Normal World

Steve Buscemi was attacked in New York City in broad daylight. San Francisco is giving taxpayer-funded shots of vodka to homeless alcoholics in a $5 million-program that "improves health." In a bizarre speech, Donald Trump claims that Hannibal Lecter was a "great guy." Angie Harmon had a run in with an insta-cart shopper who shot her dog. The border crisis is causing a couple big cats to get rich. Chris Cuomo's stance on ivermectin has done a 180. Guest: Ann Coulter Go to trymiracle.com/NORMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Donald Trump is currently on trial where he is facing felony charges related to a hush money payment to adult film star Stormy Daniels. We discuss her testimony and the behind-the-scenes details of the case. Tom Brady's roast was a steppingstone to the end of woke comedy. We dive into the event and all the great jokes and moments as well as the baby mama drama from Gisele Bundchen and Shayanna Jenkins. Also discussed: "Dazed and Confused," watching sex scenes on airplanes, John Travolta definitely not being gay, and the Chris D'Elia scandal. Guests: Gerard Michaels & Candace Horbacz Go to flyingacespirits.com and use code NORMALWORLD for free shipping! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The MET Gala was held this weekend, and we sent our official fashion correspondent, Crispin. But what REALLY goes on inside the MET Gala? Another Boeing plane's landing gear failed this morning, and luckily, it was caught on video! A man in Hatfield was dragged out of a car crash by a bear, and the gaming industry is woker than ever thanks to journalists. Guests: Stuttering Craig and Jimmy McCartney Go to TryMiracle.com/NORMAL and use code NORMAL to claim your FREE THREE-PIECE TOWEL SET and SAVE over 40%! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The wheel of news is back! Rainn Wilson is PO’ed that people keep putting his stuff in jello, but we believe there’s more to the story. Bon Jovi talks about his F-boy past. Ellen DeGeneres reminds everyone that her show ended because she was accused of being mean. The hunt for Nessie continues, and NASA’s help is being requested. Also discussed: Cadillac Fleetwoods, John Bobbitt, wine moms, and the time Dave saw Bigfoot. Guest: Derek Richards Visit undertac.com and use code NORMAL20 for 20% off sitewide! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedians Tony Casillas and Derek Richards join us to talk about the problem with Sonic, protesters in Portland barricading themselves in a library and then emerging in some homemade armor, Drew Barrymore’s sex list, the end of great comedy movies, and another Boeing whistleblower dead. Go to FlyingAceSpirits.com and use promo code NORMALWORLD to get free shipping on every order. Go to undertac.com and GET 20% OFF SITEWIDE when you use my offer code NORMAL20. Guests: Tony Casillas and Derek Richards Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedian Chonda Pierce calls in to talk about her new book, bombing onstage, and wanting Morgan Freeman to record her audiobook. Then, we talk to Afroman about his 2024 presidential campaign and about his new song, "Hunter Got High," about Hunter Biden. He also talks about his start in music, the time his house got raided, and what he plans to change about the government's current policies. Go to trymiracle.com/NORMAL and use code NORMAL to claim your three-piece towel set and save over 40%. Guests: Chonda Pierce and Afroman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jerry Seinfeld rallied against the apparent death of TV comedy, blaming “the extreme left [and] PC crap and people worrying so much about offending other people.” On Monday, Vice President Kamala Harris was asked on Drew Barrymore's daytime talk show whether she could become a mother to the country. Gretchen Whitmer gets booed. Howard Stern interviews Joe Biden and kisses his butt the entire time. Kristi Noem offed her dog because it was untrainable, which sparks a debate amongst everyone in the studio. Guests: Derek Richards and Adam Johnson (The Lectern Guy) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harvey Weinstein's conviction has been overturned due to "improper rulings," including a decision to let women testify about allegations that weren't part of the case. Five royal horses went wild in London, causing four people to be injured. San Jose Mayor Matt Mahan was involved in an altercation with a pedestrian while doing an interview and it was all captured on video! Also discussed, Jim's best prank calls on "Crank Yankers" and Quentin Tarantino and KISS not being what they used to. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A new bill has been passed that would ban Tik Tok, unless it is sold by its Chinese owner, ByteDance. Kanye West announces he plans to start his own pornography studio. Joe Biden makes another flub reading the teleprompter. A drag queen story time gets political over the war in the middle east. Steve Martin's new documentary is out and we reminisce about his body of work after hitting the smelling salts. Guest: Kris Fried Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alec Baldwin is harassed about Palestine and "Rust" shooting while buying coffee. 37-year-old Maxwell Azzarello set himself on fire outside of Trump's courtroom with a handful of pamphlets espousing conspiracy theories and warnings of an economic collapse. Also discussed: Colin Farrell's performance in "Daredevil," Nick Cage, and cocaine! Guest: Dirty White Go to trymiracle.com/NORMAL and use promo code NORMAL at checkout to get three-free towels and save over 40%! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedian and director Mike Binder (“Reign Over Me,” “Indian Summer,” “Man About Town”) sits down to talk about coming up in Detroit, the electricity of being around Robin Williams and Richard Pryor, and his career as a director. Surprise guest RFK Jr. calls in to tell you to like and subscribe! Guests: Mike Binder and RFK Jr. Go to trymiracle.com/NORMAL and use code NORMAL to claim your three-piece towel set and save over 40%! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang makes up their own conspiracy theories and talks Bill Maher's defense of Woody Allen, cybertrucks, JFK, John Candy, the band on the Titanic, Henry Winkler, men's panties, DUIs, and much more! Guest: Jeff Dye Go to undertac.com and use code Normal20 for 20% off sitewide! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hannah Gutierrez-Reed, the 26-year-old armorer for the movie "Rust," has been found guilty of the involuntary manslaughter of Halyna Hutchins. She was sentenced to the maximum penalty: 18 months in prison. A Texas massage parlor was busted for prostitution and sex crimes. Tiger Woods hits someone with a golf ball. An old video of Tupac has surfaced, causing many to question his sexuality. Plus, another installment of "Ask Dr. Steve"! Guest: Arun Rama Start the good habit at https://tryfum.com/NORMAL to save 10% off the Journey Pack today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Legendary running back O.J. Simpson died after a battle with prostate cancer. Finally, he can rest easy knowing his wife’s (alleged) killer is dead. Sylvester Stallone faces allegations about verbal abuse and creating a toxic work environment on the set of “Tulsa King.” Matthew Marsden talks about his experience working with Stallone on “Rambo.” The guys talk about classic movies like “Rocky” and “The Expendables” and the behind the scenes of “Black Hawk Down.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Steve Jackson, frontman of the band the Pietasters, talks about life on the road; horrible stage experiences; and getting to work with No Doubt, the Ramones, and James Brown. Plus, a Howard Stern personality gets arrested. Guests: Steve Jackson and Matt McClowry F*** your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15% off with the code DAVE15 at theperfectjean.nyc/DAVE15 #theperfectjeanpod #ad Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The science behind the eclipse is revealed, and we share some behind-the-scenes moments from our eclipse viewing! Terrence Howard has a new haircut, and it is really something. We have a live in-studio version of "Ask Dr. Steve." Don Lemon enjoys wedded bliss. Plus, a hot dog thief gets busted, and he looks ... familiar. Guests: Dr. Steve of "Weird Medicine" and Matt McClowry Go to trymiracle.com/NORMAL and use code NORMAL for three FREE TOWELS and to SAVE an extra 20%! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

George Carlin’s likeness was used without his estate’s permission to create a new AI special, “I’m Glad I’m Dead,” leading to a lawsuit and eventually a settlement. Andrew Huberman had multiple affairs going on at the same time, and Lizzo has chosen a new career path: heist movies. $30 million was stolen from an L.A. money storage facility, and an American tourist was attacked in Zambia by an elephant that may or may not be Lizzo. With the solar eclipse coming Monday and Ashley Biden’s diary being leaked, it's no wonder we call this show “Normal World.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Israel is planning to slaughter a red heifer, and Tropicana Las Vegas has officially closed. The guys talk about Hollywood murder cults and what happens to squatters. "The Naked Gun" is getting a reboot, and HBO’s "The Jinx Part Two" has officially been announced. Steve-O put his foot down on his sobriety despite the wishes of Bill Maher. Dave does his iconic Bane impression from "Batman" to announce "Joker 2," starring Joaquin Phoenix and Lady Gaga. Guest: Derek Richards Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ramy Youssef hosted SNL last week with a monologue in support of Palestine. Conjoined Twin Abby Hensel got married and Caitlin Clark did sports. Yoshi Obayashi talks about his trip to Bangkok and his experiences in the porn industry. While Japan censors porn, Scotland censors comedians. Rest in Peace Louis Gossett and Joe Flaherty. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We discuss some of the movies that are coming out in the next few months, and they're mostly reboots! Some discussed: "Roadhouse," "Pirates of the Caribbean," "Unfrosted," "Godzilla X Kong," and Seth MacFarlane and Nic Cage's new projects! Go to miraclemade.com/NORMAL and use code NORMAL to claim your FREE THREE-PIECE TOWEL SET and SAVE over 40%! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We really didn't want to have to do this. Kanye says he is actually God and that he might be living in a fourth dimension. There's a new course in Weird Al studies at Vermont State University and much, much more! Guests: Austin Anderson and Matt Bechtel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yesterday, rapper and mogul Sean "Diddy" Combs had two of his homes in L.A. and Miami swarmed by Homeland Security and armed officials. Diddy is facing four lawsuits associated with sexual misconduct, rape, and human trafficking. Elon Musk has successfully put a Neuralink implant in a willing human subject. The mystery of Kate Middleton is solved. Guest: Austin Anderson austinanderson.net Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The makers of "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey" have expanded the Poohniverse with a new film featuring scary versions of Tinkerbell, Bambi, and other favorite characters set to come out in 2025. The creator of "Willy's Chocolate Experience" came out to say that his life has been ruined over the catastrophic event. Dan Schneider made an apology that did not land, and Beyoncé goes country. Guest: Akira the Don Go to trymiracle.com/NORMAL to save over 40%. AND if you use our promo code, NORMAL, at checkout, you’ll get THREE FREE TOWELS and SAVE an extra 20%! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The new documentary "Quiet on Set" details the history of abuse in child entertainment, specifically on Nickelodeon shows. Drake Bell sits down to detail his experiences as a victim of Brian Peck and Dan Schneider. Sweet Baby Inc. and "wokeism" have taken over gaming and have given us the Gamergate 2 fiasco! A man in Detroit is making rounds on the internet for getting drunk, high, and copulating with himself during a showing of Kristen Stewart's new lesbian film, "Love Lies Bleeding." Guest: Adam Crigler Go to MagicSpoon.com/NORMAL and use the code NORMAL to save $5. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a Musk vs. Lemon showdown. And it looks as though Elon comes out on top after canceling his X deal with Don Lemon after the premiere episode featured an interview with Elon Musk that he did not care for. Boeing whistleblower John Barnett is found dead in his car from a self-inflicted wound after not showing up for a legal interview linked to a case against Boeing. Kate Middleton is missing, and we share our theories! Also discussed: Should TikTok be banned? Circumcised or uncircumcised? Guests: Bridget Phetasy & Matt McClowry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lyft releases a new program to make rides safer for women and nonbinary riders. Neil Young backtracks on removing his music from Spotify because he believed Joe Rogan was spreading misinformation. Madonna also calls out a person in the crowd at her concert for sitting down, only to discover he was in a wheelchair. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The 2024 Oscars have come and gone, and our red-carpet correspondent, Crispin, has the scoop. Also in the news: Joe Rogan show guest and prison reform activist Sheldon Johnson has been arrested one month after being on "The Joe Rogan Experience" for having a head in his freezer and a torso-less body in his apartment. Rikers Island smells like what? And Mike Tyson will be fighting ... Jake Paul? Guest: Nadav Itzkowitz Go to trymiracle.com/normal and use code NORMAL to claim your free three-piece towel set and save over 40%. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Actor Corin Nemec calls in to discuss his roles, working with Francis Ford Coppola, and his new book, "Creating a Character for the Stage or Life: An Introduction to the New Era Acting Technique." Comedian Alli Breen joins us in-studio to discuss Dylan Mulvaney's attempt at doing stand-up, and Just for Laughs comedy festival files for bankruptcy. Guests: Alli Breen and Corin Nemec Go to undertac.com and you'll get 20% off when you use code NORMAL20. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jared Monroe joins us to talk about fatherhood, his faith, and what he's up to now. Also discussed: Katt Williams talking about Baphomet contributing to transgenderism, a Christian nightclub, and Doritos cancelling its new endorsement deal with a transgender gal who had some very disturbing tweets. Go to trymiracle.com/normal and use code NORMAL to claim your free three-piece towel set and save over 40%. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What dark secrets is Disney hiding, and what was the series of events that led to the downfall in quality of its content? The boys explore this with Chris Gore and Alan Ng of the show "Film Threat." Also discussed: Elizabeth Hurley shoots a lesbian scene ... directed by her stepson, and much more! Don't miss our "Saw" parody sketch in this episode! Go to TryFum.com/NORMAL and get 10% off when you use code NORMAL. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We interview Jim Florentine about the Capitol Hill Comedy / Bar in Seattle canceling comedians because their "ethos" does not match that of the community. A Toronto man is being sentenced to 28 months in prison after a glory hole scam. "The Sopranos" star Drea de Matteo saves her house by posing on OnlyFans. Minnesota Vikings quarterback Kirk Cousins gets a gold grill. Guests: Jim Florentine, Ryan Long, and Garrett Andritz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Glaswegians are met with a Willy Wonka nightmare after paying for tickets to a "Willy's Chocolate Experience" that ends up being a few tables and decorations set up in an old warehouse ... and it's hilarious. On Venice Beach, a nude woman attacks beachgoers with weapons with no police presence in sight. Kroger and Albertson's grocery stores consider merging, and we talk with celebrity chef and restauranteur Andrew Gruel about what that means for the future of food, prices, and when we will all have to eat bugs. After 20 years, the Jam Master Jay murder has been solved. Plus, the Bidens love to make love. Guests: Andrew Gruel and David Jolly Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Shane Gillis hosted "Saturday Night Live" this weekend, and the mainstream media tried to drag him — even though he was the funniest part of the show. Capitol Hill Comedy / Bar sent an email to several comedians, including friend of the show Kurt Metzger, stating that they could not perform at the club due to the "neighborhood ethos" not aligning with their comedy. Jerry Seinfeld was harassed by anti-Israel protesters outside a Jewish community center in NYC. Also discussed: Alec Baldwin, hotels, and "Dune"! Guest: Tim Slagle Go to trymiracle.com/normal and use code NORMAL to claim your free three-piece towel set and save over 40%. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mayor Eric Adams plans to give debit cards to migrants with up to $10K on them; a police officer in Alabama is arrested for reporting fake crimes to 911 via crank phone calls; the NYPD has a dance team; Google AI makes racially diverse World War II soldiers; and Machine Gun Kelly goes black! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nancy Pelosi gets a delivery of ****, trans milk is just as good as breast milk, NYC Mayor Eric Adams has tips for your household, Nevada voting has some issues, Truckers for Trump, and Dr. Steve from "Weird Medicine" answers the question "What is the worst way to die?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"True Detective" wrapped up its fourth season, "Night Country," yesterday, and we debut our woke version of season 1. Donald Trump debuts his new sneakers, and Chipotle has some pronoun drama. Guest Host: Derek Richards Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Garret is joined by Flawdzilla, Meaux, and Lila Hart to discuss Kristen Stewart, lesbian chocolate theory, a water park disaster, and a Vince McMahon conspiracy theory. Lila Hart shares how performing comedy is healing and has given her a voice as well as how it helps others who see her perform with spina bifida. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave calls in from Vegas! A cop in Florida has a shoot-out with an acorn, a couple in Colorado was busted running a scam with some dead bodies, and we play a special game of "Horrible Valentine's Opinions"! Guests: Flawdzilla and Meaux Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There are many conspiracy theories surrounding the Super Bowl this year, and we dive into a few of the big ones. Also discussed: Disney's social engineering, Batman representing toxic masculinity, and CRYPTIDS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"Woke Kindergarten" is described on its website as "supporting children, families, educators and organizations in their commitment to abolitionist early education and pro-black and queer and trans liberation." Unfortunately, the creator/teacher believes America has no right to exist. Joe Biden also claims to have met with French President François Mitterrand, but. . . he died in 1996. Also discussed: Pimp My Ride, gambling, and Lil Jon's new meditation album! Guests: Michael Loftus and Matt McClowry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"Blazing Saddles" is 50 years old. Patrick Mahomes' dad got his third DUI. Kanye recorded a podcast that will never air with Bill Maher, who called him “a very charming anti-Semite.” Ice Cube also sat down with Bill Maher and talked about how the people who run the prisons also run the record companies. Guests: John Hoeft and Matt McClowry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gina Carano, with the help of Elon Musk, is suing Disney. Things happened at the Grammys. Elmo trauma-dumps on the internet, Shane Gillis is hosting SNL, and Michael Rapaport is considering voting for Trump?! Guests: Jamie Kilstein and Matt McClowry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tucker Carlson has a strong reaction to the Texas border issue. Matt Gaetz talks about the voting habits of "Karens." Plus, the Capitol Police announce no charges will be filed over the filming of a sex video in a Senate hearing room. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave sits down with Danny Boy O'Connor of House of Pain to discuss his early life, fame, sobriety, and his passion project of buying the house from "The Outsiders" and turning it into a museum. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave sits down with guest Sam Tripoli to discuss the possibility of Taylor Swift being a government psyop designed to win Democratic voters in the upcoming election. We also discuss Elon Musk's new Neuralink brain chips and 9/11 conspiracy theories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Taylor Swift AI is sweeping the nation and Greg Abbott makes a big call regarding the Texas border. We also react to some videos that are making their way around the internet, including Mark Normand being rushed offstage in a possible police incident, plus much more! Guests: Flawdzilla & Meaux and Chrissie Mayr Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedian Austin Anderson joins us again, as does comedian Yoshi Obayashi, who gives his firsthand experience attending the Donald Trump defamation trial and the Sam Bankman-Fried trial. He also visited the site of Jeffrey Epstein's home in Palm Beach, which has since been demolished. The guys go on to discuss the connection between the 9/11 hijackers and Palm Beach County, and Crispin attends the Sundance Film Festival. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ron DeSantis announces that he is pulling out of the presidential race and gives his endorsement to Donald Trump. Following Bert Kreischer, comedian Natasha Leggero drops her top and flashes the audience at the Hollywood Improv, claiming, "If the boys can do it, why can't the girls?" Also in the news, a CEO plunges to his death, and Ben and Jerry weigh in on Gaza! Guest: Austin Anderson Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The DOJ has finally admitted that Hunter Biden’s laptop is real. Shocker! We talk to former CIA Mike Baker about this story, fentanyl, and border control. Alec Baldwin attempts to sell his house. Plus we take a look at the Critics Choice Awards with our fashion correspondent, Crispin! Guest Derek Richards Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Detroit Lions won their first playoff game in 32 years! We also discuss the winners and losers at the Emmys. Plus, Vivek Ramaswamy suspended his 2024 Republican presidential campaign and is now endorsing former President Donald Trump. Guest: Sara Gonzales Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices