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Crockpot Salmonella Soup, White People Still Can't Cook (with Dulce Sloan)
Season 6 · Episode 25

Crockpot Salmonella Soup, White People Still Can't Cook (with Dulce Sloan)

My Momma Told Me

February 10, 20261h 19m

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Show Notes

The hilarious Dulce Sloan returns to the pod and brings the boiling, flavorless conspiracy theory that white people can't cook. That crockpot lifestyle is just begging for salmonella soup. Langston and David exalt the brilliance of mathematician Terrance Howard, clown Dulce for trying to pick up a guy in the hallway, and one brave caller asks the question we've all been asking, "What color was Michael Jackson's penis?" 

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