Ep. 70 - This Is My Tinder—There’s a French Horn in It - 08/04/2025

Peaches and Viktor Wilt kick off the week with a chaotic blend of giant men, AI slurs, and dating advice, only for Maddie Kidd (aka Maddawg) to join late in the hour and add the emotional instability we all needed. The show opens with a bizarre but hilarious deep dive into the lives (and deaths) of Robert Wadlow and Andre the Giant, covering 20-second farts, custom Boy Scout uniforms, and the logistics of building a 10-foot-long bed. The verdict: being tall sounds miserable, but maybe worth it for the statue at Ripley’s.

From there, it only gets weirder:

• Peaches introduces “clanker,” the new alleged slur for people who date robots, and Viktor tries to figure out whether the term refers to the person or the machine
• The team gets existential about ChatGPT taking over their data and whether yelling at AI is gonna come back to haunt them
• Viktor reminds the youth to live with someone before marrying them and to maybe skip the wedding if you're just doing it to make your mom happy
• Peaches shouts out every guy from the “hate your wife” joke era and advises them all to just get divorced already.

Then Maddie joins for:

• A full roast of her Tinder strategy, including a potential Subaru-themed thirst trap and a deeply aesthetic photo of her crying in the Snake River
• A debate about whether or not she could pull off a shaved head (and whether Maddie's flat baby head would ever let her try)
• Talk of wig redistribution, aesthetic breakdowns, grandma-core, and digital cameras
• And the invention of the next great KBEAR campaign: Maddie Needs a Pal

It’s everything you love about Madness & Mayhem—giant dead guys, terrible dating apps, AI slander, and way too much personal oversharing.