Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Paula springs another surprise on us - the return of California Hamster Association President John Jacobson, this time to tell us all about the shoebill bird, because… oh, an explanation would be pointless! And then, a brand new smash-hit game: “What Do You Do?” GUEST John Jacobson HOUSE BAND Alison Lewis SPONSORS Apply now at LiveKindred.com and use code PAULA to join for free & earn 5 nights of travel credit just for signing up. Go to helixsleep.com/paula for 20% Off Sitewide Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/PAULA! #honeylovepod Save 20% on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy at PrettyLitter.com/paula Eat smart at FactorMeals.com/paula50off and use code paula50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 Year Use code PAULA at jonesroadbeauty.com to get a Free Cool Gloss with your first purchase! #JonesRoadBeauty #ad Get 25% Off @CowboyColostrum with code PAULA at cowboycolostrum.com. #CowboyColostrumPod Go to Quince.com/nobody for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns! Get 35% off your entire order at ⁠⁠Lolablankets.com⁠⁠ by using code NOBODY at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Captain Crinkle (Bonnie Burns - Paula Poundstone’s manager), Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber, and Toni Anita Hull as they offer advice on some of life’s most perplexing problems. This week: A neat freak, An MBA student made to feel stupid, and a kitty who might be a pity. Need advice? We’d love to help improve your life. Email us @[email protected]. New episode every Thursday. #dearcrinkle #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #ComedyAdvice #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone #NLTPP #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber #Glassbox #adviceminisode #bonnieburnsproducer #bonnieburnsmanager #bestadviceinamerica. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another long-awaited guest-free episode! We play a new round of “Who Am I” and then delve into the scandal surrounding Bonnie and Toni’s recent Oral Report - it’s “Mailbag! #Scandoval Edition.” HOUSE BAND Tim Sway Happy 20th anniversary, Gwen! NewPerspectivesMusic.com SPONSORS Apply now at LiveKindred.com and use code PAULA to join for free & earn 5 nights of travel credit just for signing up. Go to helixsleep.com/paula for 20% Off Sitewide Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/PAULA! #honeylovepod Save 20% on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy at PrettyLitter.com/paula Eat smart at FactorMeals.com/paula50off and use code paula50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 Year Use code PAULA at jonesroadbeauty.com to get a Free Cool Gloss with your first purchase! #JonesRoadBeauty #ad Get 25% Off @CowboyColostrum with code PAULA at cowboycolostrum.com. #CowboyColostrumPod Go to Quince.com/nobody for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns! Get 35% off your entire order at ⁠⁠Lolablankets.com⁠⁠ by using code NOBODY at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Captain Crinkle (Bonnie Burns - Paula Poundstone’s manager), Paula Poundstone, and Adam Felber for America’s #1 comedy advice mini-sode and climbing the charts. This week’s problems: “Money makes me sick,” “My husband’s on his flat thing,” and an Update from ‘Overexposed.’ Got a problem? We’ve got an answer. Email us @[email protected]. We love to give advice. New episode every Thursday. #dearcrinkle #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #ComedyAdvice #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone #NLTPP #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber #Glassbox #adviceminisode #bonnieburnsproducer #bonnieburnsmanager #bestadviceinamerica. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Now that we have a completely connected young generation… how come they’re so disconnected? Nicholas Carr, author of “Superbloom” is here to connect us to the truth. And then… we don’t have a strong name for this segment, but we definitely have strong opinions about the world’s most annoying ads! GUEST Nicholas Carr nicholascarr.com Superbloom: How Technologies of Connection Tear Us Apart HOUSE BAND Cory Springhorn SPONSORS Apply now at LiveKindred.com and use code PAULA to join for free & earn 5 nights of travel credit just for signing up. Go to helixsleep.com/paula for 20% Off Sitewide Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/PAULA! #honeylovepod Save 20% on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy at PrettyLitter.com/paula Eat smart at FactorMeals.com/paula50off and use code paula50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 Year Use code PAULA at jonesroadbeauty.com to get a Free Cool Gloss with your first purchase! #JonesRoadBeauty #ad Get 25% Off @CowboyColostrum with code PAULA at cowboycolostrum.com. #CowboyColostrumPod Go to Quince.com/nobody for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns! Get 35% off your entire order at ⁠⁠Lolablankets.com⁠⁠ by using code NOBODY at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Captain Crinkle (Bonnie Burns - Paula Poundstone’s manager), Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber and Toni Anita Hull for America’s #1 comedy advice mini-sode and climbing the charts. This week we grapple with a ‘tight-fisted’ friend and an unsure employee. Got a problem? Email us @[email protected]. We’d love to help improve your life. New episode every Thursday. #dearcrinkle #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #ComedyAdvice #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone #NLTPP #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber #Glassbox #adviceminisode #bonnieburnsproducer #bonnieburnsmanager #bestadviceinamerica. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yes, let’s give our kids talking AI toys to be their new best friends. What could possibly go wrong? Rachel Franz from FairPlay has an idea or two. And while we’re talking about dubiously conceived ideas, let’s do another “Life Hacks with Captain Crinkle!” GUEST Rachel Franz, MEd Early Childhood Advocacy Program Director Fairplay fairplayforkids.org HOUSE BAND Doctor I SPONSORS Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/PAULA! #honeylovepod Save 20% on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy at PrettyLitter.com/paula Eat smart at FactorMeals.com/paula50off and use code paula50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 Year Use code PAULA at jonesroadbeauty.com to get a Free Cool Gloss with your first purchase! #JonesRoadBeauty #ad Get 25% Off @CowboyColostrum with code PAULA at cowboycolostrum.com. #CowboyColostrumPod Apply now at LiveKindred.com and use code PAULA to join for free. Plus, you’ll earn 5 nights of travel credit just for signing up. Go to Quince.com/nobody for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns! Go to helixsleep.com/paula for 27% Off Sitewide Exclusive for listeners of Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone! Get 35% off your entire order at ⁠⁠Lolablankets.com⁠⁠ by using code NOBODY at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Captain Crinkle (Bonnie Burns - Paula Poundstone’s manager), Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber and Toni Anita Hull for their unqualified advice on America’s #1 comedy advice mini-sode and climbing the charts. This week’s problems: “…he leaned over and a hideous odor emanated from his backside”; spending a birthday alone; and ideas for a $1,000 marriage proposal. In a quandary? Email us @[email protected]. We’d love to help improve your life. New episodes drop every Thursday. #dearcrinkle #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #ComedyAdvice #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone #NLTPP #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber #Glassbox #adviceminisode #bonnieburnsproducer #bonnieburnsmanager #bestadviceinamerica. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh say can you see? If you can”t, Susan Armstrong from Guide Dogs for the Blind can help! Does Paula’s dog have what it takes? (No.) And then, a very Toni “Bonnie and Toni’s Oral Report” on “Scandoval!” GUEST Susan Armstrong Vice President of Client Programs Guide Dogs for the Blind guidedogs.com HOUSE BAND Kristen LeJeune kristenviolin.com SPONSORS Use code PAULA at jonesroadbeauty.com to get a Free Cool Gloss with your first purchase! #JonesRoadBeauty #ad Get 25% Off @CowboyColostrum with code PAULA at cowboycolostrum.com. #CowboyColostrumPod Apply now at LiveKindred.com and use code PAULA to join for free. Plus, you’ll earn 5 nights of travel credit just for signing up. Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/PAULA! #honeylovepod Go to Quince.com/nobody for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns! Right now save twenty percent on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy at PrettyLitter.com/paula Go to helixsleep.com/paula for 27% Off Sitewide Exclusive for listeners of Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone! Use code paula50off at FactorMeals.com for 50% off your first box, plus Free BREAKFAST for 1 Year! Get 35% off your entire order at ⁠⁠Lolablankets.com⁠⁠ by using code NOBODY at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Captain Crinkle (Bonnie Burns - Paula Poundstone’s manager), Paula Poundstone and Adam Felber for advice from a totally unqualified group of advice-givers. This week: Crinkle opens her Mailbag on America’s #1 comedy advice minisode and climbing the charts. In a quandary? Perplexed, Puzzled or Perpendicular? Email us @[email protected]. We’d love to help improve your life. New episode every Thursday. #dearcrinkle #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #ComedyAdvice #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone #NLTPP #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber #Glassbox #adviceminisode #bonnieburnsproducer #bonnieburnsmanager #bestadviceinamerica. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s no secret that we work for peanuts. But this week we’re talking to a guy who actually works for Peanuts - Benjamin Clark, curator at the Charles M. Schulz Museum! And then, you tell us who we really are - more Show Descriptions! GUEST Benjamin L. Clark Curator of the Charles M Schulz Museum and Research Center schulzmuseum.org. This year marks 75 years since Charles Schulz’s Peanuts comic strip debuted on October 2, 1950. The Schulz Museum is celebrating this milestone with a deep dive into what makes Peanuts so timeless—Charles Schulz’s humor. The exhibition, HA! HA! HA! HA! 75 Years of Humor in Peanuts opens on September 20 and is on view through March 18, 2026. More on Benjamin and his book at: benjaminlclark.com HOUSE BAND Steve Solomon PianoBySteven.com SPONSORS Get 25% Off @CowboyColostrum with code PAULA at cowboycolostrum.com. #CowboyColostrumPod Apply now at LiveKindred.com and use code PAULA to join for free. Plus, you’ll earn 5 nights of travel credit just for signing up. Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/PAULA! #honeylovepod Go to Quince.com/nobody for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns! Right now save twenty percent on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy at PrettyLitter.com/paula Go to helixsleep.com/paula for 27% Off Sitewide Exclusive for listeners of Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone! Use code paula50off at FactorMeals.com for 50% off your first box, plus Free BREAKFAST for 1 Year! Get 35% off your entire order at ⁠⁠Lolablankets.com⁠⁠ by using code NOBODY at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Captain Crinkle (Bonnie Burns - Paula Poundstone’s manager), Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber, and Toni Anita Hull for Captain Crinkle’s sage advice. This week: Should a poet confess? Is a marriage proposal in a hot air balloon the best we’ve got, and an update from the thirteen-year-old whose best friend moved to Ireland. Need advice? We’d love to help improve your life on Dear Crinkle, America’s #1 comedy advice minisode and climbing the charts. Email us @[email protected]. New episodes every Thursday. #dearcrinkle #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #ComedyAdvice #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone #NLTPP #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber #Glassbox #adviceminisode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are we done as a rules-based civil society? Spoiler alert: Probably! Dahlia Lithwick is back to break down our breakdown. But cheer up - we’ll ease the transition into totalitarianism with a new round of Password! GUEST Dahlia Lithwick dahlialithwick.com HOUSE BAND Chris Campbell SPONSORS Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/PAULA! #honeylovepod Go to Quince.com/nobody for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns! Right now save twenty percent on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy at PrettyLitter.com/paula Go to helixsleep.com/paula for 27% Off Sitewide Exclusive for listeners of Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone! Use code paula50off at FactorMeals.com for 50% off your first box, plus Free BREAKFAST for 1 Year! Get 35% off your entire order at ⁠⁠Lolablankets.com⁠⁠ by using code NOBODY at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Captain Crinkle (Bonnie Burns - Paula Poundstone’s manager), Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber and Toni Anita Hull for their unqualified advice on America’s #1 comedy advice mini-sode and climbing the charts! This week’s problems: A bride not to be, party guests that suck, and nude pix from a grandmother? Need advice? Email us @[email protected]. New episodes every Thursday. #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #Comedy AdviceShow #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone #NLTPP #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber #Glassbox. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The super-rich are just like us, right? Um… about that… we’ve got Evan Osnos, author of “The Haves and Have Yachts” here to enrich our knowledge. And then, what do you call it when you want to hear from listeners but are out of clever titles? You’ve got “Mailbag! Feedback Edition!” GUEST Evan Osnos evanosnos.com THE HAVES AND HAVE YACHTS HOUSE BAND Jean Mann jeanmann.net SPONSORS Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/PAULA! #honeylovepod Go to Quince.com/nobody for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns! Right now save twenty percent on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy at PrettyLitter.com/paula Go to helixsleep.com/paula for 27% Off Sitewide Exclusive for listeners of Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone! Use code paula50off at FactorMeals.com for 50% off your first box, plus Free BREAKFAST for 1 Year! Get 35% off your entire order at ⁠⁠Lolablankets.com⁠⁠ by using code NOBODY at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Captain Crinkle (Bonnie Burns - Paula Poundstone’s manager), Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber and Toni Anita Hull on America’s #1 comedy advice mini-sode and climbing the charts! This week: Her cousin lies on his ass, should he get an invitation to the wedding? My best friend is moving to Ireland, and I’m thirteen, and a Shumpdate on teens drinking. Need advice? Email us @[email protected]. New episodes every Thursday. #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #Comedy AdviceShow #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone #NLTPP #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber #Glassbox. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If there’s hope for the planet, it may be in 1) the sun, and 2) older people? Bill McKibbon explains as Sun Day approaches! And then… prepare to be slimed- it’s a new Toni’s Craft Corner! GUEST Bill McKibben Sunday.Earth billmckibben.com HOUSE BAND Emily Verschoor-Kirss emilyannevk.com SPONSORS Get 35% off your entire order at ⁠⁠Lolablankets.com⁠⁠ by using code NOBODY at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/[PAULA]! #honeylovepod Go to Dupe.com today and find similar products for less. It’s 100% free to use. Stop wasting money on brand names and start saving with Dupe.com today. Get started at factormeals.com/paula50off and use code paula50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. Go to Quince.com/nobody for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns! Right now save twenty percent on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy at PrettyLitter.com/paula Go to helixsleep.com/paula for 27% Off Sitewide Exclusive for listeners of Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone! Get 15% off OneSkin with the code PAULA at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Captain Crinkle (Bonnie Burns - Paula Poundstone’s manager), Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber and Toni Anita Hull on America’s #1 comedy advice mini-sode and climbing the charts! This week: Friggin’ truck drivers toss their bottles filled with pee, Wondering about a thank-you party, and Steve Burns advice worked! Need advice? Email us @[email protected]. New episodes every Thursday. #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #Comedy AdviceShow #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone #NLTPP #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber #Glassbox. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In an increasingly unfunny world, could Paula transition her career into the exciting field of hospitality? Innkeeper Scott Rice puts her service to the test. And you know what they say… or DO you? It’s time for a Quote Party! GUEST Scott Rice woodstockinnbrewery.com HOUSE BAND Raymond Horton rayhortonmusic.com SPONSORS Get 35% off your entire order at ⁠⁠Lolablankets.com⁠⁠ by using code NOBODY at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/[PAULA]! #honeylovepod Go to Dupe.com today and find similar products for less. It’s 100% free to use. Stop wasting money on brand names and start saving with Dupe.com today. Get started at factormeals.com/paula50off and use code paula50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. Go to Quince.com/nobody for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns! Right now save twenty percent on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy at PrettyLitter.com/paula Go to helixsleep.com/paula for 27% Off Sitewide Exclusive for listeners of Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone! Get 15% off OneSkin with the code PAULA at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Captain Crinkle (Bonnie Burns - Paula Poundstone’s manager), Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber and Toni Anita Hull for advice on America’s #1 comedy advice mini-sode and climbing the charts! This week’s problems: “Off to college – when do I tell my new roommate I’m gay?” and a mom wondering if she should let her teenage daughter drink alcohol. Plus, he built a boat – did it float? Need advice? Email us @[email protected]. New episodes every Thursday. #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #Comedy AdviceShow #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone NLTPP #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber #Glassbox. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’ve got the whole family back together, and we’re making the most of it! First, it’s a deep dive into personal morality with “Paula Poundstone's Ethicspalooza.” Then a deep dive into… Lincoln Logs? Yup, a new “Bonnie and Toni’s Oral Report.” HOUSE BAND Tim Crump https://m.soundcloud.com/tim-c-832653476 SPONSORS Get 35% off your entire order at ⁠⁠Lolablankets.com⁠⁠ by using code NOBODY at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/[PAULA]! #honeylovepod Go to Dupe.com today and find similar products for less. It’s 100% free to use. Stop wasting money on brand names and start saving with Dupe.com today. Get started at factormeals.com/paula50off and use code paula50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. Go to Quince.com/nobody for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns! Right now save twenty percent on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy at PrettyLitter.com/paula Go to helixsleep.com/paula for 27% Off Sitewide Exclusive for listeners of Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone! Get 15% off OneSkin with the code PAULA at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Captain Crinkle (Bonnie Burns - Paula Poundstone’s manager), Paula Poundstone and Adam Felber for advice from a completely unqualified group of advice givers. You’ve got a problem, we’ve got the answers - on America’s #1 comedy advice mini-sode and climbing the charts! This week: Biscuit really loves his litter box, and “What do I do with all these coins?” Plus, Crinkle debuts her new segment - MAIL BAG. Ding dong. If you’ve got a problem, we’ve got an answer. Email us @[email protected]. New episodes every Thursday. #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #Comedy AdviceShow #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber #Glassbox. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How can you decide whether to see the new Fantastic 4 movie? Well, by hearing Paula and Adam’s review of that OTHER movie about three men, a woman, and her baby: 2008’s “Mamma Mia!”. If that doesn’t make sense to you, just listen. And it STILL won’t make any sense. HOUSE BAND Andra Bonet andrabohnet.com SPONSORS Get 35% off your entire order at ⁠Lolablankets.com⁠ by using code NOBODY at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/PAULA! #honeylovepod Go to Dupe.com today and find similar products for less. It’s 100% free to use. Stop wasting money on brand names and start saving with Dupe.com today. Get started at factormeals.com/paula50off and use code paula50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. Go to Quince.com/nobody for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns! Right now save twenty percent on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy at PrettyLitter.com/paula Go to helixsleep.com/paula for 27% Off Sitewide Exclusive for listeners of Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone! Get 15% off OneSkin with the code PAULA at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Captain Crinkle (Bonnie Burns - Paula Poundstone’s manager), Paula Poundstone, and Adam Felber for advice from a completely unqualified group of advice givers. You’ve got a problem, we’ve got the answers – on America’s #1 comedy advice mini-sode and climbing the charts! This week: A junkie junk-food eater, and an 11-year-old seeking advice. If you’ve got a problem, we’ve got an answer. Email us @[email protected]. New episodes every Thursday. #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #Comedy AdviceShow #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber #Glassbox. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yes, Captain Crinkle is our garden guru, but what if we want our plants to, like, live? We’ve got Robert Pavlis from GardenMyths.com on board to offer his tips. And then: You’ve stuck with us, and now we’re stickin’ with you. It’s Mailbag! Loyalty Edition. GUEST Robert Pavlis gardenmyths.com Free eBook - Growing Great Tomatoes HOUSE BAND Nadia-Terese Franks @professoreff on YouTube SPONSORS Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/[PAULA]! #honeylovepod Go to Dupe.com today and find similar products for less. It’s 100% free to use. Stop wasting money on brand names and start saving with Dupe.com today. Get started at factormeals.com/paula50off and use code paula50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. Go to Quince.com/nobody for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns! Right now save twenty percent on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy at PrettyLitter.com/paula Go to helixsleep.com/paula for 27% Off Sitewide Exclusive for listeners of Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone! Get 15% off OneSkin with the code PAULA at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Captain Crinkle (Bonnie Burns - Paula Poundstone’s manager), Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber, and our friend Toni Anita Hull for advice from a completely unqualified group of advice givers. This week’s problems: “I’d love to be taken care of,” and “I’m hounded by missionaries.” You’ve got a problem, we’ve got the answers – well sort of. Email us at [email protected]. America’s #1 comedy advice mini-sode and stillclimbing the charts! New episode every Thursday. #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #Comedy AdviceShow #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber#Glassbox. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As we’ve learned from “Dear Crinkle,” giving advice is HARD. So we’re getting tips from the woman who made it look easy - Amy Dickinson of “Ask Amy” fame! Then, what if we already ignored the best advice? It’s “I Should’ve Listened to My Mother!” GUEST Amy Dickinson amydickinson.com HOUSE BAND Gary Johnson SPONSORS Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/[PAULA]! #honeylovepod Go to Dupe.com today and find similar products for less. It’s 100% free to use. Stop wasting money on brand names and start saving with Dupe.com today. Get started at factormeals.com/paula50off and use code paula50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. Go to Quince.com/nobody for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns! Right now save twenty percent on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy at PrettyLitter.com/paula Go to helixsleep.com/paula for 27% Off Sitewide Exclusive for listeners of Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone! Get 15% off OneSkin with the code PAULA at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Captain Crinkle (Bonnie Burns - Paula Poundstone’s manager), Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber, and former pod producer Toni Anita Hull for advice on life’s most pressing problems. This week: “Is it greedy to ask my elderly parents how much I inherit when they die?” “How do I tell my co-worker they mispronounce my name?” and Updates! Need advice from a completely unqualified group of advice givers? Email your questions to [email protected]. America’s #1 comedy advice mini-sode and still climbing the charts! New episode every Thursday. #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #Comedy AdviceShow #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’d like to lodge a complaint against each other… but to who? Do we need an HR department? How do we make one? HR expert Peter Cappelli is here to walk us through the process of hiring, firing, and the all-important right to bitch about stuff! And then… 20 questions and very few answers - it’s another round of “Who Am I?” GUEST Peter Cappelli wharton.upenn.edu HOUSE BAND Sergeant Bigler SPONSORS Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/[PAULA]! #honeylovepod Go to Dupe.com today and find similar products for less. It’s 100% free to use. Stop wasting money on brand names and start saving with Dupe.com today. Get started at factormeals.com/paula50off and use code paula50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. Go to Quince.com/nobody for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns! Right now save twenty percent on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy at PrettyLitter.com/paula Go to helixsleep.com/paula for 27% Off Sitewide Exclusive for listeners of Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone! Get 15% off OneSkin with the code PAULA at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are you in a quandary? Do you have a problem you just can’t figure out? Need advice from a group of completely unqualified advice givers? Join Paula Poundstone’s manager, Bonnie Burns (aka Captain Crinkle), along with Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber, and Toni Anita Hull, for Dear Crinkle—America’s #1 comedy advice minisode, and climbing the charts. This week: A beloved husband who could wake the dead, Three generations of men who cheated on their wives, and House sellers with no home training. Email us at [email protected]. Read you then. #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #Comedy AdviceShow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Crypto expert Molly White is back to explore the pitfalls and peril of the crypto economy, with a special focus on the machinations of our Grifter-in-Chief. And if that’s enough to make you want to get away, have you considered… “bikepacking?” You may -or may not - after you hear “Bonnie and Toni’s Oral Report!” GUEST Molly White mollywhite.net HOUSE BAND Nathan Sharplin SPONSORS Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/[PAULA]! #honeylovepod Go to Dupe.com today and find similar products for less. It’s 100% free to use. Stop wasting money on brand names and start saving with Dupe.com today. Get started at factormeals.com/paula50off and use code paula50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. Go to Quince.com/nobody for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns! Right now save twenty percent on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy at PrettyLitter.com/paula Go to helixsleep.com/paula for 27% Off Sitewide Exclusive for listeners of Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone! Get 15% off OneSkin with the code PAULA at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Paula Poundstone’s manager, Bonnie Burns aka Captain Crinkle, Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber, and Toni Anita Hull for Captain Crinkle’s sage advice. This week we tackle some of life’s most pressing problems. Should a shy teenager speak up? Shaking-awakey a 30-year-old neurodivergent daughter? and tell that bossy neighbor to #%*!-off. Email us at [email protected]. We’re here to help. #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #AdviceShow #Bonnie Burns #Adam Felber #Nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

California Hamster Association President John Jacobson returns - but to discuss the golden age of Hollywood! For some reason. And then, brace yourself for tragedy- it’s “Paula Poundstone’s Childhood Trauma!” GUEST “John Jacobson” HOUSE BAND Justin Berkobien SPONSORS Go to Dupe.com today and find similar products for less. It’s 100% free to use. Stop wasting money on brand names and start saving with Dupe.com today. Get started at factormeals.com/paula50off and use code paula50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. Go to Quince.com/nobody for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns! Right now save twenty percent on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy at PrettyLitter.com/paula Go to helixsleep.com/paula for 27% Off Sitewide Exclusive for listeners of Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone! Get 15% off OneSkin with the code [PAULA] at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Paula’s manager, Bonnie Burns aka Captain Crinkle, Paula Poundstone and Adam Felber for Captain Crinkle’s sage advice. This week we give some good advice to a perplexed neighbor, a scam victim, and a would-be hermit. Stuck in a rut? We’ve got the hut. Email us at [email protected]. #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #AdviceShow#Bonnie Burns #Adam Felber #Nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Now that we’re all struggling to stay above water, let’s visit the city that has done it in style for a thousand years! Professor James McGregor helps us navigate. And then we help YOU navigate your existence - it’s “Life Hacks with Captain Crinkle!” GUEST James McGregor Venice from the Ground Up jameshmcgregor.com HOUSE BAND Logan Moss SPONSORS Right now save twenty percent on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy at ⁠prettylitter.com/paula⁠! Get 15% off OneSkin with the code [PAULA] at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod Save 20% off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/PAULA! #honeylovepod Go to helixsleep.com/paula for 20% off sitewide! Get started at factormeals.com/paula50off and use code paula50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box! Go to Quince.com/nobody for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Captain Crinkle (Paula Poundstone’s manager, Bonnie Burns), Paula Poundstone and Adam Felber for Captain Crinkle’s sage advice. This week’s potpourri of problems includes a divorced mother whose sons haven’t talked to her in three years, a senior executive who can’t crack the boys club, and in-laws who don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom. You’ve got problems, we’ve got answers. We’d love to help improve your life. Email us at [email protected]. #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #AdviceShow #Bonnie Burns #Adam Felber #Nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Break out the brooms! It’s time to learn all about the ever-growing sport of curling, that winter Olympic standout that seems to combine bowling, bocce, and giant heavy rocks! Dean Gemmell, CEO of USA Curling, is here to cast the first stone. And then - you’ve reviewed us, and how exactly are we supposed to feel about that? It’s our “Review of Reviews!” GUEST Dean Gemmell usacurling.org HOUSE BAND Kimberly Ludwikowski SPONSORS Get 15% off OneSkin with the code [PAULA] at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod Save 20% off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/PAULA! #honeylovepod Go to helixsleep.com/paula for 20% off sitewide! Get started at factormeals.com/paula50off and use code paula50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box! Go to Quince.com/nobody for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns! Right now save twenty percent on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy at prettylitter.com/paula! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Captain Crinkle (Paula Poundstone’s manager, Bonnie Burns), Paula Poundstone and Adam Felber for Captain Crinkle’s sage advice. This week: Should I beat my four-year-old at Tic Tac Do, Slobs at a buffet, and Crinkle makes a mistake about homework. You be the Judge. Are we right or are we wrong. Send us your problems. We’d love to help improve your life. Email us at [email protected]. Read you then. #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #AdviceShow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

No guests, no Toni, no Julie… just unsupervised and unfiltered Paula, Bonnie, and Adam. Yikes! We’ve got Mailbag: Trio Edition. And one of the least-plant-friendly-ever editions of “Garden Time with Captain Crinkle!” HOUSE BAND Kristen LeJeune SPONSORS Get 15% off OneSkin with the code [PAULA] at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod Save 20% off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/PAULA! #honeylovepod Go to helixsleep.com/paula for 20% off sitewide! Get started at factormeals.com/paula50off and use code paula50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box! Go to Quince.com/nobody for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns! Right now save twenty percent on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy at prettylitter.com/paula! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Paula’s manager, Bonnie Burns aka Captain Crinkle, Paula Poundstone and Adam Felber for Captain Crinkle’s sage advice. This week, another special edition, featuring a guy who built his own boat, a student afraid to drive, and a mistaken delivery of Viagra. Don’t be stuck without help, email us at [email protected] for Capt. Crinkle’s sage advice + Adam and Paula’s. “Here here,” don’t be “There there.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How do you know if you’re in a cult? Give us your money and come work for us and we’ll tell you! Or just listen to our chat with author Jane Borden. And then, the return of what you seem to think is your favorite game: Password! GUEST Jane Borden janeborden.com Cults Like Us: Why Doomsday Thinking Drives America HOUSE BAND Scott Blankenbaker SPONSORS Save 20% off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/PAULA! #honeylovepod Go to helixsleep.com/paula for 20% off sitewide! Get started at factormeals.com/paula50off and use code paula50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box! Go to Quince.com/nobody for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns! Right now save twenty percent on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy at prettylitter.com/paula! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

They’ve got problems, we’ve got answers! Join Paula Poundstone’s manager, Bonnie Burns (Captain Crinkle), Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber and former Pod producer Toni Anita Hull for Captain Crinkle’s sage advice. This week, we tackle more of life’s engaging problems on America’s #1 advice show and climbing the charts. Send us your problems. We’d love to help improve your life. Email us at [email protected]. Read you then. #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #AdviceShow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Want to feel less powerless in determining the fate of our republic? So does Paula, and Ezra Levin, the co-founder of Indivisble.org is here to help. And if we can’t save our nation, should we move to… Portugal? Find out on “Bonnie and Toni’s Oral Report.” GUEST Ezra Levin ​​Co-Executive Director at INDIVISIBLE linktr.ee/indivisibleteam @indivisibleteam HOUSE BAND Alison Lewis SPONSORS Head to helixsleep.com/paula now to shop the Helix Memorial Day Sale: you’ll get a huge 27% off sitewide, plus a FREE Bedding Bundle—that’s a Sheet Set and Mattress Protector—when you order any Luxe or Elite mattress. This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/PAULA and get on your way to being your best self. Visit betterhelp.com/PAULA to get 10% off your first month. Start the new year off right with Honeylove. Get 20% OFF by going to honeylove.com/PAULA! #honeylovepod Get 15% off OneSkin with the code PAULA at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod Go to quince.com/nobody for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five-day returns. Go to prettylitter.com/paula to save twenty percent on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy. Get started at factormeals.com/paula50off and use code paula50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Paula’s Poundstone’s manager, Bonnie Burns, aka Captain Crinkle, Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber and Toni Anita Hull for Captain Crinkle’s sage advice. This week, in a special edition, “We’ve Got Problems.” Well, not us, but you. Email us @[email protected]. You’ve got problems, we’ve got answers. We’d love to help improve your life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Okay, let’s say Paula wants to keep entertaining people, but at a distance. Could she make it as a cartoonist? “New Yorker” cartoonist and author Tom Toro is here to sketch out that scenario. And then we confuse you (and ourselves) with the return of the Poundstone Riddle Invitational! GUEST Tom Toro tomtoro.com Crocodiles Need Friends Too HOUSE BAND Julene Yanez SPONSORS Head to helixsleep.com/paula now to shop the Helix Memorial Day Sale: you’ll get a huge 27% off sitewide, plus a FREE Bedding Bundle—that’s a Sheet Set and Mattress Protector—when you order any Luxe or Elite mattress. This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/PAULA and get on your way to being your best self. Visit betterhelp.com/PAULA to get 10% off your first month. Start the new year off right with Honeylove. Get 20% OFF by going to honeylove.com/PAULA! #honeylovepod Get 15% off OneSkin with the code PAULA at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod Go to quince.com/nobody for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five-day returns. Go to prettylitter.com/paula to save twenty percent on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy. Get started at factormeals.com/paula50off and use code paula50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Paula Poundstone’s manager, Bonnie Burns (Captain Crinkle), Paula Poundstone and Adam Felber for Captain Crinkle’s sage advice. This week: Should I tell my staff that I’m in a relationship with the boss? A downer at parties, and Seriously? Do I stay on this merry-go-round? You be the Judge. Are we right or are we wrong. Send us your problems if you are looking for advice. We’d love to help improve your life. Email us at [email protected]. Read you then. #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #AdviceShow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our latest guest-free episode features a new game. Well, a new version of a very old game - “What’s My Line?” And once we know who we are, we need to decide what we stand for - it’s “Paula Poundstone’s Ethicspalooza!” HOUSE BAND Mark Rimple markrimple.com SPONSORS Head to helixsleep.com/paula now to shop the Helix Memorial Day Sale: you’ll get a huge 27% off sitewide, plus a FREE Bedding Bundle—that’s a Sheet Set and Mattress Protector—when you order any Luxe or Elite mattress. This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/PAULA and get on your way to being your best self. Visit betterhelp.com/PAULA to get 10% off your first month. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Paula Poundstone’s manager, Bonnie Burns (Captain Crinkle), Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber, and former pod producer Toni Anita Hull for Captain Crinkle’s sage advice. This week: A substitute teacher at their wits end, One foot in and one foot out the door at work, and What’s an old whiteguy to do with himself? Send us your questions, we’ll give you the answers. [email protected]. We love to give advice. Ask and you shall receive. Be there or be square. One of your eyes are both the same, aren’t you glad you’re sorry. Listen now wherever you get your pods! #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #AdviceShow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s time to reevaluate Paula’s career. If she can’t achieve her LA plans, can she plan LA? Actual City Planner Deborah Kahen is here to pave the way. And then - you’re talking about us, and we hear you. It’s Mailbag! Podcast Edition. GUEST Deborah Kahen planning.lacity.gov HOUSE BAND Chris Erickson SPONSORS Start the new year off right with Honeylove. Get 20% OFF by going to honeylove.com/PAULA! #honeylovepod Get 15% off OneSkin with the code PAULA at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod Go to quince.com/nobody for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five-day returns. Go to prettylitter.com/paula to save twenty percent on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy. Get started at factormeals.com/paula50off and use code paula50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. Go to helixsleep.com/paula right now to get early access to Helix’s Memorial Day Sale: 27% off sitewide, plus a FREE Bedding Bundle—that’s a Sheet Set and Mattress Protector—when you order any Luxe or Elite mattress. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Paula’s manager, Bonnie Burns, aka Captain Crinkle, Paula Poundstone and Adam Felber for Captain Crinkle’s sage advice. This week’s dilemmas: “My husband of 20 years won’t even bring me a fork,” “I’m in love with my best friend,” and “Ah, well, good friends with terrible body odor.” If you’re looking for our discernment regarding social situations, dilemmas and conundrums email us @[email protected]. Become part of the show. We want to help improve your life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices