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Get timeless looks with modern comfort at https://MackWeldon.com and get 20% off your first order with promo code RORYMAL.Live show tickets are available NOW for Patreon users exclusively.Yes, they actually like the song. No, we’re not kidding. Drake dropped a troll cover of the classic 'Hey There, Delilah' and the internet reacts. Is this strategy working for him? Julian thinks so. Kendrick will be celebrating Juneteenth with a show in LA, we speculate who the “+friends” could be, and what the reasoning for him popping out is (21:49). For the first time on tour, we are not doing an LA show date. Coincidence or a smoke duck? Mal laughs in Rory’s face when he suggests the latter. It’s Men’s Mental Health Awareness month, and as the most healthy and progressive podcast around, we tackle the tough issues plaguing the superior gender (32:25). The team all share how they decompress when stressed (41:09). Ray J told Shannon Sharpe some interesting things about his rise to sextape stardom, and the guys take a second to give him and his co-host their owed respect (49:45). We suddenly go off the rails and have a conversation that we cut and put on Patreon. Coming back in, Kanye is being sued by his former assistant for sexually inappropriate behavior; we speculate their dynamic and read his official response (59:20). We have voicemails (1:10:53)! Today we give some young men advice on love and loss. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get timeless looks with modern comfort at https://MackWeldon.com and get 20% off your first order with promo code RORYMAL.Happy Pride Month! Rory & Mal plan their Pride celebration calendar together, before getting into their initial reactions to the new Eminem single (5:51). Mal walks back his take from last episode, and Rory stands on white business for his GOAT. In other disappointing music news, Bia & Cardi B went diss for diss over the weekend (25:44). We update you on where it started and, possibly, where it's going. Sean Paul and Tems did their own respective Tiny Desk episodes with NPR, we discuss and Julian overshares (41:11). Roots Picnic and Summer Jam were this weekend and (surprise) none of the team attended either but have critiques (45:21). Mal actually left the house, and he tells the team about his weekend in Harlem with family (54:00). We have voicemails (59:52) that leads to embarrassing stories about Mal popping percs, and Rory having a birthday twin (guess who). Also discussed: Belly’s new album, Caitlin Clark’s tough game against the Sky, porn finally being allowed on the X app, + more!Follow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Add more relaxation to your summer plans with MOOD! For a limited time only, get 20% off your first order and a FREE THCa pre-roll. Just go to https://hellomood.com and use promo code RORYMAL.Happy Friday everyone! We start with great news. Amara got her cast removed as Rory feverishly watched the doctor use a cast saw. We also learn that Rory’s mom tried to baptize Amara. Anyway, someone that’s probably headed the religious route, Diddy is back in headlines after an in depth Rolling Stone article. We go over some of the new information brought forward (7:10) - (23:35). In rap news two more Drake reference tracks leaked thus resurfacing the ghostwriting rumors. We break down the difference between ghostwriting and collaborating (23:36) - (46:10). Speaking of an artist who could use a ghostwriter, Eminem is making his “long awaited” return (46:11). We break down his legacy. Then Mal takes time to address some more tweets directed at him (1:04:42). We give a glazing breakdown and introduce eggplant parm. We get off music with the man that was caught on zoom driving in his car for a suspended license hearing (1:22:40). It’s time for voicemails! We answer two today (1:33:34). Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!Follow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mal’s hero has returned home. Trump spent a few hours in the Bronx using rappers to spread his campaign message. Over the weekend Rory & Julian went on a man date to a jazz show (16:03). Rory met his hero and became a fly on the wall. Meanwhile Mal & Omar Epps we’re talking about Michael Jackson (33:38) What is Michael’s best album? Let us know your pick. Welp, Drake made his return. BBL Drizzy went full...BBL Drizzy. Was this a good move (46:00)? The beef was still active over the weekend when 21 Savage kicked Metro Boomin off his IG Live (53:52). 21 Savage reminded us of when he marched with Amber Rose in the Slut Walk (1:03:02). We ask each other the weirdest thing we’ve done for some action. Then Julian takes a stab at unnecessary math. Then we react to Lizzo’s reaction after being mentioned in South Park (1:22:48). It’s time for voicemails (1:26:34)! We think this call is cap, but it did bring up a few interesting conversations. Mal gives a shoutout to Kyrie and the Mavs then we discuss Angel Reese getting clotheslined (1:46:38). Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!Thanks to our sponsors: Go to HTTPS://MackWeldon.com and get 20% off your first order with promo code RORYMAL. Download the NEW DraftKings Pick Six app NOW and use code RORYMAL for a shot at HUGE cash prizes. Follow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well there’s another list. This time Apple Music put out the top 100 albums ever. There’s one album in particular that has Mal up in arms (19:27). We also get into the particulars of other albums on the list. Rory realizes his terror stare in real time after rewatching the Chris Rock clip. Then we discuss Cassie’s statement after the Diddy footage (48:30). While our guys declined a primetime news slot, Cam’ron took the opportunity to go on CNN (55:25). We have mixed feelings about his appearance. It’s time for voicemails! We get into one of Mal’s favorite kinks which leads to an apology to Demaris’s dad (1:13:52). Our second voicemail is a call back. Also, Julian & Demaris are hosting their first party together this Sunday for Memorial Day Weekend at Selina Rooftop in Chelsea, NYC. Come hang out with them! Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!Thanks to our sponsors: Head to https://FactorMeals.com/RORYMAL50 and use code RORYMAL50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/rorymal and get on your way to being your best self. Follow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well the tide has turned and it’s finally time for Rory to get cooked for a bad take. On our latest Patreon Rory vehemently said Chris Rock isn’t an A-List celebrity. All of us, including Clay, went at him (join our patreon to participate in that debate https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal). Mal has been searching his name and checking out comments made about his rap battle commentary. Make sure you all keep that same energy when you see him. Mal also thinks a man was in love with him, and asks Rory if he ever had the same experience (10:45). In serious news, we react to the hotel video of Diddy and his apology video (15:10). Julian joins the episode after leaving a modeling gig early (58:17). We discover that Mal has a new hairstyle (1:02:30). We give an update on our guy Clay. Following his episode, Celina Powell and Mal began speaking and shared a lot of messages (1:07:33). The guys mention some albums they’ve been listening to recently (1:18:23). We briefly address the Iranian president’s helicopter accident (1:23:27). It’s time for voicemails! We start on a more serious note with some advice about grief (1:27:30) and end on a (semi) lighter one about military marriages (1:36:30). Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!Thanks to our sponsors: Head to https://FactorMeals.com/RORYMAL50 and use code RORYMAL50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/rorymal and get on your way to being your best self. Follow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we’re joined by the star of ‘Love Is Blind’ Season 6, Clay. We start with his signature toast and get right into the mess. After a brief recap of the sickest moments of the show & Clay’s red flags we get into his latest scandal…a “relationship” with Celina Powell (13:55). We discussed the TikToks she posted and the message from Clay’s mom. Then we get in our therapy bag and try to unpack this root of this relationship trauma, as well as how difficult it’s been to adjust to being held to the court of public opinion (38:50). Clay shares who on the show was really acting differently than how they were portrayed. This leads to Clay pressing Mal about dropping money bags under AD’s IG posts (51:05). We also find out that Clay was pressed by one of her exes. We cover how they oversexualized AD on the show and got the real story behind the “bean dip” joke (1:14:41). It’s time for voicemails. We saved some special ones for Clay to help respond (1:20:25). We address how to juggle two women at once and even get into racism in relationships. Tune in as the team and Clay cover all of the above + more! If you loved our episode with Clay he also stuck around for our upcoming Patreon (next Monday). Subscribe there for more ‘Love Is Blind’ details, to see him press Mal about Drake & Kendrick, Kel Mitchell’s current dilemma, and much more. https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalGo to https://MackWeldon.com and get 20% off your first order with promo code RORYMAL.Follow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rory wants to start with inter-ginger hate. He’s here to say (for the 4th time) that the clock is back on for Ice Spice. Her redundant lyrics led us to discover her fetish (04:30). Last week Julian & Demaris had a night out and revisit the ‘song of the summer’ conversation. Meanwhile poor baby Amara broke her leg (12:54). In rap beef news, Drake fled to Turks (waved the white flag *Julian wrote this* ) and Kendrick’s “Not Like Us” hits #1 on Billboard (24:34). As we wait for the music video we can’t escape the song or videos of people (LeBron) dancing to it. Someone on our team doesn’t like it (guess who). On the timeline the conspiracies keep taking off . The Game records a diss track aimed at Rick Ross (57:49). Ross has yet to reply, but has chosen to troll on IG. We speculate who would win in a battle. Then Meek tweets at 50 coming to Diddy’s defense. Soulja Boy comes at both Metro Boomin & 21 Savage on Twitter (1:16:39). Julian shares some celebrities he saw over the weekend which led to a debate about who is an ‘A-List’ actor. It’s time for voicemails! We’ve got a fun one today that leads to a discussion about wedding music (1:39:35). We close today with congratulating Kevin Hart on the Mark Twain Award, talk Childish Gambino & Ye Ali’s albums, and more!Go to https://MackWeldon.com and get 20% off your first order with promo code RORYMAL.Go to https://SHOPIFY.COM/rorymal now to grow your business–no matter what stage you’re in.Follow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This feels like the fastest 48 hours we’ve ever had. All of our phones have been blowing up, but no one more than OVO Mal. We ask Mal if he feels differently about the beef following the response he received. We get into the dangers of the allegations that have come to the forefront of this conflict, SA & DV. We speculate who will drop next and why (33:00). Then we get into the antics that have happened off the microphone- multiple shootings and a label conspiracy (42:01). We predict more exchanges as Gunna & Future are set to release projects today (1:05:00). We step away from music and cover the legendary Tom Brady roast (1:20:55). Then the guys take time to clown Julian & Demaris about J. Cole living his best life on a beach. It’s time for voicemails! We have a fun (semi relationship) one today (1:28:01). Tune in as the crew discuss all of this + more!Follow The Birthday Boy: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We always seem to go on vacation at the most ideal time. I’d say we’re well rested, but we’re not. Like many of you we were refreshing our timelines and analyzing each diss record in real time. Over break we didn’t jump on a call or really discuss anything that happened. This is the first conversation we’ve had as a team. We came into the studio with our own opinions, which we hope you’ve formed as well at this point. An opinion not shaped by a twitter feed or reddit thread. There are no voicemails this episode…just hip hop. Download the NEW DraftKings Pick Six app NOW and use code RORYMAL for a shot at HUGE cash prizes. The crown is yours. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

THIS EPISODE WAS PREVIOUSLY RECORDED…Long before Kendrick dropped. Our Ginger King turns 34 this week. He’s getting lost in Mexico which means this episode is previously recorded. We talk about the gender differences between men & women’s birthdays. This turns into a discussion about when you “officially” become an adult. We cover Mal’s 34th birthday and the team's favorite bday memories. Somehow this leads to us talking about women getting intimate with a horse (29:40). Julian introduces the mating habits of lobsters & birds. Then Demaris shares how she dubs men at the club while we share how we handle that moment (38:46). We discuss the creepiness of a stalker and why it’s never acceptable. This leads Rory to recommend a new Netflix show, ‘Baby Reindeer’ SPOILER ALERT (52:05) CONVO ENDS AT (55:03). We decided to take some questions submitted from the audience at our recent live shows. First, can you live with your ex while you’re going through a split? Mal has plenty to say on this topic (55:04). Where do women find men these days (1:11:33)? And would Demaris hookup with Jokic? This all invites a bunch of other scenarios/stories including the double standards of a threesome and Rory’s cuck night. Tune in as we discuss all of this + more and ultimately discover the circle of life!Follow The Birthday Boy: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re in the heart of Taurus season and Rory deserves a birthday month or at least a present. None of which will happen. Would you let your girl have a man cook for her in her house? Well Rory has and as expected Mal doesn’t approve. Mal gives us a workout update and reminds us how insane it is to be a professional athlete - all steroids welcomed (11:34). In local news, Eric Adams has an episode coming with Drink Champs (15:00). Julian passed an unalive body the other day, just proof that NYC is out of control. Let’s escape our troubled reality and get lost in the toxicity of PartyNextDoor’s album, PND4. We break down lyrics from multiple songs and celebrate the masterclass in deflecting accountability (27:12). These lyrics penetrate the room and land us in homie court. The case filing: Rory v.s. Demaris (53:00). Mal decides the winner. It’s time for voicemails. We have a fun one today. It leads to cleaning habits, std’s, and Rory fumbling a girl (1:07:18). We wrap with the NBA playoffs (1:23:55) and a few other things. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!Follow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Roc Nation’s days are numbered…unless we have something to say about it. Megan Thee Stallion is back in the headlines and unfortunately not for a great reason. Her former photographer is outing her for missed payments & a “toxic” work environment. Mal goes on to tell us how that’s his ideal environment. This leads to finding out Mal & Julian’s dad have a lot in common, black magic (negro magico) (26:45). This becomes the theme of the episode. Meanwhile Ne-Yo, who dresses like a black magician, has been outed on IG live by the mother of two of his children (32:57). Their beef is real, but in fake beefs Da Baby shares that he was asked to start a fake beef with a “lyricist” (37:14). However, Chris Brown & Quavo’s feud is still very real. We react to Quavo’s last response and speculate where this could end up (42:07). Rory introduces a theory that Kendrick sent Tupac’s estate to send a cease & desist to Drake for “Taylor Made” (47:01). Will we ever get the response from Kendrick we’re all waiting for? Kanye falls back into his p*rn addiction (1:03:42). It’s time for voicemails (1:10:47). We learn all about manipulation and one of Mal’s former friends is a clown. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!Thanks to our sponsors: Get 20% off your first order plus a free THCa pre-roll at https://hellomood.com with promo code RORYMAL. Head to https://FACTORMEALS.com/rorymal50 and use code rorymal50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next box. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/rorymal and get on your way to being your best self. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everyone in? Good. The ride continues. On Saturday Drake released “Taylor Made Freestyle” ft. Tupac & Snoop Dogg (AI voices). Is AI good? Was this appreciation or appropriation? Does this second release change Kendrick’s release schedule? We provide speculative answers to all these new questions (10:43). During this discussion Rory also offers an apology to J Cole (27:34). Rory also believes that Taylor Swift is the person we believe Drake to be (35:15). Well none of us wanted this to happen, but Kanye inserted himself into this beef (41:52). We wish he kept this one in the vault. Meanwhile, Chris Brown is up 1-0 against Quavo after releasing “Weakest Link” (58:46). So far this has stayed on the mic, but we all believe this could be taken to the streets. Speaking of streets, Rory & Demais stepped out for a movie premiere (1:07:01). When I say stepped out I really mean sprawled out. Our poor Baby D fell down the stairs in a packed movie theater in front of Bun B and plenty of other industry people. She wasn’t the only one falling to her knees this weekend; Devin Haney got dropped three times in his loss to Ryan Garcia in Brooklyn (1:20:00). Over in Manhattan, both the Knicks and Rangers won their first playoff games. It’s time for voicemails! We discuss our favorite hip hop duos (1:27:34). Then Mal has a bone to pick with our generation. First, he calls Julian a d*ckrider then proceeds to come at Rory and Demaris. In classic fashion we go out arguing over that term. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!Thanks to our sponsors: Download the NEW DraftKings Pick Six app NOW using code RORYMAL and take on the competition with your best NBA player picks! Get 20% off your first order plus a free THCa pre-roll at https://hellomood.com with promo code RORYMAL. Head to https://FACTORMEALS.com/rorymal50 and use code rorymal50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next box. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/rorymal and get on your way to being your best self. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Looks like we’re getting more than we initially thought. Before we get into that…it’s been a long 48 hours. We breakdown how we’ve spent our time waiting for Kendrick’s response. We cover Mal’s liked tweets, middle school clothing, and climate change in Dubai. Mal shares with us some news about an upcoming Kendrick album (21:57). Is the boogeyman coming? We speculate over the AI Kendrick diss and the other one that was never confirmed or denied. We discuss the IG Story shots Drake & Rick Ross have been trading all week (27:22). Then Julian introduces the theory of Drake owning percentages of other artists (35:50). The room is split on this rumor. Well we all finally listened to the Bryson Tiller album. We give a review (48:31). Did you see Coi Leray reject Adrien Broner on an Instagram live? Mal wants to fight Adrien now (1:01:40). We share what celebrities we’d shoot our shot at. In classic fashion we bring up Rory’s trauma (1:13:40). It’s time for voicemails! (1:21:16) We end with Demaris teaching us how to professionally gaslight someone. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!Get timeless looks with modern comfort from Mack Weldon. Go to mackweldon.com/?utm_source=streaming&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=podcastlaunch&utm_content=RORYMALutm_term=RORYMAL and get 20% off your first order with promo code RORYMAL. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hip Hop is back! Let’s enjoy this while it lasts. We have a rolling start as Mal dances his way into frame and continues to dance in his seat to Drake’s “Push Ups”. We don’t waste any time and get right into both Rick Ross & Drake’s diss records. We do a lyric breakdown and pick our favorite moments from Drake’s response. We have mixed reviews on Rick Ross’s song/trolling. Where are the nukes? We speculate what breaking news could bring the 6 God down (52:26) . We address the Yachty reference track and another conversation Mal had with Drake (). After all the speculation we pivot to an exciting weekend at Coachella (1:18:00). We’re here to big up Ice Spice improvement and give Tyler The Creator / Childish Gambino their flowers. Our favorite moment came from J Balvin when he had Will Smith come out to perform “Men In Black”. In the least shocking news ever…we’ve confirmed yet again that you can’t trust a heaux. Kai Cenat is taking the legal route after being doxxed (1:32:11). It’s time for voicemails (1:41:30). We answered a hypothetical question from one of our favorite listeners (Hi Taylor). This leads to a hilarious segment to send us out. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!Get timeless looks with modern comfort from Mack Weldon. Go to mackweldon.com/?utm_source=streaming&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=podcastlaunch&utm_content=RORYMALutm_term=RORYMAL and get 20% off your first order with promo code RORYMAL.Download the NEW DraftKings Pick Six app NOW using code RORYMAL and take on the competition with your best NBA player picks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mal needs therapy and from a specific type of person. We’re back to full strength after Mal’s historic rant last episode. Julian is back to share his perspective from Dreamville Fest and more (32:14). Mal continues to clarify his thoughts. In other beef news (that we have fueled) Chris Brown responds to Quavo on his deluxe album (45:31). In more serious news we send our condolences to Mister Cee (47:52). Then we’re told OJ Simpson passed away, which leads to a mixed review of his memorializing (51:43). This reminds Rory of an Aaron Hernandez documentary. It’s time for voicemails. We give some work advice (1:00:51) then give a gentleman advice on how to get laid (1:04:35). We close with Mal asking a wild question about a certain group of people (1:23:06). Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!Follow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mal is gloating. Rory is instigating. And Demaris is sliding down a wall. A battle has been fought... well, kind of. We jump right into the retelling of our weekend with rap and where we all were when J.Cole dissed Kendrick... as well as when he apologized. Mal has a legendary monologue, letting us know exactly how this weekend marked the end of J. Cole's career and legacy as a GOAT. We contemplate whether the Big 2 will continue their bromance or end it, and Mal gives us some insight as to why Drake didn't show up to Dreamville Festival (46:45:). Mal (again) challenges Kendrick to drop his Drake diss so that hip-hop can be saved (57:05), and finally the heat is off Cole and on to Wale and Meek Mill, who were arguing on twitter at the time of taping (1:27:15). Mal challenges Rory to find a better rapper than Drake (excluding Jay-Z) (1:38:57), and it is once again himself vs. the room. Also discussed is the Northeast earthquake (1:54:59), GloRilla's new album and new beef (1:59:25), Megan Thee Stallion's philanthropic work, + more!Follow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I love my wiiiiife! *ah* Well love lost again. Chance The Rapper and his wife divorce after 5 years. Could this lead to a comeback for his music career? Then Mal owes Clay from Love Is Blind an apology (24:50). Staying in divorce Gypsy Rose calls it quits with her husband and is quickly seen back with her ex (29:30). Then Rory demands people respect Monica Lewinsky and Hilary Clinton (32:50). We get into some past relationships. Then Julian asks the guys a question that ends up turning into him getting made fun of (47:37). Let's react to the PartyNextDoor album cover and Metro Boomin claiming his iCloud was hacked (53:00). Also, Mal claims he doesn’t have an iCloud. G Dep is free which leads to a learning moment for the crew about the classic Dostoevsky novel (1:10:49). The women’s college basketball tournament keeps getting better (1:14:51). We recap the games last week and predict the upcoming ones. It’s time for voicemails and we have a callback! This leads to a discussion about carnival games (1:30:10). We miss the interlude days in music. We go over our favorite ones (1:43:59). Mal predicts Drake will respond this weekend (1:48:32). We cover how we think Dreamville Fest will go. Tune in as the guys discuss all of the above + more!Follow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Off camera Mal & Julian were discussing this season of ‘Love is Blind’ so we cut the cameras on and rolled right into the episode. First, shoutout Clay & AD for providing us with so much entertainment. We breakdown the sickness of this season (no worries even if you haven’t watched, we provide context). Staying on “reality tv”, comedian Jerrod Carmichael got rejected from Tyler The Creator (27:36). Was this moment real? And what is a twink? We learn Mal still texts women “I had a dream about you.” (54:18) Then we debunk more right wing scare propaganda regarding Easter. Demaris presses Mal about the Drake clip and him getting killed on the timeline all weekend (1:00:34). The clock keeps ticking and all we have are more IG captions. Let’s talk about music that was actually released. We give Beyonce’s ‘Cowboy Carter’ a review and speculate on the genre of Act III (1:17:27). It’s the biggest day in women’s basketball history. By the time this releases the winners will be determined but we discuss the rematch, Iowa v.s. LSU. (1:38:31) Rory has an issue with Chloe cozying up next to Gunna and Eminem plays an April Fool’s prank. It’s time for voicemails! We answer two fun ones today (1:50:16). Tune in as the guys discuss all of the above + more!Follow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We picked a great week to plan a vacation. Before we get into the big stories we cover the DC show and the fight that broke out. After the show everyone went on vacation. Demaris was throwing cheeks in Turks and Rory was in Miami taking helicopter rides over Diddy’s house. Diddy’s homes were raided and we predict what’ll happen to everyone involved (15:02). If you missed our three hour Twitter Spaces (available on YouTube) we get into the short term aftermath of Kendrick’s verse (56:38). When will everyone respond and who will come out on top? Unfortunately, the real victim here is Big Sean (1:54:59). While we were recording Ye decided to post on Instagram and comment on the current beef (2:09:16). We briefly talked about Beyonce’s album (2:14:45). Then it’s time for the guys to make fun of Julian’s pen game again (2:19:10). It’s time for our voicemail (2:23:49). We try to help our guy get out of the game and get a girl. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/rorymal and get on your way to being your best self!Follow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Post pandemic NY hits differently. The city is full of dogs. We reminisce over our first gaming systems as kids and how to properly diagnose our friends' learning disabilities (7:32). Rory shares a very specific story about a kid who went to high school with him. We take an early voicemail about boundaries being tested (22:59). This leads to a very personal conversation about half siblings. We take another voicemail about hooking up with an old fling following a divorce (51:15). We learn when the team first smashed a white girl. When does a friend with benefits no longer quality as fwb? We break down the rules and establish our parameters (1:05:43). Our final voicemail is a callback about supporting another YouTube content creator (1:25:08). Speaking of content, go subscribe to Julian & Demaris’s instagram subscription pages. We end up talking about why we can’t come around to filming ourselves. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!Follow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholasThis episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/rorymal and get on your way to being your best self! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re joined today by our dear friend Kevin F*cking Clancy from Barstool Sports. We have a rolling start and get right into conspiracies: we cover the classics and a couple current ones. Then we talk about life before podcasting and how we choose our social handles (19:12). We discuss the anomaly that is Elon Musk (28:12). This leads to a conversation about fan culture, the jersey buying days, and other early 2000s fashion trends (37:14). Well unfortunately we live in a sick world. Nickelodeon turned out to ruin a whole bunch of childhoods. We cover the recent doc and the nasty entertainment industry culture (48:12). We apply Rory’s “shirt in the pool” logic. Sidebar, Harvey W. had a mangled piece that we clown(1:13:40). We send our condolences to Flaco (NY’s favorite owl) Should Amber Rose be paid for being a muse (1:21:36)? And why has Rory been audited three times? It’s time for voicemails (1:37:23). We get into divorce culture and how to handle a break up. Tune in as the team & KFC discuss all of the above + more!Follow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

New ‘My Karma Is Beautiful’ feat. Bas available now on YouTube! We recap our St. Patty’s Day weekend…shoutout to Rory and all the Irish out there. Rory failed at taking Amara down a slide (15:46) (please watch on YouTube) Is social media helping or hurting Meek (22:20)? We discussed if he’d fare well in the podcast space. Meanwhile, Rory still thinks the clock is on for Sexyy Red (35:57). This becomes a conversation about longevity in hip hop which leads to an early contender for song of the summer and if rappers can rap about violence/drugs and still have their integrity. We review Justin Timberlake’s album and cover the change in club culture (1:08:14). We miss the good old days. Speaking of old days, Julian shares an old Palooza story with the guys that leaves Rory speechless (1:25:48). Kanye lashes out at Kai Cenat for his unfavorable review of his oversized sweatpants (1:32:52). It’s time for voicemails (1:48:11). Rory goes on a tangent about ‘Killers Of The Flower Moon’ and asks for help to line up the proper thr**some. For our second voicemail we did a lot of editing. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!Follow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re stressed out. Rory and Demaris were on the Discord Wednesday night holding a Def Poetry Slam. Mal takes this as an opportunity to bring up Julian’s new photography instagram account (14:04). This amount of laughing from this segment caused Mal to walk off set to gather himself. Once the funnies settle we get to the “beef”. Recently Consequence took shots at the guys on another podcast. Rory & Mal use this time to clear the air (with receipts) (28:50). Speaking of receipts, Yes Julz was fired from YZY for allegedly failing to abide by an NDA. We provide how mismanaged this situation has been and the odd type of work environment Ye must create (49:29). This reminded Rory and Julian of being put in the middle of label, manager, and artist drama. In corny news, Gilbert Arenas & Swaggy P felt compelled to reminisce on Draya for no apparent reason(1:08:39). It’s time for voicemails (1:20:46). We answer a riddle called all the way from Australia. For the second voicemail, listening once wasn’t enough. We replay it, take notes, and comment throughout for this wild scenario. This phone call starts a really fun conversation to take us into the weekend. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This one goes out to all the women. Especially the pioneers like Draya. Yes, Draya and Jalen Green are expecting a daughter. We discuss the origin of Women’s History Month which leads into women on women conflict (12:26), LSU vs. South Carolina (16:36). In other basketball news, LeBron was cozied up courtside (21:08). Then Mal corrects Rory about a recent interview which led to a conversation about us going on other people’s podcasts (27:11). Are podcasters celebrities (39:42)? Shaun King is definitely a celebrity…he’s also muslim (conveniently in time for Ramadan) (47:42) Well it’s official…North West is taking the reins from Kanye and releasing an album (54:08). We speculate who she’ll diss (Adonis/Willow Smith) among other things. Then the guys provide an update on Dame’s standing with Rockafella (1:06:24). It’s time for voicemails (1:18:23). Both voicemails today revolve around a heavy conversation, but like always we find humor in them. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!Follow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have great news everyone…Rory & Mal hangout outside of the pod! Before we get into that we divert to talk about how bad b*tches ruined our favorite spots . Anyway, the guys hit the studio together and Mal quickly has criticism for Rory (9:00). We break down Rory’s studio swag, or lack thereof. We decide to take another voicemail early in the episode where we learn about each other's career/personal milestones (29:25). Anyone check on Ryan Garcia? We get into the depths of this conspiracy (47:17) which leads us to another conspiracy regarding Matt Rife (57:42). Then we discuss Nelly’s comments about the competitiveness of hip-hop in the 2000s (1:08:00). We discuss how certain lyrics/shows shaped us as kids (1:16:00). It’s time for more voicemails (1:48:24). Tune in as the guys discuss all of this as well as, Vegas culture, Bryson Tiller, South Park, & Joe Rogan.Follow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We begin the podcast talking about another podcast. Kelsey guest appeared on a show offering no new information on the Megan Thee Stallion fallout (2:30). This leads us to our own personal beef. Turns out Julian has to square up with an NBA player (12:45). This scenario leads to an interesting “podcast multiverse” where we see how we’d react if our peers were intimate with our significant other (21:15). As usual, the room is split on how to handle these hypotheticals. Demaris shares that men can’t even get drunk anymore (add it to the list) (45:55) Then we expand our multiverse and bring in Vin Diesel & The Rock (48:38). We briefly talk about The Rock & Mark Whalberg running for President and the recent Supreme Court overturn (55:56). Meanwhile, outside of the country Usher dipped to Bali seemingly to clear his head / avoid the smoke (1:03:30). We give Schoolboy Q’s album and review and discuss a couple other artists we’re looking forward to hearing from (1:07:00). This leads to a larger conversation about the pressure Cardi B is under (1:11:16). It’s time for voicemails . This triggers Rory into hating on Jason Kelce’s love for his wife (1:25:40) and a childhood story of young Rory getting banned from a restaurant (1:39:39). Tune in as the guys discuss all of this as well as, owning a pet, work love languages, cheating habits, + more!Follow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On March 23rd MAGA MAL is taking Washington DC. Go check out our new not so skit of Mal idolizing his favorite Trump speech. How often do you change your towels, sheets, & toothbrushes? This leads into a conversation about gym routine which ultimately lands us in the steam room (08:27). The guys make fun of Julian’s steam room “fantasies”. After everyone gets their jokes off we play a voicemail the earliest we ever have in an episode (20:02). Congrats to Rel (not our Rel) on getting laid. It’s time for the new Diddy allegations (25:49). We cover the new allegations and get into Meek Mill aka Freak Mill fighting for his life on the timeline. Staying in music, we recap the clip of Omah Lay stealing that guy’s girlfriend during a show (56:20). We try to put ourselves in his shoes. It’s time for voicemails (1:09:15). Today we address a mental health relationship question. On the second voicemail we cover whether or not schools should be teaching this specific subject (1:30:18).Follow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Put your headphones on and get ready to laugh. With our upcoming show in DC we reminisce of fond memories in Chocolate City. Where we learn that Jay-Z dirty macked Mal and Rory’s poor decision making that led him to bring someone fresh out to an adult club (6:08). Last week the team from Dreamville was all over NY. We cover the wild festivities which led to Julian having a moment with J Cole (Mal’s reaction goes as expected) (28:33). Then we catch Mal up on an off-mic conversation Rory, Julian and Demaris had after the previous recording (40:02). It involves the size of some people on the team, which in turn triggered Demaris. In political news, Trump was parading around all weekend (49:19). We cover his latest viral soundbite. Should Biden and Wendy Williams take the podium together (54:30)? Somehow we bring the conversation back to anatomy and look into the size of bears & elephants (1:06:22). Well SNL tried…sort of. We break down the problem with SNL’s hosts/target audience (1:11:40). It’s time for voicemails (1:44:25). Today we give young Ray Ray some sound advice about the future of dating. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!Follow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Breaking News: Black people love sneakers and AT&T stopped working. Would you give your significant other a hall pass (23:27) ? This leads to an in depth argument amongst the team. The timeline/world is becoming one big deepfake. We cover Bobbi Althoff & Rubi Rose’s “leaks” (55:04). For those in Mal’s age group do you remember Buttman Magazines? Let’s talk music…J Cole is beginning what seems to be the rollout for his forthcoming album, ‘The Fall Off’. Does he need a classic album (1:07:21)? We give flowers to Jeezy for his Tiny Desk (1:25:16). It’s time for voicemails (1:33:07). Julian gets made fun of for his dating habits (cue Mal). We take a second voicemail about wild stuff we’ve heard then head right into patreon. Tune in as the team discusses all of this + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re back home and at full strength. We briefly catch Mal up on all that he missed while he was sick in LA. Luckily Rory was able to evade Chris Brown, however Julian wasn’t as lucky (6:32). This leads to a conversation about Chris getting uninvited from the NBA Celebrity All-Star game (12:47). Overall, the All-Star weekend was disappointing. We offer some solutions to make it better (20:00). In music news, Benzino appeared on Drink Champs and the Henny won (34:26). We react to his meltdown over Eminem and what is the allotted time for a “beef” to exist in Hip-Hop (45:47). And yes, Prince tried to run over Michael Jackson with his car. We call out & give credit to Drake, Sexyy Red, and SZA for an amazing music video (55:17). In more horrifying videos the NYPD has a dance troop (1:00:24). The ugly continues as Trump rolls out his sneakers at Sneakercon in Philly. Meanwhile, Glorilla & Damian Lillard spark a debate about relationship social media etiquette (1:14:40). We cover the Roots Picnic lineup and cover Rory getting in his Karen bag last year (1:29:41). Then we give flowers to Vince Staples for his show (1:41:00). It’s time for voicemails (1:47:40)! Tune in as the full team discusses all of the above + more!Opening Song: 'Yeah Glo!' x GloRillaFollow The Team:Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalYouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re live again from a hidden location. In fact it’s so hidden that Mal couldn’t find his way. Unfortunately, Moneybag Mal is under the weather on Valentine’s Day of all days. Today, Rory & Julian are here to cover some nasty topics. First Rory’s ‘I Thought It’d Be Different’ merch is available now! In the spirit of Valentine’s Day we speculate if Mal is hiding a family (4:00) . Then we get into Hot One’s Sean Evans dating an adult film star (16:00). Is this the new norm / a roll out? We speculate and role play (pause). In racial news, one of our favorite civil rights activist’s Rachel Dolezal has lost her teaching job after they discover her OF (26:29). We speculate on our country’s obsession with OF & traditional adult stars. Anyone remember Bobbi Altoff? We break down her viral Suki moment and her recent divorce (34:32). This leads to a conversation about “stan” culture. Eminem is co-producing a doc about obsessive fan culture. We discuss the mental state of these types of people (53:30). Rory talks about his personal experience with stans. It’s time for voicemails (1:21:57). To stay on holiday theme we give advice on how to get over your first breakup. This leads to a thought provoking discussion on how to balance personal life while growing up. Song: "Happy Valentine's Day" x OutkastFollow The Team:Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalYouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re on the road (wait for the visuals). (00:00) We’re reporting for this nightcast from across the country and we quickly address travel habits (5:30). We recap our personal Super Bowl plans (13:15) . Rory claims Julian would have thrived where he watched the game. Meanwhile, Mal was home alone (shocker). We have the Mahomes and Brady convo before we jump into asking was this the best halftime performance in the last 20 years (33:00)? Mal believes Usher should be brought out Travis Kelce’s ex, Kayla. This leads to us dissecting the Usher & Alicia Keys romantic embrace aka the “My Boo” challenge (43:35). Meanwhile, Beyonce & Kanye won the commercials (56:31). We cover Beyonce’s singles and Kanye’s latest effort, ‘Vultures’. President Biden chimes in with a tone deaf tweet that leads to an interesting conversation (1:26:00) . It’s time for voicemails (1:40:50). We discovered the type of student we were in middle/high school . Spoiler, Rory bit a kid. Did you guys know Logic is black? We cover the awkward sit down between Logic & his dad (1:55:59) . Mal provides some life-saving advice. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!Opening Song: "My Boo" Usher feat. Alicia KeysFollow The Team:Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalYouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did you see it? We all saw it…you can’t miss it. Drake was forced on all of our timelines. (0:00) We go through the culture of sending & receiving nudes. We share personal stories and the truth behind sharing explicit content. Even Yomi shares a story (10:45). We cover the weird responses from Adin Ross & Adam 22 (23:00). Sadly, after learning details about the leak Mal has decided to remove Drake’s music from his phone. The d*ck talk continues going over snipped and unsnipped (40:00). We learn what a DDL is and discuss hiding drugs. Did you know Rutgers had their own std? (50:00) We get into a discussion about Greek Life where Rory and Julian share their nontraditional college experiences. Rory and Mal guess what Divine Nine Fraternity Julian would be in (59:00). We discuss the shows Griselda (1:18:00), Love On The Spectrum (1:27:00), Michael Rappaport movies, and ultimately Shane Gillis’s “return” to SNL (1:36:20). This leads to us speculating over Usher’s Super Bowl show (1:53:30). It’s time for voicemails! (2:09:55). We end the this episode the way we started…with s*x talk.Opening Song: '4pm In Calabasas' x DrakeFollow The Team:Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalYouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re back after the biggest night in music. (0:00) If you subscribe to our Patreon you were able to livestream the awards with us and hear us react in real time (shoutout to everyone that joined). Before we get to the awards Rory shares some groundbreaking news regarding his family lineage. First we cover Jay Z’s speech which lends itself to a conversation about the agenda the award show may be pushing and why some artists continue to win over others (07:23) . Then we get into the winners themselves and go over the right decision & the snubs. In more scandalous Grammy news Killer Mike was arrested, Taylor Swift ignored Celine Dion and dragged Lana Del Ray on stage to watch her win. The biggest loser of the weekend may have been Adin Ross (47:39) . First, 21 Savage tried to scam him then Playboi Carti allegedly ran off with $2 million. Meanwhile, Drake is back on tour and seemingly takes a shot at Rihanna (1:01:50). Will Asap Rocky step to him? This leads us to thinking about the best “crash outs” in history (1:09:00) . Then Mal thinks this song is going to be a classic. (1:21:05). Speaking of classics, Bieber is back to harmonizing and we recall our favorite song of his. (1:28:55) It’s time for voicemails. (1:41:04). Mal gives some wild advice. We learn a lot about Rory’s future plans (1:50:00) . We close with prayers to one of our adult industry legends (1:57:48), the world’s largest crayon, Usher in Skimms, and the Knicks. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!Opening song: 'Work' - Rihanna feat. DrakeFollow The Team:Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalYouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s funny how a clip you release can be taken out of context and spread all over the internet ultimately leading to endless hate. Oh well, we’re here to double down. Once again, the full Chris Brown & Quavo conversation is available on Patreon. (0:00) Today we briefly recap the viral moment and which leads to Mal & Demaris arguing again. We react to Nicki’s saying Meg wanted her Rihanna moment (35:19) . In the last bit of beef (pause) Mos Def responds to Drake (53:00). In far more important music news Universal Music Group pulls their music from TikTok (59:25). We discuss who this hurts more in the split. It’s time for voicemails (1:28:38). We talk over love languages (1:33:07) . Rory shares what artist he lost his virginity to (1:55:30) and we make sure to include his trauma. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!Follow The Team:Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalYouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling an intervention for our dear friend and Barb, Mal (0:00). Today it’s him v.s. the room. First we provide context to the Meg & Nicki beef (04:52) . We dissect everyone Meg dissed on “Hiss” and went through Nicki’s “Big Foot” lyrics. We express concern for Nicki’s health and how she’s positioned herself in Hip-Hop (24:47). Does Meg owe us a response record (39:10) ? We reminisce on Drake v.s. Meek/Pusha as a blueprint on how this should be played out. Rory takes us back to the weekend with recapping Amara’s first birthday (53:00) . At the party Rory played some questionable music and dirty macked his friend (1:04:50). Has the clock started on Ice Spice (1:22:21) ? We cover her latest single and offer a comparison to Sexxy Red. It’s time for voicemails - (TW: Statutory R*pe) (1:34:22). Then we discuss Griselda on Netflix which leads to a discussion about the best drug dealers ( 1:51:06) . Mal asks us a quesiton about money/religion that spirals into a wild conversion that carries us through the end of the episode (2:11:50). Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!Follow The Team:Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalYouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s official…we’re moving. (00:00) We start with a brief history lesson and Mal wanting to change his name to Eric (13:07). Anyway, we get into the leaked video call between Young Thug & Mariah The Scientist (16:51). Was this intentional or an invasion of privacy? This leads us right into the Taylor Swift deepfake photos (25:16). Immediately the room is split: Rory & Mal v.s. Julian & Demaris. With all of this nonsense online we discuss at what age is it appropriate to give a child a cell phone (42:30). We inevitably end on Rory’s personal trauma (sorry Father O’Malley). Would you let a dead relative stop you from your vacation (48:30) ? Mal breaks down how he can decipher white people's farts by the smell (51:50) . Enough fart talk…we are in awe of the ‘Lovers & Friends’ lineup and make a game of it (58:44). A variation of same night/same city (1:01:16). We provide an update on the ongoing Breakfast Club new host vacancy (1:20:13). Have you ever called the cops (1:31:55)? It’s time for voicemails (1:36:14). We take two international callers shoutout Iran and Johannesburg. We end the episode with a sports update (1:48:55) and John Stewart’s return. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!Follow The Team:Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalYouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Anybody got a matchbook? We’re back with a mindblowing (pause) episode (0:00) . We begin with a trip down memory lane reflecting on David Blaine’s street magic & Criss Angel’s Mindfreak (04:40). This leads to a conversation about our beliefs or lack thereof in magic, ghosts, aliens, and zombies (16:11). Is the NFL scripted? We go over this past week's games and speculate Jason Kelce and the MLK look alike taking Taylor Swift’s spotlight (25:04). In music news, Lupe Fiasco & Kid Cudi swapped words and eventually made good (43:33). Then we reflect on the history of beef in Hip-Hop (55:00) . It’s time for voicemails (1:04:17). As most voicemails do, this leads to many conversations. We get into high school dating, Jackie Kennedy, love magic, and favorite Disney movies. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!Follow The Team:Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalYouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We will, we will rock you. It’s Friday and we’re coming in hot (00:00). Mal did a Discord live on Wednesday night where we learned MLK walked so he could nut (07:39) . We learn a brief history on manipulation of how history is retold (13:02) . Then Rory shares a video of him in the pool and challenges Julian to a race (17:30) . We’re nearing festival season and Coachella / Gov Ball dropped their respective lineup (23:00) . Remember the Cuomo brothers? Well Chris Cuomo is back in the news (not for anything good) (28:21) . In the spirit of other sexually inappropriate actions Juice Wrld’s ex is releasing a video on Only Fans (39:29) . This leads to a conversation about R Kelly, Ariana Grande, and YG/Saweetie (52:25) . It’s time for voicemails (1:05:04) . Today we give HR advice (our specialty) This becomes a discussion about a troubling situation close to Rory (1:09:57) . What do you think of when you hear the name Mia Khalifa (1:30:38) ? We break down a recent story she told and discuss specific kinks. We end with a classic debate about tv shows (1:41:40) . Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!Follow The Team:Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalYouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s a two hour Tuesday. We’re back with a long episode to help you get through the early days of the week (0:00) . Immediately Rory and Mal discuss the rats they once knew and share some common ground (6:00). Then we get into the ‘Book of Clarence’ low ticket sales and how underwhelming the Jay Z & D’Angelo song turned out (09:25). We get into the most pressing topic on the timeline, Mos Def v.s. Drake (29:12) . We break down the viral video and discuss the historical context of their relationship. Somehow this leads to the room challenging Julian’s love for a fat a**. Naturally, this flows into a conversation about weight and we share our numbers (47:05). We return to music with the 11 year old artist Fng King and his recent club appearances with Drake & Lil Baby (52:30). Should children be in those environments? This leads to Mal sharing two stories from the early 2000s (hint: Bow Wow & Jay Z) (1:03:09) . Then we react to Dame Dash’s response to Fat Joe (1:21:37). It’s time for voicemails. (1:33:20) Today we give parenting advice. This leads to Rory thinking about Amara’s choices in the future (1:51:37). Rory also brought up an old photo of Mal’s mom which leads to a wild finish (2:02:14) Follow The Team:Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalYouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday to wherever you may be listening. Whether it be your car, a plane, a train, a bridge, or a tunnel. Here in NYC more “real estate” has been developed. We speculate on the lack of media coverage about the very illegal tunnels dug in Brooklyn. Pivoting to other illegal activity the Young Thug trial is back on the timeline. This revived the SWWTP clip after “Lifestyle” was played in court. Then we tackle Aaron Rodgers v.s. Jimmy Kimmel & ESPN. Don Lemon is the next news correspondent to join X. This led to a detour conversation about Kevin Spacey & Jim Carrey. Do you Noah Knigga? Yes, that is a real name and yes, he is white. We come back to the media and bring an update on the Breakfast Club as their search for a host remains open. It’s time for voicemails. We answer two very interesting callers looking for relationship advice. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! And tune in Monday for an exciting Patreon callback.Follow The Team:Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalYouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We begin today with a conversation that was originally had off air between Demaris and Julian. Once we resolve that we get right into the meat (pause of the episode) First, Jonathan Majors and his GMA interview…then American Hero Gyspy Rose and her husband. We break down this extreme case of munchausen by proxy and, like always, judge everyone involved. There were plenty of pause moments throughout this segment once the guys turned their attention to Gypsy’s husband. The Golden Globes were Sunday night and the biggest story was host Jo Koy’s bombing. Lil Nas X is making his return/rebrand as a Christian man. Staying in music, 21 Savage is back with a movie? He’s recruited Donald Glover and Caleb McLaughin to play versions of him. Is there ever a right time to break-up with someone? Well how about when they just pop out your third child. Boxer Ryan Garcia didn’t even wait until they cut the umbilical cord to end things with his girl. Staying on socials, we address Ari Lenox’s IG live where she details her frustration on this Rod Wave tour. It’s time for voicemails. We help this caller get out of the friendzone, then we play a callback (usually reserved for Patreon). Our guy Midwest Mike from Dairy Queen a few months ago gave us an update. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!Follow The Team:Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalYouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome back everyone! This is our first recorded episode of the new year. We do a brief holiday recap, which as usual leads to many other anecdotes. They include Rory’s thoughts on the people that wait for the ball to drop in Times Square, Mal’s thoughts on Starbucks, Demaris being a real nerd, and Julian meeting Bradley Cooper. Anyway, it seems like the more in 2020-More stands for more beef. Katt Williams airs out his comedy peers on the latest episode of Shannon Sharpe’s podcast. He takes aim at Steve Harvey, Cedric The Entertainer, Kevin Hart and more. We offer our thoughts on his rant. Over the break Mal hit the movie theater to see ‘Aquaman 2’ This leads to a disagreement between him and Demaris. We discuss Dave Chappelle’s latest special, The Dreamer. It’s time for voicemails. They were rollin’ in over the break. Tune in as the team discusses all of this + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This episode was previously recorded. We’re closing in on New Years so it’s time to reflect. We share our wishes and things we’d like to leave behind in 2024. We go down some of the craziest stories of the year: Spy Balloons, Big Red Boots, UFOs, Jonathan Majors, Elon Musk vs. Mark Zuckerberg, Bobbi Altoff, the list goes on. Now it’s time for the music. We rank our top albums of the year and discuss this year in music. It’s time for the final two voicemails of the year. Tune in as we take you out of the final days of 2020-ME and help you transition into 2020-MORE. Thank you everyone for the ongoing support and we’ll see you in the New Year! Follow The Team:Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/Eddin - https://www.instagram.com/thankyoueddin/Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalYouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This episode was previously recorded. We’re still taking some time off for the holiday. However, we wanted to share this sit down we had a couple months ago with the thought leader/block chain enthusiast, 19 Keys. We begin with the scam that is NFTs. This evolves into a broader conversation about the metaverse and crypto currency. We’re overloaded with information but somehow the aliens have slipped through the collective concern. We then discuss the worshiping of demonic culture in hiphop, views on Trump, and Michael Jackson on the moon. It’s time for voicemails. Tune in as 19 Keys joins us to discuss all of this + more! Follow The Team:Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/Eddin - https://www.instagram.com/thankyoueddin/Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/ Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalYouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Before we get into our episode please join us tomorrow (12/20) on Patreon for our Holiday Party Livestream. If you think we say wild stuff on the episodes wait till you hear when there’s no edit button. In the holiday spirit Rory wants everyone to know Santa is white. Meanwhile, a real life santa Anthony Edwards sent a lot of money for his own peace of mind. In other sex news, there are people getting blown out on the Senate floor. We break down this tape and speculate on the state of our political system. The love train goes on as Cam’ron links with Nia Long. Love comes to an end as we discuss Sexyy Red’s recent appearance on the Breakfast Club. This leaves the room split on the conversation. While we were recording Jonathan Majors was found guilty & dropped by the Marvel franchise. So naturally we pivoted and talked about it. It’s time for voicemails. We have a caller leave their opinion on Harry Potter. Fortunately, Rory finished the final movie so we get into another argument about Harry and the ending. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! Follow The Team:Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/Eddin - https://www.instagram.com/thankyoueddin/Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/ Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalYouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re co-co-coming in hot today. Have you heard about the Tourette's girl on TikTok? Well we break down how we’d fare with the syndrome. We give our predictions for Kanye and Ty’s upcoming album. Rory then airs out his grievances with Complex regarding their latest list. It’s personal and we know why. Kai Cenat invited Nicki into his latest stream. We discuss this and the state of hip-hop journalism. We’ve got an update regarding one of our favorite couples, Jonathan Major and the white woman. We also have an update on Meg, Tory and Pardi. It’s time for voicemails. We’ve got a fun relationship question that the guys can resonate with the most. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! Side-note, our upcoming Patreon next Monday is one of the wildest episodes we’ve recorded. Follow The Team: Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/ Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/ Eddin - https://www.instagram.com/thankyoueddin/ Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/ Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/ Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal YouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today is a day for celebration. We are humbled to be in the presence of the newest member of the NOI, Brother Mal. Before Jay Electronica welcomed Mal to the brotherhood, the guys went to a Spotify creator dinner (full prediction of the dinner available on Patreon). Mal shares with us how Rory ruined the event. In other “awkward” news Travis Scott and John McEnroe face off on a zoom call. We call cap, but comment on the sneaker rollout. Then we discuss Jack Harlow’s new single with Dave. Rory adds fuel to the beef before we turn to the biggest release of the week, Pink Friday 2. We have an issue with Nicki’s album, but it’s not directed at who you’d expect. Staying in conflict, we’re ready for Keith Lee to leave our city. We cover his NY food journey. Did you see the video of the woman trying to burn down MLK’s house? The world is a simulation. It’s time for voicemails. We get into a great call then discuss our personal team cult, Shohei Ohtani’s $700m contract, and end on a rant from Rory about how bad Harry Potter’s character is throughout the movies. Tune in as the full team discusses all of this+ more! Follow The Team: Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/ Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/ Eddin - https://www.instagram.com/thankyoueddin/ Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/ Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/ Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal YouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.