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Get ready for a wild ride as Sophie and Jamie hit the the road this week, recording all the way from Liverpool, as they kick off TOUR!Tour life has left the couple feeling a bit funky this week, picture this: Sophie smelling of marmite. Jamie’s tummy taking a turn for the worse. AND can Sophie crack what band BONO is in - Westlife? Take That? Or maybe even U3? Producer Jack (@jack.suddaby) is back in action, ready to spill the beans on what Jamie and Sophie are REALLY like to work with behind the scenes 👀We LOVE your listener messages! Keep them coming in to [email protected] or SLIDE into our DMs @newlywedspodcast 📱There are still a few tickets left to the NewlyWeds tour at www.newlywedstour.com – you won’t want to miss it!Thanks for listening x—Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlywedsEmail: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@newlywedspodcast—Credits:Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterAssistant Producer: @gurlinaheer_Exec Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @thechampagency Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It is that time of year! Wedding bells are soon to be ringing because it is WEDDING SEASON.Feeling overwhelmed? From navigating the maze of planning the big day to choosing the perfect cake to finding the dream dress?! There is a lot to do but don’t worry as the NewlyWeds have you covered.Our new 'Wedding Season' episodes highlight the best moments from Jamie and Sophie in the run up to their own journey down the aisle. Whether you're knee-deep or just starting to dip your toes into the world of weddings, the couple will take you back through all their highs and lows to hopefully make your journey to the altar smoother than theirs!We kick off with rewinding the clock to this time last year when Jamie and Sophie said 'I do' for the first time. Get ready to relive their big day in London…who got food poisoning?! How did Sophie get into her dress?! AND what cheeky surprise did she give room service the day after?!Want to listen to more?! You can find the full episode here: https://open.spotify.com/episode/4HvNJw9khzg4Zr63U8OHIm?si=1eae9c84daa54b3b Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As Mercury is in retrograde, join Sophie and Jamie for a cosmic rollercoaster as they are joined by astrologer, Celestial Tree. ✨Will their stars align or collide? Tune in as Celestial delves into their birth charts, uncovering some unlikely surprises (hint: someone might have a serial killer vibe).ALSO, the NewlyWeds update us on their house hunting journey, their dinner party etiquette, and whether Sophie would kill Jamie in a zombie apocalypse?! You can stay up to date with Celestial and reach out on her website, Instagram or TikTok.We can’t get enough of your listener messages! Keep sending them in to [email protected] or SLIDE into our DMs @newlywedspodcast. 📱Don't forget to buy your tickets to the NewlyWeds tour at www.newlywedstour.com – we can’t wait to see you there.Thanks for listening x—Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlywedsEmail: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@newlywedspodcast—Credits:Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterAssistant Producer: @gurlinaheer_Exec Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @thechampagency Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sophie FANGIRLS hard as her TikTok obsessions Poppy Hollins and Jay Porter are IN THE STUDIO! They tell all about being teenage sweethearts, their dramatic break-up, and how Poppy gave Jay psoriasis. Make sure to keep up to date with the Hollins Porter family on TikTok: @poppyhollins and @jaymichaelporter!Before they pop in, the NewlyWeds tell us all about ingrown hairs, Sophie’s canine lookalike and spotting an A-lister on the motorway. 🚗And OF COURSE, we have your lovely listener messages. Keep sending them in to [email protected] or SLIDE into our DMs @newlywedspodcast 📱Don't forget to buy your tickets to the NewlyWeds tour at www.newlywedstour.com – we can’t wait to see you thereThanks for listening x—Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlywedsEmail: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@newlywedspodcast—Credits:Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterAssistant Producer: @gurlinaheer_Exec Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @thechampagency Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The NewlyWeds and the Buckleys finally come face to face! There is no topic that is off-limits for Clair and James, from surprise pregnancies in Magaluf to regretful weddings.Before the Buckleys visited the studio, Jamie got his chance to play an April fool’s on Sophie, who is looking to get her revenge soon. Watch out Jamie! 👀Whether your story is funny or romantic keep them coming in! SEND them in at [email protected] or SLIDE into our DMs @newlywedspodcast 📱Don't forget to buy your tickets to the NewlyWeds tour at www.newlywedstour.com – we can’t wait to see you thereThanks for listening x—Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlywedsEmail: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@newlywedspodcast—Credits:Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterAssistant Producer: @gurlinaheer_Exec Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @thechampagency Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jamie and Sophie are MARRIED!After the wild success of NearlyWeds, which tracked Sophie Habboo and Jamie Laing's journey to the alter, the couple are letting us back into life beyond the Big Day.Join every Monday for great guests, hilarious listener messages and of course more of your favourite couple! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Camel-related phobias, bog standard s*x, and a divulged disc from a sneeze 🤧Get ready to catch up with your fave NewlyWeds in another surprise filled episode! What was Sophie’s FIRST EVER job?! What does Jamie think of Sophie’s driving 😬? AND which one of you stories have Sophie and Jamie in tears…of laughter?!Whether your story is funny or romantic keep them coming in! SEND them in at [email protected] or SLIDE into our DMs @newlywedspodcast 📱Don't forget to buy your tickets to the NewlyWeds tour at www.newlywedstour.com – we can’t wait to see you thereThanks for listening x—Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlywedsEmail: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@newlywedspodcast—Credits:Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterAssistant Producer: @gurlinaheer_Exec Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @thechampagency Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The LIE DETECTOR is back and better than EVER! 😱🫢Buckle up as Jamie and Sophie put their marriage to the test. Nothing is off limits…is Sophie bored in bed? Has Jamie been honest about his botox? And who has fantasies that they’ve been keeping secret!?BUT that’s not all - get ready for Brits gossip, low libidos, and Sophie adding some zen to the chaos with her meditation whistle.It is also an end of an era as we wish farewell to the OG…Producer Jack 😢We LOVE your wild love stories, so keep them coming! Send them in at [email protected] or slide into our DMs @newlywedspodcast.📱Don't forget to buy your tickets to the NewlyWeds tour at www.newlywedstour.com – trust us, you don't want to miss it.—TikTok: @newlywedsYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@newlywedspodcast—Credits:Producer and Editor: @ewannewbigginglisterAssistant Producer: @gurlinaheer_Exec Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @thechampagency Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We invited relationship expert onto the show and it couldn't have come at a better time... straight off the back of a massive argument, we *thankfully* had Paul Brunson as our guest this week for some COUPLE'S THERAPY 😱Are Sophie and Jamie narcissists? And who really starts all the arguments?? Paul's here to sort us out…Oh and Sophie's been smearing salmon sperm on her face... Why?? Good question…We LIVE for your love stories, so keep them coming! Send them in at [email protected] or slide into our DMs @newlywedspodcast. 📱Don't forget to buy your tickets to the NewlyWeds tour at www.newlywedstour.com – trust us, you won't want to miss it.Get Paul's book, 'Find Love' here: https://amzn.eu/d/fxaxdrlInstagram: @newlywedspodcast—TikTok: @newlywedsEmail: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@newlywedspodcast—Credits:Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterAssistant Producer: @gurlinaheer_Exec Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @thechampagency Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Be ready to fall in love all over again…As Jamie and Sophie are joined by the soon-to-be newlyweds to get all the behind-the-scenes insight on that unforgettable surprise proposal 💍❤️But that's not all! We are ALSO joined by Alex as she spills the beans on the secret ingredients for orchestrating the perfect surprise. Curious?! Head over to the-tailors.co.uk or @clubmob.AND of course Jamie didn’t want to miss out on the fun so has some surprises of his own for Sophie this week….tune in to find out 👀We can’t get enough of ALL your messages!! We LOVE them! So PLEASE keep sending them in at: [email protected]. Don’t forget to grab your tickets to the NewlyWeds tour here: www.newlywedstour.com Thanks for listening x Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlywedsEmail: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@newlywedspodcast--Credits:Podcast Producer: @ewannewbigginglister Podcast Producer: @jacksuddaby_Assistant Producer: @gurlinaheer_Exec Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @thechampagency Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join the NewlyWeds as they put their matchmaking hats on and send Producer Jemima on a date! Did they succeed in finding her match?! Find out in the morning-after debrief!  💘 There is no holding back as Jamie and Sophie deliver some BRUTAL home truths on their relationship and dish out all the JUICY details that they normally keep under wraps… ALSO, prepare for another rollercoaster as we put Sophie's business acumen to the test, uncover Jamie’s 4am antics with Sophie, and reveal who had an accident in front of the whole school! 🫢 Your stories just keep getting BETTER and BETTER. So please keep sending them in to [email protected]  Don’t forget to grab your tickets to the NewlyWeds tour here: www.newlywedstour.com Thanks for listening x Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlywedsEmail: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@newlywedspodcast--Credits:Podcast Producer: @ewannewbigginglister Assistant Producer: @gurlinaheer_Exec Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @thechampagency  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Prepare to dive into some past secrets as Jamie and Sophie take a trip down memory lane revisiting the VERY FIRST messages they EVER sent each other! 🤳 What did Sophie REALLY think of Jamie at the start of their relationship?! One of her closest friends reveals all… They also dish about their time in couples therapy, spill the beans on what was stashed under Jamie’s pillow back in his university days (hint: it isn’t what you think it is 👀), and we unravel the details surrounding Producer Jemima's mysterious admirer!  We LOVE hearing from you! Keep your stories coming in! [email protected]  Don’t forget to grab your tickets to the NewlyWeds tour here: www.newlywedstour.com Thanks for listening x Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlywedsEmail: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@newlywedspodcast--Credits:Podcast Producer: @ewannewbigginglister Assistant Producer: @gurlinaheer_Exec Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @thechampagency  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We organised a SURPRISE PROPOSAL!  Love is in the air with a very special Valentine’s episode ❤️ Grab your tissues and get ready to be swept away by the magic of love, as we surprise a lovely listener with a proposal! But not just any proposal - a FLASH MOB PROPOSAL! Massive thanks to the amazing Tailors Surprise Singers for orchestrating the most magical proposal. If you fancy checking them out: the-tailors.co.uk or @clubmob With flickering candles, red roses and Jamie dressed to impress, join our NewlyWeds as they recite poems to each other, read out listener’s love stories….AND of course share a couple of wild stories for good measure! ALSO, with the help from one lovely listener we may have found Producer Jemima’s perfect match! Love isn’t just limited to Valentine’s Day so keep your love stories coming in by emailing us at: [email protected] Don’t forget to grab your tickets to the NewlyWeds tour here: www.newlywedstour.com Thanks for listening x Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlywedsEmail: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@newlywedspodcast--Credits:Podcast Producer: @ewannewbigginglister Assistant Producer: @gurlinaheer_Exec Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @thechampagency  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's nearly Valentine's Day which means only one thing... Panic! But fear not, Jamie and Sophie bring you their Valentine's Day Hotline!! Answering your V-Day dilemmas, from advice on how to cook a romantic meal to suggestions for the best drinks, hear their WORST EVER Valentines, and answer some BIG questions... What would Jamie be in food form?This very special episode is brought to you by Waitrose. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Snorkels, romance and HORSES - why, it's everything you need for the perfect getaway of course because it's NewlyWeds Abroad!!Join Sophie and Jamie as they continue their adventure cruising around the Caribbean Sea; find out who's best at haggling and will Producer Jemima find love on the ship??  Keep your messages rolling in on LOVE! We will NEVER get enough of all your stories. Email us: [email protected]  For more details or to book visit the P&O Cruises website visit www.pocruises.com Don’t forget to grab your tickets to the NewlyWeds tour here: www.newlywedstour.com Thanks for listening x #AD Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlywedsEmail: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@newlywedspodcast--Credits:Podcast Producer: @ewannewbigginglister Assistant Producer: @gurlinaheer_Exec Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @thechampagency  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’ve only gone and done it - It’s NewlyWeds Abroad!! Come with us as we cruise around the Caribbean Sea on one of the worlds largest ships with the lovely P&O Cruises… We’re exploring the ship, hunting down real life love stories from the guests, and Jamie asks if he can wear the Captain’s outfit!!We want to spread even more LOVE and hear your amazing stories so keep them coming - email [email protected] For more details or to book visit the P&O Cruises website visit www.pocruises.com#ADInstagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlywedsEmail: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@newlywedspodcast--Credits:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @thechampagency  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Before Christmas, Jamie and Sophie spoke about having children and went for a fertility test... And now, the RESULTS ARE IN!!Nicole Nel from the London Sperm Bank, is on to give all the deets on whether Jamie’s swimmers are any good.Fresh and back in the studio, the pair chat about their holiday DISASTER to Miami, Jamie’s failed attempts at growing a beard, and, as always, get into your hilarious listener messages.Jamie's also got a BIG SURPISE for Sophie, and 🚨spoiler alert🚨 you’re coming with us…We want to spread even more LOVE! Keep your love stories coming.For more info about the London Sperm Bank, visit www.londonspermbank.com. Jame got his fertility test done at The Male Fertility Clinic. For more information, visit: www.themalefertilityclinic.co.uk Don’t forget to grab your tickets to the NewlyWeds tour here.Thanks for listening xInstagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlyweds Email: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@newlywedspodcast-Credits:Podcast Producer & Editor: Ewan Newbigging-listerExec Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @thechampagency  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Sophie teaches Jamie how to drive. It’s ferocious. They dare each other at the drive through. It’s ridiculous. Plus, of course Jamie and Sophie catch up on all things Christmas, it feels like a lifetime ago now doesn’t it? But there are so many stories from their ski holiday that made the whole teams eyes water with laughter. We absolutely LOVE your messages on LOVE! Please keep in sending them in and start your message with the word "LOVE”. If you are thinking about proposing send us a message and we might be able to help. Don’t forget to grab your tickets to the NewlyWeds tour hereThanks for listening x Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlyweds Email: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@newlywedspodcast-Credits:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_Exec Producer: @jemimarathboneAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docsVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @thechampagency  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We made it. Another year, another episode. And this time it's a big one. Like really big!!!! We're joined by the hosts of the exceptionally funny, Therapy Crouch, that's right, the legends, Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy come on the podcast!Plus, Jamie and Sophie discuss all things new year, resolutions and a look back on what made 2023 so bloomin' special.We absolutely LOVE your messages on LOVE! Please keep in sending them in and start your message with the word "LOVE”. If you are thinking about proposing send us a message and we might be able to help. Don’t forget to grab your tickets to the NewlyWeds tour hereThanks for listening x Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlyweds Email: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@newlywedspodcast-Credits:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_Exec Producer: @jemimarathboneAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docsVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @thechampagency  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What a wonderful year it’s been! Wow. Thank you so much to everyone for listening and picking us this year, you’ve made us feel very special and we’ve loved celebrating our wedding with you.We can’t wait to give you an even BIGGER 2024, we’ve got so much planned! Plus we can’t WAIT to see you at our tour. We thought we’d put together our best bits of 2023, a look back on some of our most memorable and hilarious moments. We hope you like them as much as we enjoyed making them.From Sophie & Jamie and all the team! See you in 2024!Thanks for listening x Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlyweds Email: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@newlywedspodcast-Credits:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_Exec Producer: @jemimarathboneAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docsVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @thechampagency  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Boxing Day and our NewlyWeds have a very special present for you…Jamie has always wanted his mother, Penny to have her own show, and this Christmas, that wish came true....What Would Your Mother Think? is an episode just for you where Jamie and Penny dive into listener dilemmas, Gen Z slang and of course, some outrageous stories from youLet us know what you think - would you like to hear more from Penny and Jamie? DM us or email [email protected] Holidays and thanks for listening xInstagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlyweds Email: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@newlywedspodcast-Credits:Exec Producer: @jemimarathboneAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docsVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @thechampagency  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The NewlyWeds have gone full Christmas mode this week, from terrible movie impressions to equally terrible jumpers… PLUS, we have the fantastic Matt Edmondson on to host the NewlyWeds Christmas Quiz. Play along with us and see if you can score higher than Jamie and Sophie. If you want to find out more about Matt’s game company you can visit his website here: https://format.gamesJamie and Sophie also chat fertility checks, read some of your SICKLY listeners messages and Jamie reveals the MOST DISGUSTING thing he has EVER done. We absolutely LOVE your messages on LOVE! Please keep in sending them in and start your message with the word "LOVE”. If you are thinking about proposing send us a message and we might be able to help. Don’t forget to grab your tickets to the NewlyWeds tour here Thanks for listening x Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlyweds Email: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@newlywedspodcast-Credits:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_Exec Producer: @jemimarathboneAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docsVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @thechampagency  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Buckle up sisters this week the NewlyWeds are getting in the mooood for Christmas and they have the outfits to go with it. Dressed as Mary and Joseph, Sophie and Jamie invite the in-laws on the pod.Sophie’s dad, Patrique and Jamie’s mum, Penny chat to the NewlyWeds about all things Christmas traditions, Jamie ‘ruining’ Christmas one year and more. Plus the in-laws read some of your beautiful love messages, and give some really great advice. We absolutely LOVE your messages on LOVE! Please keep in sending them in and start your message with the word "LOVE”. If you are thinking about proposing send us a message and we might be able to help. Don’t forget to grab your tickets to the NewlyWeds tour here And if you loved Santa, you can find him on @miromagicpartyThanks for listening x Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlyweds Email: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@newlywedspodcast-Credits:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_Exec Producer: @jemimarathboneAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docsVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @emzchampion Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The NewlyWeds are back this week and Jamie has invited on relationship therapist Cate Mackenzie, after Sophie questioned whether Jamie still loves her. You can find Cate through Insta @catemmackenzie, FB @catelovecoach or her website, www.catemackenzie.comThe couple chat hosting the Wonka red carpet, telling a stranger that they are brother and sister & going to winter wonderland. We absolutely LOVE your messages on LOVE! Please keep in sending them in and start your message with the word "LOVE”. If you are thinking about proposing send us a message and we might be able to help. Don’t forget to grab your tickets to the NewlyWeds tour here Thanks for listening x Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlyweds Email: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@newlywedspodcast-Credits:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_Producer: @jemimarathboneAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docsVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @emzchampion Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the NewlyWeds invite Hertility Health CEO & Founder Dr Helen O'Neill to come on the podcast and speak all things fertility. Dr Helen recommends what the NewlyWeds can do to help their fertility, whether they should do egg and sperm checks and… Jamie unsurprisingly *OVERSHARES*… If you want to find out more information on Hertility Health you can follow their instagram here: @hertility_healthPlus, the NewlyWeds tell us what annoyed them about each other this week, hosting the red carpet and more. We absolutely LOVE your messages on LOVE! Please keep in sending them in and start your message with the word "LOVE”. If you are thinking about proposing send us a message and we might be able to help. Don’t forget to grab your tickets to the NewlyWeds tour here Thanks for listening x Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlyweds Email: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@newlywedspodcast-Credits:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_Producer: @jemimarathboneAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docsVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @emzchampion Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sh*t pickup lines, Nick Grimshaw’s super fan & Sophie’s fear of the seven year itch…The NewlyWeds chat about being ‘tacky’, Sophie’s awful culinary skills and their special appearance on Lorraine. As well as some of your diiirty listeners messages. This week one of your lovely love stories makes Jamie cry. We still want your messages of love, please keep sending them in, and start your messaged with the word "LOVE”. Don’t forget to grab your tickets to the NewlyWeds tour here Thanks for listening x Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlyweds Email: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@newlywedspodcast-Credits:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_Producer: @jemimarathboneAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docsVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @emzchampion Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sophie and Jamie are back this week for a spiiiiiiicy date night.Producer Jack forces the NewlyWeds to eat HOT and SPICY Oysters as they ask each other very important date night questions. Thanks so much to thewrightbrothers.co.uk for supplying the stunning oysters!Sophie and Jamie bicker about household chores, Sophie’s bowel movements and turning on the Covent Garden Christmas lights with Nicole Scherzinger. PLUS, we read some of your listeners messages including accidentally playing porn on FULL volume on a Bluetooth speaker. Thanks for listening x Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlyweds Email: [email protected]:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_Producer: @jemimarathboneAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docsVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @emzchampion Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Birthday Boy is in the house… Has Peter Pan grown up or is he just having a midlife crisis? This week the NewlyWeds celebrate Jamie birthday’s with a couple of extra special surprises… including one that YOU can buy tickets for! Plus, we hear some of your DISGUSTING listeners messages - from dodgy hot sauce to phlegm in places you don’t want phlegm to be. REMEMBER… we have a new number for SECRETS HOTLINE and it is definitely working.Give us your most deepest, darkest secrets here: +44 7445 737710Thanks for listening x Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlyweds Email: [email protected]:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_Producer: @jemimarathboneAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docsVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @emzchampion Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are you feeling Spoooookyyyy?The NewlyDEADS are here this week for an extra-special halloween episode filled with scary treats. Are you ready for a trick or a treat? Producer Jack has written a spook-tackular story and shared some unfortunate dilemmas… PLUS, Natalie Walker a professional psychic reader from Psychic Sisters comes on the podcast to speak to Jamie's Grandfather. You can book Natalie hereREMEMBER… we have a new number for SECRETS HOTLINE and it is definitely working.Give us your most deepest, darkest secrets here: +44 7445 737710Thanks for listening x Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlyweds Email: [email protected]:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_Producer: @jemimarathboneAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docsVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @emzchampion Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we’re bringing you an exclusive bonus episode in partnership with Sky Cinema.Join us as I try to convince Jamie to get out of the house for an unforgettable date night thanks to Sky Cinema, who are offering two complimentary Vue tickets to their customers every month! Thanks for listening xYou must have a Sky TV and Sky Cinema subscription to be able to redeem this offer. The tickets are valid from Sunday to Thursday, and limits and restrictions apply. Please see Sky.com for terms Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week is WILD. The studio gets invaded mid record and nobody knows what's going on. I think for this one, less is more.And if you want to check out Jamie's special surprise for yourself, go to: the-tailors.co.ukREMEMBER… we have a new number for SECRETS HOTLINE and it is definitely working.Give us your most deepest, darkest secrets here: +44 7445 737710Thanks for listening x Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlyweds Email: [email protected]:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_Producer: @jemimarathboneAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docsVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @emzchampion Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Drum Roll Please….The Whitehalls are back!!! Michael and Hilary Whitehall come on the podcast to discuss weddings, their decades long marriage. and they read out some of your dirty listeners messages… with ‘terrible grammar’ according to Michael.PLUS Sophie and Jamie are chatting all things NewlyWed life, from mistaking Callum Scott for a Love Islander at the NTA’s, to meeting Jamie’s number one SUPER-fan.They discuss how their holiday to Dubai led to Sophie’s newfound Beckham obsession, terrible massages and Jamie’s dodgy teeth.Listen to Michael and Hilary’s new podcast The Whittering Whitehalls hereDon't forget our SECRETS HOTLINE, give us your most deepest, darkest secrets here: +44 7445 737710Thanks for listening x Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlyweds Email: [email protected]:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_Exec Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @emzchampionAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the NewlyWeds are back with an extra special guest: Alix Fox, the ‘decently indecent' writer, broadcaster and sex consultant on Sex Education… Alix is here to chat to Sophie and Jamie about getting down and DIRTY…Alix chats all things kink, keeping the sex life alive after marriage and how Sophie can handle Jamie’s SEX OBSESSION. Follow Alix on Instagram here: @alixfox PLUS, we have some shocking dilemmas, dodgy fake tans, life updates and more… REMEMBER… we have a new number for SECRETS HOTLINE and it is definitely working.Give us your most deepest, darkest secrets here: +44 7445 737710Thanks for listening x Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlyweds Email: [email protected]:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_Exec Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @emzchampionAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Does Jamie have:a) A yellow tongue b) A big fat whale tongue c) A stinky tongued) All of the of the aboveBuckle up baby because it’s d) All of the above… This week the newlyweds chat all things facial sh*gging, strange ticks, and more. PLUS, we have some extra special listeners messages for you… GUYS… As Jamie mentioned we have a new number for SECRETS HOTLINE and it is definitely working.Give us your most deepest, darkest secrets here: 07445 737710Thanks for listening x Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlyweds Email: [email protected]:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_Additional Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @emzchampionAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sophie is back baby! This week Sophie and Jamie ask the age old question… Habboo or Laing? Will Jamie take Habboo? Or will Sophie become the second Sophie Laing of the family? Plus, they chat seeing SHANIA TWAIN live, Sophie’s TERRIBLE driving and some very shocking listeners messages… DON’T FORGET TO CALL… ’Secrets Hotline’ where we want you to share your deepest, darkest secrets to: 07845897120Thanks for listening x Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlyweds Email: [email protected]:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_Additional Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @emzchampionAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Producer Jack abducts Jamie to find out what he’s REALLY done to Sophie. Why is she M.I.A? Has Jamie abducted her? Is she really at her sister’s wedding?Tune in to find out… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Family bonding or family therapy? Sophie is away prepping for her sister’s wedding this week… So we have the return of two VERY special guests… Penny and Emily Laing, Jamie’s mother and sister. Penny talks about taking her cheating boyfriend on holiday, break-ups and Jamie’s old embarrassing posts. Plus we hear about dog-munching condoms and baby-monitored sex…DON’T FORGET… We are launching ’Secrets Hotline’ where we want you to share your deepest, darkest secrets to: 07845897120Thanks for listening x Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlyweds Email: [email protected]:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_Additional Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @emzchampionAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we have two very special guests on the podcast… Sophie’s sister Georgia Habboo and her fiancé Tom Berry. With their wedding only weeks away, they’ll be chatting all things wedding and proposals. PLUS… Georgia spills the dirt on her & Sophie’s PHYSICAL fight and Tom’s near death experience on Jamie’s stag. Thanks for listening x Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlyweds Email: [email protected]:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_Additional Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @emzchampionAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have you ever spoken to your mum about having sex on your period in a church? Well Jamie has...This week Jamie’s Mum, Penny, is back on the podcast again for more insider scoops on Jamie’s childhood, poo protests and hiding boyfriends in a cupboard. PLUS… We get down and dirty with Jamie’s old school reports and some very naughty listeners messages. Thanks for listening x Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlyweds Email: [email protected]:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_Additional Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @emzchampionAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Jamie’s little sister Emily Laing is on the podcast to give Jamie a taste of his own medicine. She spills the dirt on Jamie’s cheeky childhood adventures… PLUS… Sophie shows Jamie what periods are REALLY like. We’ve sorted Jamie out with a period pain simulator and his reaction is… not pleasant. It’s safe to say Jamie has a low pain threshold. Thanks for listening x Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlyweds Email: [email protected]:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_Additional Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @emzchampionAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The NewlyWeds catch us up on their very busy week… From attending the Barbie premiere for five minutes, Jamie acting like a diva on the plane and Sophie INSISTING that mermaids are real. Plus, sending dick pics to your dentist, spotting Jamie walking in human poo and accidentally sharing a sex tape with your mum!! We’ve got some great listeners messages for you.Thanks for listening x Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlyweds Email: [email protected]:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_Additional Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @emzchampionAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From packing vibrators in a frantic panic to Sophie and Jamie’s strange mating calls, the NewlyWeds update us on all things marriage. PLUS, Sophie and Jamie read some shocking dilemmas…Cheesy feet? Being in love with your step-brother? A one-night stand meowing at you? You are in for a treat! Thanks for listening x Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlyweds Email: [email protected]:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_Additional Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @emzchampionAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A penis in a wine glass? Anal on the hotel balcony? Boy, do we have some listener’s messages for you!!This week Sophie and Jamie are joined by Tarot and Psychic reader, Fiongal Greenlaw, who will be predicting Sophie and Jamie’s future together. Are they twin souls? Or are they destined for chaos? Plus, Sophie and Jamie discuss the week’s highs and lows - from Vesper’ing down the M25 to attending Sophie’s sister’s wedding…You can book Fiongal for Tarot readings here: https://wellnessfoundry.co.ukThanks for listening x Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlyweds Email: [email protected]:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_Additional Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @emzchampionAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Buckle up baby! Our return as NewlyWeds is here and we are back with a bang!!! This week we get into the nitty gritty details of Jamie and Sophie’s honeymoon. Why did Sophie vomit out of her nose? What happened to Jamie’s baggage? And why did Sophie wear the same dress everyday? PLUS Sophie and Jamie answer all of your unanswered questions with a special section of listeners questions - for one week only! Thank you so much for all of the amazing messages whilst we’ve been away. We appreciate it so so much. Thanks for listening x Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlyweds Email: [email protected]:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_Additional Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @emzchampionAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

GUYS we're coming back! And coming back with a BANG 🚀 All we'll say is JULY but until then the sun is shining so here's another sizzling episode of Write Me Dirty...Post pod coitus and vapes in strange places…Presenting GK Barry, and Joe Baggs - the hottest new erotic fiction novelists with their debuts…‘Soho Whore House’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️What happens in the disabled toilets stays in the disabled toilets… When one thing leads to another Joe Baggs makes a shocking discovery about himself - he will never be the same again‘The coming of age story of our time- literally.’ The Financial Times‘Cranberry Showers’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Under the gritty backdrop of JD Wethers, sexual tensions escalate quickly, when two colleagues share more than they intended. They say there’s no smoke without fire, but what about vapes?’Modern day Shakespeare’ The IndependentCredits:Executive Producer: @JamielaingSenior Producer & Editor: @jemimarathboneAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docsVideographer: @jamierg99Engineer: Jamie BilesOriginal Theme: SnackTracksA JamPot Production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WE'RE ON HONEYMOON! But of course, we haven't forgotten you! Here's a little gift for your ears, to keep you satiated while we're away, and we'll be back very soon...(And if you love what you hear, you can SUBSCRIBE here: https://shows.acast.com/write-me-dirty) Forbidden love, nude FaceTimes and aphrodisiac sweets.Presenting Jamie Laing, and Tom Lucy - the hottest new erotic fiction novelists with their debuts…‘Brown Belts’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️How can a shower feel so dirty? What happens when a secret fantasy comes true? A tale of dominance and untold sexual desire between two friends.‘I’ve not felt this turned on since American Pie’ The Times‘Candy Smitten’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Evening. London. Strawberries. Cream. SEX. It started so sweet, but ended so salty. A secret kiss. A lot of rain. We’re not the only ones getting wet in this story.’Spellbinding’ The ObserverCredits:Executive Producer: @JamielaingSenior Producer & Editor: @jemimarathboneAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docsVideographer: @jamierg99Engineer: Jamie BilesOriginal Theme: SnackTracksA JamPot Production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Grab the tissues, and perhaps a lift raft, cos the tears are flowing in this FINAL episode of NearlyWeds.Jamie and Sophie are fresh off the back of wedding and boy have we got a treat for you and them as we relive the wedding - all the speeches - the best men, the father of the bride, the groom - plus live reactions from friends and family on the day.Thank you to Producer Jack for pouring his heart into this episode - it’s truly beautiful.Thank you to Sophie and Jamie for sharing this wild ride with us - it’s been a joy.And thank you to all of YOU for joining us on this journey. It’s been an absolute blast and we hope you enjoy this episode 🤍But for now, we bid adieu to NearlyWeds because we’re ‘Nearly’ no more.But watch this space… we’ll be backInstagram: @nearlywedspodcastTikTok: @nearlywedsEmail: [email protected]:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_Additional Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @emzchampionAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

13 months, 59 weeks, 413 days, it’s been a rollercoaster but we’re finally here. We made it. Pat yourself on the back ‘cos we’re going to the chapel baby, YEHHAAA!!!! Jamie and Sophie are getting married. It’s the wedding episode!! We’re taking you behind the scenes, chatting to the couple’s nearest and dearest. But before we get to "The Day," we’re hanging out with Jamie and Sophie at their pre-wedding retreat, Palmrocks. Then it’s rehearsal time before we get to THE BIG ONE.  And this is just the beginning - next week we’re going face first into the reception, joined by lots of special guests, dishing the deets on what is - let’s face is - probably the best wedding ever. And if you’re planning your own wedding, you simply must get the NearlyWeds Digital Wedding Planner here: https://www.gigiandolive.com/collections/all/products/the-nearlyweds-digital-wedding-plannerInstagram: @nearlywedspodcastTikTok: @nearlywedsEmail: [email protected]:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_Additional Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @emzchampionAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Lie Detector test is back and better than ever! Just days to go until the Spanish wedding, Jamie and Sophie Bring Mark back to the studio for an even more explosive test. Will Jamie reveal whether he still masterbates? Does Sophie think their sex has become stale since the wedding? And Did Jamie invite paparazzi to the London Wedding???PLUS… Producer Jack and Producer Jemima make their NearlyWeds debut. They reveal what it’s REALLY like working with Jamie and Sophie behind closed doors…Thanks for watching xDrum Roll… We are officially launching The NearlyWeds Digital Wedding Planner. We’ve taken everything we have learnt from all the experts we have spoken to and put it into 175 pages of Wedding Planning Help. Jamie's best woman, Georgie, founder of Gigi & Olive, was our constant confidant throughout the planning. A wedding expert who was also a great friend, giving us easy checklists and fantastic advice. This is why the 3 of us have created this beautiful digital planner focusing on everything you need to do as a NearlyWed. Easy to use and completely customisable; add pictures, create mood boards, input your budget, keep track of your guest list, compare supplier pricing and more; everything in this template will help you create the wedding you actually want. Get your own NearlyWeds Digital Wedding Planner here: https://www.gigiandolive.com/collections/all/products/the-nearlyweds-digital-wedding-plannerInstagram: @nearlywedspodcastTikTok: @nearlywedsEmail: [email protected]:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_Additional Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @emzchampionAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Three weeks to go until the wedding! Two very special guests have flown all the way from Spain to join us this week. First, Jamie and Sophie’s wedding cake designer, Kat for some very last minute cake tasting. Plus Lucia, the couple’s wedding planner lets us in on what Jamie and Sophie are REALLY like as clients.Listeners messages are off the richter scale this week and a special shout out to As and Charlotte for being bloomin' superstars with their incredible jingle - love it.If you want to eat Kat's cakes: https://katscakesmarbella.com/If you want a wedding planner in Marbella: https://www.caprichia.com/teamThanks for listening xInstagram: @nearlywedspodcastTikTok: @nearlywedsEmail: [email protected]:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_Additional Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @emzchampionAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.