Normal World

We really didn't want to have to do this. Kanye says he is actually God and that he might be living in a fourth dimension. There's a new course in Weird Al studies at Vermont State University and much, much more! Guests: Austin Anderson and Matt Bechtel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yesterday, rapper and mogul Sean "Diddy" Combs had two of his homes in L.A. and Miami swarmed by Homeland Security and armed officials. Diddy is facing four lawsuits associated with sexual misconduct, rape, and human trafficking. Elon Musk has successfully put a Neuralink implant in a willing human subject. The mystery of Kate Middleton is solved. Guest: Austin Anderson austinanderson.net Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The makers of "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey" have expanded the Poohniverse with a new film featuring scary versions of Tinkerbell, Bambi, and other favorite characters set to come out in 2025. The creator of "Willy's Chocolate Experience" came out to say that his life has been ruined over the catastrophic event. Dan Schneider made an apology that did not land, and Beyoncé goes country. Guest: Akira the Don Go to trymiracle.com/NORMAL to save over 40%. AND if you use our promo code, NORMAL, at checkout, you’ll get THREE FREE TOWELS and SAVE an extra 20%! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The new documentary "Quiet on Set" details the history of abuse in child entertainment, specifically on Nickelodeon shows. Drake Bell sits down to detail his experiences as a victim of Brian Peck and Dan Schneider. Sweet Baby Inc. and "wokeism" have taken over gaming and have given us the Gamergate 2 fiasco! A man in Detroit is making rounds on the internet for getting drunk, high, and copulating with himself during a showing of Kristen Stewart's new lesbian film, "Love Lies Bleeding." Guest: Adam Crigler Go to MagicSpoon.com/NORMAL and use the code NORMAL to save $5. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a Musk vs. Lemon showdown. And it looks as though Elon comes out on top after canceling his X deal with Don Lemon after the premiere episode featured an interview with Elon Musk that he did not care for. Boeing whistleblower John Barnett is found dead in his car from a self-inflicted wound after not showing up for a legal interview linked to a case against Boeing. Kate Middleton is missing, and we share our theories! Also discussed: Should TikTok be banned? Circumcised or uncircumcised? Guests: Bridget Phetasy & Matt McClowry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lyft releases a new program to make rides safer for women and nonbinary riders. Neil Young backtracks on removing his music from Spotify because he believed Joe Rogan was spreading misinformation. Madonna also calls out a person in the crowd at her concert for sitting down, only to discover he was in a wheelchair. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The 2024 Oscars have come and gone, and our red-carpet correspondent, Crispin, has the scoop. Also in the news: Joe Rogan show guest and prison reform activist Sheldon Johnson has been arrested one month after being on "The Joe Rogan Experience" for having a head in his freezer and a torso-less body in his apartment. Rikers Island smells like what? And Mike Tyson will be fighting ... Jake Paul? Guest: Nadav Itzkowitz Go to trymiracle.com/normal and use code NORMAL to claim your free three-piece towel set and save over 40%. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Actor Corin Nemec calls in to discuss his roles, working with Francis Ford Coppola, and his new book, "Creating a Character for the Stage or Life: An Introduction to the New Era Acting Technique." Comedian Alli Breen joins us in-studio to discuss Dylan Mulvaney's attempt at doing stand-up, and Just for Laughs comedy festival files for bankruptcy. Guests: Alli Breen and Corin Nemec Go to undertac.com and you'll get 20% off when you use code NORMAL20. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jared Monroe joins us to talk about fatherhood, his faith, and what he's up to now. Also discussed: Katt Williams talking about Baphomet contributing to transgenderism, a Christian nightclub, and Doritos cancelling its new endorsement deal with a transgender gal who had some very disturbing tweets. Go to trymiracle.com/normal and use code NORMAL to claim your free three-piece towel set and save over 40%. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What dark secrets is Disney hiding, and what was the series of events that led to the downfall in quality of its content? The boys explore this with Chris Gore and Alan Ng of the show "Film Threat." Also discussed: Elizabeth Hurley shoots a lesbian scene ... directed by her stepson, and much more! Don't miss our "Saw" parody sketch in this episode! Go to TryFum.com/NORMAL and get 10% off when you use code NORMAL. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We interview Jim Florentine about the Capitol Hill Comedy / Bar in Seattle canceling comedians because their "ethos" does not match that of the community. A Toronto man is being sentenced to 28 months in prison after a glory hole scam. "The Sopranos" star Drea de Matteo saves her house by posing on OnlyFans. Minnesota Vikings quarterback Kirk Cousins gets a gold grill. Guests: Jim Florentine, Ryan Long, and Garrett Andritz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Glaswegians are met with a Willy Wonka nightmare after paying for tickets to a "Willy's Chocolate Experience" that ends up being a few tables and decorations set up in an old warehouse ... and it's hilarious. On Venice Beach, a nude woman attacks beachgoers with weapons with no police presence in sight. Kroger and Albertson's grocery stores consider merging, and we talk with celebrity chef and restauranteur Andrew Gruel about what that means for the future of food, prices, and when we will all have to eat bugs. After 20 years, the Jam Master Jay murder has been solved. Plus, the Bidens love to make love. Guests: Andrew Gruel and David Jolly Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Shane Gillis hosted "Saturday Night Live" this weekend, and the mainstream media tried to drag him — even though he was the funniest part of the show. Capitol Hill Comedy / Bar sent an email to several comedians, including friend of the show Kurt Metzger, stating that they could not perform at the club due to the "neighborhood ethos" not aligning with their comedy. Jerry Seinfeld was harassed by anti-Israel protesters outside a Jewish community center in NYC. Also discussed: Alec Baldwin, hotels, and "Dune"! Guest: Tim Slagle Go to trymiracle.com/normal and use code NORMAL to claim your free three-piece towel set and save over 40%. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mayor Eric Adams plans to give debit cards to migrants with up to $10K on them; a police officer in Alabama is arrested for reporting fake crimes to 911 via crank phone calls; the NYPD has a dance team; Google AI makes racially diverse World War II soldiers; and Machine Gun Kelly goes black! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nancy Pelosi gets a delivery of ****, trans milk is just as good as breast milk, NYC Mayor Eric Adams has tips for your household, Nevada voting has some issues, Truckers for Trump, and Dr. Steve from "Weird Medicine" answers the question "What is the worst way to die?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"True Detective" wrapped up its fourth season, "Night Country," yesterday, and we debut our woke version of season 1. Donald Trump debuts his new sneakers, and Chipotle has some pronoun drama. Guest Host: Derek Richards Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Garret is joined by Flawdzilla, Meaux, and Lila Hart to discuss Kristen Stewart, lesbian chocolate theory, a water park disaster, and a Vince McMahon conspiracy theory. Lila Hart shares how performing comedy is healing and has given her a voice as well as how it helps others who see her perform with spina bifida. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave calls in from Vegas! A cop in Florida has a shoot-out with an acorn, a couple in Colorado was busted running a scam with some dead bodies, and we play a special game of "Horrible Valentine's Opinions"! Guests: Flawdzilla and Meaux Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There are many conspiracy theories surrounding the Super Bowl this year, and we dive into a few of the big ones. Also discussed: Disney's social engineering, Batman representing toxic masculinity, and CRYPTIDS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"Woke Kindergarten" is described on its website as "supporting children, families, educators and organizations in their commitment to abolitionist early education and pro-black and queer and trans liberation." Unfortunately, the creator/teacher believes America has no right to exist. Joe Biden also claims to have met with French President François Mitterrand, but. . . he died in 1996. Also discussed: Pimp My Ride, gambling, and Lil Jon's new meditation album! Guests: Michael Loftus and Matt McClowry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"Blazing Saddles" is 50 years old. Patrick Mahomes' dad got his third DUI. Kanye recorded a podcast that will never air with Bill Maher, who called him “a very charming anti-Semite.” Ice Cube also sat down with Bill Maher and talked about how the people who run the prisons also run the record companies. Guests: John Hoeft and Matt McClowry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gina Carano, with the help of Elon Musk, is suing Disney. Things happened at the Grammys. Elmo trauma-dumps on the internet, Shane Gillis is hosting SNL, and Michael Rapaport is considering voting for Trump?! Guests: Jamie Kilstein and Matt McClowry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tucker Carlson has a strong reaction to the Texas border issue. Matt Gaetz talks about the voting habits of "Karens." Plus, the Capitol Police announce no charges will be filed over the filming of a sex video in a Senate hearing room. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave sits down with Danny Boy O'Connor of House of Pain to discuss his early life, fame, sobriety, and his passion project of buying the house from "The Outsiders" and turning it into a museum. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave sits down with guest Sam Tripoli to discuss the possibility of Taylor Swift being a government psyop designed to win Democratic voters in the upcoming election. We also discuss Elon Musk's new Neuralink brain chips and 9/11 conspiracy theories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Taylor Swift AI is sweeping the nation and Greg Abbott makes a big call regarding the Texas border. We also react to some videos that are making their way around the internet, including Mark Normand being rushed offstage in a possible police incident, plus much more! Guests: Flawdzilla & Meaux and Chrissie Mayr Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedian Austin Anderson joins us again, as does comedian Yoshi Obayashi, who gives his firsthand experience attending the Donald Trump defamation trial and the Sam Bankman-Fried trial. He also visited the site of Jeffrey Epstein's home in Palm Beach, which has since been demolished. The guys go on to discuss the connection between the 9/11 hijackers and Palm Beach County, and Crispin attends the Sundance Film Festival. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ron DeSantis announces that he is pulling out of the presidential race and gives his endorsement to Donald Trump. Following Bert Kreischer, comedian Natasha Leggero drops her top and flashes the audience at the Hollywood Improv, claiming, "If the boys can do it, why can't the girls?" Also in the news, a CEO plunges to his death, and Ben and Jerry weigh in on Gaza! Guest: Austin Anderson Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The DOJ has finally admitted that Hunter Biden’s laptop is real. Shocker! We talk to former CIA Mike Baker about this story, fentanyl, and border control. Alec Baldwin attempts to sell his house. Plus we take a look at the Critics Choice Awards with our fashion correspondent, Crispin! Guest Derek Richards Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Detroit Lions won their first playoff game in 32 years! We also discuss the winners and losers at the Emmys. Plus, Vivek Ramaswamy suspended his 2024 Republican presidential campaign and is now endorsing former President Donald Trump. Guest: Sara Gonzales Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1/4 Black Garrett and guest host Erik Nagel talk to guest Adam Yenser about the new Apple Vision Pro goggles and what they mean for the future of all mankind. Hint: it's probably not good! "Black Mirror" is real! Plus, we take a look at the Miami alien attack footage. What was it, really? The boys then dive into the future of movies this year and why everything is a sequel. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys sit down with guest Erik Nagel to discuss Johnny Carson, old-school late night, and the Stanley Cup phenomenon that is sweeping the nation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Katt Williams gave an explosive interview calling out some big names in comedy, including Kevin Hart, Cedric the Entertainer, Steve Harvey, and others! We also dive into the portion of Katt's interview where he talks about the Illuminati and which celebrity beat him out for a spot. Jeffrey Epstein's client list is back in the news with some surprising new names! Guest: Carol Roth Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We are joined by Gavin McInnes to discuss the Cuomo brothers, communism, and all things offensive. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are joined by DJ Dirty White, who tells untold stories about Hip-Hop legends. We take a look at this years Grammys tribute to 50 years of Hip Hop, where Will Smith performed and had a redemption arc onstage with DJ Jazzy Jeff. There was also a University safe space meeting that erupted into mayhem when everyone’s woke ideologies clashed! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Back by popular demand, the guys are talking conspiracy theories again with guest Adam Crigler! UFOs, aliens, Project Blue Beam, social engineering, Lil Nas X going Christian, and Justin Bieber spent 24 hours as a minor with … Diddy? The fun doesn’t stop! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rap mogul Diddy denied the fourth assault allegation he has received and stated, “I will fight for my name.” The allegations are heinous and chilling, but should we wait for more evidence before we completely condemn him? The guys also give a tribute to TV comedy legend Norman Lear, who passed away at the age of 101. They also share their thoughts on Grand Theft Auto VI and have an EXCLUSIVE interview with Adam Johnson, the podium guy from January 6.Featuring guests Austin Robertson and Derek Richards. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Garrett review the recent blockbuster "Godzilla Minus One" and the horror comedy "Don’t Suck," starring Matt Rife, Jamie Kennedy, and the in-studio guest, Derek Richards. The guys also talk about Macaulay Culkin finally getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and Elon Musk’s brutal response to Bob Iger and Disney pulling ads from X. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedian Matt Rife is in the news for a joke he made on his current Netflix Special, which some people are claiming is sexist. His response was to issue the best "apology" of all time. We also discuss political humiliation kinks, and more information from Will Smith's best friend, Brother Bilaal, regarding his sketchy past! Guest: Kurt Metzger and Matt McClowry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The British government found “serious failings” this week at multiple hospitals where an electrician — who also moonlighted as a MURDERER — was able to have sex with more than 100 corpses over a 15-year period WITHOUT BEING DETECTED! We also talk about the Disney streaker being hog-tied and carried out of the park and fantasy cannibal Armie Hammer's return to Instagram with a ... questionable post. Guests: Gerard Michaels and Candice Orbacz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Conor Mcgregor is being investigated for hate speech due to his tweets regarding immigration and stabbings in Ireland. Tim Allen says that animals can't feel love. Travis Kelce told Vanity Fair that he keeps girlfriend Taylor Swift happy by avoiding saying things she won't like. We are also joined by animal love expert Wilber Wondertree. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The guys are joined by Sam Tripoli to talk about modern conspiracy theories, what is next for the future of America, and how humanity needs to return to "tribe" mentality. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are joined by Kevin Sullivan and Frank Easterling, hosts of the "Twenty One Gun Podcast." The guys share war stories with Dave and Garrett and give their takes on how modern warfare is changing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Governor Gavin Newsom is under fire for only trying to get San Francisco cleaned up for Chinese and political leaders' arrival. "The Marvels" was a massive bomb at the box office, and we discuss why. Lenny Dykstra is also in the news for owing $50k in unpaid rent. Guest: Pantelis Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We discuss the story of a 77-year-old lawyer who allegedly shot and killed some climate activists blocking the road in Panama. An all-new Trans News! Plus Jared Leto climbs the Empire State Building to promote his new world tour. Omegle shuts down its site. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hillary Clinton goes on "The View" to urge people not to vote for Donald Trump, comparing him to Hitler. We dive into the Donald Trump trial. People's sexiest man alive is announced. Plus, the new "Ghostbusters" trailer! Guest: Derek Richards Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bees are on the attack in Death Valley! Biden needs more money for trains, and we discuss South Park's new "Into the Panderverse", The Simpsons, and Steven Spielberg's moviemaking. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We discuss great Halloween costumes, including Heidi Klum's peacock look. Tyson has begun putting bugs in its products. We also discuss the tragic death of "Friends" star Matthew Perry. Co-hosted by Matt McClowry. Follow the boys @TheDtlandau ► https://davelandau.com/ @QTRBlackGarrett ► https://linktr.ee/14BlackGarrett Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Halloween special! All-new sketch special with five original sketches! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices