin fighting climate change. Self-identifying Catholic Chris Cuomo on CNN had this to say regarding Mississippi and its plan to fight abortion. It’s astonishing. A man goes off on why there isn’t any gas, trashes Biden, and demands that he “wants his Trump back!” Wait a second, diesel-powered generators provide power to the Tesla powering stations? That doesn’t make sense. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Destroying Our Children | 5/18/21
The Supreme Court actually did something right! Biden repeals Trump’s ban on selling aborted baby parts? The U.S. government continues to verify UFO encounters. A woman still says it’s "too soon" to take off her mask even after mandates have dropped. Someone else has a brilliant idea to put their vaccine passport on a lanyard. CDC Director Walensky states it might be hard for Americans to "let go" of wearing their masks. Unrest in the Middle East continues, and the Left sides with the Palestinians. Protesters get in a police officer driver’s way this time, as more and more pro-Palestine riots continue to wreak havoc. Joe Biden announces that 20 million vaccines will be sent overseas. Vaccine shots are magnetized? The co-founder of BLM, Patrisse Cullors, states that the housing market is a bastion of white supremacy, right after she spent millions on her own homes. People care more about rising gas prices and inflation than Liz Cheney getting voted out of office. Kenny Mayne is leaving ESPN and writes about his first day on the job. Greta Thunberg mocks John Kerry for stating that there is technology not yet created that will help with carbon emissions. A British couple are proud that they allowed their 2-year-old to decide to change gender. A 10-year-old speaks about the hypocrisy of COVID mandates in the school system. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dear Aliens … Send Help | 5/17/21
A teacher berates a student for not wearing a mask. Students from the University of Massachusetts are suspended for not wearing masks ... off campus ... at an outdoor event? Chelsea Handler has a conspiracy theory about the COVID vaccines. Health authorities have said that natural antibodies shouldn’t be trusted and people should get the vaccine regardless of COVID history. A false report comes out about the Chinese biological laboratory in Wuhan being owned by GlaxoSmithKline, which in turn owns Pfizer. A Millennial goes off on Joe Biden’s administration. The Washington Examiner releases a scathing report on all the faults of Joe Biden’s first few months in office. Many retail stores, such as Walmart and Costco, are now updating their mask requirements. Dr. Fauci is seen stating that masks aren’t really necessary in a previous interview. A father is facing jail time for deciding not to wear a mask at his son’s high school baseball game. BYU has turned down $333 million in aid from COVID relief funds. The Navy has filmed some sort of flying object hovering over the ocean. A Space Force commander has gotten fired for criticizing Marxism and critical race theory. The governor of Washington state, Jay Inslee, has signed a law that attempts to dismantle institutional racism. Prince Harry moves to California, then immediately criticizes our use of the First Amendment. Joe Biden removes more Trump policies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Joe Biden’s Message to Drivers | 5/14/21
Fighting continues in Israel, and Pat gives a history lesson on the ongoing conflict. Pat enjoys another animal video. The results are in from the Cake or Pie poll. Portugal unveils the largest suspension bridge in the world. Would you dare walk across? In an interview with Chris Cuomo, CDC Director Rochelle Walensky refers back to variants when pressed on returning to normal. The CDC announces that fully vaccinated people do not have to wear masks. Biden gives us two choices. The FBI seized about $100,000 in metals from a family's safe deposit box. Joe Biden has “no comment” on the ransom that was paid for the pipeline, and he tries to answer spontaneous questions. What drives the drivers? Biden is announced to have a medical evaluation. Congratulations to Monique in New Jersey for winning this week’s Bingo! Liberals attack Elon Musk for flashing the "OK" sign. Bill de Blasio gives a daily briefing while eating lunch. College football may be back to full capacity this fall! Ohio wants to give five people $1 million if they get vaccinated. College soccer player was benched after refusing to kneel and protest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Real History of Conflict in Israel | 5/13/21
There’s no ambassador to Israel? The Israel-Palestine conflict rages on. If you get the vaccine in Ohio, you have a shot at winning $1,000,000! CNN dropped a story on how to "cautiously hug." Michael Smerconish says we have to shun people now if they don’t get vaccinated. We’re experiencing gas shortages and inflation akin to 1978 during Jimmy Carter’s presidency. Sky News Australia issues strong criticism of Joe Biden’s first 100 days in office. Law enforcement has pledged to dedicate resources to battle "domestic violent extremists" who are racially or ethnically motivated. Dwayne Johnson has announced he’s going to wait until 2032 to run for president. Americans are evenly divided on Joe Biden’s presidential performance. It snowed in Denver, Colorado? The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees are announced. Some might be a stretch. The U.S. Army releases a recruitment video that purely promotes and glorifies all-inclusion. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What Is 'Price Gouging'? | 5/12/21
Several states have declared a state of emergency over the oil pipeline shutdown. Over 120 former military officers have written letters warning people about Biden’s new tyrannical policies. Dr. Fauci is now saying that mask-wearing is going to become permanently seasonal? Instakids!, social media for kids under 13, is coming. Happy 90th birthday to Willie Mays! The WHO has now classified the COVID variant from India as a global concern. The fan votes are out for the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Founder and chairman of Black Americans for a Better Future Raynard Jackson has spoken out on voter suppression. The vaccine is now ready for kids 12-15. There are still some issues with side effects and even bribery to get the vax. The Pfizer CEO has apparently not even gotten his own vaccine. A parent in Pittsford School District goes off on another school board to start reopening the schools. Amy Klobuchar tries to go off on Ted Cruz, to little success. 48% of voters oppose Facebook’s permanent ban on Donald Trump. Fans are frustrated at a possible double standard between Tim Tebow and Colin Kaepernick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wake Up the Woke | 5/11/21
Scientists say cicadas are going to re-emerge everywhere soon. A hacker group in Russia shut down one of our pipelines, so gas prices are already starting to go up. A Chinese vaccine doesn’t work against the virus from China? A Salt Lake City restaurant now requires vaccines for all patrons. Gwyneth Paltrow details her heartbreaking quarantine story: she finally ate bread. Laurel Hubbard becomes the first transgender athlete to compete in the Olympics. Many female athletes are not too pleased. A girl compares going tanning to wearing blackface. Joe Biden has agreed with Kamala Harris in an interview where she said, "America is not racist." He also connects the Capitol Hill attack to white supremacy. Has anyone actually met a white supremacist? Maybe one store owner in Kennesaw, Georgia. An Asian mother at a school board meeting in Virginia calls the board out for indoctrination in the school system. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Meet the CIA Librarian | 5/10/21
On a Mother’s Day card, a son writes that the craziest thing he’s seen his mom do is NOT wear a mask! There’s more indoctrination popping up in the school systems, whether about climate change or the COVID pandemic. Marvel aims to continue to promote social justice in its films. So you want to be a CIA librarian. Elon Musk went on SNL and had a skit about dogecoin being a "hustle." On the streets of Portland, protesters continue to get in drivers’ way and cause issues. One driver in Plano, Texas, finally has enough and confronts the police officer who seems to be doing very little to solve the situation. An Alberta pastor gets stopped in the streets by the police after a service. He gets arrested in the middle of the road and taken to jail. There are now vaccine passports for religious gatherings. All four of the COVID vaccines still have many issues. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We’re Hopeful | 5/7/21
It turns out that most men would rather die than give up meat. The White House doesn’t want Biden answering questions on his own. The CIA is using critical race theory to recruit workers. The Pentagon has no plans to shoot down the Chinese rocket. Another family has been removed from a Southwest Airlines flight over a mask. Drew Robinson returns to Triple A baseball after recovering from his suicide attempt. AOC goes on a rant about the current standards about upholding life and praises Planned Parenthood. Apparently, though, Planned Parenthood doesn’t even always provide prenatal care. British Vogue wonders if having children is an “ecologically sound or unsound decision.” Ants from Ecuador have been named with gender-neutral names. A woman equates abortion to deporting an illegal immigrant. A Lubbock city has been made into a sanctuary for unborn babies. A judge says to not bring race into cases when it’s not needed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Civilian Climate Corps | 5/6/21
Almost none of the Left’s climate predictions have come true! A civilian climate corps has been formed to help battle the "climate emergency." John Kerry has invested in Cabot Oil and Gas Corporation. Man wears an entire greenhouse on his head instead of a mask. A Buddhist monk chops off his head to aid in his travels in the afterlife. Someone bursts into a Costco and remarks on the tyranny of still wearing masks. A group of protesters wear sheep masks into a store to make a statement. A stage play had the entirety of the people inside wearing masks, including the actors! Masks and now COVID test swabs are being made in unsanitary environments. The CEO of Peloton, John Foley, does a turnaround and recalls the company's treadmills due to safety concerns. Herd immunity is now apparently not applicable to COVID any more. People suspect Joe Biden wants to keep the mask mandate for at least another year. The CDC has now equated all the side effects from the vaccines with personal anxieties. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Altars of the Woke | 5/5/21
Bill and Melinda Gates have decided to get a divorce. Joe Biden gives us a new website for vaccines? Mealworms could make an appearance as a primary source of food ... yay. Elon Musk is set to host Saturday Night Live this weekend. Some cast members are not too enthused. The Bidens stopped by the Carters'. Derek Chauvin’s lawyer has already filed for a new trial, largely due to the jury. A police officer pulls over a woman for using her cellphone while driving, and she immediately begins to call him a "murderer." Joe Biden’s new plan could take 61% of inherited wealth. Another dumb turtle finds itself upside down on a beach. A University of Minnesota leader urges people to fake police calls. Many rioters are being released without charges. Joe Biden plans to partner with private firms to spy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
White House vs. Red States | 5/4/21
Coke goes woke and pushes for more racial equity in its legal teams. But after pushback from some prominent conservatives, the company quickly shifts gears. Biden fumbles in his speech again. The Bidens visit the Carters, with no masks this time! Andrew Cuomo had some interesting comments about taking the vaccine and affecting the elderly. “I can spend your money better than you can,” Bill Clinton says. A group of farmers in the Midwest have been denied a loan forgiveness program because of their race. A pastor in D.C. used his $1 million in COVID-19 relief funds to buy a house and 39 cars! Taxpayer costs are continuing to surge because of the border crisis. Texas COVID numbers are looking better, even after restrictions are down. A Stanford student heads to Twitter to say that "white people need to be eradicated." Bill and Melinda Gates are getting a divorce. BLM showed up at a restaurant and had a standoff, with firearms. The pastor from Alberta speaks out about freedoms in front of a crowd this time. The police force gets called after someone is spotted being "illegally seated" at an eatery, which later turned out to be a mannequin. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Latest COVID Accessory! | 5/3/21
Even CNN admits that Biden is a liar! Could a voice of reason actually be coming from Caitlyn Jenner? Now there are bracelets you can put on that show that you are COVID-19 vaccinated. Some SNL cast members have decided not to appear alongside Elon Musk. BYU had the most NFL draft picks ever west of the Mississippi this year. Texas is recording low COVID-19 numbers across the board. SpaceX returns to Earth! One of China’s space launchers doesn’t detach and is now set to come crashing down to Earth any time now. Warren Buffet is raising his commodity prices to account for the pandemic. Joe Biden has some powerful statements about his new Amtrak systems. Basecamp CEO bans certain tweets and a third of the workforce promptly leaves. Tim Scott is a slave to the GOP? Tamar Robotics is developing new technology that could help prevent damage during brain surgery. Scientists believe human augmentation could be here before we know it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Joe Biden’s Butt Mask | 4/30/21
The Biden address numbers are in. It went from 30 million viewers last year all the way down to 11 million this year. In New Delhi, 37 doctors have tested positive for COVID-19. Has Biden spent 19 trillion in his first 100 days? Is 16 years of education too much for American children? There is no travel ban from India despite surging COVID numbers. The NFL draft began last night. Studies show liberalism is a sign of mental illness. Joe Biden loses his mask, and Dr. Jill rejects his gift. Is it "bold-face lie" or "bald-face lie"? Georgia politician Stacey Abrams plans to write more erotic novels. Kamala Harris agrees with Tim Scott that America is not racist, yet there is no backlash from the Left. Pathead Emily shares her allergic reaction to the Moderna vaccine. A wave of police beatings and shootings are happening around the country. Anti-discrimination group is challenging Coca-Cola. Lady Gaga’s dognappers have been arrested. Someone was arrested for trying to smuggle singing birds into the country. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
A Dose of Hope? | Guest: Brandon Tatum | 4/29/21
Biden gave an address to a joint session of Congress last night. Did anyone actually watch it? He reveals some possible positive COVID numbers. To avoid generally higher taxes, he wants to tax the wealthy more. Biden pushes for corporations to "pay their fair share." Biden mentions George Floyd’s "goal" to change the world on racial equality. He claims gun violence has now become an epidemic in America. Joy Reid, who just got vaccinated, talks to a doctor on MSNBC and says she wore two masks while out at the park and saw 95% of other people still wearing theirs. This is after Joe Biden reveals that it’s not necessary to wear masks outdoors after being vaccinated. Brandon Tatum, a former police officer and author of "Beaten Black and Blue," joins the show. He talks about the outreach of his organization, Blexit. He also talks about using actual facts to debunk some of the current nonsensical ideas in America. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Great Poetry Reading Day! | 4/28/21
Joe Biden’s first State of the Union is tonight. The Super Bowl had way higher ratings and audience than the Oscars this year, which hit an all-time low, down to 9.8 million from 43 million in 2014. The University of California at Berkeley is looking to hire a wellness and environmental justice coordinator. Today is Great Poetry Reading Day! The New York Jets have had a total of 35 quarterbacks during the past 45 seasons? Rob Gronkowski sets a new Guiness World Record for catching a football from 600 feet above him. A Southlake, Texas, school has been under fire for teaching racial justice topics. A Texas governor claims that modern science has discovered there are actually six biological sexes. An electric vehicle company claims that its cars only use a little bit of coal, but later reveals it’s 95%. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Racist Soap Dispensers? | 4/27/21
Hand soap is racist now! Schools are now removing higher-level math classes. Stanford distances itself from a study concluding that masks are useless. A Zoom invitation for people of color and a separate one for white people. Only fully vaccinated tourists will be allowed in the EU, starting this summer. Some activities now may have a vaccine prerequisite for participation. A UFC event had 15,000 and hardly any of them wore masks. The electric car industry may result in a large collection of dead batteries. It’s predicted that there will be 30 million electric vehicles in the near future. The Oscars were on and barely any celebs were socially distanced or wore masks. Hilary Kennedy stops by and talks about new topics in the UFC. Jake Paul knocks out Ben Askren, a retired MMA fighter, who says he "didn’t prepare the way he should’ve." Dana White wants politics out of sports. Lila Rose, author of "Fighting for Life," joins the show and talks about anti-abortion activism and Live Action. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Congrats on Your Vax! | 4/26/21
A new week, a new Pat Gray Bingo card! Biden makes his way through the first 100 days of his presidency. So eating meat is racist now? Crime might be "spiraling out of control" at the George Floyd memorial and autonomous zone. Is Portland’s mayor finally taking action to stop Antifa? It only took a year! A new greeting card comes out for getting your vaccine, "Congrats on your vax!" The former CDC director is now the CEO of the foundation that funds factcheck.org. The Biden administration continues working on the abortion issue, reversing some of former President Trump’s regulations and loosening restrictions. Ma’Khia Bryant defenders claim that they shouldn’t have to be "perfect" in order to not be the victims of police violence. An F15C could be used on U.S. citizens while they’re shopping. Brandon Tatum goes on the BBC and flips the script on systemic racism. A local church in Bellingham, Washington, comes out with the "Ten Commandments" to stay safe from COVID. President Biden may be inviting "climate migrants" into the country. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Don't Exhale if You Love the Planet | 4/23/21
Outrage is still brewing over the Columbus shooting. Biden administration recently loosened restrictions on the abortion pill. U.S. House passes Washington D.C. statehood bill. A state is delaying white people from getting vaccines compared to other races. Pat and the guys break down nicknames that don't match first names. Don Lemon speaks the truth about the Columbus shooting. O.J. Simpson has some words for LeBron James. An explosion was felt 20 miles away as gender reveals get more extreme. Watch this IKEA employee address difficult customers. Are you comfortable going to the movies again? A parent delivers a heartfelt message to a school board about masks on our children. John Kerry wants to eliminate CO2 from the atmosphere, even though it's necessary to all life. India is seeing major COVID spikes again, with over 300,000 cases in one day! Houston hospital wants to fire workers who refuse to take the vaccine. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Earth Day Stupidity | 4/22/21
Joe Biden has a history of racist comments. Amazon is testing new technology that uses the palm of your hand to identify shoppers. China has a new vaccine that has not been working particularly well, especially in Chile. The Pfizer vaccine now has a side effect of its own, causing shingles in six people. A woman in Nevada has had to have three brain surgeries related to blot clots after taking the Johnson & Johnson vaccine. Jake Paul knocks out former UFC fighter Ben Askren. Now they want him to fight a professional boxer. The U.S. has vowed to cut its emissions by at least half by 2030 at a climate summit. John Kerry says even if we cut all emissions to 0%, we’re still going to have a problem. Scientific American has now upgraded the term climate change to climate emergency. A bobcat, later confirmed to have rabies, attacks a Burgaw, North Carolina, couple. A new survey shows that the District of Columbia was ranked the worst place to live in the United States. Kamala Harris has another gaffe at the podium. A paramedic donated $10 to Kyle Rittenhouse’s defense. A reporter, Jason Nguyen from Channel 4, then sent a camera crew to hassle the donator. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10 Words to Stop Using Now! | 4/21/21
Derek Chauvin convicted on all charges! Joe Biden calls George Floyd’s family to talk to them. The Left still isn’t satisfied with the verdict. Pelosi thanks Floyd for sacrificing his life? Greta Thunberg comes out with a new documentary where she travels across the globe as she meets with climate change leaders. There are more billionaires in the world, and the billionaires have gotten richer. All 22 massage therapists in the Deshaun Watson case are now found to be either lying or stretching the truth. Hayley Hasselhoff becomes the first plus-size model to appear on Playboy. The Oscars are this weekend, but they’re doing things differently. They’re also increasing the time for the winning speeches. "Fast and Furious 9" comes out soon, and 10 and 11 are already in the works. Robotic dogs are still being worked on, and they’re now improved and plentiful! The Daunte Wright case progresses, with the female police officer charged with manslaughter. Some of these cases don’t always seem to factor in all the information from the situation. Sniffing dogs give police an excuse to search your car without a warrant. One man had $65,000 in a safety deposit box. Being vaccinated now has a hand signal attached to it. Cigarette companies have started to add in menthol. A list comes out with words or phrases that now should be looked down on. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
‘Vaccine Nationalism’ | 4/20/21
Softball players in Minnesota are required to wear a mask and social distance at all times during games and practice! Samuel Adams releases a pro-vaccination commercial. Gretta Thunberg creates a new phrase: "vaccine nationalism." White Bear Lake reported that racist, hateful messages were sent in a group chat. However, this turned out to be yet another sensational hoax. Facebook pushes people to add a COVID-19 frame to their profile pictures to help inspire their social network to get their vaccines. Robert De Niro finalized his divorce with his wife, Grace Hightower, due to money issues and her possible overspending. Judge Peter Cahill presses that a congresswoman’s opinion shouldn’t affect the judicial process. It comes out that the Capitol Police officer actually passed away due to natural causes, not the rioters. CNN releases another story about Donald Trump, this time about his Coke boycott. The Mars helicopter successfully launches, but the achievement speech is a little hard to understand due to the double masks. A woman reports that a baby dinosaur ran through her yard. The state of Delaware doesn’t have any early voting. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Buffoon Middle School | 4/19/21
A COVID awareness concert is in the works. BLM founder Patrisse Cullors defends buying multiple expensive homes. Tesla has a few self-driving car crashes over the weekend. Should we be trusting a car to drive us? Biden claims mass shootings happen every day in America? Somehow that sounds unbelievable. A man defends himself from a bobcat attack by using a gun! Another argument for the Second Amendment. The Biden administration decided to roll back the immigration cap to 15,000 but then raise it back up to 62,000. Only 29% of Americans approve of Biden’s handling of the border crisis. Thomas Jefferson Middle School has decided not rename the school to Barack and Michelle Obama Middle School. Dr. Fauci has more to say about the COVID pandemic. Ontario is introducing even more COVID measures. Do these actually benefit the people of Ontario? Scientists are fearful of speaking out against Dr. Fauci because of his outreach. Indiana Jones 5 finds its new female lead actress, Phoebe Waller-Bridge. John Williams returns as the composer. More Johnny Depp and Amber Heard information comes out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Mouse Goes Woke | 4/16/21
A man has an adverse reaction to a COVID vaccine in a drive-through vaccine distribution site. Liberals continue to sing songs about the COVID vaccine. Jim Jordan goes after Dr. Fauci on the House floor. States that shut down the longest have suffered the most economically? Who could have seen that coming? In Australia, a new warship was launched that cost $2 billion to make. They had an interesting initiation ceremony. Will there soon be 51 states in the U.S.? There have been transfers across incarceration sites related to prisoners' gender identity. A monitor lizard spotted in a convenience store. Certain industries actually did well during the COVID pandemic. Disney parks are starting to allow "gender-flexible" costumes. Scripts are getting passed on because of racial equity reasons now. Steve Urkel from "Family Matters" is starting his own cannabis company to help market his Purple Urkel. Rob Reiner tweets that the "only way Republicans can maintain white supremacy is through voter suppression." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Cult of the Branch Covidians | 4/15/21
Buffalo Stadium is going to require proof of vaccination to enter the stadium. Meanwhile, Texas and Florida continue to outperform locked-down states. Fauci doesn’t understand why. Would you prefer a robot or a human to perform your nasal COVID test? Scientists claim a new retinal scanner can detect COVID. U.S. ambassador claims that white supremacy is "woven into" our founding documents. A UFO appears to fly behind the Dragon Space Station. Are they actually looking at an alien spacecraft? Dave doesn’t manage to sell a single pillow. AOC struggles to explain the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. Kamala Harris speaks about a possible maternal health crisis. She links this to potential racial bias. A Dollar Tree gets looted and burned to the ground because of the belief that the company is "profiting off poverty." Democrats are preparing legislation to expand the Supreme Court. Project Veritas proves what we already know: CNN is propaganda for the Democrats. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The What or the How? | 4/14/21
The FDA and CDC are now putting a hold on the Johnson & Johnson vaccine. At least 20% of COVID deaths in Europe were not from COVID! Brian Stelter tries to call out Fox News for not publicizing their vaccination records? Women may be reaching menopause at a later age, by two years. Elon Musk showcases his new Neuralink technology. New Hampshire track coach gets fired for not forcing his athletes to wear masks while running. Police officer in Minnesota shoots a man while thinking she was tazing him. Another altercation occurs after a man does not put his hands on the dash of his car. The Los Angeles police department could be forcibly vaccinating mentally disabled people. Neil deGrasse Tyson tweets that “science is true, whether you believe in it or not.” Mispronouncing Asian names has been labeled "casual racism." 536 AD has been called the worst year in history, when the sky went dark and the bubonic plague began. President Biden wants to require all public companies to publish their emissions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Great Cackle-Off: Hillary Clinton vs. Kamala Harris | 4/13/21
BLM leader’s mansion is in a white neighborhood. The boycotting of Georgia continues. The great cackle-off between Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris. Joe Biden’s job promise. Glenn Beck stops by and discusses how the northeast is doing with COVID restrictions. Biden boasts about all the possible new jobs in infrastructure, many that won’t require a college degree. Pete Buttigieg gets called out on his bold statement about 19 million new jobs due to the infrastructure bill. Ron DeSantis starts adopting some Trump mannerisms. Doni Anthony, a candidate for the mayor of Arlington, Texas, steps in. She wants to spread the belief that we are not really a democracy, in the real sense of the word. She also mentions that there are only two weeks of early voting. Cher believes that it’s the Democrats standing in the way of white supremacy. Previous voting trends suggest otherwise. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Don’t Vax Me, Bro | 4/12/21
There will be two bingo winners this week! Members at a church in Canada tear down a wall preventing their congregation from meeting. The government responds by sending 200 riot police to arrest people. Notre Dame is requiring vaccination to enroll as a student at the college. Youth baseball players 12 and up are being required to wear masks during games. Colorado shuts down Johnson & Johnson vaccine site after 11 people got sick on the spot. Democrats try to change the meaning of infrastructure. Former House Speaker John Boehner slams Ted Cruz in new book. Joe Biden creates a commission to pack the Supreme Court. U.S. border agent finds and rescues a child abandoned in the middle of the desert. There is a nationwide shortage of ketchup! Black student at Albion College finds racist vandalism at school; turns out he is the culprit. Owner of Charlotte trucking company had $40,000 seized at Phoenix airport. Why? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Climate Change Is Causing Immigration?! | 4/9/21
Biden has a speech about gun control and reform. Biden mentions the problem of ghost guns, an untraceable type of firearm. More information comes out on the Islamic man who ran over the two Capitol police officers. A smuggler gets paid $6,000 to smuggle a family from Honduras. There are now reports of climate change as a big factor in why immigration is at its highest peak. Britain’s Prince Philip has died at age 99. Did you see the latest child immigration/smuggling video? Looks to us like it’s set up and filmed to go “viral." The Kardashians keep up their ability to stay in the spotlight. People call for Matt Gaetz to resign due to Venmo records. A volcano on the Caribbean island of St. Vincent is on the brink of eruption. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Biden’s High-Speed Rail to Infrastructure | 4/8/21
The Biden administration urges other countries to institute a global tax rate on businesses? A new high-speed rail goes up to 200-300mph, very similar to the transits in Japan. Biden speaks about investing in the jobs of tomorrow as well as bringing scientists back into the White House. Biden starts to detail his $2 trillion infrastructure plan. He emphasizes that they will “not do nothing.” More electric charging stations are planned to be installed across America, up to 500,000. Sponsors, like Nike, are starting to drop Deshaun Watson due to his ongoing legal trouble. One of the massage therapists speaks out about their experience with him. She details the toll it’s taken on her mental health. Biden takes criticism for continuing work on the southern border wall. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Voter Law Fact Checkers? | 4/7/21
The CDC changes its COVID standards again. The 1619 Project gets a docuseries on Hulu. Chelsea Clinton has now started her own podcast. Sharon Stone details her struggles in the movie industry. Countries like Europe are pushing electric-only emissions by 2030. Are there pieces of an alien planet lodged under the earth? The new Godzilla vs. Kong movie comes out. SpaceX prepares to launch its first civilian crew into space. NASA tests a new device that will hopefully push asteroids out of a path toward Earth. Shannon Sharpe offers his controversial take about the All-Star Game being moved out of Georgia. Are guns easier to get than voting rights? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Who Is Crazier? | 4/6/21
The Baylor University men’s basketball team wins its first national championship. The All-Star Game is set to be moved to Denver, Colorado. Everything is racist! Pat compiles a complete list of what is and isn’t racist. Matt Gaetz lets us know that he’s not a monk! "Get out" is starting to become a trend in Canada to kick COVID police out of establishments! Biden proposes a global tax rate. One World government, here we come! Wildlife across the globe continues to be negatively affected by face masks. The Easter bunny made a surprise visit during one of the White House press meetings … wearing a mask. Vermont gives special preference to "people of color" to get the COVID vaccine. White people still have to wait in line. Many Americans are still terrified over the mask issue. Schools in Canada may have accidentally distributed toxic masks to their students. A dog tries riding a Segway. A protester falls off a wall. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
States with More Restrictive Voting Laws than Georgia | 4/5/21
The MLB is moving the All-Star Game out of Georgia, claiming that the new Georgia voting law is racist. Delta and Coca-Cola support MLB’s decision to relocate the game. MLB wants to require an ID to buy a ticket but not to vote? Oh, the hypocrisy. Keith Olbermann wants to boycott the Masters golf tournament because the word "Masters" is racist? Google ignores Easter for another year. Refugees are being dropped off in Arizona border towns, with no government assistance or communication. Charles Barkley speaks out on bipartisanship. Russia is getting aggressive in the Arctic Circle and moving missiles near the Ukraine border. Immigration activists want to stop a Chicago school from renaming itself after Barack Obama. Multiple police officers show up at a church to enforce mask mandates. Texas COVID hospitalizations plummet after the mask mandate was lifted. It turns out that the driver who killed a Capitol police officer this last week was a Nation of Islam devotee. New York prohibits any meat or food that is more than a dollar to be given out in voter lines. COVID passport trials begin today in Britain. This would require a proof of vaccination to enjoy basic freedoms. Meanwhile, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis outlaws COVID passports. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Look for the WELL Health Safety Seal | 4/2/21
What exactly is the flag behind Dr. Jill Biden? Another SpaceX rocket explodes. Virgin Galactic comes out with a new spaceship. Elon Musk wants people to move to Texas to work for him. A Japanese startup is moving to clean up the earth’s orbit. A list compiles the worst world leaders during the COVID pandemic. Country-wide COVID death tolls are compared. Turkmenistan bans mask-wearing and any discussion of the pandemic. Pfizer vaccine lasts at least six months. Get your Krispy Kreme doughnut today if you get your vaccine! Check out this footage from a refugee camp in south Texas. Did Donald Trump skip out on $130 McDonald's bill? Former head of Planned Parenthood wants the CDC to crack down on people who are not vaccinated and take away their freedoms. Convicted spy Johnathan Pollard released on parole and was never tried for treason. What is the "Well Health Safety" seal? Hillary Clinton is writing a thriller novel. Dr. Fauci doesn't seem concerned with COVID at the border. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dr. Jill Biden’s Hispander Fail | 4/1/21
Happy April Fools’ Day! Let the jokes begin! Biden stumbles up the stairs to Air Force One again. Jill Biden tries to speak Spanish. A man in Virginia had a severe allergic reaction to the Johnson & Johnson vaccine. Also, Johnson & Johnson had to throw out 15 million doses of its vaccine due to a mix-up. Joe Biden has turned down an invitation to throw the first pitch of a Nationals baseball game. States that have fully opened are being asked to close down again despite many of them doing BETTER since reopening! Border facilities are vastly over capacity due to the surge of migrants crossing the border. Delta Airlines changes its mind about the new Georgia voting law. Now they’re against it! A police dog gets a name change because it was named after a rapper? According to Oxford, sheet music is racist now?! White people are invited to listen to "the conversation" but not participate in it. Jim Acosta made a commemorative shirt to remember his COVID vaccination. Tucker Carlson interviews Matt Gaetz about the recent accusations. So, there is an infinite number of genders now? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
'Just Gut Check, Stop!' | 3/31/21
Joe Biden’s dog bit another person at the White House. Does AOC think that "surge" is short for "insurgency"? Biden plans to spend another $2 trillion on "infrastructure." A man has a record for seeing "Avengers: Endgame" in theaters 191 times. Did an asteroid named Apophis come close to hitting the Earth? Kamala Harris is having some trouble moving into the vice president’s house. There is a new policy in the U.K. that allows people to mix and match vaccines? The NBA TV ratings continue to go downhill due to social justice. Could it soon be a hate crime to yell obscenities at someone? Former Senator Heidi Heitkamp calls Gina Carano a racist Nazi. A man in Australia breaks up with his girlfriend by tricking people into leaving Chewbacca impersonations on her voicemail. What happened to the good old days of radio? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Soft Racism of Low Expectations | 3/30/21
The Suez Canal is finally open again! The Biden administration is spending $3 million a day on the border crisis and is refusing to discuss it. Russian and Middle Eastern migrants have joined the migrants from South America. Most are being released without a court date. The CDC director fears "impending doom" regarding the coronavirus. Biden speaks about the future of vaccines in America. The White House is pushing a national COVID passport that would require proof of vaccination to shop at various businesses. New Georgia law tries to crack down on voting shenanigans. Predictably, the Democrats hate it. Some Democrats are also claiming that the law is racist? Could China be planning to take over Taiwan? The WHO says that the virus did not come from a lab in Wuhan, case closed. Can someone explain why Kamala Harris is giggling (or cackling) so much in this video while discussing education? The Muppets have introduced two new black characters. Are there even any white Muppets? Psaki continues to avoid giving answers about border and travel restrictions. Earth Day is coming up! What will you be doing to celebrate it? Andrew Cuomo has yet another accuser. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices