Not Quite Dead

Alfie ignores Neige's advice and begins to question the mechanics of vampirism. At every turn, he uncovers more he wishes Casper had thought to share with him, and becomes less certain of what any of their time together meant.Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-23/ Or: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Wm2_LYHCGU9ldCWsmLNUxaefgTqjIH6BpTiFbGklcG0/edit#heading=h.7r5hbe3pp44pSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/hangingslothstudiosShow-wide Content WarningsThis show is a work of horror fiction frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. In addition, listeners should be aware that this show contains the following throughout:- profanity- references to sex- frequent violence- traumatic injury- death, including violent death- references to medical procedures- hospital settingsEpisode Content Warnings- profanity- threats of violence, including implied threat of violence to a minor- discussion of traumatic injury- references to violent, non-consensual medical procedures and medical abuse, including murder in a medical context, and dismemberment- detailed discussion of medical terminology and proceduresNot Quite Dead is written, performed, and edited by Eira Major, under a Creative Commons 4.0 Attribution License. Live, laugh, bite.Not Quite Dead is back, with spin-off series Snow Blood. Set years after the original story, Snow Blood follows Alfie and Neige as they attempt to start to build a better life for themselves and vampires everywhere. One problem; none of the other vampires want to help, and there is this guy who keeps calling, over and over, insisting Alfie comes to meet him... Snow Blood is crowdfunding on Kickstarter from 7th April to 8th May, 2026 and will air in October 2026. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alfie is not coping well in the aftermath of his accident. Neige does his best to support him, but isn’t necessarily equipped for the situation…Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-22/Or: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_hd2kMheO69oC0CYGGMVjV6DUZ7ZoVm-0DjNDLxgm_A/edit Support the show and get early access to episodes: https://www.patreon.com/hangingslothstudiosThis show is a work of horror fiction frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. In addition, listeners should be aware that this show contains the following throughout:- profanity- references to sex- frequent violence- traumatic injury- death, including violent death- references to medical procedures- hospital settingsEpisode Content Warnings- profanity- depictions of depression- discussions of death, including murder- medicalised descriptions of medical torture (descriptions of unethical medical experiments on unwilling participants from the perspective of a clinician)- discussions of violence Not Quite Dead is written, performed, and edited by Eira Major, under a Creative Commons 4.0 Attribution License. Live, laugh, bite.Not Quite Dead is back, with spin-off series Snow Blood. Set years after the original story, Snow Blood follows Alfie and Neige as they attempt to start to build a better life for themselves and vampires everywhere. One problem; none of the other vampires want to help, and there is this guy who keeps calling, over and over, insisting Alfie comes to meet him... Snow Blood is crowdfunding on Kickstarter from 7th April to 8th May, 2026 and will air in October 2026. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alfie ponders the fairness of the limits Neige puts upon both his curiosity and their dynamic, questioning his role in the decisions which have led him to this point.Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/hangingslothstudiosTranscript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-21/Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YVDgRTVi4Se_2m4qfCxw9y3r2AXjS-XPSO5CLo6Bxec/editShow-wide Content WarningsThis show is a work of horror fiction frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. In addition, listeners should be aware that this show contains the following throughout:- profanity- references to sex- frequent violence- traumatic injury- death, including violent death- references to medical procedures- hospital settingsEpisode Twenty One, Content Warnings- profanity- discussion of physical illness and ailments- discussion of traumatic injury- mentions near-death experiences- references to medical procedures- labored breathing- depictions of violence- death/murder- sounds of a character in extreme emotional distressEIRA Not Quite Dead is written, performed, and edited by Eira Major, under a Creative Commons 4.0 Attribution License. Live, laugh, bite. Not Quite Dead is back, with spin-off series Snow Blood. Set years after the original story, Snow Blood follows Alfie and Neige as they attempt to start to build a better life for themselves and vampires everywhere. One problem; none of the other vampires want to help, and there is this guy who keeps calling, over and over, insisting Alfie comes to meet him... Snow Blood is crowdfunding on Kickstarter from 7th April to 8th May, 2026 and will air in October 2026. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We hear from Neige, in the form of a strange and long-winded apology.Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/hangingslothstudiosTranscript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-20/Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VYHnHQg_ZdNCAnigQUFXX5uOqgItAcb1Ibf2pp7vIDE/edit?usp=sharingShow-wide Content WarningsThis show is a work of horror fiction frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. In addition, listeners should be aware that this show contains the following throughout:- profanity- references to sex- frequent violence- traumatic injury- death, including violent death- references to medical procedures- hospital settingsEpisode Twenty, Content Warnings- profanity- threats of violence, including implied threats of violence to a minor- discussion of traumatic injury- mentions near-death experiences- mentions of suicidal ideation- mentions of murderEIRA Not Quite Dead is written, performed, and edited by Eira Major, under a Creative Commons 4.0 Attribution License. Live, laugh, bite. Not Quite Dead is back, with spin-off series Snow Blood. Set years after the original story, Snow Blood follows Alfie and Neige as they attempt to start to build a better life for themselves and vampires everywhere. One problem; none of the other vampires want to help, and there is this guy who keeps calling, over and over, insisting Alfie comes to meet him... Snow Blood is crowdfunding on Kickstarter from 7th April to 8th May, 2026 and will air in October 2026. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alfie discusses loss and grief and his worries about his family now he's gone, in between filling us in on what has happened since we last heard from him. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/hangingslothstudiosTranscript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-19/Or: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wsggLJu7X1F7g5NDSNDvYcbozZgCYCubjjQWEh3rWl8/editShow-wide Content WarningsThis show is a work of horror fiction frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. In addition, listeners should be aware that this show contains the following throughout:- profanity- references to sex- frequent violence- traumatic injury- death, including violent death- references to medical procedures- hospital settingsEpisode Nineteen, Content Warnings- profanity- threats of violence- discussions of parental loss through possible suicide- discussions of childhood parentification- discussions of complex grieving - discussion of traumatic injury- mentions near-death experiences- sounds of a character in emotional distress- descriptions of erotic encounters and sexual acts- mentions of drug and alcohol use, to excess- heavy, detailed descriptions of blood and blood drinking- detailed descriptions of injuriesNot Quite Dead is back, with spin-off series Snow Blood. Set years after the original story, Snow Blood follows Alfie and Neige as they attempt to start to build a better life for themselves and vampires everywhere. One problem; none of the other vampires want to help, and there is this guy who keeps calling, over and over, insisting Alfie comes to meet him... Snow Blood is crowdfunding on Kickstarter from 7th April to 8th May, 2026 and will air in October 2026. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A change of scenary is helpful, though not everything that Alfie needs as he continues to wrestle with the realities of his new life. Support the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hangingslothstudiosTranscript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-18/Or: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1U7uz5hv9oGxNxYI7E8m5QJgeb89thZpFBWpQDN6RPKY/editShow-wide Content WarningsThis show is a work of horror fiction frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. In addition, listeners should be aware that this show contains the following throughout:- profanity- references to sex- frequent violence- traumatic injury- death, including violent death- references to medical procedures- hospital settingsEpisode Eighteen, Content Warnings- profanity- threats of violence- discussion of traumatic injury- mentions near-death experiences- sounds of a character in emotional distress- scenes with sexual implications- descriptions of blood- descriptions of injuries- implications of tortureNot Quite Dead is back, with spin-off series Snow Blood. Set years after the original story, Snow Blood follows Alfie and Neige as they attempt to start to build a better life for themselves and vampires everywhere. One problem; none of the other vampires want to help, and there is this guy who keeps calling, over and over, insisting Alfie comes to meet him... Snow Blood is crowdfunding on Kickstarter from 7th April to 8th May, 2026 and will air in October 2026. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As Alfie continues to struggle to adapt to his new life, he remembers a story Casper once told him, and wonders why Neige would stick around at all.Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-17Or: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1eiCQ5gHMG0dlgsOVjfNsgC4-UwUG3eu5oW16fPHXojc/edit?usp=sharingShow-wide Content WarningsThis show is a work of horror fiction frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. In addition, listeners should be aware that this show contains the following throughout:- profanity- references to sex- frequent violence- traumatic injury- death, including violent death- references to medical procedures- hospital settingsEpisode Seventeen, Content Warnings- profanity- threats of violence- discussion of traumatic injury- mentions near-death experiences- descriptions of blood- descriptions of decaying bodies- mention of deceased children (once, non-specific)- sounds of a character in emotional distress- scenes with sexual implications- detailed descriptions of gruesome injuriesNot Quite Dead is written, performed, and edited by Eira Major, under a Creative Commons 4.0 Attribution License. Live, laugh, bite.Not Quite Dead is back, with spin-off series Snow Blood. Set years after the original story, Snow Blood follows Alfie and Neige as they attempt to start to build a better life for themselves and vampires everywhere. One problem; none of the other vampires want to help, and there is this guy who keeps calling, over and over, insisting Alfie comes to meet him... Snow Blood is crowdfunding on Kickstarter from 7th April to 8th May, 2026 and will air in October 2026. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alfie's got more to worry about than just a lack of access to blood, it turns out...Check out the transcript with content warnings here: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-16Or here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/19kl1LoVNtYh2KyP07a6V3HRQGkUb48cdawLUzXFaPdY/edit#heading=h.7r5hbe3pp44pSupport the show and get Early Access to episodes, three days before general release, over on our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hangingslothstudiosShow-wide Content WarningsThis show is a work of horror fiction frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. In addition, listeners should be aware that this show contains the following throughout:- profanity- references to sex- frequent violence- traumatic injury- death, including violent death- references to medical procedures- hospital settingsEpisode Sixteen, Content Warnings- profanity- threats of violence- discussion of traumatic injury- mentions near-death experiences- sounds of a character in emotional distress- scenes with sexual implications- descriptions of blood-descriptions of injuriesEIRA: Not Quite Dead is written, performed, and edited by Eira Major, under a Creative Commons 4.0 Attribution License. Live, laugh, bite.Not Quite Dead is back, with spin-off series Snow Blood. Set years after the original story, Snow Blood follows Alfie and Neige as they attempt to start to build a better life for themselves and vampires everywhere. One problem; none of the other vampires want to help, and there is this guy who keeps calling, over and over, insisting Alfie comes to meet him... Snow Blood is crowdfunding on Kickstarter from 7th April to 8th May, 2026 and will air in October 2026. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alfie's been going through some... changes. Things haven't worked out the way he'd expected. He didn't expect them to work out at all. Turns out this is the kind of thing he should have worried about in advance...Check out the transcript with content warnings here: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-15Or here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1g_B8b1oD7g0G9FI-7y3d3ExOTTpjJ22ZGeONDja5oOA/edit?usp=sharingSupport the show and get Early Access to episodes, three days before general release, over on our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hangingslothstudiosShow-wide Content WarningsThis show is a work of horror fiction frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. In addition, listeners should be aware that this show contains the following throughout:- profanity- references to sex- frequent violence- traumatic injury- death, including violent death- references to medical procedures- hospital settingsEpisode Fifteen, Content Warnings- profanity- threats of violence, including implied threat of violence to a minor- discussion of traumatic injury- mentions near-death experiences- references to medical procedures- coughing and labored breathing- sounds of a character in distress and physical pain EIRA: Not Quite Dead is written, performed, and edited by Eira Major, under a Creative Commons 4.0 Attribution License. Live, laugh, bite.Not Quite Dead is back, with spin-off series Snow Blood. Set years after the original story, Snow Blood follows Alfie and Neige as they attempt to start to build a better life for themselves and vampires everywhere. One problem; none of the other vampires want to help, and there is this guy who keeps calling, over and over, insisting Alfie comes to meet him... Snow Blood is crowdfunding on Kickstarter from 7th April to 8th May, 2026 and will air in October 2026. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

That is the question. Alfie’s tale finally catches up with the present, and he makes his choice.Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-14/If you liked this show about vampires and want to hear more, support the show by signing up on Patreon and getting early access plus bonus content! Sign up here from just £2 a month: https://www.patreon.com/hangingslothstudiosShow-wide Content WarningsThis show is a work of horror fiction frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. In addition, listeners should be aware that this show contains the following throughout:- profanity- references to sex- frequent violence- traumatic injury- death, including violent death- references to medical procedures- hospital settingsEpisode Fourteen, Content Warnings- discussion of violent deaths- descriptions of human bodies decaying- heavy descriptions of blood and blood drinking- heavy descriptions of the processes of death and dying- descriptions of medical treatment - threats of violence- references to murder- mentions of suicide- coughing and labored breathing- sounds of a character in distress and physical pain EIRA: Not Quite Dead is written, performed, and edited by Eira Major, under a Creative Commons 4.0 Attribution License. Guest performance of Aaron Wolfe as Casper and Alex Peilober-Richardson as Haley. Live, laugh, bite.Not Quite Dead is back, with spin-off series Snow Blood. Set years after the original story, Snow Blood follows Alfie and Neige as they attempt to start to build a better life for themselves and vampires everywhere. One problem; none of the other vampires want to help, and there is this guy who keeps calling, over and over, insisting Alfie comes to meet him... Snow Blood is crowdfunding on Kickstarter from 7th April to 8th May, 2026 and will air in October 2026. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this penultimate episode of Season One, Alfie's story almost connects with the present, and he is forced to finally make the decision he's been trying to reckon with since he started make these recordings. Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-13/Or: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NbbmCL8q_hSJHowlf7G3jYzQyEcE6tBM7LTMQqNnnfw/edit?usp=sharingSupport the show by signing up on Patreon and getting early access plus bonus content! Sign up here from just £2 a month: https://www.patreon.com/hangingslothstudiosShow-wide Content WarningsThis show is a work of horror fiction frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. In addition, listeners should be aware that this show contains the following throughout:- profanity- references to sex- frequent violence- traumatic injury- death, including violent death- references to medical procedures- hospital settingsEpisode Thirteen, Content Warnings- discussion of violent deaths- descriptions of human bodies decaying- scenes of a sexual nature- heavy descriptions of blood and blood drinking- threats of violence- references to murderEIRA: Not Quite Dead is written, performed, and edited by Eira Major, under a Creative Commons 4.0 Attribution License. Guest performance of Aaron Wolfe as Casper. Live, laugh, bite.Not Quite Dead is back, with spin-off series Snow Blood. Set years after the original story, Snow Blood follows Alfie and Neige as they attempt to start to build a better life for themselves and vampires everywhere. One problem; none of the other vampires want to help, and there is this guy who keeps calling, over and over, insisting Alfie comes to meet him... Snow Blood is crowdfunding on Kickstarter from 7th April to 8th May, 2026 and will air in October 2026. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Alfie describes fates worse than death, and muses on the horrible feeling of waiting for something to happen. Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-12/Or: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bBLeEd-yyR_27mPUj_tAMnoZ5HZHG84Vr5kbVEtgxjs/edit?usp=sharingShow-wide Content WarningsThis show is a work of horror fiction frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. In addition, listeners should be aware that this show contains the following throughout:- profanity- references to sex- frequent violence- traumatic injury- death, including violent death- references to medical procedures- hospital settingsEpisode Twelve, Content Warnings- discussion of violent deaths- scenes of sexual nature- descriptions of decay- descriptions of blood - descriptions of panic attacksNot Quite Dead is written, performed, and edited by Eira Major, under a Creative Commons 4.0 Attribution License. Live, laugh, bite.Not Quite Dead is back, with spin-off series Snow Blood. Set years after the original story, Snow Blood follows Alfie and Neige as they attempt to start to build a better life for themselves and vampires everywhere. One problem; none of the other vampires want to help, and there is this guy who keeps calling, over and over, insisting Alfie comes to meet him... Snow Blood is crowdfunding on Kickstarter from 7th April to 8th May, 2026 and will air in October 2026. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alfie reckons with some of the more troubling aspects of what it means to be dating a vampire, if dating is really what you can call what's going on with him and Casper, and in resisting the strange complications of the ways he has changed, is forced into a gruesome situation. Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-11Or: https://docs.google.com/document/d/13Om1tiBJ-lAszEHlGG8PCVyoQA93_vLDp9w4vLLt7kM/edit?usp=sharingSupport the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/early-access-to-79596059?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_linkTranscript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-8/Please bear in mind that this show is a work of horror fiction and frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. In addition, listeners should be aware that this show contains the following throughout:– profanity– references to sex– frequent violence– traumatic injury– death, including violent death– references to medical procedures– hospital settings– mentions of bloodEpisode Specific Content Warnings: - discussion of violent deaths- references to sex- depictions and descriptions of violent deaths- heavy descriptions of blood - heavy descriptions of decayNot Quite Dead is written, performed, and edited by Eira Major, under a Creative Commons 4.0 Attribution License. Live, laugh, bite.Not Quite Dead is back, with spin-off series Snow Blood. Set years after the original story, Snow Blood follows Alfie and Neige as they attempt to start to build a better life for themselves and vampires everywhere. One problem; none of the other vampires want to help, and there is this guy who keeps calling, over and over, insisting Alfie comes to meet him... Snow Blood is crowdfunding on Kickstarter from 7th April to 8th May, 2026 and will air in October 2026. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alfie reckons with the details of his own demise, and also recounts what happened in the days following Casper's near-deadly mistake.Transcript available here: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-10And here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1K_FqHTgRRBENyW7hxoIzS6ft6Ah4-I-he_8dDGTs9hw/edit?usp=sharingTo support the show and get access to episodes one day early support us on patreon at https://patreon.com/hangingslothstudiosShow-wide Content WarningsThis show is a work of horror fiction frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. In addition, listeners should be aware that this show contains the following throughout:- profanity- references to sex- frequent violence- traumatic injury- death, including violent death- references to medical procedures- hospital settingsEpisode Ten, Content Warnings- discussion of violent deaths- mentions of fever, illness and unconsciousness- references to sex- references of blood and blood drinking- references to murder- non-specific references to historical implied domestic abuseNot Quite Dead is written, performed, and edited by Eira Major, with guest voice actor Alex Peilober-Richardson, under a Creative Commons 4.0 Attribution License. Live, laugh, bite.Not Quite Dead is back, with spin-off series Snow Blood. Set years after the original story, Snow Blood follows Alfie and Neige as they attempt to start to build a better life for themselves and vampires everywhere. One problem; none of the other vampires want to help, and there is this guy who keeps calling, over and over, insisting Alfie comes to meet him... Snow Blood is crowdfunding on Kickstarter from 7th April to 8th May, 2026 and will air in October 2026. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alfie faces the reality of his current situation, and discusses the other vampires in York. Transcript available here: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-9And here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kCEgiJBBS27x1lO6cyQ5VzINVAIHsfthWJ3fNv4gDlY/edit?usp=sharing To support the show and get access to episodes one day early support us on patreon at https://patreon.com/hangingslothstudiosShow-wide Content WarningsThis show is a work of horror fiction frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. In addition, listeners should be aware that this show contains the following throughout:- profanity- references to sex- frequent violence- traumatic injury- death, including violent death- references to medical procedures- hospital settingsEpisode Eight, Content Warnings- discussion of violent deaths- scenes of a sexual nature- heavy descriptions of blood and blood drinking- threats of violence- references to murderNot Quite Dead is written, performed, and edited by Eira Major, under a Creative Commons 4.0 Attribution License. Live, laugh, bite.Not Quite Dead is back, with spin-off series Snow Blood. Set years after the original story, Snow Blood follows Alfie and Neige as they attempt to start to build a better life for themselves and vampires everywhere. One problem; none of the other vampires want to help, and there is this guy who keeps calling, over and over, insisting Alfie comes to meet him... Snow Blood is crowdfunding on Kickstarter from 7th April to 8th May, 2026 and will air in October 2026. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alfie and Casper find ways to move forward from their complicated beginnings, but neither of them are exactly happy with the solutions presented. Still, there are benefits for them both as well as drawbacks. Support the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/early-access-to-79596059?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_linkTranscript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-8/Please bear in mind that this show is a work of horror fiction and frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. In addition, listeners should be aware that this show contains the following throughout:– profanity– references to sex– frequent violence– traumatic injury– death, including violent death– references to medical procedures– hospital settings– mentions of bloodEpisode Specific Content Warnings: – discussion of violent deaths– scenes of a sexual nature– heavy descriptions of blood and blood drinking– Descriptions of decaying flesh– Description of violent assault– threats to kill or harm others– mentions of murderEIRA: Not Quite Dead is written, performed, and edited by Eira Major, under a Creative Commons 4.0 Attribution License. Live, laugh, bite.Not Quite Dead is back, with spin-off series Snow Blood. Set years after the original story, Snow Blood follows Alfie and Neige as they attempt to start to build a better life for themselves and vampires everywhere. One problem; none of the other vampires want to help, and there is this guy who keeps calling, over and over, insisting Alfie comes to meet him... Snow Blood is crowdfunding on Kickstarter from 7th April to 8th May, 2026 and will air in October 2026. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alfie describes the early days of his time with Casper, the confusion and conflict bound up in it all. They're bound by blood and it goes both ways; Casper cannot leave anymore than Alfie can. So where is Casper now, when Alfie needs him more than ever? Support the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/early-access-to-79596059?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_linkTranscript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/what-are-we/Or: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1da0Be9ZlGtFuUwsWL0PZlKM9KqGYWueBcJy0UNTgc78/edit?usp=sharing Please bear in mind that this show is a work of horror fiction and frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. In addition, listeners should be aware that this show contains the following throughout:– profanity– references to sex– frequent violence– traumatic injury– death, including violent death– references to medical procedures– hospital settings– mentions of bloodEpisode Specific Content Warnings: Descriptions of bloodThreats of death and harmDescriptions of decaying fleshDescriptions of the experience of a panic attack (describing the feelings felt during the panic attack including racing heart, breathlessness, and panic)Mentions of hospitalsAlcohol useDescription of violent assaultScenes of a sexual natureNot Quite Dead is back, with spin-off series Snow Blood. Set years after the original story, Snow Blood follows Alfie and Neige as they attempt to start to build a better life for themselves and vampires everywhere. One problem; none of the other vampires want to help, and there is this guy who keeps calling, over and over, insisting Alfie comes to meet him... Snow Blood is crowdfunding on Kickstarter from 7th April to 8th May, 2026 and will air in October 2026. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In his memories, Alfie returns to work after spending the night with Casper only to find things more difficult than he expects, and in his present, the person at the door is back. Transcript with Content Warnings: https://hangingslothstudios.com/a-friend-indeed/Or: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xGjbSyF9KvRyaXNvd5KNsqQHqCpuwjcYOxNmM7mnaQ0/edit?usp=sharing This show is a work of horror fiction frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. In addition, listeners should be aware that this show contains the following throughout:- profanity- references to sex- frequent violence- traumatic injury- death, including violent death- references to medical procedures- hospital settingsEpisode Six, Content Warnings- discussion of violent deaths- references to sex- heavy descriptions of blood- descriptions of decaying flesh- detailed descriptions of needles and cannulas- mentions of throwing up- descriptions of death- non-graphic descriptions of medical procedures- swearingNot Quite Dead is written, performed, and edited by Eira Major, under a Creative Commons 4.0 Attribution License. With guest performance from Alex Peilober-Richardson as Haley. Live, laugh, bite.Not Quite Dead is back, with spin-off series Snow Blood. Set years after the original story, Snow Blood follows Alfie and Neige as they attempt to start to build a better life for themselves and vampires everywhere. One problem; none of the other vampires want to help, and there is this guy who keeps calling, over and over, insisting Alfie comes to meet him... Snow Blood is crowdfunding on Kickstarter from 7th April to 8th May, 2026 and will air in October 2026. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alfie can't sleep, and recounts the days following the first time Casper saved his life, including the unfortunate implications of Casper having drunk Alfie's blood. Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-5/Support the Show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hangingslothstudiosPlease bear in mind that this show is a work of horror fiction and frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. This episode contains: – discussion of violent deaths– heavy descriptions of blood– biting necks– descriptions of violent death– descriptions of the experience of a panic attack (describing the feelings felt during the panic attack including racing heart, breathlessness, and panic)– descriptions of violent injuries– descriptions of dead people– swearing– threats to kill or harm others– descriptions of kissingNot Quite Dead is back, with spin-off series Snow Blood. Set years after the original story, Snow Blood follows Alfie and Neige as they attempt to start to build a better life for themselves and vampires everywhere. One problem; none of the other vampires want to help, and there is this guy who keeps calling, over and over, insisting Alfie comes to meet him... Snow Blood is crowdfunding on Kickstarter from 7th April to 8th May, 2026 and will air in October 2026. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alfie's life was moving on quite happily when he had no memory of Casper, but an ordinary night out sets him back on the path to his own not-quite demise...Here's the transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-4/Support us on Patreon for early access: https://patreon.com/hangingslothstudios/Hanging Sloth Studios on twitter: https://twitter.com/hangingslothsShow tumblr: https://notquitedeadpod.tumblr.com/Content Warnings: Please bear in mind that this show is a work of horror fiction and frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. This episode contains:   – discussion of violent deaths– heavy descriptions of blood– discussion of drinking alcohol/being drunk– heavy descriptions of decaying flesh– detailed descriptions of violent death– descriptions of violent injuries– descriptions of dead people– swearing– a character experiencing dissociation– a character struggling with memory issuesNot Quite Dead is back, with spin-off series Snow Blood. Set years after the original story, Snow Blood follows Alfie and Neige as they attempt to start to build a better life for themselves and vampires everywhere. One problem; none of the other vampires want to help, and there is this guy who keeps calling, over and over, insisting Alfie comes to meet him... Snow Blood is crowdfunding on Kickstarter from 7th April to 8th May, 2026 and will air in October 2026. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In episode three, Alfie sees even more patients with blood loss and torn throats, and Alfie encounters that strange man he saw on the day Linda didn't die, and the vibes are weirder than anything he's ever experienced in his whole life.Here's the transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-3/Hanging Sloth Studios on twitter: https://twitter.com/hangingslothsShow tumblr: https://notquitedeadpod.tumblr.com/Content Warnings: Please bear in mind that this show is a work of horror fiction and frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. This episode contains:    – mild profanity – references to sex – discussion of the process of dying – medicalised descriptions of death processes and dead people – death, including violent death – descriptions of violent injuries, but not the violence that caused them – hospital settings – mentions of blood – a character experiencing dissociation – a character struggling with memory issuesNot Quite Dead is back, with spin-off series Snow Blood. Set years after the original story, Snow Blood follows Alfie and Neige as they attempt to start to build a better life for themselves and vampires everywhere. One problem; none of the other vampires want to help, and there is this guy who keeps calling, over and over, insisting Alfie comes to meet him... Snow Blood is crowdfunding on Kickstarter from 7th April to 8th May, 2026 and will air in October 2026. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In episode two, Alfie's health takes a turn for the worse, and then another turn, this time for the weird.Here's the transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-2/Hanging Sloth Studios on twitter: https://twitter.com/hangingslothsShow tumblr: https://notquitedeadpod.tumblr.com/This show is a work of horror fiction frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. In addition, listeners should be aware that this show contains the following throughout:- profanity- references to sex- frequent violence- traumatic injury- death, including violent death- references to medical procedures- hospital settingsThis Episode's Content Warnings- discussion of the process of dying- descriptions of violent injuries- descriptions of death and dead people- hospital settings- mentions of medical procedures- swearing- references to sex- mentions of infidelityNot Quite Dead is back, with spin-off series Snow Blood. Set years after the original story, Snow Blood follows Alfie and Neige as they attempt to start to build a better life for themselves and vampires everywhere. One problem; none of the other vampires want to help, and there is this guy who keeps calling, over and over, insisting Alfie comes to meet him... Snow Blood is crowdfunding on Kickstarter from 7th April to 8th May, 2026 and will air in October 2026. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alfie is not quite dead and has decided to sit down to record the events which led him to be in this state, beginning with the description of a person he calls the girl on the gurney.Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-1/Hanging Sloth Studios on twitter: https://twitter.com/hangingslothsShow tumblr: https://notquitedeadpod.tumblr.com/Please bear in mind that this show is a work of horror fiction and frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. This episode contains: – mild profanity– references to sex– discussion of the process of dying– medicalised descriptions of death processes and dead people– death, including violent death– references to medical procedures– hospital settings– mentions of blood– mentions of infidelity– descriptions of bloodWritten, performed and edited by Eira Major.Not Quite Dead is back, with spin-off series Snow Blood. Set years after the original story, Snow Blood follows Alfie and Neige as they attempt to start to build a better life for themselves and vampires everywhere. One problem; none of the other vampires want to help, and there is this guy who keeps calling, over and over, insisting Alfie comes to meet him... Snow Blood is crowdfunding on Kickstarter from 7th April to 8th May, 2026 and will air in October 2026. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alfie is not quite dead, and a lot's been going on. Read a transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-trailer/Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hangingslothstudiosFind us on Twitter @hangingslothsFollow the show on Tumblr: notquitedeadpod.tumblr.comPlease bear in mind that this show is a work of horror fiction frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. In addition, listeners should be aware that this show contains the following throughout: – profanity– references to sex– frequent violence– traumatic injury– death, including violent death– references to medical procedures– hospital settings– mentions of bloodNot Quite Dead is back, with spin-off series Snow Blood. Set years after the original story, Snow Blood follows Alfie and Neige as they attempt to start to build a better life for themselves and vampires everywhere. One problem; none of the other vampires want to help, and there is this guy who keeps calling, over and over, insisting Alfie comes to meet him... Snow Blood is crowdfunding on Kickstarter from 7th April to 8th May, 2026 and will air in October 2026. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.