Ep. 95 - George Washington But Make It Theater Kid - 10/27/2025

It’s Halloween week, and Peaches is flying solo—until Maddawg Maddie Kidd crashes the show and immediately sends it into a spiral of wigs, wigs, and more wigs. Viktor’s out for the day, so the dynamic duo deep dive into Halloween chaos, starting with Maddie’s overly ambitious founding father costume that cost an uncomfortable amount of money and involves an identity crisis between George Washington and James Madison (mainly because they’re both the same height).

From there, it’s off to the races: Peaches rants about how much he hates Hamilton, Maddie defends Lin-Manuel Miranda like he’s a national treasure, and somewhere in the middle, they break down the current standings of the Riverbend End Zone Fantasy Football League—where Peaches is soaring and Maddie is… well… 1–6 with a 1% chance of making playoffs. Cue the public humiliation punishment idea from Kevin down the hall (“Hi, I’m Maddie, and I’m the loser of the Riverbend End Zone League.”).

The chaos doesn’t stop there. They dive into:

• “Beautiful Names” Gone Wrong – a Reddit thread that devolves into Peaches roasting every grandma name from Ruth to Doris while Maddie reveals her brother’s name is Trapper.
• Pet Horror Stories – including Peaches’ late dog Daffney the Couch Destroyer and his 55-year-old tortoise Shelldon who might outlive everyone in East Idaho.
• Idaho vs. Snowbirds – a fiery debate about people who ditch Idaho winters for Arizona and why true locals must “trauma bond” through the pain.
• Car Talk Gone Too Far – Maddie’s Subaru (“The OG Wagon”) gets an explicit nickname that Peaches immediately threatens to censor.
• Maddie’s Instagram Resurrection – she unveils her handle, please.pass.the.salt, vows to make a comeback, and Peaches encourages the internet to flood her comments with “Is Maddie single? Asking for myself.”

It’s peak Madness & Mayhem: part friendship therapy, part workplace roast session, part Idaho winter survival guide.