Ep. 60 - This CPAP is Full of Snot - 07/14/2025
Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem · Viktor Wilt, Brenden Peach
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Show Notes
With Viktor out and both hosts barely holding it together physically, Peaches and Maddie Kidd (Maddawg) team up for a very low-sodium, high-chaos episode of The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem. Sick, sniffly, and surviving on caffeine and trauma, the duo dive into a mix of listener confessions, horrifying pranks, and the shocking revelation that Las Vegas is opening an Uno-themed casino experience (because the world is ending, clearly).
In this one, you’ll get:
- CPAP horror stories and the logistics of sneezing into sleep apnea gear
- A full roast of everyone who tapes their mouths shut while sleeping
- Maddie’s rundown of the many movies she’s never seen (ET, John Wick, Titanic… even Lord of the Rings is too long, bro)
- A deep dive into a disturbing “human skin teddy bear prank” and the TMZ slideshow titled “Babes and Bears” that followed
- Flashbacks to the terrifying elf doll “Roland” from Classy 97's Christmas tradition (with a surprise costume idea for Russell Storms)
- Maddie’s one-year workaversary reflection (and Peaches reminding her she’s still basically an infant)
- Why middle schoolers are chaos goblins and why no one retires from radio unless they die mid-show
Also discussed:
- The ethics of gambling with Uno
- Whether Peaches would accept a birthday sash delivered by drone
- Unwashed rice confessions
- Which board games could destroy your soul and savings in a Vegas setting (Monopoly, we’re looking at you)
- The legend of “The S***ty Flute” Titanic meme
It’s a fever-dream of germs, jokes, and generational whiplash—and we wouldn’t have it any other way.