NOBODY LIKES ONIONS
Patrick Melton
Show overview
NOBODY LIKES ONIONS launched in 2025 and has put out 79 episodes in the time since. That works out to roughly 400 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a several-times-a-week cadence.
Episodes typically run over ninety minutes — most land between 4h and 5h 45m — though episode length varies meaningfully from one episode to the next. None of the episodes are flagged explicit by the publisher. It is catalogued as a EN-US-language Comedy show.
The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 2 weeks ago, with 51 episodes already out so far this year. Published by Patrick Melton.
From the publisher
For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.