News from the Crabby Coffee Shop

Another wide ranging cast today... Do we need work wives and work husbands? What oddities sent us to the ER in 2022? Plus a little more on dreams. FROM THE CASTWhat sent us to the ER in 2022 (Mildly Explicit)Work spousesWHAT WE DID NOT COVER10 romantic ways to enjoy Valentine’s DaySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We examine the harsh truth that being a moron is indeed okay. Plus, what type of perfectionist are you? And how healthy is your inner monologue? FROM THE CAST8 reasons why thinking you're a moron increases self-awarenessWhat kind of perfectionist are you?Does everyone have an inner monologue?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Our resident "dreamologist" Dawn McClain breaks down the dreams of Kenny, John and Ross. The information she share with the crew could be helpful to you... Kenny also ponders if ghosts could be aliens? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's abbreviated version of the "cast" Kenny unearths an interesting study on men and big vehicles... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The weather outside on the day of this record is less than stellar, so please pay attention on roads and avoid becoming a Hooplehead stuck in the ditch! Today we catch up with Semi Truck Driver, Vic, who sets you all straight on how to drive in poor conditions. We also catch up with on of our favorites, Bridget McCutchen. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dawn went home for Christmas and as you might expect, hilarity ensued. Kenny also offers up some information on The Most Interesting Man In The World. Remember him? FROM THE CAST Most Interesting Man In The WorldSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kenny, John and Dawn spend some time in Ireland on this pod. Well not really, but they do talk about it. PLUS ghostly adventures with Dawn and some other really creepy topics.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In the spirit of Minnesota's "Viceroy" attempting to lure Floridians to Minnesota, KO and the crew come up with their own pitch to help make it happen!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kenny and the crew touch on the very "cliché" topic of the John F. Kennedy assassination... Who actually killed the 35th president of the United States? Aliens, perhaps?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After months and a literal year of promises from Kenny, we are joined by Gene Hollister from Rose Presents to discuss his decades in the music industry, behind the scenes stories and the general wackiness of the events and promotions business. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Is Weird Al funny or talented? The crabby crew has a very heated discussion. Plus, why is Dawn so angry today? AND Rookie stops in to defend his good name. From The Cast Weird Al Tyson and Holyfield THC Little People See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kenny is out today so naturally somebody needed to be crabby. In an odd twist of fate, it was Mr. FYI! We also get into upsetting song lyrics and our potential quest to set a Guinness world record! FROM THE CAST No more political calls Upsetting song lyrics Bunjee jumping recordSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You wanted crabby and you got it today. NEWS FLASH… Don’t be those people who hold up signs on overpasses. Plus funny test answers from kiddos and famous people with your name. FROM THE CAST Funny Test Answers Clean Your Garage Famous People With Your NameSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dawn recaps a paranormal weekend at The Lexington in St. Paul. Would you pay to be buried alive? PLUS, Kenny HATES coyotes! FROM THE CAST Buried Alive Coyote saved See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Leave it to this “cast” to address hard hitting news stories like the best mullets of 2022 and jurors who just can’t keep their eyes and hands off of the crooks! Plus, Dawn shares another paranormal experience! FROM THE CAST Top Mullets of 2022 Join Dawn at The Lexington See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kenny has a smoking problem and he know it. So on this “cast” we offer up some on the spot therapy for him. Plus some cringe worthy water stories that are sure to upset Dawn. FROM THE CAST Man bit by gator survives in lake for 3 days! Man survives in freezerSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dawn is back from Europe and tells us all about it. Plus an update on our friend, Bridget McCutchen. FROM THE CAST Bridget McCutchen Site Bridget News StorySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today’s cast the crew gets into fall activities in Minnesota. How should we appreciate the season? PLUS, what are the best road trips to take in the USA? FROM THE CAST Fall in Minnesota 55 Best Road TripsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Turns out people are pillaging donkey male genitals and some crazy lady brought a raccoon into a North Dakota bar. We also discuss the top 25 most dangerous toys off all-time. FROM THE CAST Donkey Pizzle Racoon at a bar Dangerous ToysSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kenny opens the cast with a story about people who were born on September 11th of 2001. That got us thinking about famous things and people that relate to our birthdays… Plus Ross tells us about his hamsters that turned out to be cannibals. FROM THE CAST 9/11/2001 Birthday's Woman spreads hamster's ashesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are the rudest cities in America? Kenny has the complete list for us. Dawn and Ross also tell us all about their car troubles… FROM THE CAST America's rudest citiesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today we play a great game at the State Fair of giving away Dawn's crap!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The first attempt to do the show at the MN State Fair was a complete disaster!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today's cast features many updates on some of our recent guests such as Bridget McCutchen and Dr. Avi Loeb. Plus, is Ross in danger of dying from a sinkhole? AND... Does anybody want to show up and do this podcast anymore? FROM THE CAST Support Bridget! Dr. Avi Loeb's new quest Sinkholes!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Oh boy is Kenny crabby today! Facebook Marketplace, animals and mammals are all on his anger radar. FROM THE POD Monkey goes after kid! Mo Ostin passes awaySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kenny went to a reunion show he's dying to tell you about. John and Kenny discuss music to fall asleep too. Plus, if we became professional wrestlers, what would our names be? FROM THE POD Classic rock jams to fall asleep too Tattoo guy What is your wrestling name?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The crew will be without Dawn for a few weeks. We (and Dawn) explain why. PLUS, perhaps the harshest and most true obituary ever wrote. FROM THE POD What a pay day! Harsh obit See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bridget McCutchen is attempting to set the record for the youngest woman to travel around the world by motorcycle. She tells us all about her upcoming journey. Kenny ends the podcast in a very Kenny like way... Learn about Bridget Bike Will Travel Site Support BridgetSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A Boston bus driver may or may not have known what was in his gummies. Creepy things said by kids and a new Netflix show Dawn cannot wait to watch! FROM THE SHOW Boston bus driver The correct way to number 1 Creepy things said by kids Gen Z Netflix showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kenny and Dawn came up with a sitcom idea that involves a certain member of the Crabby Coffee crew. Plus, your questions for Dawn are answered! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kenny tells us some of his “theories” on driving and even a little bit on proper driving etiquette. Plus Dawn REALLY hates the ocean. Dawn also takes a call from the big boss at myTalk during the record. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's cast Kenny, John and Dawn are away getting a little R and R, so you are stuck with a "revisited" edition of the cast put together by producer, Ross. We talk intelligent lifeforms and time travel... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's cast we talk with Allen who is in a real polyamorous relationship. Allen describes his situation to us. We also discovered the new slang terms being used by teenagers. You can see the complete list right here.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today’s cast is legit crabby as Kenny, John and Dawn discuss listener hate mail... Are you okay with polyamorous relationships? AND you will not believe what Keith Urban gave away that made Kenny crabby! Links from the cast... Polyamorous Relationships & Keith Urban GuitarSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's "cast" Kenny and John visit with John's son, Dylan. The three discuss Dylan's current musical ventures, the current state of the business and what's next for Dylan... Kenny and John also discuss the deaths of musicians and how they impacted them personally. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The "cast" kicks off with Kenny talking about his worst week ever, and it eventually leads to a little bat talk. Plus how often do women think about sex? And, why is producer Ross so angry? Links from today's cast... Demonic burp Women think about sex Dog poop and garbage Zach HampleSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today’s cast we discuss what songs the masses were listening to when were just 8 years old. Kenny also shares his thoughts on the new batman. Search your Top 40 right here!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Time. Real or imaginary? Plus the best Westerns of all time and songs about marijuana you didn’t know were actually about marijuana. FROM THE SHOW The 10 greatest songs about marijuana 41 Of The Most Hilarious Amazon Reviews EverSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kenny enlightens us to the magical healing powers of shrooms when it comes to quitting smoking. We also dive deep into random facts about our fellow Americans. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today on the "cast" we discuss a fun little find in Crystal during their annual Bulky Waste Curbside Cleanup. We also find out that Dawn might not be the good person we all believe her to be... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

John and Kenny have really weird dreams so Dawn breaks them down. And why do women’s feet smell so bad? All that and more... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nick from Otter Tail County checks in to discuss his MULTIPLE alien abductions. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dr. Avi Loeb from the Harvard University, Department of Astronomy, joined today's cast to discuss extraterrestrial life and its potential existence. Did aliens try to contact us back in 2017? Kenny and John also discuss a potential UFO story a bit closer to home. Find Dr. Loeb's book RIGHT HERE and for more on Dr. Loeb you can click RIGHT HERESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Following Kenny’s failed "declaration" of the world ending as we know it, last Friday at 3pm central time, we are joined by primitive skills expert, Mason Grove. Visit Mason’s Site RIGHT HERE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You need to listen to this week’s edition as soon as possible. Your life could depend on it! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If we could travel back in time or forward in time, where would we go? Plus corny jokes and odd food recipes from Kenny. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Turns out Kenny used to like to gamble. Oh the stories he tells us... Dawn also once got thrown out of a casino! Plus John sticks up for Ross' love of Green Day and he tells us all about a "real life" doll found in Georgia. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Parents you have been warned. Tread carefully with your young ones on this cast… On today’s cast, we’re discussing what sent us to the ER in 2021. As you can imagine, it gets a little dicey. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today’s “cast” goes deep into the world of the paranormal with our resident paranormal investigator, Dawn McClain. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The crew discusses if they are all underachievers in life. Are they? We also have a little fun, predictably, at Kenny’s expense. Plus, what’s happening in the Olympic village? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.