My Spooky Gay Family

From evil queens to sea witches, from headless horsemen to psychotic cats, Disney has always been a favorite in the queer community and the horror community. In this week's episode Pissi and Sam are diving right into why Disney is so beloved in this spooky gay family.

In this episode Sam and Pissi tell a listener story, discuss why Dad hates Pissi, and the adventures of homemade sauce.

Sam and Pissi are taking the time to discuss their favorite devilish deviants... vampires! From the funny to the horrifying, we're covering everything that makes us want to put our necks on the line for these classic killers.

In an age old My Spooky Gay Family tradition, Sam and Pissi set out to discuss their favorite quarantine music, and then talk almost exclusively about cookies.

Today marks almost exactly six months to Halloween! Which makes this... Aprilween? HallowApril? In honor of this spooky annual milestone, Sam and Pissi discuss how they're gearing up for the season of the witch, and tell some scary stories courtesy of the internet.

What's getting you through this quarantine? For Sam and Pissi, the answer is frivolously spending all of their money until they die.

Sam and Pissi talk about one of the many horror movies inspired by the Scream franchise, and one of the most beloved slashers of the 90s—Urban Legend.

In this episode Sam and Pissi talk a lot about Ouija boards, deserted hospitals, and ranch dressing.

In this very unstructured minisode Sam and Pissi discuss their lives in quarantine, what they're up to these days, and their failed attempts at productivity.

What could possibly be funny about horrific situations? We'll tell you! In this episode Pissi and Sam give their opinions on just what's so funny about being scared. *NOTE*- During these crazy times, we are trying to practice all possible safety measures, including social distancing. This is the first episode we've recorded remotely, so you may hear some technical issues in this episode. Please rest assured that we're working on fixing them so that you can continue to enjoy all of the silliness from the safety of your quarantine.

The spooky siblings are delving back into their favorite franchise... SCREAM! In this episode, Sam and Pissi are joined by Bob to talk about the first sequel in the Scream franchise.

In this episode Sam and Pissi are joined by Bob discuss the quarantine and a super freaky ghost(face) story from their childhood friend.

Sam and Pissi are very excited to talk about the things they loved about the new Leigh Whannell film The Invisible Man. *Spoiler Alert* This episode discusses plot points and information that would spoil crucial moments of the film for those who have not yet watched it. Please be advised before listening!

In this minisode Sam and Pissi read a new spoopy listener story, and give their suggestions for what you should be bingeing while you're practicing social distancing.

On this episode, which Sam has been eagerly anticipating, the spooky siblings talk about the best, most horrific day of the month... Friday the 13th! Find out which counselor's death scene is the most entertaining, who would beat Mrs. Voorhees hand-to-hand, and just what those friggin' sounds are...

Sam and Pissi read a spooky listener story, go for some literal toilet humor, and talk about the gender-bendiest topic of them all... drag!

Pissi and Sam get right down to what fucks you up in this episode about phobias!

In a new "Movies That Made Us Gay", Sam and Pissi discuss one of their favorite queer movies from the 90s... The First Wives Club! Find out which feelings they have (spoiler: it's ALL OF THEM) as they try on all their favorite quotes from this hysterical queer favorite in THEIR SIZE.

Sam and Pissi are joined by very special guests Tyler Jensen and Roman Chimienti, the directors of the new horror documentary "Scream, Queen! My Nightmare on Elm Street" about Mark Patton and his life after Nightmare.

What are we to do when we say we're going to make an episode all about the things that make us calm, and then we spend half an hour complaining? WE TRY AGAIN. Find out what brings us to our happy place... for REAL this time.

1, 2, Freddy's coming for you... 5, 6, we're not great at math. But we are pretty good at telling you what we love about Wes Craven's deadly funny man, Freddy Krueger! And... it's a bobcast!

The spooks are joined by Bob for the first mini-Bob! In this episode they talk about everything they love (and loathe) about going to the movies.

All you need is love... and maybe an alibi if you're in one of the movies we're talking about today. In this Valentine's Day episode, the spooky siblings discuss what role romance plays in the horror genre.

Is this a "Movies That Made Us Gay"? Is it totally off-topic? Who knows! All we know is that here at My Spooky Gay Family we're just crazy about Mel Brooks.

Pissi and Sam couldn't put it off any longer—they just HAD to talk about their favorite 1970s creature feature... JAWS! The wait is over, finished, DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN...

The two queens of nervous laughter discuss what it is that makes them so tense, and how they cope with their anxiety.

This week Bob joins for another bobcast about the scariest movies of all... reboots and remakes! Find out why going back to our beloved series makes our skin crawl.

Is it a fad? Is it exploitative? Sam and Pissi get to the bottom of what people love about true crime.

Sam and Pissi talk about their favorite critters and creatures in this minisode about pets.

Is it the Jersey Devil? Is it the Devil's Tomb? Is it left lane of the New Jersey Turnpike? In this episode Sam and Pissi get down to the nitty gritty of just what it is that makes New Jersey so downright scary.

Sam and Pissi spend a little over half an hour talking about the thing that scares them most... calories.

What was that bump in the night? What's watching you from the darkness? Sam and Pissi discuss another of their favorite sub-genres... hauntings!

In a new minisode subset, Sam and Pissi discuss one of the movies that turned them into flaming, flaming... on the sides of their faces... Heaving... breathle... HEAVING breaths... Heaving...

Sam and Pissi take a deep dive into what, besides Pissi's waist line, we can expect in terms of scares in 2020.

As 2019 comes to a close, Pissi and Sam reflect on their favorite moments shared this year with their spooky, gay family.

Sam and Pissi revisit the grandfather of all slashers in this episode about the Christmas slasher classic Black Christmas (1974).

In this very special holiday minisode, Pissi and Sam answer questions from their very spoopy listeners.

In this episode Pissi and Sam delve into the darker side of Christmas as they discuss one of their favorite campy yuletide horror movies... Krampus!

In anticipation of Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, Sam and Pissi discuss everything that's spooky about a galaxy far, far away.

Pissi and Sam interview a longtime friend—historian, curator, and all around badass Kathy Kelly who owns the Paranormal Museum, as well as Paranormal Books and Curiosities (the attached bookstore) in Asbury Park, NJ.

It's the holiday season, and in this episode Sam and Pissi are making the yuletide gay as they discuss their favorite holiday traditions, what makes Christmas spooky, and how to survive your conservative family at Christmas dinner.

Happy Thanksgiving! In this week's festive episode, Sam and Pissi discuss the gay cannibal everyone loves to hate... Jeffrey Dahmer.

In this minisode Sam and Pissi discuss their lives as professional farmers in the sweeping, rural landscape of the hit video game Stardew Valley. They also make fun of Bob and his phone.

This week Sam and Pissi are joined by Pissi's friend, noted actor and owner of Dark Interiors oddities and collectibles, Adam Bashian.

In the first minisode Pissi and Sam discuss the buzz amidst Pissi's appearance at the first public impeachment hearing in Washington, D.C.

Pissi and Sam give their take on one of the spookiest contemporary hauntings, the first installment in the Insidious franchise.

Pissi and Sam discuss all things vicious and virtual in this episode about video games, horrific and otherwise.

Pissi and Sam discuss the reason for the season in this episode about the spiritual side of Halloween.

In the first of many episodes examining horror sub-genres, Pissi and Sam dive deep into the world of slasher movies to discuss why they’re still sharp and which parts are starting to dull around the edges.

Pissi and Sam discuss the granddaddy of all slasher movies and why over forty years later we still celebrate the night HE came home.