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The gals talk death of the planet as told through a TikTok, hot new NYC restaurants, and even HOTTER NYC skater bros. Plus they snagged an exclusive chat with the queen of pop Madonna Louise herself.

The girls have boarded a shuttle helicopter with a duffel full of Nurtec and are off to help their friend Terri Gross — who's disappeared to the Fire Island Pines during peak Pride! One problem...a young artist is doing performance art on the helipad. Will shuttle pilot Jamie Kennedy (not that one) stick the landing? And if not...what fate lies in store for our two gals, outside of the studio together for the first time — a special 40th episode of KNFW Nymphowars....sponsored by Nurtec!

Macy exhibits some strange and disturbing new behaviors while Theda gets to the bottom of a hot new drug scandal. Also in the hour: pop songs are back, Terry's gone wild, and we don't really listen to the show, but we hear it's great! KNFW starts NOW!

The gals talk kink at pride and why "hammering" is all the rage before Theda gets a call from her mysterious new beau

Happy Pride!!! Target faces backlash, Fire Island is flourishing, and Terry's in one of her moods...take cover!

The gals try some new inventions from some iconic sponsors and Madonna Louise calls in to clock us on our Padams!

Macy recounters her strange trip to Sri Lanka with Mr. Beast, and then the gals explore a strange library Theda discovered underneath the studio, staffed by mysterious hooded strangers. One by one, they pull down the classics of world literature only to discover the book's contents have been replaced by a mysterious phrase..."Dua Lipa..." What could it mean? And how can they escape before it's too late?

Mr. Beast and Bacardi 151 present the Lamborghini and Ocular Surgery contest with WHYY Philadelphia! A classic radio contest with some colorful contestants and some wonderful prizes!

Lot's of big news today! Bud Light has finally switched over to wine bottles, Tim Gunn and Heidi Klum become sponsors, and we hear from Stefanie; a troubled young woman who just wants to be loved.

Budweiser and the ACLU might be suing the girls, but that doesn't mean it's not still a sorta fairytale with them! Macy gets too drunk, Theda tries to help, and an old friend pops out of the woodwork.

If there's one thing we need to do in this crazy, mixed up world today, it's TALK! The truck lovin' gals know that all too well...Jeffree Star stops by, Anheuser Busch sponsors, and Macy tells a chilling story describing how she spent the pandemic.

Theda comes back from her whirlwind romance with Sharon Stone to join Macy at the old KNFW studio. Macy has made a mess of things, but the girls clean the place up together and get back into the groove.

Theda sips champagne with her vermillion cusp the actress Sharon Stone on a balcony in Paris, while Macy struggles to find the patience to address her callers alone back in the KNFW studio. Fortunately Sharon has a radio extender tower on hand, and Theda is able to call into Macy and get some much needed advice on lesbian lovemaking. Meanwhile Sharon's trans kid Bunny needs some advice of her own, and she thinks Theda might be just the one to give it.

Macy reveals a hidden talent...the ability to read the charts of the Zodiac. Theda asks a personal question. The Zodiac does not lie: she will either be granted her dearest wish, or she will die. There can be no way of knowing which outcome will triumph. Fortunately her Saturn is in return -- as a lowlife janitor reveals his deep secret, and pays the price.

The road is an unforgiving mistress and the gals had to sit this week out due to unforseen circumstances. But here is a full length episode from their Patreon offerings!

Macy is dodging paparazzi because of her celebrity new beau and the gals have to navigate the complicated world of sexual politics.

Magic Mike's Last Dance disappoints Theda but thrills Macy, Barnes & Noble has a unique new business strategy and Macy's grandma has a stern message from beyond the grave.

In this broadcast, the two gals lament on the state of the world right now for a "certain kind of family", and Macy might be cursed by a neighbor.

Oh, the horror! First the ladies talk filmmaking, then leering at the gym, then a quick detour into regional surgeries before a guest of unspeakable terror pops by. Patreon: https://patreon.com/nymphowarsxxx

The gals find out how to rise to the top and fall to the bottom with the enigmatic, ephemeral "presence" of author and motivational speaker Leil Lowndes. Dr. Buccal calls in to shed some light on his controversial new surgery, and a "Friends" reboot may be in the offing!

After a brief and topical discussion of the 2023 Grammy Awards, Macy arranges to have an enigmatic male masseur named Rudolfo come over and give them both a massage at the same time. Hijinks ensue.

All MOVIES, all the time! The gals are talkin' Hollywood pitch machine today, churning out brilliant ideas on their own and listening to callers to hear what the people wanna see. One thing's for sure, Andrea Riseborough is a comic to watch!

The gals conjure a "Magic" film star via a combination of tantric chanting and liquid alchemy. The star appears to be "Dazed and Confused" but nothing is as it appears in this "Interstellar" journey. Check out Patreon.com/Nymphowarsxxx for bonus episodes and macyrodman.bigcartel.com for merch!

Theda can't get Macy to tell the truth about her new beau (or her new accent) and suspects she's joined a sex cult. A trucker calls in with big time tea about the nasty old jokester, James Franco. Robert Pattinson smells like crayons. All talk, all the time! And check out our new Patreon series "KNFW After Hours..." at Patreon.com/nymphowarsxxx

To the best of my knowledge, the gals discussed Bebe Rexha, and bestiality with lions, leopards, and whales. I'm so sorry but a lot of the transmission was cut off because I'm in a radio dead zone gosh darnit and I've only heard second hand from other friends that there was a great discussion about spindrift sodas, sadly lost to time forever.

The pop sensation Sia Furler crashes the studio to share some of her gift for song with us on the topics of the day.

On this very special episode, Macy and Theda invite two guest representatives from the Catholic church to discuss what God means to them. Macy gets some dating advice for the New Year, and the gals discuss what's to come this season on Paramount Plus! Sponsored by Pirates...

The ladies touch briefly on holiday cheer but keep that to a minimum to make room for beauty and bloodshed. Macy wins the lottery, Theda gives an impassioned speech about piracy, and Barbie simply has no organs.

Macy gets married live on air to Bill's coiled up penis.

Why is life fun? It's fun because you hang out with your friends, you talk about this and that. Don't even worry what you're doing in life, just relax and enjoy the art of LIFE...With KNFW, in the morning. Ann Dowd is annoying us again. What else is there to say.

Theda discovers weekend. Macy pukes from Madonna. Jeanne Dielman tops the polls. Ann Dowd is up to her old tricks. Special visit from the lube ambassador herself okurm? Please, give me a break. I'm trying to live here.

When I was thirteen, I had my first love There was nobody that compared to my baby, and nobody came between us nor could ever come above She had me goin' crazy, oh, I was starstruck She woke me up daily, don't need no Starbucks (Woo)* She made my heart pound, and skip a beat when I see her in the street and At school on the playground, but I really wanna see her on the weekend She knows she got me dazing 'cause she was so amazin' And now my heart is breakin', but I just keep on sayin' *Starbucks is a coffee company and coffeehouse chain that was founded in 1971. Since its inception, Starbucks has become one of the most successful companies in the world, with a market cap of over $84 billion in 2020. The general public is consuming more coffee than ever, with countless customers going to Starbucks for their drinks. What Ludacris is really trying to say, though, is that he doesn't need to rely on the caffeine in coffee to fully wake up in the mornings. Caffeine, common in many drinks including coffee, affects one's brain in a way that makes the consumer more alert. Thus, coffee is mostly consumed earlier in the day or late at night.

Whether you're learning to drive, or learning to code, one thing is for sure...freedom of speech and comedy are back. Featuring the longest ad read in the history of the world from the little springy ring you know and love...caribiner (in collaboration with Huda Beauty). And callers *weigh* in on a crucial question -- just what does the word ____ refer to? ripped illegally from the airwaves and uploaded here every week...it's KNFW.

When life comes at you fast, tend your own garden! It's your favorite terrestrial radio transsexuals at it again with a little dash of introspection and a surprise pirate broadcast from California Courtney. As they say in Hollywood: Garfunkel and Oates will always be rich.

An exhausting diva call-in from all around the world. Detroit, LA, Dubai...these are just some the locales visited by our hard working listeners on the road. Lovers of the 90s will enjoy a trip down memory lane with one very special ex stripper and professional widow -- who calls herself the daughter of the witches that we couldn't burn..the one and only "Courtney" from LA...who has got a lot of love to give, if you know what I mean.

The gals are back at the KNFW offices and it's back to long haul trucking business as usual! Theda recounts her time trapped in the clutches of meth cooking outlaws, Macy dates a therapist, and TD Bank has a green and white color scheme.

This week, the gals talk star sightings on Fire Island, the lasting legacy of AHS, and Bjork's most shocking turn yet as Marilyn Monroe in Gentlement Prefer Organs!

It's hard to remember how it felt before we lived on the farm with our big husband! The girl's talk about Gwen Stefani, The Target Biodome, and the maudlin nature of present day press cycles.

This is a story about a girl named Bunny. We're talkin Joker origin stories, big dolls, and Justin Long!

We're talkin' big steamin mounds...and I'm not talking about the movie "Blonde"! But we cover that as well, along with digital monkey pox inseminations, cookware, and Andrew Domenik's new employment program.

Care for a shag in the Shag Box? Just turn that dial straight to the BBC, mate! The gals chat about erotic talk, sharks, and future roles for Helen Mirren in this latest edition of Amuse Douche!

Why is Mare of Easttown so rundown? Is Guy Pearce actually Veneno? Who is this Uncle Johnny and is he in the room with us now? The answers aren't important...and neither are the questions! Join us on another exciting installment of Amuse Douche!

We're still in our Amuse Douche era, sis! This time we talk Leo D, Wacky Tilda, and Tom Perrotta's opus "Little Children"!

Heyyyy...How y'all doin? We have a gap in programming because our schedules have been crazy, but we are filling the gap with these beautiful, flavorful bites called "Amuse Douche"'s! We'll be back soon with the wonderful world of KNFW.

A woman's face is much like a canvas to makeup artist Scott Barnes, who learned about the joys of man on man sexual love while working with pop singer and actress Jennifer Lopez on a special technique Barnes refers to as "underpainting." Today on Fresh Air, I'll be speaking to Mr. Barnes about his new makeup product: yellow blush. My name is Terry Gross, and this....is KNFW

Ann Dowd stops by and talks about a bunch of baloney. Scott Barnes, Fashion Week, Giardia, and a call from a girl whose boyfriend won't stop showing off.

This week, the girls are talkin' Beyoncé Dump Meals, Roald Dahl's James and the Giant Ass, and the great proctologist Dr. Eli Rothschild. British trucker (G/J)illian calls in with a whale of a problem, and some hot new blockbusters get a good old end of summer shoutout.

Just another day on the road. Well, what can you do? You can listen to KNFW, bootleg edition episode 3. The gals talk about this, talk about that, they even put their foot in their mouth a few times if you'll pardon the expression. Yes well of course there is some stuff about Billie Eilish, but that is because they are old road hogs. They don't know what is cool these days -- but you do, and what is cool? Is to listen to KNFW....in the Morning

Just another day on the road. Well, what can you do? You can listen to KNFW, bootleg edition episode 3. The gals talk about this, talk about that, they even put their foot in their mouth a few times if you'll pardon the expression. Yes well of course there is some stuff about Billie Eilish, but that is because they are old road hogs. They don't know what is cool these days -- but you do, and what is cool? Is to listen to KNFW....in the Morning

Another day, another drive! Don't touch that dial, you long haul truckers, your safety is paramount! Our nation depends on the goods you carry and we couldn't be more grateful. On this episode: Dick takes a fall, Madonna is the queen of "pop", and Trucker Buck is hopelessly devoted to a big time gay star.