Oh No, Ross and Carrie

Ross tells Carrie what she missed during LightNet’s Spoon Bending Party at Conscious Life Expo 2023. Armed with weak flatware and a prayer, Ross learns about rice experiments, pendulums, quantum physics, mung beans, and the power of belief. Then he uses his potent mental powers to convince a spoon to bend. Carrie follows along at home with her least favorite spoon.We have social media: Twitter! Facebook!

Ross and Carrie pay pet communicator Monica Diedrich to speak with their dog and cat. Carrie asks some heartfelt questions of her 16-year-old dog Ella, while Ross tackles feline issues with Evening. “Dr. Monica” then makes a spiritual connection with each animal and reveals their innermost thoughts and feelings. Ella reveals a confusing health detail, Evening is very much a cat, and Dr. Monica gives a wild answer to the source of her doctorate. Plus, what does a cat look like when she’s being channeled?We have social media: Twitter! Facebook!

Bob-Larson-certified exorcists Ross and Carrie flout their mentor’s wisdom – and risk becoming possessed – by watching a bad Russel Crowe film. The Pope’s Exorcist (Sony) is loosely based on the life of Gabriele Amorth, a priest who regularly performed exorcisms by direction of the Vatican. Chomping at the beaverneck, protestant exorcist Bob Larson went to see the film on opening weekend (not that he wanted to), so he could warn all of us NOT TO SEE IT. So Ross and Carrie saw it. Hear these two CERTIFIED EXORCISTS review the film AND some original Amorth exorcism footage!We have social media: Twitter! Facebook!

Ross reviews another talk by mystic duo TwinRay, and Carrie attends a second online class. They learn about 5D ascended relationships, the true path of divine love (it’s not what you think), and the sometimes-irritated relationship between BoyRay and GirlRay. Plus, more insight into their various businesses and Ashland mansion. LOOK INTO OUR EYES and enjoy!We have social media: Twitter! Facebook!

Carrie tells Ross about “Unify Golden Age Prophecy,” the class she has just taken at TwinRay’s School of Divinity. She learns about the average struggles of a TwinRay follower, BoyRay’s heritage, the dragon lines that converge onto the couple’s wedding spot, and the ways they receive information from the divine. Plus, some fascinating insight into how “Miananda Maitreya Shekinah” presented herself 6 years ago. Have you had an encounter with TwinRay? Tell us about it!We have social media: Twitter! Facebook!

Ross and Carrie analyze what they know about BoyRay, the dominant voice of TwinRay, the rising It Couple of the New Age circuit. Together, they analyze the Ashland-based duo’s lecture at Conscious Life Expo 2023. Learn about the grids that make up Earth, and the steps you can take to connect energetically to these nodes and beam humanity into the next age. Plus, Atlantis theories and flood mythology! And, they ask you to become MaxFun members and support this work.It’s MaxFunDrive! Support us at https://maximumfun.org/join/We have social media: Twitter! Facebook!

In honor of MaxFunDrive 2023, Ross and Carrie introduce you to TwinRay, the Ashland, Oregon couple who claim to offer healing and usher you into permanent spiritual bliss. He says he’s an enlightened being; she says she’s a walk-in from another plane. But Ross and Carrie say he’s an Australian dude with a knack for pseudo-profundity, and she’s a B-movie actress from Miami who probably got rich suing an airline. Say hello to TwinRay!We have social media: Twitter! Facebook!

In the final lark of the Ark arc, Ross tells Carrie about the wild, final hours of the homeschooling conference. Time to pull out the American flags and light the fires! 80s heartthrob Kirk Cameron arrives to tell us all about puritan statuary and kick off a movement that will spread the gospel, but also teach Constitutional literacy and firearm handling. Plus, a fiery speech from John (Amanchukwu) on the evils of Planned Parenthood and the wicked left, and Carrie and Ross review Lifemark, an anti-abortion film that premiered at the Ark Encounter.We have social media: Twitter! Facebook! You can add our RSS feed here.

Ross tells Carrie about the homeschool-teaching instruction he received at the Building Strong Foundations Conference, including important pedagogical questions like: What is science? How does a dictionary work? What questions can science not answer? Did you know your hair holds the key to your divinity? Turns out, the more your hair is like a primate’s… the more evolution is disproven? Time to pull out some microscopes and confirm Genesis 1. Also, Ken Ham is back, and he’s still pissy.We have social media: Twitter! Facebook!

Carrie shares a talk she gave focusing on the trauma-informed community and its various expressions in therapy and on the internet. Learn how tricky it can be to define trauma, who the major contributors in this space are, and how to navigate the perilous predominance of pseudoscience and avoid the trauma trap. Ready to talk cult studies, retrospective bias, gaslighting, and DARVO? All that sexy stuff is here, and more.Find Carrie’s slides and sources here.We have social media: Twitter! Facebook!

Ross rounds out his final analysis of the Ark itself, including educational displays about the Tower of Babel, ancient man, and the real reason we all are here: the Gospel of Jesus Christ (whose Dad is God). Plus, flood myths from other cultures, a possibly disingenuous, bean-based argument, and a very telling analogy involving Plato. The arc of our Ark story is slowly nearing its end. (OR IS IT?)We have social media: Twitter! Facebook!

We’ve reached the top deck of Noah’s Ark, so it’s time to send out the doves and see if they find land! We crack the language code, visit our [8] ancestors in their private rooms, learn about Ken Ham’s backstory, and then hop to the other side of the barge for lessons in flood geology and the [1] ice age that occurred 4,000 years ago. Is climate change even happening? Plus, why is Bill Nye the Science Guy on the Ark Encounter?We have social media: Twitter! Facebook!

Ross tells Carrie about the fine science of kinds, cleaning up poop, the question of suffering, and why cartoon depictions of Noah’s Ark are sent by Satan. We also get to ask some questions of Noah himself. Plus, did you ever think about how a door can be a metaphor? (Makes you think.) We’re back at the Ark Encounter in Kentucky!We have social media: Twitter! Facebook!

Ross tells Carrie about some of the educational themed environments throughout the Ark Encounter, a Christian roadside attraction in Kentucky. They watch two oddly similar Noah biopics; discuss pooping on the Ark; and learn about the evils of violence, polygamy, music, metalworking, and giants. Plus, Carrie has some concerns about Noah being a shipbuilder by trade, and Ross isn’t sure any of this actually happened.We have social media: Twitter! Facebook!

After a brief disembarkation, Ross and Carrie re-board the Ark Encounter as Ross leads Carrie through a tour of the Kentucky creationist landmark. They walk past animal topiaries and carved monuments to begin a thorough inspection of the first deck in this “historical” vessel. Exhibits are discussed in detail, from animal storage to the one thing everyone wants to know: ARE THERE DINOSAURS ON THE ARK? The answer may shock you. (It also might not. There are only two options.)We have social media: Twitter! Facebook!

Ross and Carrie review 2023 predictions from all manner of psychic sources around the globe, and add their own. Plus, they announce two winners of Best Predictor 2022! Is Ross or Carrie more psychic? And who had a greater prediction hit rate this year: Baba Vanga, Rose Smith, Athina Bailey, Gemma Lonsdale, John Cohan, Nicolas Aujula, Nostradamus, Lori Spagna, Linda Moulton Howe, or Teal Swan?We have social media: Twitter! Facebook!

Ross and Carrie receive phone consultations from psychic Chris Dufresne, son of famed psychic Sylvia Browne. One of them has rare psychic abilities and a psychic guide named Aaron, and the other is a healer who will bond with a cockatoo. They each discover what is in store for them in 2023, what happens when you die, and when and how the world is going to end. (It’s soon and it’s cinematic!)We have social media: Twitter! Facebook!

Ho ho ho! Here is a holiday special that forgets it’s a holiday special within minutes! It’s about a magician named James Randi, who dedicated his life to exposing dishonesty among psychics, faith healers, and other paranormal purveyors. Carrie remembers the six months she worked with Randi, and Ross explains the related paranormal testing operation with which he volunteers.We have social media: Twitter! Facebook!

It’s another trip to the Ark Experience in Kentucky! This time, Ross learns the miraculous properties of water and how to responsibly light his friends on fire. Next, Carrie and Ross look critically at a homeschooling class on Teaching Critical Thinking. Does the Bible simply offer good advice, or is knowing the Bible itself critical thinking, which flows directly from the Godhead? The answer may not surprise you. Also, Ross takes what might be the most uniquely American photo.We have social media: Twitter! Facebook!

Ross is back at the Ark Experience in Kentucky, where he joins a bunch of homeschooling mothers in the kitchen for the busy mom’s guide to romance, sees the full Armor of God in the flesh, and finally memorizes all the key events of the Old Testament using hand motions. Carrie is equally fascinated by chief busy mom Heidi St. John, but can she stay awake through the Bible lesson? It’s an adventure that is positively Ze-rubbable!We have social media: Twitter! Facebook!

Ross checks out the gift shop before heading to his favorite event of his entire Ark Encounter: a tour led by Tim Chaffey, content manager for Answers in Genesis’s attractions division. As Ross passes through musically themed halls with a group of headphone-wearing homeschoolers, Tim details the math, analytics, and something you might call science that went into building the Ark Encounter.We have social media: Twitter! Facebook!

Ross begins his journey around the Ark Encounter theme park, stopping first to board the Truth Traveler time machine that will take him all the way back to antediluvian times. But first (and this is gonna make you laugh), he must sign a waiver. Plus, a serious breakdown of gopher wood, cubits, pitch and Noah’s wife’s name. Meanwhile, Carrie is in paradise.We have social media: Twitter! Facebook!

While Carrie floats away on her pro-evolution Galapagos honeymoon, Ross boards a “life-size Noah’s Ark,” shipwrecked in rural Kentucky, to attend a homeschooling conference for frightened Christian parents. Right off the bat, he learns key doctrinal issues including: which 11 chapters of the Bible have all the answers; what separates a boat from a ship; and when and why you should marry your sister.We have social media: Twitter! Facebook!

Ross and Carrie experiment with FoodMarble, a “digestive breath testing device” that purports to use hydrogen levels to interpret fermentation and gut health. Plus, they drink entire glasses of isolated carbs to see which ones make them miserable. Fun!We have social media: Twitter! Facebook!

Carrie, the first person to ever have COVID, tells Ross about her intractable symptoms, and get-well-fast scheme: a little-known medicine called Ivermectin (not the horse version). While some people (read: scientists) might consider it a parasite treatment with unproven efficacy for COVID, Carrie can’t resist something that might make her poop her pants. Will she?! Plus, they discuss public health policy, tolerating grey areas, and how we approach science at the edges. We have social media: Twitter! Facebook!

Ross talks from across the globe with Sanal Edamaruku, Indian-born author, rationalist and free speech activist, about his investigations into tantric curses, weeping Jesus statues, moving Mary statues, spontaneous combustion, yogic flying, reincarnated millionaires, and much more. We also revisit previous ONRAC investigations such as Amma the hugging saint and the Self-Realization Fellowship for additional insights. And Carrie reminds everyone not to get COVID!We have social media: Twitter! Facebook!

Ross and Carrie rectify their rectums by hand pumping old, weak coffee into their butts. The Implant-O-Rama is the new thing in colonic irrigation for the DIY type, and Ross and Carrie are nothing if not DIT. Will their gut flora improve? Will their toxins deplete? Does their productivity improve? Will Carrie’s IBS disappear? Will Ross hate coffee more in his mouth or up his butt? Plus, tips for hiding your coffee enema habit from your spouse. All this and more, in this painfully gross episode!We have social media: Twitter! Facebook!

Ross and Carrie spend a couple of weeks forgoing their normal morning routines in favor of Bulletproof Coffee, “the original keto coffee,” which promises to improve their energy, focus, fat-burning, productivity, and emotional stability. Keeping careful logs (you know they will), they chart their experience with this butter-and-oil-laden coffee and compare it to their usual output. Are they bulletproof now? Were they bulletproof before? Does this phrase have a meaning? Find out!We have social media: Twitter! Facebook!

Ross and Carrie welcome Alice Greczyn, an actress and author of the memoir Wayward: Spiritual Warfare and Sexual Purity. In this funny and painful retelling, a tide of evangelical Christianity sweeps over Alice’s working class family, convincing her parents that God has called them to a life of voluntary poverty. Now, years later in Los Angeles, she sits down with Ross and Carrie to talk about purity culture, revival “miracles,” and the psychological burdens of writing a memoir. We have social media: Twitter! Facebook!

Ross and Carrie listen to a talk by one Carrie Poppy, who examines Republican Senate nominee Herschel Walker's debated mental health diagnosis. Then they discuss the thorny controversy around Dissociative Identity Disorder, formerly Multiple Personality Disorder. Plus, a listener had a prediction for exactly today!For Carrie’s slides, follow us on Facebook!

Ross and Carrie imbibe Magic Mind, a special morning blend of nootropics and adaptogens (read: brain stuff and calm stuff) that will make them super-workers with tremendous output. For the low low price of way too much, they enjoy a beverage Carrie calls “better than pee” and measure their amazing* results. (*Depends how easily you are amazed.)See Carrie’s reaction video to Elvis’s “If I Can Dream” on YouTube.For pics and videos, follow us on Facebook!

Carrie’s brand new husband got her a very good gift: a 1994 VHS about UPC bar codes ushering in the end of the world. She and Ross ponder Reverend John Shepherd’s stern warning that the end is coming any day now, and ask if 10,000 days is enough yet. Plus, one of their favorite movies is finally available for download, and Alex Jones is available for takedown.For pics and videos, follow us on Facebook!

Back at John Edward’s psychic medium event, Ross and a third of the other attendees pay extra for highly specific, personal messages from the great beyond, plus an inexplicably-redundant Q and A session. Plus, Ross and Carrie wrap up their thoughts on psychic mediums by reflecting on the theft of one’s final experiences with a loved one.For pics and videos, follow us on Facebook!

Ross and Carrie meet the nonsensically outstanding Sarah Jickling, a wonderful musician, mental health advocate, and ONRAC superfan (she even has the tattoo). Using her musical talent, personal experience with a bipolar spectrum disorder, and evidence-based teaching plan, she taught young students how to spot early and late symptoms of psychosis, sleep paralysis, and other psychological anomalies. Plus, she shares some of the particular struggles of bipolar artists who resist diagnosis and treatment. For pics and videos, follow us on Facebook!

Ross and Carrie return to John Edward as Ross slows down a few readings to dissect the medium’s old-school reading methods and idiosyncratic style. Plus, Edward has a global message to everyone who has ever lost a loved one: every single one of them is FINE. Please stop asking!For pics and videos, follow us on Facebook!

Ross tells Carrie about attending a live event with psychic medium John Edward, host of the Crossing Over television psychic franchise. Now, decades into his career, Edward appears to still be using original cold reading techniques, and largely avoiding the higher-risk hot-reading stunts. But what he misses in high tech solutions, he gains in an uncanny ability to forcefully change direction. PLUS, it’s the film segment nobody wanted: Ross and Carrie Review Little Buddha! And a surprise paranormal mail segment from… Disney Animation?

Carrie tells Ross what she learned from watching and studying Buddha Maitreya, a peculiar fellow in Northern California who uses his small online platform to share his divine views on sacred geometry, the problem of evil, the unexpected structure of human personality, and the greatest of all sins: sex. And why should you listen to him? Because he is the resurrection of Buddha and the Christ. And he’s got the forgotten 1993 Keanu Reeves movie to prove it.For pics and videos, follow us on Facebook!

Ross and Carrie welcome back friend of the pod(cast) Jennings Brown, who has been pretty busy since we last healed his body and mind (PERMANENTLY) at a faith healing ministry in Boston. Jennings recently released a six-episode podcast series about a hedonistic doomsday group in Northern California. Jennings also served as development executive producer on the streaming series The Deep End (about spiritual leader Teal Swan), which was just released this month.For pics and videos, follow us on Facebook!

In this special live episode from MaxFunCon 2022, Carrie teaches a class on spotting “bad experts.” Learn to fact-check claims, confirm a university degree, look up a license, find a business filing, and access court documents. Note that these tips are centered around American experts; international methods will differ.For pics and videos, follow us on Facebook!

Carrie tells Ross about Raven Shamballa, a psychic and former-therapist who awoke from surgery and immediately discovered she was in contact with divine creatures. Then Ross returns to Billy Carson, the (sorta) MIT and Harvard trained ufologist with unusual insights into the history of humanity… and beyond.For pics and videos, follow us on Facebook!You can add our RSS feed here.

While Carrie listens and tries to make sense of things, Ross recounts a paid talk by ufologist and “expert host” Billy Carson, who has the REAL story of how the Milky Way got here, what causes climate change, who created humans, and why we are here. Spoiler: it’s bleak! For pics and videos, follow us on Facebook!

Ross and Carrie review a wonderful MaxFunDrive, share some developments, and recall some of their best times at the Conscious Life Expo this year, going from booth to booth and seeing what new wonders await. Ross sweats out toxins, Carrie becomes penpals with a guy selling vibration jewelry, and together they review supplements, books, pendants, charms, apps, pyramids, psychics, and shrooms. For pics and videos, follow us on Facebook!You can add our RSS feed here.

Ross and Carrie return to the Conscious Life Expo to catch the final talk of the event: a question and answer session with Bashar, the multi-dimensional and extra-terrestrial being who floats in a craft thousands of miles above Sedona, Arizona… but comes to us via channeler Darryl Anka. Did Bashar predict COVID’s behavior? Can he provide wisdom for our dimension? Find out here.For pics and videos, follow us on Facebook!

Ross drives to Costa Mesa for a personal blood analysis by Dr. Nick Delgado, and quickly racks up a bill for more than $1,000 in diagnostic tests and supplements. Will Ross ever achieve a runner’s high? Is he doomed to eat from nacho bars? Can he convince Dr. Nick to share the ultimate sex secrets promised at the Conscious Life Expo? (Yes, he can. The sex secrets are here!)For pics and videos, follow us on Facebook!

Back at the only good conference on Earth, Ross and three dozen other people learn the BEST KEPT SECRET IN THE UNITED STATES! They’re just giving it out to whoever wants to know! And it’s about aliens that two children saw in the 1940s and then tried to remember as old men! Then, Carrie, lured by the allure of questionable doctors around the world, attends a talk by one “Dr. Q,” who has an ancient manuscript bearing YOUR future. There’s only one catch: it’s on a palm leaf in India.For pics and videos, follow us on Facebook!

Welcome back to The Collin Show, the show where Colins call in. On this week’s episode, Ross and Carrie discuss with their calling Colins what it is like to face a world that confuses you with a colon. Plus, psychic power animal readings, one in-studio Collin, a very effective exorcism, and Carrie calls out a non-Colin who calls in. What could possibly have confused them?! After all, we’ve been making this show, which is called The Colin Show, for eleven years.For pics and videos, follow us on Facebook!

Ross and Carrie discuss their favorite government whistleblower, Linda Moulton Howe, an independent journalist who claims to have inside connections to alien abductees, CIA defectors, and more. Carrie reviews Linda’s lecture about a “strange UFO abduction,” then Ross recounts a UFO panel on which Linda is a reigning expert. Plus, an update on Carrie and Linda’s penpalship.For pics and videos, follow us on Facebook!

Naturopath Kelly Brown changes the whole tone of the Conscious Life Expo when he blows the whistle on COVID’s actual origin story. While most speakers at the conference claim that COVID is overblown, or even nonexistent, Brown believes it is a government-sponsored bioweapon aimed at killing average people and making “the elite” immortal. Carrie tells Ross about Brown’s decidedly fearful talk, and about the various belief sets that seem to be influencing and underpinning his theories.For pics and videos, follow us on Facebook!

Announcing our live Psychic Collin Call-in Show on Saturday, March 19th at 1 PM Pacific (to be specific)! Join us on our YouTube channel at https://bit.ly/OhNoLive, and call in at 323-622-6546.

Hi, everybody! Dr. Nick Delgado is here to improve every aspect of your life, and he can do it just by looking at your blood… and signing you up for his 7 Pillars Coaching. Ross recounts Dr. Nick’s talk at the Conscious Life Expo and shares his unique thoughts on Covid, germs, bodybuilding, longevity, sexual pleasure, diet, and a host of related topics.For pics and videos, follow us on Facebook!