Natural Habitat Podcast

Christmas is almost here and our brand new sponsor Dollar Tree, formerly known as Only $1.00, is here to make sure it's a memorable one. Mikey and Ty exchange gifts that make up a complete showcase that we then must assess and bid on, then whoever is closest get's the whole thing! It's like The Price Is Right but also not like that due to copyright. We also give gifts out to our listeners, sing a holiday remix of "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" entitled "Walkin' Around the Dollar Tree" and much much more! Pick your podcast distributor - www.hyperurl.co/nhpodcast Join our FB Group - www.facebook.com/groups/1679351095617684

This week, Mikey and Ty leave the studio to attend a comedy show starring Brandon Wardell. You may be thinking of getting into stand up and we have the million dollar advice to get you to the big leagues. We go over the cornerstones of comedy, prepare for the show, watch the worst set ever captured on film and much much more!

It's a dangerous world, out there... And you need to be able to protect yourself when you inevitably get attacked in some dark alleyway or train station. We teach you the skills you need to survive, introduce you to some dangerous men, call the security guard that looks like Blade and much much more!

Valentine's day will be here before you know it... If you're still looking for that "special someone" and having trouble sealing the deal, this podcast is for you. Maybe you're already in a relationship that you think is great... Turns out you're wrong. Mikey and Ty play matchmaker and teach you how to land a life partner. We also talk about psychedelics, decentralized media, black friday and much much more!

It's Friendsgiving in the US... not to be confused with the recently canceled "Thanksgiving" holiday we grew up with. Mikey and Ty give you some Friendsgiving hacks to make your holiday go smoother, go on a hunt for a Friendsgiving turkey, find out what our listeners are thankful for and much much more!

All the stars are here! After attending an awards ceremony over the weekend, we decide to cash in on the trend and hold a ceremony of our own. Join us in a celebrating 13 years of achievements as Ty and Mikey hand out 12 awards to 12 lucky recipients for "Most Dedicated Listener", "Most Least Dedicated Listener", "Still Alive?" and many many more! Brought to you by Camel Cigarettes

Mikey and Ty bring you into the future with a new, albeit extreme, political party called "Extreme Centrism" or "Extreme Moderatism". First we get into some New News and talk about Travis Scott's Astroworld tragedy and interview a real concertgoer, invite you all to the New Times Music Awards ceremony which will me nothing like Astroworld, hype the new LeviticusTha9 album "With My Eyes Closed", and then a local right wing car meet sparks us to create a movement that will live on in history and grant us all tax exemption status. Today marks the dawn of a new era. The inception of something larger than all of us, combined. A light in the dim political landscape that is 2021. All this and much much more! Listen to the new LeviticusTha9 Album here - https://open.spotify.com/album/3ZhZglVwJxnnHpi6xtJhMP

Welcome to a special Halloween edition of the Natural Habitat Podcast! Today we paint up and bring you a couple new segments including "Meme of the Week" where we look at a meme from this week and "New News" where we talk about new news. We also join some exclusive social media pages, Ty can't stop rhyming, and then we ask our listeners to solve the famous Halloween riddle, Trick or Treat?! All this and much much more!!!

We're building a Halloween Machine that can do it all. Think of Alexa or Siri... but it's BIG like a 1980s computer and only deos Halloween related things. They said it wasn't possible but we're here to prove them wrong! We also talk about other stuff, reach out to the listeners for some spooky sound suggestions and much much more!

We bring you a spooky one as Bil tries to ace the Omniology Test. Mikey quizzes Bil on a bunch of macabre topics and see if he has what it takes to make us all proud and win the golden pumpkin! Dang... I wish we had gotten a golden pumpkin for the episode and made that the prize, that would have been lit. Maybe next Halloween. Bil also takes a Turing Test. Enjoy!

#605 - The Squid Games - aka Squid Game With the recent popularity of Netflix's Squid Game, we decided to play our own version featuring games from our childhood, as well as dire consequences for losing. Mikey and Ty compete against each other and try to take home the grand prize in games like Yo-Yo, bloody knuckles and many more! Who are you rooting for?

Doses are getting more and more friendly-looking as products adopt a mainstream level of design and marketing. Some brands operate on the black market and don't even change their product name, they just sell medicated Chips Ahoy or whatever they want and turn that profit, baby! Ty and Mikey explore some different situations where people, kids animals and reporters have been unknowingly dosed, tell you what to look for if you think you ate some magical brownies and much much more!

Welcome to another "Throwback Thursday" where we go back and explore the days of olde. Today, Mikey and Stylz aka Cypher, explore some of the first things on the internet... The first YouTube video, website, meme, tweet, hamster dance and much much more!!

Today we mourn the loss of a true comedic legend, Norm Macdonald. We personally grew up with him hosting Weekend Update on SNL where he provided us with a lighter look at the world that we still carry with us today. His deadpan humor was one of a kind and he was a massive influence on many a "funny man". Ty and Mikey go through some notable moments in his career, introduce a new segment, reach out to some listeners and find out their favorite Norm Macdonald moments and much much much more!!!

Mikey and Ty are back with a brand new season, and a dozen brand new segments! Think of all the segments you could possibly do on a podcast, then hit play and witness us doing them all! You want crypto advice? ...We got it! You want pranks? ... We got em? New catchphrases? ... We say em! And much much more! This episode is brought to you by www.hoodritual.com Pick your podcast distributor - www.hyperurl.co/nhpodcast Join our FB Group - www.facebook.com/groups/1679351095617684

Mikey and Ty celebrate with YOU!!! It's our 600th episode and we didn't pull any punches with guests. We're joined by some of our friends, past guests, actors, athletes, comedians writers and stars, and they all want to tell us how great we are. Then we dive into the pool of our listeners and thank them individually for their service, we drink Kamikaze shots, make some announcements and much much more! This episode is brought to you by http://www.scrubberduckys.com and http://www.hoodritual.com This episode is brought to you by http://www.scrubberduckys.com and www.hoodritual.com Pick your podcast distributor - http://www.hyperurl.co/nhpodcast Join our FB Group - http://www.facebook.com/groups/1679351095617684

It's the end of an era here at the Natural Habitat Podcast as we officially end our first season. Today we tie up loose ends and address a few things for the last time including Kanye's new Donda album and respective listening parties, we squash the beef with the churches we've been at odds with and many more falling arcs. We also open the door to our newest threat, Police Accountability, check out Teslas new robot slave thing and much much more!!!

Mikey and Ty bring the world another new segment, "This F&#kin' Guy, Here" with much needed update on the man, the myth, the legend... Steven Seagal. We check in on his recent whereabouts, find out what SNL character could beat him up, and witness some broken ass arms! Then we bring you an update on the Chris Lambert case, dig through archives of his now deleted social media pages and much much more!

Mikey and Cypher are here to ring in the Halloween season with a Friday The 13th Spooktacular! We talk about a bunch of horrible things that happened on this day throughout the years, the terrifying condition "friggatriskaidekaphobia" and much much more!!

Mikey and Ty have all the deets on Ye and the messy rollout of Donda. At the time of recording, Kanye was still locked in Mercedes-Benz Stadium working on the final touches. We go over that, the cringe of the Gathering Of The Juggalos infomercial, Mikey got swindled by ICP, we're starting our own rap contest, our new segment "All About Matt", South Park renewed forever and much much more!!!

Mikey and Ty combine their comedic forces to bring you an unforgettable performance of the classic bit, Who's On First. They also discuss Kanye, the Donda listening party, bootleg versions of popular songs, Channel 5 wit Andrew Callaghan, decoding the pro-trump flags and much much more!!

Mikey and Ty reflect on the first half of their lives after turning 35 with a list of things you should experience before your mid-thirties. We also talk about the dangers of teens, another guy that's trying to cash in on our hard work, tell sad gardening stories and much much more!!! Donate - bit.ly/3isfqvj Pick your podcast distributor - hyperurl.co/nhpodcast

Church is back in session with Mikey and Ty in front of a live studio audience. The Church of Crannabis is our own religion and today we make our presence known in the scam church world by reaching out to our competition, establishing our goals, unveiling our new crypto, NFTs and we pray HARD!!! All that and more... Amennabis. Donate - bit.ly/3isfqvj Pick your podcast distributor - hyperurl.co/nhpodcast

Chris Hansen is back in the spotlight, but not for the reasons he would have liked. If Mikey and Ty have learned anything over the past year, it's that Chris Hansen is suspect, to say the least! They go ovee his illustrious career, his recent arrest, a strange film that he is credited in and much much more!!

Mikey and Bil have been diving deep into the immersive world of GTA Online in preparation for the upcoming GTA release from Rockstar Games, GTA VI. We discuss the evolution of the game, the struggle for 100% completion, the Mount Chiliad Mystery, what we've been been up to in Los Santos, news about the new title and much much more!!!

If there's one group in society that we've consistently beefed with, it's churches. I swear... the smaller they are, the bigger their attitudes. They say "if you can't beat em, join em" so we're doing exactly that and rebooting the Church of Crannabis!!! Mikey and Ty bring in known cult leader William Waffles to give them some pointers. Amennabis and prayers for you all, and especially for our impending tax exemption status.

Mikey and Matt get together for a huge update on some former conspiracies turned truths. John McAfee was found dead in his prison cell hours after his court hearing and Britney Spears has finally spoken out about her conservatorship. We got the scoop!!!

Modern art is one of life's greatest hacks, you can do pretty much anything under the guise of "art". Take this podcast, for example. Mikey and Cypher dive into the world of modern art and discuss an invisible statue that recently sold for way too much money, play a round of "Artistic or Autistic" and much much more!

There's a war being waged in the streets, A holy war right here in the USA. Every day, pastors of small churches prepare for battle and fight for your soul. I'm not talking about the classic "good vs evil" battle, I mean a battle with the algorithm to gain YouTube supremacy. We go over a few churches, discover some scams, call a prayer line and much mcuh more!

We have fallen victim to one of the most egregious crimes known to the internet, Intellectual Property theft. Mikey and Ty build a case against their new rival, dive into the fake "NATURAL HABITAT podcast", attempt to get legal advice and much much more!

We all have a friend that won't shut up about cryptocurrency, and it might be time to reach out to them for a wellness check because the market done crashed... hard!!! Worry not, young ones. Mikey and Ty are here to teach you how to flatten that curve and fatten those pockets with some legal (and some not so legal) money making tactics. Pick your podcast distributor - hyperurl.co/nhpodcast Buy Merch - www.bonfire.com/store/nhp/

Is the virus over? People are ditching the masks, concerts are being booked and politicians can kiss your babies again. Mikey and Ty talk about all the new things the world has to offer from restaurants to movie theatres and everything in between. We also talk about Ty's post-vaccine stats, Bill Gates's divorce, we watch Channel 5 and much much more!! Pick your podcast distributor - hyperurl.co/nhpodcast Buy Merch - www.bonfire.com/store/nhp/

Mikey and Ty dive deep into the depths of the internet and explore the McDonald's Iceberg. Free razors for breakfast, weird menu items, discontinued toys, questionable advertisments and then the dark stuff. Don't tell McDonald's we said any of this because we aren't trying to get a lawsuit. For real, please say nothing. Pick your podcast distributor - http://hyperurl.co/nhpodcast

Hoverboards are real! For real this time. I know, I know... you've heard this over and over but it's true! Mikey and Ty go through the generations of hoverboards, see the new model, watch cringy tiktoks, unveil our new segment "Not Brothers At Law" and much much more!!!

CCBS Present "Beats and Brews" - May 1st - Noon - Southside Coffee Co in Lompoc, CA. Asissy, the creater of the Central Coast Beat Social is back with a upcoming show! We talk about doing the socials post-covid, vaccinations, Asissy's upcoming project and much much more!! https://www.instagram.com/Asissy_/ https://soundcloud.com/asissy https://open.spotify.com/artist/7BeHo75s4VLkROB9WNThxW Pick your podcast distributor - hyperurl.co/nhpodcast

#580 - Our Very Own Backyard A lot of you have heard about the "Your Own Backyard" podcast but did you know that that's our backyard, too!? Yards have been searched and arrests have been made but Mikey and Ty have our own theories that could flip this thing upside down, so join us at the official press conference with the sheriff in a special on-location event! We also celebrate 4/20 with a PSA, investigate white boy summer and much much more!!

#579 - Prison TikTok You can get just about anything in prison. All kinds of contraband can be found inside the walls of every facility. One ever evolving item is phones, and today, Mikey and Cypher dive into the world of prison TikTok. A odd corner of the internet that exposes the prison system in a whole new way. Our mystery timer hits zero, we go over Danielle "Bhad Bhabie" Bregoli's response to Dr. Phil and much much more!

#578 - Teratoma Homunculus What is it? Find out on today's deep dive into the internet with Mikey Boohyah and William Waffles. Or just google it yourself. We also play Jeopardy. Look, to be honest, I'm in Vegas right now and having a hard time remembering what we did on this episode so click play and we'll find out together. Ok... I'm hanging up, now. Bye!

#577 - Countdown Mikey and Bil are just hanging out getting down on some topics when a mysterious timer appears at the studio. What does it mean? Who put it there? Will Chris Hanson finally make a real comeback? All this and much much more!!!

There are some things made for children that are just plain amazing! not even the stuff that's kind of geared towards adults, just well made children's stories. Today Mikey and Bill go over the dark truths of some classic tales, explore Aesop Rock's alleged children's album, make a story of our own and much much more!

On this "Hollywood Nights" episode, Mikey and Bil pay tribute to one of the greats. A true trailblazer and trendsetter in Romani culture, Sondra Mughfuggin Celli!!! Saying she makes dresses is a huge understament... she makes gowns that you can marry in, party in, fight in and so much more! We go over her work, talk about Andrew Callaghan leaving All Gas No Breaks and much much more! Pick your podcast distributor - hyperurl.co/nhpodcast Buy Merch - https://www.bonfire.com/store/nhp/

NFTs, or non-fungible tokens, are a special type of crypto which represents, and is eternally tied to, something unique. We discuss the virtual landscape "Decentraland", go over some high priced NFTs, make our own tokens, announce the Waraq World Tour and much much more!!! Pick your podcast distributor - hyperurl.co/nhpodcast Buy Merch - https://shop.spreadshirt.com/naturalhabitat/ Join our Patreon - www.patreon.com/naturalhabitatpodcast

Deepfakes are synthetic media in which a person in an existing image or video is replaced with someone else's likeness. While the act of faking content is not new, deepfakes leverage powerful techniques from machine learning and artificial intelligence to manipulate or generate visual and audio content with a high potential to deceive. We are entering a new era with the level of quality and it's getting hard to descern reality from fiction. You can't even tell!!! We explore some classic deepfakes, meet deep Tom Cruise and much much more!!

Did you hear about Armie Hammer?! We sure did! Today, Mikey and Bil go over some intense DMs, his cannibalism scandal, investigate some missing women and then get into the history and current state of cannibalism from necessity to performance art and everything in between.

Free Britney! Mikey and Matt join forces in protest of Jamie Spears and demand freedom for Britney. We cover the explosive documentary Framing Britney Spears and make jokes and only jokes. Not threats... Jokes.

Today is #SaferInternetDay... after the failed "Safe Internet Day", the world decided that "safer" is the best we could do so Mikey and Bil are here to teach you how to stay safer on the internet, watch some super bowl commercials and much much more!

The world is abuzz with stonks! The stock market is all anyone is talking about, and they're ALL professional advisors now. So we decided to add to the pile! DISCLAIMER: We actually don't talk about the stock market at all. We just thought it would be smart to put things like "dogecoin" and "gamestop" in the description. Kind of a ruse, so rest assured that we won't blab about NASDAQ and the Dow Jones. Insider trading. Ok, I'm done, bye.

Today, the boys get bougie and discuss the art of charcuterie. What starts as a conversation about Bufo Alvarius, the psychedelic toad of the Sonora Desert, quickly turns into the preparation and artistic display of meats, cheeses, crackers and everything in between. All this and much much more!

Reality TV has captivated audiences since it's inception, and new lines are crossed every season... sometimes too far. Wether it's a contract dispute, physical altercation or a downright murder, something threw these shows off the rails. Mikey and Bil go over some reality TV classics and then learn about the Lifetime's unreleased and forgotten "Good Grief" and the horrors of their basement. Pick your podcast distributor - hyperurl.co/nhpodcast Join our Patreon - www.patreon.com/naturalhabitatpodcast

*Educational Content* Mikey and Cypher have a lot in common... They're both Californians, they love the macabre and they each have air fryers in their kitchens. These lil babies really change the game when it comes to cooked anything, and we're here to school you on their creation and operation, then give you the most firest recipe you ever done did learn. Also, we talk about the dangers of synthetic cannabinoids. All this and much much more! Pick your podcast distributor - hyperurl.co/nhpodcast Join our Patreon - www.patreon.com/naturalhabitatpodcast