Ep. 66 - He Banned My Mechanical Pencils and I Played ‘Bad Day’ on a CD Player - 07/24/2025
Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem · Viktor Wilt, Brenden Peach
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Show Notes
On today’s Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches and Maddie Kidd (aka Maddawg) deliver pure comedy chaos with the energy of two sleep-deprived Zoomers trapped in a hot studio. The episode begins with a questionable freestyle rap from Maddawg and somehow spirals into a deep dive on CPAP machines in movie theaters, retired mechanical pencil trauma, and the heartbreaking betrayal of being unfollowed by a rockstar on Instagram.
Peaches confesses to being relentlessly bullied in school for being tall, while Maddie admits she ran a black market Pokémon card empire in third grade that led to a full ban in her classroom. From there, it gets weirdly emotional as they discuss:
- Maddie’s legendary rise and fall on Cullen from Sleep Theory’s Instagram
- Her plans for a cowboy-themed Subaru photo shoot captioned “Subaru Wrangler”
- Peaches' mom’s unhinged behavior in Animal Crossing, where she forced out villagers she didn’t like using a bug net
- A new adult Chuck E. Cheese spinoff called Chuck’s Arcade, which lets grownups drink while reliving their childhood pizza-sweat memories
- The subreddit r/BuyItForLife, and Peaches' love for everyday items you commit to for eternity (like a pencil box from kindergarten)
- An unhinged middle school meltdown involving Daniel Powter’s “Bad Day”, a tiny CD player, and a map of the U.S. used to exile a teacher named Mister Nguyen
All of this, plus:
- Soundboard chaos featuring Jade’s Car, Taco Tuesday, and You Get Nothing!
- A funeral for Maddie’s follower count
- Debate over whether Chuck E. Cheese is better with beer
- And, of course, bug cages, Subarus, and bad sleep apnea takes