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Nick the Rat

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Baltic Bedlam

May 27, 20262h 5m

Baltic Bedlam

May 20, 20262h 28m

Plasma Nexus

May 13, 20262h 15m

Hivesync Protocol

May 6, 20263h 11m

Compliance Pipeline

Apr 29, 20262h 57m

EPISODE 536 : Abyssal Flare

Apr 22, 20262h 47m

EPISODE 535 : Abyssal Awakening

Apr 15, 20262h 46m

EPISODE 534 : Lunar Dominion

Apr 8, 20262h 22m

EPISODE 533 : Copper Showers

This week we're going all over the map — and we wouldn't have it any other way. 🐀 We kick things off with a rant about bad doctors. You know the type. The ones who gaslight, dismiss, and then bill you for the privilege. We're naming names (well, not legally, but you know what we mean). Then we blast off with Artemis 2 — NASA's first crewed lunar mission in over 50 years is actually happening. We break down who's on board, what could go wrong, and why the moon suddenly has a hype problem. Oracle is handing out pink slips again. We dig into the latest round of layoffs, what it means for the cloud wars, and whether Larry Ellison is playing 4D chess or just vibing. Star Trek: Starfleet Academy just dropped, and we have thoughts. Lots of them. Is this the Trek revival we've been begging for, or did they just slap a communicator badge on a CW drama? And finally — Mountain Oysters. Yes, those mountain oysters. We explain what they are, where they come from, and whether any of us would eat them. (Spoiler: the vote was not unanimous.) 🎵 Music from Nick the Rat Radio on SoundCloud: 1. Bash Shell — DarkSideOfIntelligence 2. aTribute — Dreams For Which There Are No 3. Purrple Panther — This is Fine 4. Infravolt — Psychic Powers 5. Robert Gervais — Pizzica di Bianca 6. the caerleon murder club — NOUVEAU v1 7. aTribute — Don't Dare Move Lad 8. Sean Jones — 1 Z Nebula Acid 9. BIGfoot BEATS — in the box

Apr 1, 20263h 13m

EPISODE 532 : Lost Direction

🐀 Another week in the sewer, another episode of chaos. Doctors - why do they suck? PAX East - no Nick this year. AI - which to use for what. Lego - Nick wants Spock! Movies and TV - Moana, Harry Potter, Hail Mary and Val Kilmer. Iran War - ug. Plus the segments you know and love: 🗺️ Dark Sewer Network News — AI will MILK YOU! 🦶 Bigfoot Assault — Bigfoot hates Apple updates! 🥋 Xindu — Mad at Mamdani 🎵 Music from Nick the Rat Radio on SoundCloud: 1. Exklusiv — Devil's Smile 2. Bash Shell — Black Flowers 3. R3000 — I'm the Slob 4. Lulle — Campfire Stories 5. Josh Dirschka — Hearing Colours (Free Download) 6. Justin Allan Arnold — El Tarantino 7. BIGfoot BEATS — sky polka 8. Purrple Panther — Mining in a Cave 9. Sewolk — Secret Ending

Mar 25, 20262h 22m

EPISODE 531 : DLSS Afro

Nick breaks down the NYC homeless crisis — the city's spending $80k per homeless person, the minimum wage is hitting $30, and the poverty line still doesn't add up. TSA agents making $4 an hour. Netanyahu apparently "dead." And Nick goes full rant mode on DLSS 5 and why everyone around him is a luddite. Also on deck: the hilariously unhinged Afroman trial, a Bigfoot assault story (yes, really), and DJI quietly sneaking into the American market under the name XTRA. Jane Hanoi drops in with the Dark Sewer Network news segment, and everyone's favorite alien Xindu is back to talk holidays, beer, and boobs. Music list ----------- 1. jiglr – Access Denied 2. Purrple Panther – Ghost of Me 3. jeka_bird – chaos & liberty 4. Sir Lofi – Jazz Noir 5. Bash Shell – OpenYourEyes 6. Steven O'Brien – preface 7. BIGfoot BEATS – there not pretty (not neighborly) 8. Justin Allan Arnold – Replicants In The Rain 9. Josh Dirschka – 8000 AD (Free Download)

Mar 18, 20262h 57m

EPISODE 530 : No Way Gate

In this episode we dive deep into the CIA's declassified Gateway Project — exploring the science behind consciousness expansion and the binaural beats used in the program. Then, a special 60 Minutes breakdown covering the uncovered wave weapons believed to be behind Havana Syndrome and the mysterious neurological attacks on U.S. diplomats. Next, a wild Bigfoot assault segment you won't want to miss, followed by a fiery Xindu rant. We close out with a Dark Sewer Network News segment; a deep dive into Trump's UAP document release — what was revealed, what's still hidden, and what it means...milk. It's about milk. Music list ----------- 1. jiglr – NASTY! (Synthwave Version) 2. Mehul Choudhary – Transmission X 3. Exklusiv – Gangsters Life 4. DanKeid – Dummy 5. Gabrovan.NYhouse – The Sign (Club Master) 6. RV48 – Thank Goodness An Oildrum Fireplace 7. BIGfoot BEATS – Relax 8. Bash Shell – Neon Dust 9. Purrple Panther – Running Through My Mind

Mar 11, 20262h 47m

EPISODE 529 : Fight the Urge

What if the chaos unfolding around us isn't random — but by design? We dive deep into Gnosticism and the concept of the Demiurge: the false creator god that ancient mystics warned us about, and why its fingerprints are all over the modern world falling apart in real time. Plus: vanishing jobs, milk conspiracies, Bigfoot attacks, quantum teleportation, computer security nightmares, sewer news, voicemails, and much more.

Mar 4, 20262h 39m

EPISODE 528 : Sheep Food

This episode is chock full of nuts. A must listen

Feb 25, 20263h 34m

EPISODE 527 : Brain Drain

They thought they need to go through your skull to control you. They found other ways.

Feb 18, 20264h 1m

EPISODE 526 : No Control

Collectively, we were tarded. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!

Feb 11, 20264h 50m

EPISODE 525 : Sewer Files

LOL JACKIE!!!!

Feb 4, 20265h 13m

EPISODE 524 : BIG TEN

YAY! wait, awe nooooooooo.....

Jan 28, 20264h 55m

EPISODE 523 : Server Wine

What is that noise!?!?

Jan 21, 20263h 52m

EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice

Lets stick together in the void. We are the glue. Etc etc etc...

Jan 14, 20263h 52m

EPISODE 521 : Subtle Win

Dang, my abilities impress even myself!

Jan 7, 20264h 43m

EPISODE 520 : MERRY PREDICTIONS!

MERRY CHRISTMAS! AND HAPPY NEXT YEAR!!!!

Dec 24, 20254h 22m

EPISODE 519 : Who who who

And while we are at it, why why why?

Dec 17, 20254h 6m

EPISODE 518 : Xhange

Union bustin and stuffin

Dec 10, 20252h 59m

EPISODE 517 : Loot Hole

Skip this one. Sheesh

Dec 3, 20253h 32m

EPISODE 516 : Cold Turkey

Nick buckles faster than a pilgrams shoe... or hat

Nov 26, 20253h 3m

EPISODE 515 : WIP IT

RIP VOICEMETEER

Nov 19, 20252h 42m

EPISODE 514 : Ponderdox

Bunch of lies here!

Nov 12, 20252h 7m

EPISODE 513 : John Brennan Interview

Interview with a John Brennan!

Nov 5, 20252h 41m

EPISODE 512 : HAPPY HAILOWEEN

Happy Halloween 2025!!! Enough of this AI BS please!

Oct 29, 20252h 17m

EPISODE 511 : Really Real

People either love you, or hate you, or they dont even think about you! REALLY? REAL!

Oct 22, 20252h 16m

EPISODE 510 : Yellow? Who's There?

nananananannananananananananna

Oct 15, 20252h 46m

EPISODE 509 : Dr Detox

What is this horrible thing inside of me!? DOCTOR! WHAT DO!??!!?

Oct 8, 20252h 39m

EPISODE 508 : Dill Slop

ITS OCTOBER! LETS GET SPOOKY!

Oct 1, 20252h 45m

EPISODE 507 : Cosmic Seperation

Lets be alone together. Also, lets fail at making a monster!

Sep 24, 20252h 10m

EPISODE 506 : Terribble

Things can only get better from here.

Sep 17, 20253h 11m

EPISODE 505 : Soul Not Found

The unraveling is leading to disturbing behaviors.

Sep 10, 20252h 17m

EPISODE 504 : Topic Not Found

Why are you like this?

Sep 3, 20253h 28m

EPISODE 503 : Brain Not Found

Why am i like this?

Aug 27, 20253h 12m

EPISODE 502 : Roony

Rat Reads Runes

Aug 20, 20252h 50m

EPISODE 501 : Beyond Average

I got nothin'... Gimme somethin!

Aug 13, 20253h 12m

EPISODE 500 : Averatge

Holy crow! 500 episodes!

Aug 6, 20252h 54m

EPISODE 499 : Bon ConspiraCIA

Concentrate with me. This is a serious episode. Seriously...?

Jul 30, 20252h 48m

EPISODE 498 : CE69

Concentrate with me. This is a serious episode. Seriously...?

Jul 23, 20253h 17m

EPISODE 497 : Sphake

AND THE PEOPLE PRAISED THE R...... !!!! CATS.

Jul 16, 20252h 48m

EPISODE 496 : Summers Douche

Just me being me. Its not any fun :(

Jul 9, 20253h 23m

EPISODE 495 : DUMBs

Deep Under My Butt

Jul 2, 20252h 54m

EPISODE 494 : TNO

Who am I? WHo ARE YOU!? Wait... WHO AM I?!?!?!?

Jun 25, 20253h 17m

EPISODE 493 : A Rat Kiss

Nick sells Spiced Mayo to the major houses

Jun 18, 20252h 15m

EPISODE 492 : Spiace

Lets go on a wild adventure through space and time! FEAR IS THE MIDKILLER! DONT BE A BEOTCH!

Jun 11, 20252h 52m