Never Have I Ever with Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper

Your headlines from today’s episode: Joel has a cold and Hannah has zero sympathy. And to make things worse, he’s been out for cocktails with his new Taskmaster friends AND he ignored Hannah’s text. Things are going to need to change before the baby gets here… but one thing's for sure, Joel won’t be helping Hannah’s midwives with his gang signs.Hannah and Joel had a lovely easter weekend - even though Hannah struggles with traditions and Joel hates easter eggs - anyone fancy a Pablo Escobar to celebrate?!

Joel’s feeling the coolest he’s ever felt today. Is it time for him to start acting like a good friend? And should Hannah get a new job on the door of a nightclub? Is Joel too naive? And are his LED mask and 40-minute skincare routine ruining things in the bedroom? And we can confirm that Joel loves a taco. Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Hannah’s at the point in her pregnancy where she’s struggling to talk and breathe, meanwhile Joel has let standards slip to a new DESPICABLE low. It may be time for an HR complaint, and we might need to crack open yet another window…We also have a Dommett’s Deliveries which reveals even more of Joel’s icky qualities. Despite all that - things do get deep as Hannah and Joel prepare to feel all the love for their new baby ahead of their imminent arrival (which hopefully won’t happen in a car!) Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Hannah has had a glimpse into the future! She’s feeling empowered and she’s also had an awakening… so, is divorce on the cards? Joel reveals the two things he wants to do before he dies, and it turns out Hannah has already done one of them. We also discover that Joel and Hannah are basically the illegal version of Martin Lewis. The good news is Hannah didn’t go into labour during this episode - but will the new arrival get here in time for Joel’s big show at The Palladium?! Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Hannah wonders, like we all have while watching daytime TV, how drinking wine at midday with a bunch of chefs counts as anything remotely close to work. This is Joel Dommet's life ladies and gentleman. We're in the wrong profession.Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

After Hannah *almost* stops Joel from revealing some highly personal bedroom/pregnancy information, chat moves towards Joel’s past life as a travel show presenter. Peru, Kenya, China… he runs through weird and wonderful tales from each (all of them are classic Joel). Fetch the popcorn!Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Joel and Hannah have clocked a couple of “dicey dates” on Joel’s upcoming tour that are a little close for comfort to Hannah’s due date. The Shrewsbury date being the main culprit. It’s all getting a bit squeaky bum time now guys!Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

On this week’s bonus, Hannah’s curated robe collection come under the microscope. How many robes can one woman sensibly have? Should there even be a limit? How many distinct occasions do you even need a specialised robe for? Joel on the other hand, is a crazy-hat man. Like, objectively FAR too many hats. Hats vs Robes, if you will.And oh yeh - Hannah got her boobs out for a 4D scan of her very pregnant self, which will be turned into a lovely little bronze statue that her and the family will get to keep forever! The heart bursts.Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Joel and Hannah really cover a lot of ground on this week’s ep. From the loft, to that damned smoke machine, their potential funeral plans, and Hannah’s latest coat purchase. They do say variety is the spice of life...Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

More BTS BRIT Award gossip for you in this week’s special - Joel and Hannah had an absolute corker of a time. By the sounds of it, their only regret was not nuggying Harry Styles. You win some, you lose some.Then Joel decided to bring it back down a peg or two while recounting their service station toilet trip on the way home, detailing some of the challenges facing men in public restrooms. Cheers Joel.Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Mum and Dad went to the BRIT Awards! Amazingly, they were right behind Noel Gallagher on the red carpet - the crowd was going WILD. Sure a large percentage of the screams, tears and faintings were for Joel though. Not just Noel. Surely.Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Hannah reveals that she finds it quite sexy when Joel talks finances during meetings with their accountant. Who would have known financial jargon would do the trick! Although losing his wallet in the car pretty much cancels all that that out…Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Joel is touring again! Very exciting. Producer Joe will be coming to the London Palladium show - what more incentive could you possibly have to cop some tickets? Hannah, however, can’t make it. Getting her hair washed apparently (and potentially having a baby).Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

On this week’s bonus, Joel learns that you don’t get husband-points for asking your pregnant wife to be "light" on her feet. In fact, you get minus points. Also, if your partner doesn’t like nipple rings, and you randomly come home from work one day with one in… don’t be surprised if you’re ordered to remove it immediately. Joel's having such a rebellious start to his 40s!Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

To Hannah’s delight, Joel recounts an incident involving an ex-girlfriend and a sex toy that almost resulted in a trip to hospital. Stay safe out there guys!Also, Producer Joe's called on a favour from a therapist mate of his. We have an *actual* professional psychological diagnosis for Joel Dommett. Finally, we will understand the mysterious inner workings of the Dommett-mind... i.e. why Joel's unbearably awkward in small gatherings but more than comfortable telling jokes to thousands of people on stage. You’re welcome.Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Hannah’s seriously had enough of the loft. It needs a cleanse - the life size cardboard cutouts of Joel and, of course, the smoke machine, will be first to go. Tidy loft… tidy mind?Hannah also envisions herself on a Mexican beach with a 6’5”, tanned “side piece”. Sounds delightful.Email: [email protected] Instagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

Mom & Dad are talking baby names in this week’s episode. It sounds like they’re leaning away from “traditional” and towards something a little more left-field… you know you’re keeping an open mind when your family start suggesting the names of their evening meal.Also, Hannah recounts a recent pregnancy-massage experience that she has very mixed feelings about... and, we finally get to hear how Joel’s "famous-person" poker night went. (Not well).Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Joel saw Take That recently and it reminded him 1) that the two or three songs he knows, he LOVES, and 2) that he once had the honour of singing Never Forget with Gary Barlow, while dressed as a choir boy… or did he?And, Hannah’s Vinted is popping off big time. The money’s coming in, the unwanted clothes are being sent to loving homes - now to work out if she can get rid of Joel’s smoke machine on there.Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

Valentine’s Day is approaching and Joel and Hannah are very excited for their date night activity: conversation starter cards. Sounds like a wild night.Also, Joel learns the hard way that if your pregnant wife asks if her face is getting "fat", that as a husband, no matter the reality of the perfectly natural changes that are happening to your wonderful wife's body - say NO.Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Hannah has had enough of Joel's inability to fix things around the house and lets him know this in no uncertain terms... she'd also quite him to dress up as a plumber. Surely he can manage that part?Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

Joel has put in potentially his worst performance at a Hannah Cooper birthday, ever. Probably something to do with the poor gift selection, excessive varicose vein-related moaning, and taking Hannah to see a film that made her cry. Loads. Joel, accept your pregnant wife/birthday girl’s wrath.Joel also shares a rather unfortunate story involving a Radio 2 presenter’s party, a dead phone, and legend that is Sophie Ellis-Bextor. Get yourselves comfortable.Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Joel and Hannah both are all about self-improvement on this week's bonus. They're split on the benefits of Turkish cosmetic surgeons though... and if you ever wanted to hear exactly what makes up the long list of habits Hannah would like Joel ot be hypnotised out of, it's your lucky day. Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

Joel has had a rather busy week. His hypnosis session with Paul McKenna appears to have worked, could this be farewell to finger-biting?Mr Dommett has also finally had his varicose veins removed! He’s so happy, he forced Hannah and Producer Joe to look at a picture of said veins - while recording. So, if you’ve ever wanted to hear, in slimy detail, what Joel Dommet’s veins looks like outside of his body, today’s your lucky day...Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

It’s 2026 Horoscopes time! Now, Joel is somewhat of a horoscope skeptic, while Hannah's favourite activity is polishing her mystic crystals… two very different schools of thought at play here. No spoilers, but when it comes to Joel, all roads really do seem to lead back to his varicose veins. Hm. Enjoy!Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

Joel and Hannah are back - and boy have we missed the chaos. On the menu for today are finger condoms, varicose veins, lymphatic drainage, Gordon Ramsay, grey pubic hairs (or lack thereof) and the rather disturbing knowledge that there are human body parts that continue to grow, almost indefinitely, as you age.Oh yeh, and Joel’s getting hypnotised by Paul McKenna.Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

It’s the final episode of the year! Joel sees off 2025 with a strangely impressive display of obscure shape naming. Judging by the ep title, he’s rather impressed with himself. Hannah’s just worried that if Wilde develops his father's rare talent that he won’t exactly be the coolest kid in school.The team also decide on their New Year’s resolutions and look back to see whether they’ve managed to tick off this year’s… gold star for anyone remembering before Producer Joe does!Never Have I Ever will return on Monday 19th January 2026 - have the merriest of Christmases and very happy New Year!Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

The team are back home for their final week of Never Have I Ever before the New Year! It’s been an exciting month for all involved, so to round-up Australia, Joel and his colleagues went out for a couple of mid-morning schooners. Considering Joel drinks about as often as your average pregnant woman, he ended up rather merry!Joel and Hannah also decide that they should try and be more sociable (and that Joel’s got dead chat). They’ve got a few strategies up their sleeves to keep conversations flowing, but the golden rule: ask what their favourite crisp flavour is. Hook, line and sinker.Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

On this week’s bonus ep, Joel and Hannah are discussing the fact that everyone in Australia seems to be wearing the tightest gym shorts known to mankind. And as they say, with tight gym shorts, comes great responsibility. Responsibility that Hannah makes sure to remind Joel of…Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

In this week’s episode, Joel and Hannah recount a trip to Tropical Fruit World, a beautiful Aussie wonderland which Joel tries really hard not to slag off (he’s not very successful in this endeavour).Also, Hannah shares her recent trip to a fortune-telling psychic. Beyond potentially being told to leave Joel, she had no idea what to expect. Have a listen and decide for yourself whether it was £25 well spent… Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

Very exciting times on this week’s bonus episode - a certain beautiful Hollywood actress has followed Joel on Instagram. Joel is BUZZING and Hannah is, rightly, feeling a little territorial… Who's hovering over Joel's DMs? You’ll have to listen to find out (or read the episode title).Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

Joel and Hannah are trying to pick a baby names! They’ve even hired a professional to help while out in Australia. We’ll have to wait to find out though, because all name-based brainstorming is being kept strictly between Joel, Hannah... and the hotel cleaner.Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

Wilde is soon to be visiting entering the I'm A Celeb set! Very exciting. It isn't his first time or anything, but that little boy has become exponentially harder to catch and more dangerous to sensitive equipment since the last time. God help the crew.Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

Hannah's really becoming part of the Aussie community right now! She's made friends with the local men's walk and talk club and Joel is loving the early morning gym & coffee vibes. Now if only would Joel stop sunbathing with socks on...Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

Joel and Hannah are really stepping into their health and wellness eras to get read for baby #2. For Hannah this involves meaningful, spiritual processes like chakra realignment and crystal teachings… for Joel it involves having his varicose veins snipped. Health is wealth guys!Also, why the focus on Joel’s Dad’s feet? They seem more concerned about this man’s lack of flip flops than the fact that Hannah’s due date is set to clash with Joel's tour. It’d make for great material to be fair.Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

The only news that could possibly overshadow the whole family being in Australia is the pitter patter of tiny Dommett-Cooper feet - Hannah is pregnant and we are BUZZING! She did so well at keeping this all under wraps, Joel on the other hand… Did you spot the clues?Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

Christmas sandwiches are a thing again. Hallelujah. This podcast will 100% make you want to shove the closest cranberry and turkey filled bap in your mouth immediately. Joel and Hannah also read out an email from listener, Annie. Lucky they did, because it reveals a global conspiracy involving their wikipedia pages. Either Hannah’s page is very wrong, or she’s been hiding something from us…Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

Hannah has realised that Joel talks infuriatingly slowly and is currently working out whether people can be put on 1.5 speed IRL and not just on voicenotes. Bless him.Also - and it’s dangerously early to be discussing this - despite Joel famously disliking Christmas, he’s actually feeling keen this year! Hannah shares her dream Christmas and calls on AI for help on festivity planning… has Chat GPT even been around for a Christmas yet? Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

Joel and Hannah run through each other’s icks... and it sounds strangely therapeutic. Good for them. They then tackle a problem that, by the sounds of it, has been causing a rift between them for many a moon. Joel’s socks. Hannah poses a radical and revolutionary re-set that would change Joel’s feet forever. Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

In this week’s episode Joel reveals his three greatest (and most questionable) “talents”. Spoiler alert - at the peak of his powers he could balance an assembly bench on his chin. We’ll let you ponder that one. Joel also shares a crazy father-son day involving copious nappies and Wilde’s first ever experience of a service station toilet. Buckle up.Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

Thanks to the fabulous Never Have I Ever community - who are never afraid to slide into Hannah’s DMs with tips and tricks - Joel’s lifelong dream of soaring into the sunset with Wilde in a running buggy is closer than ever. Who knew you could rent one?! On a rather different note, Hannah reminisces about her Dad religiously bringing a broadsheet newspaper in with him to the toilet. What a way to spend 15-45 minutes. This generation could never.Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

The team start this week’s episode exploring the crazy idea of discussing something serious - then accidentally end up doing just that! What highly intellectual, philosophical question do they grapple with in this bold new world? “Will AI get so sexy, humanity ends?”. Then the boat gets pushed out yet further. Joel runs a fashion show consisting of Producer Joe trying out clothes that Joel’s decided to gift him. By all accounts Producer Joe cuts a very dashing figure!Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpod

Joel has just filmed CBeebies bedtime stories. Iconic stuff (made so by the sultry voiced Tom Hardy). And, a lot harder than it looks, reading a book from start to finish with no mistakes. If you want to hear Mum and Dad’s most loved and hated kid’s books, look no further.Hannah also clocks just how embarrassed Wilde is going to be of Joel as he gets older. Secondary school will be killer - enjoy being cool-Dad while you can...Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Hannah reveals that she was a prefect at school. Oooooo. Goody two-shoes. Joel, on the other hand, didn’t take to academics quite as well. They decide that as long as Wilde is a combination of the best parts of both of them that he should be fine. Reckon Wilde gives prefect energy? Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

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If you’ve ever wanted an insight into Joel and Hannah’s social media algorithms, look no further. Carpentry, self-help medical info, leopard print coats - a rather heady mix. In fact, it sounds like social media has finally killed Joel’s attention span for good. Hannah’s painfully aware that everything distracts him nowadays! TVs, phones, women in booty shorts… Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Hannah’s ill again (shock, horror) and Wilde’s getting the blame. Grubby little angel. Also, Wilde's chosen “Dada” to sit next to him during their rapidly approaching 24-hour flight to Australia. May God be with Dada and all those sat within ear shot. And, Joel also recounts one of the craziest work days he’s ever had. It involved a brass band, some jockeys and a snotty helmet. Just get the popcorn.Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

In this week’s bonus episode Joel and Hannah tackle the biggest, most intellectual questions of the day, for example, will AI put nerds out of business? What’ll happen when they start inserting AI into sexy robot bodies? Producer Joe takes this newfound curiosity as an opportunity to introduce a new guest to the podcast… and his name ends with GPT.Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.