
Nick the Rat
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EPISODE 536 : Abyssal Flare
EPISODE 535 : Abyssal Awakening
EPISODE 534 : Lunar Dominion

EPISODE 533 : Copper Showers
This week we're going all over the map — and we wouldn't have it any other way. 🐀 We kick things off with a rant about bad doctors. You know the type. The ones who gaslight, dismiss, and then bill you for the privilege. We're naming names (well, not legally, but you know what we mean). Then we blast off with Artemis 2 — NASA's first crewed lunar mission in over 50 years is actually happening. We break down who's on board, what could go wrong, and why the moon suddenly has a hype problem. Oracle is handing out pink slips again. We dig into the latest round of layoffs, what it means for the cloud wars, and whether Larry Ellison is playing 4D chess or just vibing. Star Trek: Starfleet Academy just dropped, and we have thoughts. Lots of them. Is this the Trek revival we've been begging for, or did they just slap a communicator badge on a CW drama? And finally — Mountain Oysters. Yes, those mountain oysters. We explain what they are, where they come from, and whether any of us would eat them. (Spoiler: the vote was not unanimous.) 🎵 Music from Nick the Rat Radio on SoundCloud: 1. Bash Shell — DarkSideOfIntelligence 2. aTribute — Dreams For Which There Are No 3. Purrple Panther — This is Fine 4. Infravolt — Psychic Powers 5. Robert Gervais — Pizzica di Bianca 6. the caerleon murder club — NOUVEAU v1 7. aTribute — Don't Dare Move Lad 8. Sean Jones — 1 Z Nebula Acid 9. BIGfoot BEATS — in the box

EPISODE 532 : Lost Direction
🐀 Another week in the sewer, another episode of chaos. Doctors - why do they suck? PAX East - no Nick this year. AI - which to use for what. Lego - Nick wants Spock! Movies and TV - Moana, Harry Potter, Hail Mary and Val Kilmer. Iran War - ug. Plus the segments you know and love: 🗺️ Dark Sewer Network News — AI will MILK YOU! 🦶 Bigfoot Assault — Bigfoot hates Apple updates! 🥋 Xindu — Mad at Mamdani 🎵 Music from Nick the Rat Radio on SoundCloud: 1. Exklusiv — Devil's Smile 2. Bash Shell — Black Flowers 3. R3000 — I'm the Slob 4. Lulle — Campfire Stories 5. Josh Dirschka — Hearing Colours (Free Download) 6. Justin Allan Arnold — El Tarantino 7. BIGfoot BEATS — sky polka 8. Purrple Panther — Mining in a Cave 9. Sewolk — Secret Ending

EPISODE 531 : DLSS Afro
Nick breaks down the NYC homeless crisis — the city's spending $80k per homeless person, the minimum wage is hitting $30, and the poverty line still doesn't add up. TSA agents making $4 an hour. Netanyahu apparently "dead." And Nick goes full rant mode on DLSS 5 and why everyone around him is a luddite. Also on deck: the hilariously unhinged Afroman trial, a Bigfoot assault story (yes, really), and DJI quietly sneaking into the American market under the name XTRA. Jane Hanoi drops in with the Dark Sewer Network news segment, and everyone's favorite alien Xindu is back to talk holidays, beer, and boobs. Music list ----------- 1. jiglr – Access Denied 2. Purrple Panther – Ghost of Me 3. jeka_bird – chaos & liberty 4. Sir Lofi – Jazz Noir 5. Bash Shell – OpenYourEyes 6. Steven O'Brien – preface 7. BIGfoot BEATS – there not pretty (not neighborly) 8. Justin Allan Arnold – Replicants In The Rain 9. Josh Dirschka – 8000 AD (Free Download)

EPISODE 530 : No Way Gate
In this episode we dive deep into the CIA's declassified Gateway Project — exploring the science behind consciousness expansion and the binaural beats used in the program. Then, a special 60 Minutes breakdown covering the uncovered wave weapons believed to be behind Havana Syndrome and the mysterious neurological attacks on U.S. diplomats. Next, a wild Bigfoot assault segment you won't want to miss, followed by a fiery Xindu rant. We close out with a Dark Sewer Network News segment; a deep dive into Trump's UAP document release — what was revealed, what's still hidden, and what it means...milk. It's about milk. Music list ----------- 1. jiglr – NASTY! (Synthwave Version) 2. Mehul Choudhary – Transmission X 3. Exklusiv – Gangsters Life 4. DanKeid – Dummy 5. Gabrovan.NYhouse – The Sign (Club Master) 6. RV48 – Thank Goodness An Oildrum Fireplace 7. BIGfoot BEATS – Relax 8. Bash Shell – Neon Dust 9. Purrple Panther – Running Through My Mind

EPISODE 529 : Fight the Urge
What if the chaos unfolding around us isn't random — but by design? We dive deep into Gnosticism and the concept of the Demiurge: the false creator god that ancient mystics warned us about, and why its fingerprints are all over the modern world falling apart in real time. Plus: vanishing jobs, milk conspiracies, Bigfoot attacks, quantum teleportation, computer security nightmares, sewer news, voicemails, and much more.

EPISODE 528 : Sheep Food
This episode is chock full of nuts. A must listen

EPISODE 527 : Brain Drain
They thought they need to go through your skull to control you. They found other ways.

EPISODE 526 : No Control
Collectively, we were tarded. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!

EPISODE 525 : Sewer Files
LOL JACKIE!!!!

EPISODE 524 : BIG TEN
YAY! wait, awe nooooooooo.....

EPISODE 523 : Server Wine
What is that noise!?!?

EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice
Lets stick together in the void. We are the glue. Etc etc etc...

EPISODE 521 : Subtle Win
Dang, my abilities impress even myself!

EPISODE 520 : MERRY PREDICTIONS!
MERRY CHRISTMAS! AND HAPPY NEXT YEAR!!!!

EPISODE 519 : Who who who
And while we are at it, why why why?

EPISODE 518 : Xhange
Union bustin and stuffin

EPISODE 517 : Loot Hole
Skip this one. Sheesh

EPISODE 516 : Cold Turkey
Nick buckles faster than a pilgrams shoe... or hat

EPISODE 515 : WIP IT
RIP VOICEMETEER

EPISODE 514 : Ponderdox
Bunch of lies here!

EPISODE 513 : John Brennan Interview
Interview with a John Brennan!

EPISODE 512 : HAPPY HAILOWEEN
Happy Halloween 2025!!! Enough of this AI BS please!

EPISODE 511 : Really Real
People either love you, or hate you, or they dont even think about you! REALLY? REAL!

EPISODE 510 : Yellow? Who's There?
nananananannananananananananna

EPISODE 509 : Dr Detox
What is this horrible thing inside of me!? DOCTOR! WHAT DO!??!!?

EPISODE 508 : Dill Slop
ITS OCTOBER! LETS GET SPOOKY!

EPISODE 507 : Cosmic Seperation
Lets be alone together. Also, lets fail at making a monster!

EPISODE 506 : Terribble
Things can only get better from here.

EPISODE 505 : Soul Not Found
The unraveling is leading to disturbing behaviors.

EPISODE 504 : Topic Not Found
Why are you like this?

EPISODE 503 : Brain Not Found
Why am i like this?

EPISODE 502 : Roony
Rat Reads Runes

EPISODE 501 : Beyond Average
I got nothin'... Gimme somethin!

EPISODE 500 : Averatge
Holy crow! 500 episodes!

EPISODE 499 : Bon ConspiraCIA
Concentrate with me. This is a serious episode. Seriously...?

EPISODE 498 : CE69
Concentrate with me. This is a serious episode. Seriously...?

EPISODE 497 : Sphake
AND THE PEOPLE PRAISED THE R...... !!!! CATS.

EPISODE 496 : Summers Douche
Just me being me. Its not any fun :(

EPISODE 495 : DUMBs
Deep Under My Butt

EPISODE 494 : TNO
Who am I? WHo ARE YOU!? Wait... WHO AM I?!?!?!?

EPISODE 493 : A Rat Kiss
Nick sells Spiced Mayo to the major houses

EPISODE 492 : Spiace
Lets go on a wild adventure through space and time! FEAR IS THE MIDKILLER! DONT BE A BEOTCH!