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Old Man Ultras

Old Man Ultras

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OMU89: Keith Richards was there and so was Hugh Grant

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OMU89: Keith Richards was there and so was Hugh Grant by An Exceptionally Unofficial FC Cincinnati Podcast, starring Bubbles, Macca, Stone Delicious & Schindler

Apr 3, 20251h 8m

OMU 88: Hands Like Shovels

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FIXED AUDIO (or at least as fixed as it gets)

Apr 16, 20241h 19m

OMU 87: Some People Were Born in the Bronx

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The Old Men are back with some low quality football analysis but some high quality snack talk.

Mar 29, 202458 min

OMU 86: Terror Teeth That Need to Consume Human Flesh

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OMU 86: Terror Teeth That Need to Consume Human Flesh by An Exceptionally Unofficial FC Cincinnati Podcast, starring Bubbles, Macca, Stone Delicious & Schindler

Mar 19, 20241h 0m

OMU 85: I didn't marry my auntie

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The Old Men have two very special guests, discuss the latest match against Red Boos and much more.

Oct 6, 20231h 29m

OMU 84: Left is deft

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OMU 84: Left is deft by An Exceptionally Unofficial FC Cincinnati Podcast, starring Bubbles, Macca, Stone Delicious & Schindler

Sep 22, 20231h 1m

OMU 83: Those tendons are important

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The Old Men discuss wins over Chicago Fire and Pittsburgh, the amazing short Argentine star of MLS (and that Messi guy) and more.

Jun 9, 20231h 18m

OMU 82: I smelled that in bed last night

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The Old Men are back with their stunningly accurate 2023 season preview.

May 27, 20231h 28m

OMU 81: You have a pod??

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This incredibly timely episode of the OMUs includes an FTX joke, review of MLS cup final and a World Cup preview.

Jan 23, 202357 min

OMU 80: Almost hit the Oscar Mayer weinermobile

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The OMU version of a playoff preview, includes an on-air taste test of a bizarre pepsico product.

Oct 15, 20221h 4m

OMU 79: We built a spite garden

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The Old Men check in on an actual good season, discuss a little bit of soccer, the merits of hard kombucha and more.

Aug 27, 20221h 2m

OMU 78: Because they don't make people with holes

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The usual nonsense, recorded between the Montreal and Atlanta matches.

Apr 20, 20221h 1m

OMU 77: Trying to do a lot of French chants

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The Old Men return from their longest hiatus yet to discover who is on the 2022 roster, discuss the Bengals, learn about Bubbles’ Fifa losses and more.

Feb 16, 20221h 5m

OMU 76: Gandalf - NO!

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The Old Men discuss the new GM, attending a match against the Red Boos, answer some FLQs and more.

Oct 11, 20211h 19m

OMU 75: Google Joey Votto and a Donkey

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The Old Men make no pretense of talking about recent matches and instead discuss how hummingbirds are actually mean, fixing lamps and answer all the FLQs.

Aug 23, 20211h 7m

OMU 74: Giraffes - Are they real?

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The Old Men discuss the wins against Chicago and Toronto, England 2 Germany Nil, the state of Piggly Wiggly bathrooms and more.

Jul 3, 20211h 16m

OMU 73: I dreamt the knight rider car was after me

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The Old Men reflect on games agains Montreal/Tampa and New England and discuss insects, cats, dogs and grills.

Jun 4, 20211h 2m

OMU 72: Obviously it's a Jaqueline hammer

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The Old Men preview the 2021 home opener by talking about stop and go traffic and canned gin and tonics.

May 15, 202156 min

OMU 71 - Put a GoPro on the draft excluder

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The Old Men finally turn in their season preview, rant a lot, and give some important home improvement updates

May 2, 20211h 18m

OMU 70: We're gonna have to find a new weed house

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The Old Men look back at the 2020 MLS season, discuss the roster cull and more.

Nov 18, 20201h 6m

OMU 69: Weathered and Worn

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In their nicest episode yet, the Old Men actually spend most of the time talking about football.

Oct 17, 202053 min

OMU68: Jellied eels and pork pies

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More rambling than usual. Contains at least 5 minutes of FCC talk.

Oct 5, 20201h 16m

OMU 67: Copius Amounts of Wild Turkey

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The Old Men are back after a 4 month sabbatical. They talk about the podcasts they didn't actually record, Bubbles spits some truth, and they discuss all of FCCs recent goals...

Sep 24, 20201h 10m

OMU 66: Unmuzzled Flatheaded Codpieces

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The Old Men discuss Alan Pardew, yellow jackets, Macca’s Zoom connection, Schindler’s bees and more.

May 6, 20201h 23m

OMU 65: Think about this if you're ever going to buy a Costco pool

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The Old Men talk about life in quarantine, get an update from Macca’s DVD corner, answer some FLQs and more.

Mar 27, 20201h 12m

OMU 64: Too old to go to the aquarium

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The Old Men recap the game at NYRB, talk about head injuries, discuss Macca’s possible love child, the Old Men’s personal sporting highlights and more.

Mar 8, 20201h 4m

OMU 63: Charabanc (aka Sharabang)

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The Old Men fight through technical difficulties to talk about the upcoming season, possible coaches, charabancs, holing up in Hocking Hills and more.

Feb 28, 20201h 4m

OMU 62: Wrapped in a Napkin

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The Old Men discuss our new signings (plus Jimmy!), are treated to a #SchindlerRant about the new kit, and spend a lot of time answering a couple of great FLQs.

Feb 10, 20201h 23m

OMU 61: A balloon with two ends

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The Old Men discuss Manu Ledesma, Adi, Yuba and other roster changes. Possibly too much grey hair/baldness talk.

Jan 24, 20201h 4m

OMU 60: You need to get bigger pants

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The Old Men talk about new signings, laugh about Nashville in the west, backs and necks, and more.

Dec 5, 20191h 14m

OMU 59: Encased in Ice for Years

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The Old Men use the occasion of their Second Ever Live Event to look back on the past season, discuss horror movies, display the Massive Latvian Spoon and more.

Oct 30, 201959 min

OMU 58: Very, very elaborate chicken coops

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The Old Men discuss vacuum cleaner envy, the timely demise of James O’Connor, dicky legs, yellowjackets, the games against Orlando City and DC United and more.

Oct 7, 20191h 11m

OMU 57: All the bastard baddies are British

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The Old Men discuss the home matches against Atlanta and Chicago, the expansion draft, grapefruit spoons and more.

Sep 25, 20191h 15m

OMU 56: The Shower is a Container

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The Old Men look back at the past three matches, discuss Costco’s hard-sell approach to DirecTV, Willie Nelson and more.

Sep 16, 20191h 8m

OMU 55: Massive Latvian Spoon

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The Old Men are joined by Crew fan “Bryan” to talk about Hell is Real Part 2, Dutch men named Ron, pets, food trucks and more.

Aug 26, 20191h 52m

OMU 54: This whole thing has been a PSA

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The Old Men finally get back together. There is an acknowledgment that several matches have occurred; there is also a recap of the year’s greatest Uno game, a bunch of FLQs and more.

Aug 20, 20191h 3m

OMU 53: Nothin but Hippies

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The Old Men briefly discuss the Minnesota debacle, the joyous home game vs Houston, bathroom etiquette, oysters, and much more.

Jul 9, 20191h 19m

OMU 52: You know where their eyes are gonna go

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The Old Men review losses to St Louis and LA Galaxy, discuss Zlatan, Adi, Dally and other strikers, go deep on concerts and bands and more.

Jun 25, 20191h 4m

OMU 51ish: A Chainsaw Party

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The Old Men review the win against Louisville, look ahead to two matches that have already happened by the time this posts, answer some FLQs and more.

Jun 23, 201956 min

OMU 50: A Handful of Spices

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Actual 50th Episode! The Old Men (and special guest Jared Handra) return to normal episode numbers, look back at the past two losses, discuss the shocking state of spices in Cuba and more..

May 30, 20191h 4m

OMU 49.Deux: At Least It Wasn't a Goose

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The Old Men look back at Yo’s super debut, discuss Macca getting wing slapped, answer some great FLQs and more.

May 15, 20191h 6m

OMU 48: I Forgot My Driving Wine

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The Old Men make FAR too many Koch puns, look ahead to the match against Montreal, accidentally reveal some minor (and possibly wrong) Game of Thrones spoilers and more.

May 8, 20191h 10m

OMU 47: Let the Wind Flow Free

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The Old Men go into lavish detail about all of the goals we’ve scored this month, discuss cures for resting bitch face and do a poor imitation of the Reply All podcast.

Apr 30, 20191h 4m

OMU 49: We'll Do It Live

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In their first live podcast, the Old Men drink beer in front of an audience, discuss the LAFC match, and answer a bunch of fake listener questions from a very real looking audience.

Apr 18, 201945 min

OMU 45: Why does it always have to be an airport?

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The Old Men discuss the draw vs Kansas City, Macca’s pipes, Mad Bros in the Bailey, and more.

Apr 8, 20191h 8m

OMU 44: Pheremones of Distress

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The Old Men discuss the game against New England and the freezing monsoon that was home vs Philadelphia. They also get beekeeping tips, list the 10 herbs in Riccola, establish that Schindler can’t be trusted with geometry and more.

Apr 4, 201954 min

OMU 43: Old British Ladies at the Bingo

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The Old Men look back at an amazing day at Nippert stadium, discuss chip shops in Liverpool and more.

Mar 19, 20191h 20m

OMU 42: Tee-worthy

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The Old Men and special guest Bryan Weigel talk about the historic draw in Atlanta, get an update from Schindler on the Las Vegas Lights, look ahead to the home opener and spend a little too much time on the Flo-pocalypse.

Mar 14, 20191h 9m

OMU 41: Whips or Wheels

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OMU 41: Whips or Wheels by An Exceptionally Unofficial FC Cincinnati Podcast, starring Bubbles, Macca, Stone Delicious & Schindler

Mar 8, 20191h 9m

OMU 40: Tony Montana's Industrial Cocaine Chopper

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In an historic cross-over episode, the Old Men are joined by Boston Razzle Dazzle Brazzell, call in to Cincinnati Soccer Talk, discuss the preseason and look ahead to Seattle.

Feb 25, 20191h 27m