No Such Thing As A Fish
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Ep 151No Such Thing As A Komodo Dragon Restaurant
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss garlic-flavoured chocolate bars, Komodo dragon puberty and and why you don't want to french kiss a frog.
Ep 150No Such Thing As A Helium Filled Pufferfish
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the bits of Earth on the Moon, venom-swiping slugs, and when Mount Rushmore will finally be finished.
Ep 149No Such Thing As The Train King Of Europe
Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss boot camp for trains, celebrity camels, and why Shell send sea shells back to the sea shore.
Ep 148No Such Thing As A Plummeting Moose
Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss helicopter dung attacks, Sesame Street's Donald Trump and the best way to cover the smell of urine.
Ep 147No Such Thing As Burrito Party Boy
Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss the unluckiest politician in the world, the elephant on the River Thames, and the best way of getting invited to Buckingham Palace.
Ep 146No Such Thing As A Queen Orca
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Sara Pascoe discuss sympathetic pregnancy, the world's most famous umbrellas and the surprisingly romantic life of coral.
No Such Thing As A Fish - Extra Bits
A compilation episodes of bits there weren't time for in the 2016 episodes of No Such Thing As A Fish. Happy New Year!
Ep 145No Such Thing as E.T. Part Three
A Christmas compilation episode in which Dan, James, Anna and Andy take facts from the audiences of Fish's spin-off topical news show No Such Thing As The News.
Ep 144No Such Thing As Garlic Superman
Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss historical ham sandwiches, edible passwords and why Jupiter is shrinking.
Ep 143No Such Thing As Chariots in Space
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss placebo pharmacies, Britain's 17th century space program, and the robot that cheats at Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Ep 142No Such Thing As Edward Binbag-Hands
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aeroplane-chasing bumblebees, spiky penises, and the weighing scales in the Oval Office.
Ep 141No Such Thing As Ancient Roman Pictionary
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the wisdom of Wisden, life in an elephant's footprint and why to strive for that 'classic poo look'.
Ep 140No Such Thing As Books For Pirate-Children
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ancient greek bathtubs, badgers on submarines and the logistics of Santa's Naughty and Nice List.
Ep 139No Such Thing As A Lobster Nappy
Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Evel Knievel's jail time, the complete history of turtle soup, and a telescope too big to use.
Ep 138No Such Thing As Fluff Island
Andy, Anna, Alex and special guest Ed Brooke-Hitching discuss left-handed snails, non-existent islands and the White House press-pit-swimming-pool.
Ep 137No Such Thing As Churchill's Secret Parrot
Andy, Anna, James and Anne discuss Coca Cola copycat companies, places where compasses don't work and the dangers of farting on a plane.
Ep 136No Such Thing As A Wolf Diving For Clams
Anna, Andy, Piers Fletcher and Justin Pollard discuss Samuel Pepys's porn stash, boiling swimming pools and a sixty-year-long life hack to owning beachfront property.
Ep 135No Such Thing As Queen Of Clean, The Sausage Machine
Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss animal babysitters, supermarket laser tag, and the best party in the history of the world.
Ep 134No Such Thing As Sauce For The King Of Sweden
Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss virtual grouse shooting, stolen Van Gogh paintings and what happens after you win a Nobel Prize.
Ep 133No Such Thing As Paranoid Ants
Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ants in frogs, upside-down perception, and the best way to watch a presidential debate.
Ep 132No Such Thing As A Creepy Weather Forecaster
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss computer-playing cars, fratricidal kookaburras and what paper was first used for.
Ep 131No Such Thing As Walking The Life Jacket
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss duct tape for ducks, duck tape for ducts, Duck duct tape and ducks in ducts. And ducts.
Ep 130No Such Thing As Train Jam
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss toe wrestling championships, the ghost of Arthur Conan Doyle, and trains armed with lasers.
Ep 129No Such Thing As Jack The Stripper
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss hummingbird capes, spacesuits for ants, and the origin of the ballpoint pen.
Ep 128No Such Thing As A Million Dollar Bill
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss glow-in-the-dark fungi, presidential putters and reasons for spying your neighbours.
Ep 127No Such Thing As 'Carry On Colliding'
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss man-made earthquakes, the world's least favourite font, and how this episode will end up on the moon.
Ep 126No Such Thing As A Boy Called Blclintn
Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss literal sexual magnetism, Olympic races for old ladies, and all the children named after Tony Blair.
Ep 125No Such Thing As An Upside-Down Grand Prix
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss forte-pianos, spring-loaded hairstyles, and the not-so-gentle lemur.
Ep 124No Such Thing As A Screaming Scream
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss railroad glow worms, Marx & Spencer, and kangaroos on trampolines.
Ep 123No Such Thing As A Molten Lava Football Pitch
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss synchronised heartbeats, how to barbecue with lava, and the people who only read Playboy for the articles.
Ep 122No Such Thing As A Sticky Shell Spoon
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss holey spoons, the speed of snow and how to get more milk from a cow.
Ep 121No Such Thing As The Sword In The Carbon Fibre
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wood-sucking catfish, wizard prison, and Ancient Egyptian butchers.
Ep 120No Such Thing As HMS Kevin
Live from the Udderbelly Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss houses made for burgling, flimsy warships and graffiti in the sky.
Ep 119No Such Thing As 4D Surgery
Dan, Anna, Andy and Steve Colgan discuss cage-reading, pigeons versus dinosaurs, and the schoolgirl spy from Devon.
Ep 118No Such Thing As Dinner On A Spider
This week Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wristwatch thermometers, cheat codes for lifts, and glow-in-the-dark vomit.
Ep 117No Such Thing As Dr No Teeth
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Tim Minchin discuss performing racoons, blue hailstones, and the giant that provides constipation relief.
Ep 116No Such Thing As Notting Mountain
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss prehistoric butterflies, secret power stations, and Buddhist robots.
Ep 115No Such Thing As A Hummingbird Pilot
Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss alarm clocks in space, ripped-off national anthems and crows holding grudges.
Ep 114No Such Thing As A Tantrump
Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, and filmed as a pilot episode for QI's new BBC TV series No Such Thing As The News, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss elephant polo, robots replacing Royals, and everything that hasn't been discovered yet.
Ep 113No Such Thing As A Flycycle
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss underwater tailors, the overlord of all emojis, and the alphabet of the future.
Ep 112No Such Thing As A Lego Aircraft Carrier
Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss jet plane catapults, the Hemline Index, and the world’s most expensive toilet paper.
Ep 111No Such Thing As Snappedy Chat
Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss personalised number plates, political sexting and the Queen's weirdest birthday presents.
Ep 110No Such Thing As A Dull Post Box
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Sara Pascoe discuss underwater postboxes, easily distracted hijackers and the Disney film all about menstruation.
Ep 109No Such Thing As A Speared Shrimp
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Belgian horseback fishing, flattop mountains and the world's first newspaper.
Ep 108No Such Thing As Samurai Olaf
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss killer shrimps, poo-based space food, and handsome Japanese tear-wipers for hire.
Ep 107No Such Thing As Gorillas On The Beach
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spagnostic pastafarians, mystery pool pooers and the world's first speech bubble.
Ep 106No Such Thing As A Six-Tier Japanese Human Pyramid
Live from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss colour-changing animals, caffeinated mushrooms and fashionable hay fever.
Ep 105No Such Thing As Pancakes For Perverts
Live from Newport, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss tweeting chickens, litigious hyenas and peer-reviewed romantic comedies.
Ep 104No Such Thing As A Herd Of Koalas
Live from Dave's Leicester Comedy Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss meteorwrongs, avian arsonists and the Norman Conquest of America.
Ep 103No Such Thing As A Boa Constructor
Live from City Varieties in Leeds, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss glass delusion, useful sphincters, and six foot tall otters.