Party Roll - A 5E Dungeons and Dragons Podcast

The party gloms themselves to the Descendants while larger things are happening afoot... Thanks for listening! Playing DnD 5E - Custom Mark Campaign partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast | patreon

The party undergoes an inquisition! Crow oil recipes are swapped. Thanks for listening! Will you put me in your will? Playing DnD 5E - Custom Mark Campaign partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast | patreon

The party has a chat with their new found friend and ventures further into the Descendant's Grove... Thanks for listening! See Cheryl at the front desk on your way out, we put a little something extra in your party favor bag (σ╭͜ʖ╮σ) Playing DnD 5E - Custom Mark Campaign partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast | patreon

A very drunk party recovers from their previous encounters and journeys further north, hoping to reach the Descendant's Grove. Thanks for listening and Happy New Year! Playing DnD 5E - Custom Mark Campaign partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast | patreon

No episode this week. Let Dusty serenade you through the holiday season. Merry Christmas! partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast | patreon

The party sees what happens when they defile a font of magic with silly CARL fights. Thanks for listening! Wanna come over and play ps2 games? Playing DnD 5E - Custom Mark Campaign partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast | patreon

The players of Party Roll gather together to celebrate their 50th episode by answering some questions asked by our listeners! Thanks for the great times so far, here's hoping for another 50! partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast | patreon

Everyone is shoulder-deep in Carl as this wet water adventure fight rages on! Fumbles learns the art of song. Thanks for listening! My therapist says you're bad for me but what does she know! Playing DnD 5E - Custom Mark Campaign partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast | patreon

The party arrives at a sacred ground that houses much of the island's magic. Carl 7 has a reunion. Thanks for listening! Playing DnD 5E - Custom Mark Campaign partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast | patreon

The party, with new orders in hand, head out towards the next leg of their adventure. Thank for listening! We still on for ultimate frisbee this weekend? Playing DnD 5E - Custom Mark Campaign partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast | patreon

The party returns to the King to inform him of their latest revelations. Then they go shopping! Thanks for listening! Playing DnD 5E - Custom Mark Campaign partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast | patreon

The party decides its time to leave the crypt and bring some evidence to the king. Also introducing MGDM Studio's new band CORPSETRAIN. Coming to record stores everywhere! Thanks for listening! You want anything while I'm heading to the kitchen? Playing DnD 5E - Custom Mark Campaign partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast | patreon

The party continues their fight with a many-mouthed foe... Thanks for listening! Playing DnD 5E - Custom Mark Campaign partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast | patreon

While investigating the catacombs below, the party comes across a terrifying foe... Thanks for listening! :-* Playing DnD 5E - Custom Mark Campaign partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast | patreon

The party decides that rules don't apply to them and head into the blocked portion of the crypt. What secrets hide behind these doors? Find out! Thanks for listening! Hey I'm having a BBQ next wednesday, wanna come? Playing DnD 5E - Custom Mark Campaign partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast | patreon

The party continues their attempts to quell a pudding uprising in the tombs below. Krum refuses to lay down and runs away. Thanks for listening! We told our mom about you and she wants to meet you. Playing DnD 5E - Custom Mark Campaign partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast | patreon

The party descends into the tombs below to try and unravel what's going on... Thanks for listening! Playing DnD 5E - Custom Mark Campaign partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast | patreon

Distraught about a spoiled Krum, the party drowns their sorrows at the local inn before reporting to the king for the next leg of their adventure... Thanks for listening! Playing DnD 5E - Custom Mark Campaign partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast | patreon

Strange things are afoot as the group all works to protect their assigned wards. Fritz talks to a tree! Thanks for listening ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) Playing DnD 5E - Custom Mark Campaign partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast | patreon

The party splits up and heads their seperate ways to help protect the three councilpeople. Will they learn who is attacking these people in the dead of night? Thanks for listening! Playing DnD 5E - Custom Mark Campaign partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast | patreon

The party follows their guide Tyty and eventually have a "rad" meeting with King "Da Bomb" Telanthis. Thanks for listening! Have my baby, y/n? Playing DnD 5E - Custom Mark Campaign partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast | patreon

After dealing with a visit of Carl Seven's family member, the party starts their trek to meet the king... Thanks for listening! Playing DnD 5E - Custom Mark Campaign partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast | patreon

Enough screwing around! Time to make it to the main island and... fight? Thanks for listening, honey bear. Playing DnD 5E - Custom Mark Campaign partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast | patreon

The party makes the best use of their night in town before heading to the mainland. Party Roll Recipes: A Whiskey Thick - Mix 1 part whiskey with 2 parts whipped cream. Pour over ice. Country Cream Pie - Eat 1 entire cream pie of your choice. Start chuggin a cheap whiskey of your choice. You'll know when to stop. Shredded Gin and Tonic - Make a gin and tonic. Garnish with shredded cheddar cheese. Tequlia Funrise - Aztec brand tequila poured over french onion cream cheese. Served in a cold corn tortilla. Breakfast of Champions - Leave a can of Coors Light and some heavy cream out over night. Mix them together 1:1. Chug. Non Dairy Steamer - Warm up a tall cup of Vodka in a microwave. Add powdered coffee creamer to taste. Gin and toxic - Run room temperature gin through used coffee grounds and filter. Garnish with splenda. Bud Rice - Bring Bud Ice malt liquor to boil, add rice, simmer for 10 minutes. Don't drain. Egg White Russian - Make a white Russian with Egg Whites instead of milk. A Barfirita - Make a margarita, add two shots of Bailey's serve in one of those stone salsa bowl things, top with cottage cheese and Crest Oral B Enamel Health Toothpaste. The Te-killa - Tequila and scotch, shaken and poured into a glass filled with chilled old pennies Pepperpeach - Water from the bottom of that slightly clogged urinal every bathroom has, add a shot or two of off-brand peach schnapps, pour into pig-shaped salt shaker, gently lay a single layer of fresh toilet paper on the surface, finish by sprinkling a bit of pepper from the salt shakers twin Ex-wrestler - Mix equal parts Fireball Whiskey and lemon juice. Pour into discarded malt liquor bottle with 2 egg whites and shake vigorously. Rim bottle mouth with paprika. Tackling Fuel - Drink Natty Light until you think it's normal to try and wrestle with everyone. Then get mad when people act like you are weird. *Actual Recipe* Black Mob - 1:1 tequila & baileys, squeeze in lime slice, puke on kitchen floor and fall asleep on toilet. Russian Flapjack - Make pancake mix with vodka instead of water. Layer the batter with syrup and molasses. Best served warm as a shot. Gintle Kiss Goodnight - Drink an entire bottle of Gin in one sitting. Kiss someone upside the head with the empty bottle. Whistlin' Dixie - Chug a full tall boy of your choice through the gap where your incisors used to be. Whiskey Sandwich - Soak bread, ham, turkey, cheese and chips in whiskey over night. Put the mush together on a plate and consume. Add mustard and mayo to taste. Raw Dawg - 40oz of Red Dawg malt liquor poured over a 12 oz bowl of uncooked beef cubes. Serves up to three. Morning After - Attempt to use a warm bottle of whiskey as a contraceptive. Drink what comes out as you don't want to be wasteful. Hair of the Dog - Scrape the leftover bloody mary from the sides of your blender you left out all night, don't pick out the hair from your pets that have been licking the top of the blender for several hours. Fry this up into a hardened cake while toasting bread till black. Put your haircake on the toast and eat. Toast must be burnt for maximum carbon benefit. The Health Nut - Put yogurt and granola in a mason jar to eat after your drive to work. Slam on your brakes after nearly getting into a car accident so it rolls under your seat and you forget about it. Consume after several weeks of brewing into a fermented penicillin like substance. Hope these help! Thanks for listening. Playing DnD 5E - Custom Mark Campaign partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast | patreon

The party completes their fight with Queen My Coworker David and aquires a strange new ability... Thanks for listening! Subscribe to our newsletter for recipes and sudoku puzzles! Playing DnD 5E - Custom Mark Campaign partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast | patreon

The party continues underground as everyone faces off against a powerful insect queen named My Coworker David. Thanks for listening! Playing DnD 5E - Custom Mark Campaign partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast | patreon

The group finally finds their friend Fumbles and encounters a powerful enemy foe. Thanks for listening, babe. Playing DnD 5E - Custom Mark Campaign partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast | patreon

Brat to you in HD! The party ventures further into the tunnel to save their best friend! Thanks for listening! Playing DnD 5E - Custom Mark Campaign partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast | patreon

Tasked with a quest to find the root of a sad town's problems, the party goes forth, inspecting every speck of dirt they can find! Thanks for listening, sweet cheeks. Playing DnD 5E - Custom Mark Campaign partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast | patreon

The party ends their sea voyage and finds themselves on an island with a rather interesting history... Thanks for listening! Playing DnD 5E - Custom Mark Campaign partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast | patreon

Now after re-tooling their character's stats, the party presses onwards to hopefully save the Cap'n of the ship! Alternate Titles: Two Chumps Pump Shipping and Receiving Hip Slaps on the Shiplaps Mark's Pirate Boat Adventure Neither Dungeons Nor Dragons Schooner or Later Melee on the Seaway Gang Plank Bang High Seas Fightsies Shore Cleave Poop Decked Cappin Slappin Thanks for listening! partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast | patreon

The group finds themselves in the thick of things immediately! Listen along as the group battles some strong strapping seamen. Thanks for listening! Playing DnD 5E - Custom Mark Campaign partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast | patreon

Join us as the group starts a brand new custom campaign with all new characters! Mark, Cory, Dusty, Steven, Matt, and Engineer Rory all return to the table with a new friend Vanessa to embark on a new journey. Who are these new characters? Where are they going? How are you doing? Find out in this new season of Party Roll! Playing DnD 5E - Custom Mark Campaign partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast | patreon

Tune in to find out what happens to all of Season One's characters! partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast

Everything comes to a head as this first season of Party Roll concludes! Thanks for listening, it's been a great season with more to come soon. Consider joining our patreon! Playing DnD 5E -- Lost Mine of Phandelver partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast

Maelstrom in a chamber pot. Spiders are mean! The group makes a mistake on remembering who they fed a skulltato chip to. A certain flamable bone returns. We learn of The Black Spider's namesake! Everyone channels their inner-Matt. Dusty vexes Steven with his lap dinner. A wraith and some undead join the fight. Combat is getting all crazy as we close in on our final episode for this season. Thanks for listening! You're our favorite. Playing DnD 5E -- Lost Mine of Phandelver partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast

Our old friend returns, with some stipulations for our friendship! Seth enthusiastically accepts new plans. The party charges up in a forge! Bugbear betrayal :c An accidental endorsement is made. The team opens a door. Negotiations are had with a friendly wraith. Seth does what Seth does best while Grick and Tekno Viking duet-dance. Spiders are becoming a problem. Getting ever closer to the season conclusion. Thanks for listening! Playing DnD 5E -- Lost Mine of Phandelver partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast

The bugbear/zombie fight continues! Matt establishes his sugar-daddy ranking. Dusty disrespects the BatKnife. Dirty Bugbears continue to be a drain on modern society. A certain skull has a bad time in the party's possession. Grick makes a convincing argument, but feels guilty about it. The group Forges ahead and meets a charming being. Whiz Ard confirms that he is a wizard several times. Seth totally tells the truth. What lies ahead for our adventurers? Listen in and find out! Playing DnD 5E -- Lost Mine of Phandelver partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast

Dusty makes a party-sneeze. Mark talks to himself. Negotiations are made with The Black Spider. The party gives valuable workplace advice. Things get 2spooky again. Matt has no concept of time. Some dirty bugbears get names! No one knows how to pronounce Shibe. Or Doge. Whiz Ard is actually less useful in combat for once (and only once)! Seth is sniper extraordinaire. Everyone can't stop using each other's last names. Join us as our adventure continues! Thanks for listening. You're a really good listener. Has anyone ever said that about you? Playing DnD 5E -- Lost Mine of Phandelver partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast

Engineer Rory brings a midi-keyboard with sound effects tied to the keys. Matt and Steven goad DJ Dusty into triggering the FX many times, making Mark madder than ever! Enjoy it while it lasts, because we put the keyboard away for the rest of the campaign. It was too powerful. The party comes to the end of their traveling journey as they descend into Wave Echo Cave. A dwarf cries. Dusty gives a very touching soliloquy. Things get 2spooky. Seth is always super duper prepared. Things get slimey! Matt makes his 100th Dark Souls reference. The DM reveals saddening facts about Tekno Viking ;-; . Seth stealths. Eventually, the party finds itself meeting a powerful foe... Thanks for listening! You're our favorite. Playing DnD 5E -- Lost Mine of Phandelver partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast

Everyone basks in the glow of their previous victory while Mark, Cory, and Steven educate us on OwlBear behavior rituals. Whiz finds some scrolls of the aged variety. The party meets an old friend! Seth gives into his culinary urges. Delicious food for everyone! Everyone is enamored with Steven's fancy shirt. Finally, the party sets off towards what would appear to be the final dungeon. Thanks for listening. You are wonderful. Playing DnD 5E -- Lost Mine of Phandelver Go to our webzone if you want the intro song for yourself! partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast

Listen in as Mark, Cory, Matt, and Steven fill in the gaps of the story thus far. They reflect on the campaign that happened Before the Mic, as well as chat about their previous campaigns and histories. So grab a chair, throw it into the fire, and sit on the ground as you listen to this bonus story episode. Thanks!

SHOWDOWN WITH KING DAVE GROHL We continue to learn how to play D&D, yay for learning! We give a small sad shoutout to PathGuy. Seth's hat lust grows to TF2 levels, but takes a beating. Whiz Ard proves that he's THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST and could solo this entire campaign. A scary creature appears! Grick and Seth tag team a Drow. Tekno Viking gives a Spin Punch Final Goodbye. Thanks for listening! Your ears are comfy. Playing DnD 5E -- Lost Mine of Phandelver partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast

TKV calls upon his Ki! Seth runs out of things to do. :C Grick becomes a true gentlesir. Cory becomes confused by a nickname. Whimsical continues to prove to be the most useful of the party members. TKV calls upon his Ki again for a little slap and tickle! Seth and the group grapple for loot. Whiz pokes and jokes. Grick hates doors. Thanks for listening. You make me have... feelings..... Playing DnD 5E -- Lost Mine of Phandelver partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast

HHHGGYYYEEAAHHHH BROTHER. WE GOT SOME GRICK ON GRICK ACTION COMIN AT YOU. Mark makes some clarifications. The group comes across a trap! Nobody knows how to say "brazier". A formidable enemy appears. More mysteries are uncovered about Whiz Ard. Grick and Grick grick some gricks. Should we abandon our podcast for a lucrative singing career? Professor Cory gives us a very informative history lesson. Thanks for listening. You are wonderful. Playing DnD 5E -- Lost Mine of Phandelver partyrollpodcast.com | @party_roll | facebook.com/partyrollpodcast

Whiz Ard upgrades from glass cannon to glass howitzer. The party joins together to bring this massive fight to a bloody end. Matt forces a joke. Seth receives what he has desired for so long... But then has the worst luck imaginable. 😰 We got a new website! Check us out at partyrollpodcast.com Playing DnD 5E -- Lost Mine of Phandelver

All combat all the time! Grick springs a trap. Whiz takes a hit like a champ! The group skirts death while weilding a dangerous bat-knife. Seth's want for a certain head-accessory grows ever larger. The body count slowly rises as this giant fight rolls on. Thanks for listening! Playing DnD 5E -- Lost Mine of Phandelver

The fight continues! The party stirs the stone hornet's nest even further. Seth sees another thing he wants. Whiz demonstrates that wizards are OP. Will Grick be able to handle a fight by himself? Will Mark continue to skip Tekno Viking's turns? FIND OUT PROBABLY. Thanks for listening, tell your friends! Playing DnD 5E -- Lost Mine of Phandelver

A fight! Introduction of a new segment: Mark's Minute. Grick learns a valuable lesson. Engineer Rory makes an off-mic appearance. Tekno Viking attempts stealth with Whiz Ard. Seth becomes the shadow of death. Seth is basically a Goblin Blender. Thanks for listening! We love you. Playing DnD 5E -- Lost Mine of Phandelver

The party's journey takes them to a castle! Dusty makes a clarification. The team shows their tactical prowess when approaching the castle. Plans are made and not necessarily followed... Let us know what you think at @party_roll! Playing DnD 5E -- Lost Mine of Phandelver