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Non Human Biologics: An X-Files Podcast

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S3 Ep 16For Jeremy

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I just wanted to share an update and some words about Jeremy. This will be posted across multiple podcast feeds, so I apologize for the duplicate uploads.

Aug 28, 202515 min

S3 Ep 15Speed Jacking Goyle’s Girth

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In this first of three episodes, Mulder and Scully investigate a strange World War 2 plane that seems to be giving everyone radiation sickness. Also, The Flash is here to teach us all about one form of safe sex. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

Mar 27, 20251h 9m

S3 Ep 14Green Goblin vs Swamp Thing

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It's time to take on The X-Files - S03E14 - Grotesque, in which some...stuff...happens? I think? All I know is that it was beautifully shot and it's weird that most of the cast of That 70s Show are bad people. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

Mar 20, 20251h 5m

S3 Ep 13Quirked Up White Boy

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It's time to talk about the extremely chaotic episode, The X-Files S03E13 - Syzygy. What is the shocking word that Chris keeps saying that Jeremy definitely remembered to beep out??? Find out inside.

Mar 13, 202559 min

S3 Ep 12Yoshi Do Not Have Human Rights

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What's wrong with a doctor named Bambi anyway? Huh Scully??? HUH DANA SCULLY???!!Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

Mar 6, 20251h 17m

S3 Ep 11Oral Only Word

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We delve into Scully's religious nature while Mulder sits at the back of the class and hurls spitballs and his previous characterization. Enjoy!Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

Feb 27, 20251h 25m

S3 Ep 10Determined Countenance and Cold Visage

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We're finishing up our spooky two parter with another banger of an episode. We get introduced to the world's best sidekick: "The Conductor"! Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

Feb 20, 20251h 4m

S3 Ep 9Lunatic

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Hello it's S3 of the X-Files which has mostly been about creepy guys but today is about a REAL GD ALIEN HOLY HECKSupport the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

Feb 13, 20251h 13m

S3 Ep 8A Crow Carries Their Soul to the Land of the Dead

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It's time to talk about Lucy, the saddest character in the history of X-Files.

Feb 6, 20251h 18m

S3 Ep 7Cassandra & Mikael, Veronica & Alejandro

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Should we even be doing this podcast anymore? Signs are pointing to no.

Jan 30, 20251h 8m

S3 Ep 6You Can’t Gaslight the Cult Leader

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In this episode everything is gross. Everything. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

Jan 23, 20251h 18m

S3 Ep 5Rachel I’m Sorry

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Apologies to everyone, this episode is cursed. CURSED. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

Jan 16, 20251h 17m

S3 Ep 4HR Approved HR

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Grumpy old men that can tell us when we die??? SIGN ME UP NOW

Jan 9, 20251h 6m

S3 Ep 3Pee Spark

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Video games, Jack Black, and Sonic the Hedgehog music? You KNOW we loved this episode. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

Dec 19, 20241h 6m

S3 Ep 2Gotta Check the Unit

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In this episode, we wrap up the three parter and are left with questions that still need answers. Mainly about Ruth's Chris. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

Dec 12, 20241h 19m

S3 Ep 1Is It Frohike Again?

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This week Chris' voice sounds suspiciously like we're gonna get sued by Disney, Mulder takes a spirtual journey that just feels racist, and Scully is a bad ass. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

Dec 5, 20241h 17m

S2 Ep 26Raps & Kittens

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On this episode, we review our feelings about S2 and read some listener feedback, from YOU. Yeah YOU. Special thanks to Duva for guesting with us. She doesn't have any social media which makes my life extremely for the notes. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

Nov 28, 20241h 17m

S2 Ep 25Chris' Dad is a WHAT?!

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This week we wrap up S2 and cover Anasazi, an extremely great episode written by David Duchovny, which you can tell because Mulder is basically naked twice in this episode. WHEW. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

Nov 21, 202455 min

S2 Ep 24CHACO CHICKEN TIME

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CHACO CHICKEN GOOD PEOPLE GOOD FOOD GET IT THE PEOPLE ARE THE FOODSupport the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

Nov 14, 202453 min

S2 Ep 23No More Prequels

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This week Monk joins the cast as we investigate dark matter. Quarks! Black Lights! Weird science! Woah!Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

Nov 7, 202451 min

S2 Ep 22It's a Ceaseless Discharge Situation

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This week, we're discussing S02E22 - F. Emasculata, an episode that makes, as far as I can tell, zero fucking sense at all. Just, nothing connects. And somehow it's still good? How does the X-Files keep getting away with this?!Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

Oct 31, 202452 min

S2 Ep 21Cockroach King

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It's the Exorcist, but Mulder and Scully are there. What else do I have to say to get you to watch it?Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

Oct 24, 20241h 5m

S2 Ep 20If the Fluke Fits

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This week we venture to everyone's favorite state in the union: Florida! Mulder and Scully investigate a serial killer that's been working for 28 years, and no one can see the ending of this one coming. Enjoy?Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

Oct 17, 20241h 7m

S2 Ep 19The Trauma of Job

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This week, we cover X-Files S02E19, in which they try to make us believe that old Gillian Anderson looks terrible. Not today, X-Files!Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

Oct 10, 202454 min

S2 Ep 18Ethically Sourced Pregnancy Meat

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With a title like that you know you're in for some fun huh? This week we cover X-Files S02E18 - Fearful Symmetry, which sounds like a Tool song but is actually a nod to a William Blake poem. In this episode there are invisible monsters terrorizing towns, and that's not even the strangest thing we talk about. Hide your Clouds, hide your Tifas, they are coming for everyone and everything round here.

Oct 3, 20241h 17m

S2 Ep 17Sully Meet Scully

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This week we wrap up the two parter sweeps week programming and cover 2x17 End Game. Can Mulder handle the raw power of the Scarlet Witch? Will Scully be able to bring back half of the universe from Thanos' snap? DO CAP AND BUCKY MAKE OUT???????

Sep 26, 20241h 13m

S2 Ep 16Trials and Tribs

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X-Files returns to its primary storyline and what happens? We lose our minds. Join us as we follow the adventures of Darnold and the Greygors. Or not, really. Maybe no one should listen?

Sep 19, 20241h 3m

S2 Ep 15lonLEGS

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This week X-Files takes a trip to North Carolina to investigate...voodoo? WTF are we doing, Mulder? Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

Sep 12, 20241h 10m

S2 Ep 14X-Files.....please stop

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You'd think at this point we'd be ready for anything but NOPE, here comes S02E14.

Sep 5, 20241h 14m

S2 Ep 13Limp, but Sweaty

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Chris and Jeremy discuss X-Files S2E13, in which we deal with some implied necrophilia and unfortunately, things that are worse than implied necrophilia. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

Aug 29, 20241h 11m

S2 Ep 12Sword Awards

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Yet another episode that doesn't seem to make sense but at least this one didn't have mentions of sexual assau-OH WAIT IT TOTALLY DOES JFC WRITERSSupport the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

Aug 22, 20241h 11m

S2 Ep 11Chris Gets Mad at the Wiki Commenters

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Today we're covering S02E11, in which Scully and Mulder investigate...sigh. I can't even type all this out. What a crappy episode. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

Aug 15, 20241h 9m

S2 Ep 10Scully LOVES Ribs

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This week we're discussng S02E10 - Red Museum, in which a case about kidnapped children turns into much more. Will Mulder be able to solve the mystery in time? Will Scully be able to eat all those wings???Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

Aug 8, 202456 min

S2 Ep 9Volcano Bigfoot

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This week we're covering S01E09 - Firewalker, which is a lot like the S1 episode Ice but now it's about FIRE and SILICON BASED LIFEFORMS and also VOLCANO BIGFOOT is there and we don't mind you using VOLCANO BIGFOOT in your fanfic but be sure to credit us because it's COPYRIGHTED.Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

Aug 1, 202458 min

S2 Ep 8Qwiet Qwis

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This week, Scully is back! Almost. Sorta. Nevermind let's just talk about her sister Melissa instead.

Jul 18, 20241h 15m

S2 Ep 7FBI Nuns

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This week weget wet and ready as Mulder's first X-Files case since losing Scully is all about HOT VAMPIRES. Or at least one hot vampire. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

Jul 11, 20241h 11m

S2 Ep 6Mulder is a Yankees Fan? Gross

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We're back with the exciting conclusion to Duane Berry, specifically covering S02E06 - Ascension, in which our boy DB actually succeeds in his goals to trade Scully for himself, and then gets immediately punished for it. Meanwhile, Mulder is an action movie superstar!

Jul 4, 20241h 1m

S2 Ep 5Where's Scully?

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This week we're back with S02E05 - Duane Berry, in which Mulder must talk down a man on the edge...and question his beliefs at the same time. Also: Drake sucks!Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

Jun 27, 20241h 2m

S2 Ep 4The Vibes are Clownish

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How many future Supernatural guest stars can you cram into one episode of The X-Files? S02E04 answers: FOUR FUTURE SUPERNATURAL GUEST STARS. Really gotta love Vancouver. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

Jun 13, 20241h 6m

S2 Ep 3ACCAB

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This week we take a close look at X-Files S02E03 - Blood, a tremendous drop in quality from the first two episodes of the season. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

Jun 6, 202459 min

S2 Ep 2Three Even Loads

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This week we're discussin The X-Files S02E02 - The Host, in which Mulder has to solve diplomatic crisis relating to a Russian Merman. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

May 30, 20241h 7m

S2 Ep 1It's Playtime in the Cunch

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It's time to start Season 02 of the X-Files! in this episode we talk about 2x1 "Little Green Men" in which Mulder has a whole dang character arc and is basically saved by Scully. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

May 23, 20241h 12m

S1 Ep 25Four Cheek Freak

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This week we're taking a break in order to discuss our feelings about the first season of the X-Files, including reading a LOT of great feedback from our listeners. We're joined by Mary from Carrying Wayward, a certified X-Files fan who consumed the entire show in two or three days. Allegedly. Links!Mary's Twitter: https://twitter.com/maryturner_fCarrying Wayward:fs https://carryingwayward.comEnemies to Livers, the Huge Titty Merlin/Toombs fanfic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54967123Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

May 2, 20242h 10m

S1 Ep 24Alien Pruning

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We did it! We are here with the last episode of S1, in which all sorts of things go awry, and Scully finds a little freak baby. You have to love it, folks. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

Apr 25, 20241h 12m

S1 Ep 23Double Dose Theorem

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What do you do when you have to discuss a boring episode? Straight to da dick jokes.Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

Apr 18, 20241h 5m

S1 Ep 22Poké GTFO

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This week we're covering S01E21 - Born Again, a fairly boring episode without a lot of extras to make up for how boring it is. Haunted cops? Plz. Give me haunted Pikachu. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

Apr 11, 20241h 5m

S1 Ep 21Liver Edging

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We talk about the ups and downs of being denied your last liver while also talking about S01E21 - Tooms, in which an old friend comes back in town and everyone hates it. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

Apr 4, 20241h 15m

S1 Ep 20Succy Succy

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Chris and Jeremy go off on a lot of tangents while discussing The X-Files S01E20 - Darkness Falls. Also, Final Fantasy is there. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

Mar 28, 20241h 5m

S1 Ep 19Hawk Bros For Life

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Welcome back, dear listener. This week we're discussing S01E20 - Shapes, in which Mulder and Scully have to track down a werewolf at a reservation and somehow the whole thing isn't racist. Good work!Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

Mar 21, 20241h 11m

S1 Ep 18When it Comes to Grasshoppers, I’m Built Different

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This week we discuss S01E18 - Miracle Man, in which our FBi team head down south to investigate a young man who can heal- and kill- with his touch. Will Mulder figure out where the nearest Ruth's Chris is before Scully schedules her rewatch of the Exorcist? Find out now. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

Mar 14, 20241h 8m