No More Whoppers

In our sneezy eighth episode, we discuss where Alex is REALLY moving to; an FF9 progress update; why Alex doesn't want Ray near his family; energy drink safety; a new dramatic reading of snack food copy; school picture day, and a listener wants to know who our favorite comedians are. This podcast cannot cause death from caffeine toxicity.

Our scintillating seventh episode explores the halls of Charles Edwin Cheese and his delights; a fiery new energy drink that indirectly injures Alex; more news on the errant Italiano's impending move and its troubling lack of information; Finally Fantastic IX; goofy cars and other videoed games; up-front eikaiwa fleecing; the WNYX-Piston Hurricane connection; a second angle on Dog Whisperer-sensei, and insight into being a jackass on Twitter. This podcast can be purchased at the prize counter for 350,000 tickets.

Our sixth soft-eating episode catches up on such current events as the Game Developers Conference and the insufferable nerds within it; more Japanese misadventures with Alex; talking about NewsRadio; Ray talking much too seriously about his TV show fanpage, and our highest concentration of NBC sitcom music to date. This podcast does not rely on spell check, because it will fresh you in the end.

In our distressed fifth episode, Alex takes our drops to new levels -- very, very low levels. Then we manage to talk about Microsoft Flight, Alex's blog, Alex's moving preparations, and what The Watchtower thinks of video games and exercise. All this and moors. This podcast is an official Boeing licensed product.

Our heated fourth episode touches on issues of staying awake for a day, butler cafes, video games!!!, Kraft Milk Bites, and a conversation about Downton Abbey that expands into talk about the appreciation of old media, things we missed in childhood, and then right back to Downton Abbey. This podcast did - not - have - sexual relations with that woman.

Our sorrowful third episode begins with a round of apologies for our past transgressions, continues with Alex's "wonderful" new career news, and also includes us being mean to Nintendo nerds. This podcast was made on equipment that also produces peanut products.

In our loagy second episode, we discuss some new iPhone games (well, Ray does), our opinions on Frankie Muniz's first superhero role, Alex's French connection, and an extended period of whining about our jobs, lives, or lack thereof. (Find us on iTunes under "Sad Sacks!") This episode is dedicated to the memory of Corbin Bernsen's filmography.

In our first intimate episode, we waste no time with the typical podcast tropes: Strained references, tittering at ourselves, and thoughtful questions like: do you remember that one cereal? Can laugh tracks not suck? Do Big Macs rend your insides? Which one of us is Alex? And so much more! This episode is dedicated to all Big Bang Theory fans.