Ep. 62 - Your Mom Doesn’t Need to Know About Your Vaccine or Your Band T-Shirt - 07/16/2025

Peaches and Viktor return to full chaotic form in this episode of The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, bouncing from punk-rock politics to international concert crises with nothing but sarcasm, sizzling hot takes, and a craving for hot chicken sandwiches.

In today’s madness:

• Speed Dating with the Beatles: Viktor chooses John, Peaches defends Ringo like a bullied kid in a garage band
• Should You Listen to Your Parents? (Answer: Not after 18, and definitely not if you're Peaches)
• A conversation on tattoos, vaccination drama, and rebelling without getting grounded
• Viktor’s unexpected wisdom: “Don’t tell your mom, just do it. It’s not like a tattoo—she won’t know.”
• The duo roasts “Ozempic warriors” and breaks down Peaches’ seasonal shift from one meal a day to a full-on snack renaissance

Then things spiral beautifully:

• An 11-year-old girl uses her dad’s credit card and Apple Pay to buy two floor tickets to The Weeknd—in Toronto
• Her older brother panics, tries to sell the tickets, and turns to Reddit for advice
• Peaches and Viktor offer their professional wisdom: “Talk to your parents. And maybe explain who The Weeknd is.”
• Peaches nearly gets canceled again over Frosty slander
• And Arsenic Kitchen (a band, not a crime scene) gets a surprise feature when Peaches realizes they’re actually pretty good

Also featured:

• My Chemical Romance vs political snowflakes
• People collapsing at Doja Cat shows (no, it wasn’t demon lasers)
• Viktor tries to give Peaches omeprazole before their meal kicks back
• And why you should never underestimate the power of resale tickets and awkward family conversations