My Worst Date

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina discuss surviving the holidays and how terrible shopping has become. The FMK is between holiday songs O, Holy Night, Charlie Brown Christmas and All I Want For Christmas Is You. Going into the bad dates, Keegan shares a date that peed the bed, Cassi shares a story of a boss bringing his girlfriend (not his wife) to the holiday party and Christina shares a girl who turned it all the way up at her office party. Keegan wraps it up in the true crime segment, Tainted Love, with the story of Blazej Kot. 15% off at https://uncommongoods.com/worstdate Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We're back! In this bite size episode, Keegan, Cassi and Christina talk holiday party potlucks, drama and shenanigans and laugh about clueless dates, finger foods, the Heimlich maneuver and spaghetti noodles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You asked for it and we delivered. In this bonus tainted love movie episode from our Patreon feed, we cover the Christmas sensation, Hot Frosty! Happy Holidays, Worsties! We will return with a brand new episode next week, and appreciate your understanding as we navigate a rollercoaster of a year - we love you so much! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

My Worst Date… in SPACE!! This week Keegan and Christina join the show Too Stupid to Live to answer the MOST IMPORTANT question of all time: What happens when a super chill and easygoing person gets ABDUCTED BY ALIENS?! Today the show reviews Renegade Love ($2.99) by Ann Aguirre. Book: Renegade Love by Ann Aguirre Amazon Paperback To find Becky and Too Stupid to Live: Apple Podcasts Spotify YouTube Substack TikTok Instagram Due to recent events, we've had to postpone recording regular episodes of My Worst Date. We'll be back with regular episodes on 12/10 and appreciate your patience and understanding! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina discuss a date not offering food and beige flags. The FMK is between Stuffing, Mashed Potatoes and Gravy and Macaroni & Cheese. Going into the bad dates, Cassi shares a date full of sex facts, Keegan shares an AOL catfish and Christina shares a rollercoaster date at a Peddler's Mall. Cassi wraps it up in the true crime segment, Tainted Love, with the story of Simeonette Mapes-Crupi. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina discuss going out rules, improv sex lives and Halloween costume wins. The FMK is between Nick Kroll, Nick Offerman and Matthew Lillard. Going into the bad dates, Keegan shares a date in a shed, Christina shares a role reversal date and Cassi shares a date with an extensive list of everything that's wrong. Keegan wraps it up in the true crime segment, Tainted Love, with the story of Celeste Manno. Thanks to our sponsor, Beducated. Go to https://beducate.me/worstdate69 and use code worstdate69 for 65% off your yearly pass—that’s just $69 for the whole year, locked in for life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina discuss if having a boyfriend is embarrassing and what the rules for hugging your friend's husband are. The FMK is between Scorpios Joaquin Phoenix, Gerard Butler and Penn Badgely. Going into the bad dates, Christina shares a date with a man fresh out of a breakup, Keegan shares a date swiping Tinder on the date, and Cassi shares a date seeking a sensual lover. Christina wraps it up in the true crime segment, Tainted Love, with the story of Sarah Maria Cornell. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina talk about Lily Allen's very detailed new album about David Harbour and why you shouldn't wrong a musician. The FMK is between red flag guys from the 80s, 90s and 00s. Going into the bad dates, Cassi shares a date that can't shake a bad gut feeling, Keegan shares an awful dinner date with surprise ingredients and Christina shares a date built up for 2 years that slowly deflates on an air mattress. Cassi wraps it up in the true crime segment, Tainted Love, with the story of Dr. Richard Illes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina go through a wild Am I The Asshole question and play FMK with David Cross, Weird Al Yankovic and Paul Scheer. Going into the bad dates, Christina shares a Snapchat truth or dare, Keegan shares a date that goes from love bombing to absolute psycho and Cassi shares a date with kissing cousins. Christina wraps it up in the true crime segment, Tainted Love, with the story of Marie Spannhake. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina talk about the new Taylor Swift album and the dangers of being dickmatized. The FMK is between Keke Palmer, Megan Thee Stallion and Hayley Williams. Going into the bad dates, Keegan shares a disappearing movie date, Cassi shares a date that's mega racist and Christina shares a date with a wild open door policy. Keegan wraps it up in the true crime segment, Tainted Love, with the story of Maurice and Maralyn Bailey. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina talk about AI companions and love scams. The FMK is between Keith Urban, Tom Cruise and Lenny Kravitz. Going into the bad dates, Cassi shares a date with a troubled married dude, Christina shares a hungover date and Keegan shares a date that can do impressions...maybe. Cassi wraps it up in the true crime segment, Tainted Love, with the story of Evie Watson. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this bite-sized episode Keegan, Cassi and Christina talk about the Burning Man Orgy Tent and jump into bad dates featuring model portfolios, surprise Porky Pigs, cosigning loans, soiled jeans, red pills at Olive Garden, unicorns, car troubles and secret wives. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina talk going out etiquette and cringe culture. The FMK is between Rivers Cuomo, Alanis Morissette and Nick Hexum. Going into the bad dates, Christina shares a guy with the longest breakup text ever, Cassi shares a terrible repeat date and Keegan shares a guy's smelly turn off. Christina wraps it up in the true crime segment Tainted Love with the story of Seemona Sumasar. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina update about the Irish matchmaking festivals and talk aliens and the rapture. The FMK is between Libras Bruce Springsteen, Brie Larson and Glen Powell. Going into the bad dates, Keegan shares a gold digging date at Applebee's, Cassi shares a high school date getting one-upped by a friend and Christina shares a date with interesting condom techniques. Keegan wraps it up in the true crime segment Tainted Love with the story of Joanne Witt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Keegan, Cassi & Christina talk sex toys and body modification. The FMK is between short kings Marc Maron, Mark Ruffalo and James McAvoy.Going into the bad dates Cassi shares a date that just won't or can't stop talking, Kegan shares a date with surprise kids and Christina shares a date with a very memorable entrance. Cassi wraps it up in the true crime segment, Tainted Love, with the story of Charlene Childers.Interested in the toy we were talking about - got 10% discount at LELO here for you: https://lelo.to/LELOxMWD use code DATE10 This is an affiliate link - thank you for your support! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina talk about hygiene drama on TikTok and Ireland's matchmaking festival. The FMK is between Pierce Brosnan, Paul Mescal and Cillian Murphy. Going into the bad dates, Christina shares an awkward teenage date to the movies, Cassi shares a date throwing up into a fender bender and Keegan shares a date with surprise roommate. Christina wraps it up in the true crime segment, Tainted Love, with the story of Mark Jensen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina discuss a reddit thread about a sister being uninvited to family functions due to husband's kink and play fmk with a foot fetish, exhibitionism and BDSM. Going into the bad dates, Keegan shares a date that left early to get back to an ex, Christina shares a chaos goblin on a road trip to Florida and Cassi shares a date from an actual horror movie. Keegan wraps it up in the true crime segment, Tainted Love, with the story of Robert Spangler. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this bite-sized episode Keegan, Cassi and Christina talk about the Burning Man Orgy Tent and jump into bad dates featuring model portfolios, surprise Porky Pigs, cosigning loans, soiled jeans, red pills at Olive Garden, unicorns, car troubles and secret wives. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina talk about how to rate yourself using the Spice Girl method and ASHBY on TikTok. The FMK is for Virgo season: Alexander Skarsgard, Pink and Colin Firth. Going into the bad dates, Cassi shares a date that tries to sneak in backup, Keegan shares a date that brings family, and Christina shares a date that discovers Long Island Iced Teas. Cassi wraps it up in the true crime segment, Tainted Love, with the story of Lana Turner. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina discuss homesteading and the low birth rate. The FMK is between Supermen Christopher Reeve, David Corensweat and Henry Cavill. Going into the bad dates, Christina shares a date that heads out early, Cassi shares a college date that ends with a bang, and Keegan shares a date with an Andrew Tate fan. Christina wraps it up in the true crime segment, Tainted Love, with the story of Ruth Finley. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina discuss summer depression and Kendra falling in love with her psychiatrist. The FMK is between Jason Ritter, Dave Franco and Liam Neeson. Going into the bad dates, Keegan shares a date that turns into a stalker, Cassi shares a date with a huge surprise and Christina shares a date that should really check their texts before sending. Keegan wraps it up in the true crime segment, Tainted Love, with the story of Kristine Healy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina discuss moms and weight, microaggressions and ozempic. The FMK is between Selena Gomez, Salma Hayek and Michael Pena. Going into the bad dates, there's date that keeps showing up uninvited, a disappearing party, surprise naked beaches, dudes crying and bowling. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina discuss making crow friends and vacations. The FMK is between dream vacations Fiji, Scotland and Egypt. Going into the bad dates, there's a mom who set up a criminal date for her son, another naked surprise, a date too intoxicated, a date that wants a "real man", a dude trying to get his date to babysit and some poop in the road. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina talk about safety with men and porn and play FMK with Barack Obama, Maya Rudolph and Sebastian Stan. Going into the bad dates, there's a date that won't take no, someone bringing their wife to their date's job, labeling a date Do Not Answer, a date that admits to kidnapping, undercooked Korean BBQ and a freaking ventriloquist. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina talk low stakes drama and second hand embarrassment. The FMK is between summer drinks white wine, lemon shandy and moscow mule. Going into the bad dates, there's one at a grocery store deli, a date showing off to friends, a date in dodgy London, divorce at a restaurant, prayer for dogs and an intoxicated therapist. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina discuss a reddit trophy wife post with the worst insult of all time. The FMK is between Risk, Clue and Trivial Pursuit. Going into the bad dates, there's the coldest date of all time, a strip club, a date too soon after a breakup, a date trying to pass off takeout as home cooking, a date used as a pawn, and a homemade sensory deprivation tank. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this bite-sized bonus episode, Keegan, Cassi and Christina talk cat problems and dystopian thoughts, and laugh about dates with dying grandmas, Hades, Dance Dance Revolution, iguanas and ESPN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina discuss r/badwomensanatomy and old Cosmo magazines. The FMK is between Solange, Post Malone and Pam Anderson. Going into the bad dates, there's a date that wants to speed run a relationship, bad date bingo, first trip proposals, moles getting cheeky, more farts and for a twist, the best date of all time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina discuss difficulties in setting boundaries as people pleasers and play FMK with Hermoine Granger, Maleficent and Nancy from The Craft. Going into the bad dates, there are older married guys getting farting on, ordering extra food to go, washing off hamburgers, sex in public bathrooms, meeting the parents and surprise fiances. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina shout out fantastic listener write ins, and talk about No Kings protests and Tyler's amazing cruise karaoke. The FMK is between cruise lines Carnival, Royal Caribbean and Disney. Going into the bad dates, Cassi shares a very special private guitar performance, Christina shares a rude date that chooses baseball over the Bachelor and Keegan shares a date that has no boundaries. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina talk about a date on a budget and the farce of the male loneliness epidemic. The FMK is between Himesh Patel, Jeffrey Wright and Bobby Cannavale. Going into the bad dates, there's a surprise date to a science museum, blue cheese breath, crashing another date, lies about age and a duster date having a bad Tuesday. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina get real about perimenopause and menopause, play FMK with Jean Smart, Helen Mirren and Katey Sagal, and share terrible date stories featuring petty breakups, mouthy divas, Myspace, ethical dilemmas and meeting the parents. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This bite-sized bonus features bad Bachelor dates and TikTok Grandma drama, and bad date stories with pocket knives, stolen tips and Yaris shootouts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina discuss both sides of a breakup, play FMK with Geminis Mackelmore, Richard Madden and Michael Cera, and share bad date stories featuring games, parties, first date shits and baby pics. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina talk about TikTok scams and a disappearing husband. The FMK is between Yellowstone, Zion and Sequoia National Parks.Going into the bad date stories, there's surprise spiders, bad jerk off jokes, Troll dolls, stealing stranger's food and experimental jazz. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina discuss 100 Americans vs 100 brits and this year's Met Gala looks. The FMK is between Teyana Taylor, Janelle Monae, and Brian Tyree Henry. Going into the bad dates, Christina shares an observed bad date at a restaurant, Keegan shares a bad date in a tough bathroom situation and Cassi shares a date with way too much going on to be dating. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina discuss porn and 100 men versus 1 gorilla. The FMK is between Pools, Lake and Ocean. Going into the bad dates, Cassi shares a date that ruined a blanket fort, Christina shares a date that had to make sure everything was evenly split and Keegan shares a date with a surprise in his pants. Cassi wraps it up in the true crime segment, Tainted Love, with the story of Catherine Martinez. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this bite-sized episode, Keegan, Cassi and Christina discuss faking your death to get out of a hard conversation, laugh about dinosaur conspiracies, and mistaken communication. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina talk about My Strange Addiction, hygiene and baby awards. The FMK is between Fergie, Mariah Carey and Katy Perry. Going into the bad dates, Keegan shares a relationship where the lie has gone way too far, Cassi shares a date that goes from a play to a peep show and Christina shares a date with mistaken supplements. Keegan wraps it up in the true crime segment, Tainted Love, with the story of the Columbo Family murders. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina talk about constant flatulence and baby men. The FMK is between Robert Pattinson, Michelle Pfeiffer, and Jamie Dornan. Going into the bad dates, Christina shares a date with a selfish lover, Cassi shares a relationship ruined by the Satanic Church and Keegan shares a warning about giving that Nice Guy a chance. Christina wraps it up in the true crime segment, Tainted Love, with the story of Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina discuss credit card fraud in relationships and April Fools pranks. The FMK is between John C Reilly, JK Simmons and John Turturro. Going into the bad dates, Cassi shares an old school date over malts, Christina shares a date with an aging party animal and Keegan shares a date with expensive salmon. Cassi wraps it up in the true crime segment, Tainted Love, with the story of Jeff and Susan Wright. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina discuss The Group Chat on TikTok and girls' night etiquette. The FMK is between Helena Bonham Carter, Parker Posey and Juliette Lewis. Going into the bad dates, Keegan shares a hiking date with a trust fund artist, Cassi shares a fancy restaurant date with a Nintendo Switch and Christina shares a Tinder hookup who buried the lead. Keegan wraps it up in the true crime segment, Tainted Love, with the story of fraudster Lord Bertie Underwood. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Keegan, Cassi and Christina in this bite-sized bonus episode to talk about subtext in conversations, and laugh about bad dates with sweaty hands, wet pants, naked parents, pay pigs and roaches. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina discuss the 7 part Hailey Bieber series and bad girl vacations. The FMK is childhood crushes Jonathan Knight, Orlando Bloom and Leonardo DiCaprio. Going into the bad dates, Christina shares a date that becomes a hate crime, Cassi shares a date with a felon cop and Keegan shares a blind date that ends up somewhere you'd never suspect. Christina wraps it up in the true crime segment, Tainted Love, with the story of Mary Lynn Witherspoon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina talk about The Materialists trailer and why there are only 3 acceptable endings. The FMK is for Aries season and is between Jessica Chastain, Keira Knightley and Seth Rogan. Going into the bad dates, Cassi shares a date that flew to meet a manbaby, Christina shares a date with a dental disaster and Keegan shares a date with guns and the live action Lion King. Cassi wraps it up in the true crime segment, Tainted Love, with the story of Sylvie Cachay. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina discuss menopause symptoms and period rants. The FMK is between Medusa, Sirens, and Mermaids. Going into the bad dates, Keegan shares a date with a sweet tooth, Christina shares a date that rudely wakes the house at 4am and Cassi shares a date with too many signs from the universe. Keegan wraps it up in the true crime segment, Tainted Love, with the story of Cathy Wilson. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina talk about memory problems and sex dolls with AI. The FMK is between WALL-E, HER and R2-D2. Going into the bad dates, Christina shares a date with a super religious guy, Cassi shares a date put on standby and Keegan shares a date that just lets it all go. Christina wraps it up in the true crime segment, Tainted Love, with the story of Kevin Mengel. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina talk about secrecy in relationships and potatoes. The FMK is between curly fries, waffle fries and tater tots. Going into the bad dates, Cassi shares a scary date where a different person shows up, Keegan shares a love connection featuring lice, and Christina shares a date with photo albums. Cassi wraps it up in the true crime segment, Tainted Love, with the story of Ali and Ana Abulaban. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this month's bite-sized episode, Keegan, Cassi and Christina talk about what's in the box and unique revenue opportunities, and laugh about bad dates containing bats, lice, tampons, NDAs and seashells. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices