Mostly Nitpicking

Werewolves! Vampires! Italians! What will they think of next? This week Nando DJ and Diggins jump on the back of a motorcycle so they can get a vision of the Twilight Saga: New Moon. They nitpick the powers, the rules, and of course the pickup trucks. (Also we realize Diggins' mic sounds a little weird but we couldn't do anything about it.)

Not one Adam. BUT TWO! This week Nando DJ and Diggins travel to probably Vancouver and watch the movie that had the most Netflix something something something of all time, the Adam Project. They nitpick the guns, the ships, and of course the lightsabers.

It's finally here. This week, Nando DJ and Diggins throw on a bunch of eyeliner, gas up the Batmobile, and feed their cats to watch what some are calling the best Batman movie ever made, The Batman. They nitpick the riddles, the rats, and of course the bats.

Movies. Maketh. Mess. This week Nando DJ and Diggins look at a movie that came out the week after Spider-Man so everyone forgot it exists but now it's on all the streaming sites. It's The King's Man. They nitpick the spies, the cabal, and of course the Rasputin.

Can't chart it. Nope. This week Nando DJ and Diggins chart a course to the hot new chart movie of 2022, Uncharted. They nitpick the cats, the crosses, and of course the charts.

Hold on tight, Mostly Nitpickers! This week Nando DJ and Diggins take a trip up north to watch the movie that launched a thousand careers, Twilight. They nitpick the schools, the cars, and of course the baseball.

No Sam Rockwells to save us here. This weekend Nando DJ and Diggins grab their cool guy leather jackets to expose the greatest coverup in box office history, Moonfall. They nitpick the marriages, the astronauts, and of course the moon.

He's the trash man! He eats trash! This week Nando DJ and Diggins return to Gotham to check out the movie that launched a thousand rocket penguins, Batman Returns. They nitpick the flippers, the outfits, and of course the Schreck.

Batman (1989) Returns! This week Nando DJ and Diggins take a break from new movies to talk about a movie they've already talked about on purpose because that was the plan you can't prove anything! It's Batman 1989. They nitpick the guns, the makeup, and of course the mimes!

Watch out! It's coming right through the screen! It's a weird gimmick that doesn't really work anymore because nobody has 3D TVs. This week, Nando DJ and Diggins Jack in to the metaverse to watch the movie that predicted the future of gaming and the future of how Avengers Endgame would end, Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over. They nitpick the games, the robots, and of course the uncles.

It's 2022! So let's spend the first podcast of the year talking about last year! This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins review the worst year ever and speculate about what will probably be the worst year ever. Who know? Maybe things will be good.

He still knows Kung Fu. Doesn't really use it as much. But he does know it. This week, Nando DJ and Diggins dump their blue pills down the drain so they can watch the second movie this year about a man going into a digital world to fight Warner Bros, The Matrix Resurrections. They nitpick the coffee, the bots, and of course the cakes again.

We're something of a podcast, ourselves. This week, Nando DJ and Diggins get transported into a strange dimension to watch the most Spider-Man movie of 2021, Spider-Man: No Way Home. They nitpick the colleges, the spells, and of course the supplements.

He's got a red suit. He lives in New York. He swings around the city. The one and only. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins get ready for Spider-Man No Way Home by watching a movie that doesn't really connect to No Way Home and nobody likes, 2003's Daredevil. They nitpick the flirting, the music, and of course the leather.

The end is here. Not...like...the end end but a half end until the real end in three more movies. This week, Nando DJ and Diggins throw on their raggedy flannel to watch the movie that is the third Matrix movie, The Matrix Ressur... Oh wait. Revolutions. The Matrix Revolution. Geez, these titles. They nitpick the mechs, the EMPs, and of course the raves.

Before the revolution and waaaay before the resurrection, there was the reloading. This week, Nando DJ and Diggins plug back into the 2000's wonderland where the clothes are black and the cake is...something, to watch the movie that made everyone excited/concerned for the finale, The Matrix Reloaded. They nitpick the doors, the swords, and of course the werewolves.

Warning: we talk about what scene from the first Ghostbusters where Dan Aykroyd gets down with a ghost A LOT in this episode so maybe not one for the kids. This week, Nando and Diggins (and maybe DJ's ghost nodding approvingly) move to Smalltown USA to watch the next in what will almost certainly be a long line of soft reboots to a franchise that definitely does not need it, Ghostbusters: Afterlife They nitpick the Crunch Bars, the marshmallows, and of course the fire poles.

From the Director of Central Intelligence, here comes Central Intelligence: This Time with Deadpool! This week, while DJ is honeying the moon, Nando and Diggins go to a bunch of locations vaguely associated with heist movies to watch this week's big Netflix thing that everyone will forget in a week, Red Notice. They nitpick the action, the comedy, and of course the twists.

The balance of power in the Marvel Cinematic Universe is about to change, forever. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins get in their big flying triangle to watch the movie event of early November, Marvel's Eternals. They nitpick the powers, the history, and of course the Kingo.

No jokes here. This movie rules. This week, Nando DJ and Diggins sit down and watch The Matrix, a movie that rules. They nitpick the coats, the ants, and of course the whoas.

Dune. Dune. Dune. Dune. Dune. Dune. Dune! Dune! Dune! DUNE! DUNE! DUUUUUNE! This week, Nando, DJ, and Diggins spice up their lives and travel the stars to watch the movie that is taking 2021 by storm, Dune. They nitpick the spider guys, the goo, and of course the Idaho.

It's dome o'clock! This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins step into the empty CGI void that is the DC Fandome and then they also step into somehow emptier the void that is capitalism aka Squid Game. They nitpick the games, the cowls, and of course the heairarchy of power in the DC Universe.

You thought the Christoph Waltz impressions were bad before? This week, Nando DJ and Diggins retire and then unretire to watch the James Bond movie that never seemed like it was going to come out but then it did, No Time to Die. They nitpick the eyes, the watches, and of course the Smart Blood.

Uhoh. Venom sabotaged Nando's mic because he didn't like the movie! This week, Nando DJ and Diggins swing over to watch the movie event if the year (if you want to see Tom Hardy be a dirty little freak), Venom: Let There Be Carnage! They nitpick the raves, the shrieks, and of course the internets.

He's the architect of all your pain! Or the author. Whatever. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins watch the James Bond movie that launches a thousand bad Chrisoph Waltz impressions, Spectre. They nitpick the trains, the drills, and of course the octopuses.

Now dig on this. While Diggins is off doing his late night sand experiments, Nando and DJ swing over to watch the movie that launches a thousand memes and one reboot, Spider-Man 3. They nitpick the Sandman, the Venom, and of course The Sandman.

The double feature that 2021 deserves. This week, while Diggins is away meeting every cat in Turkey, Nando and DJ watch not one but TWO movies that could not be more different, Kate and Malignant. They nitpick the guns, the doctors, and of course the falling from great distances.

It's such a good movie, they spend a big chunk of the pod dunking of Dear Evan Hansen. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins drive over to watch the MCU movie about a heroic BMW that saves the world, Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings. They nitpick the dragons, the rings, and of course the horse.

Lion Clan ain't nothin to fuck with! This week, Nando DJ and Diggins turn the poll upside down and watch a movie that nobody saw when it came out and isn't talked about very much but it has kung fu in it and that was enough for us, The Man with the Iron Fists. They nitpick the punches, the kicks, and of course the knives

Don't have a good movie. Have a GREAT movie. Or let's say a good movie with flaws. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins get the link cable and the GameCube adapter so they can team up to watch the movie that Ready Player One thinks it is, Free Guy. They nitpick the power ups, the developers, and of course the brand synergy.

The ARE some sort of Suicide Squad. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins jump out of a helicopter and swim to watch the first movie of 2021 that we all agreed we really like, James Gunn's The Suicide Squad. They nitpick the good characters, the good action, and the good jokes.

It's a real fake cruise. Or is it a fake real cruise. We may never know? This week Nando DJ Diggins and special guest and Disney Expert Michelle journey into the depths of the Amazon to discover the latest entry in the PGMAMMAPOCTU (the Please God Make As Much Money As Pirates Of The Caribbean Universe), Jungle Cruise. They nitpick the hats, the cats, and of course Disney's thirteenth first openly gay character.

Knowing (this movie is weird) is half the battle! This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins put on their silly helmets and motorcycle into the movie that certainly did come out this year, Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins. They nitpick the ninjas, the joes, and of course the Infinity Stones.

Come on and SLAM! Your head into a brick wall. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins are pulled into the Serververse to watch the only marketing presentation...I mean movie with both the evil sex cult Nun from the X-Rated movie Devils and Porky Pig, Space Jam: A New Legacy. They nitpick the planets, the toons, and of course Borat's friend Ali G Rhythm.

What did you expect? This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins materialize some daggers and slip into their catsuits for a DOUBLE FEATURE! In the first half they talk about the hit film of 2021 that was scheduled to release in 2020 but honestly should have probably come out in 2017, BLACK WIDOW. Then, they look at the first season of Marvel television that starred an alligator ,LOKI! They nitpick the flips, the timelines, and of course the apples.

Die in a pointless war to not save the future. Sounds like a solid plan. By popular demand, this week Nando DJ and Diggins drop into to watch Amazon Prime's latest entry in the we bought this and now it's (kinda) free so eh why not give it a watch Saga, The Tomorrow War. They nitpick the time travel, the aliums, and of course the family.

We've been gone for too long. But it's time to get back to...the movies. This week, Nando DJ and Diggins strap in and Corona down to watch the newest entry in what is apparently called The Fast Saga, Fuh9. They nitpick the cars, the devices, and of course the faymuhhhhly.

What if family was working against family to save family? This week Nando DJ and Diggins fire up the God's Eye to watch the Fast and Furious movie that finally answered the question "What if Vin Diesel sat around on a plane for a while?", The Fate of the Furious. They nitpick the nukes, the bullets, and of course the hacking.

It's like Fast and Furious but without the cars! This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins hit the streets and watch the Fast and Furious movie with some of the best retcons yet, Furious 7. They nitpick the parachutes, the hacking, and of course the casts.

She hates dogs. Except the ones she has. And all of the rest of the dogs. Classic Cruella. This week, Nando, DJ, and Diggins walk down the runway to watch Disney+:s latest remake thingy that well all forget about in a month, Cruella. They nitpick the music, the fashion, and of course, the groundbreaking fourth first gay character in a Disney movie.

Viva Las Vegas! Viva Las Vegas! Viva! Viva! Mostly Hallways! This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins press their luck and watch the movie that some have called a zombie heist movie, Zack Snyder's Army of the Dead. They nitpick the zombies, the crew, and of course the Tig!

One shot. Everything rides on two night. Even if I've got three strikes, I'mma go four it. This moment! We five six! This week Nando DJ and Diggins get in some American muscle cars and headbutt a tank to watch the best Fast & Furious movie that has an ampersand in the title, Fast & Furious 6. They nitpick the fights, the spears, and of course the baby oil.

One shot. Everything rides on two night. Even if I've got three strikes, I'mma go four it. This moment! We five six! This week Nando DJ and Diggins get in some American muscle cars and headbutt a tank to watch the best Fast & Furious movie that has an ampersand in the title, Fast & Furious 6. They nitpick the fights, the spears, and of course the baby oil.

I hope you've got your thunderwear on. This week Nando DJ and Diggins escape to sunny Rio de Janeiro to watch the movie that (kind of) restarted it all, Fast Five. They nitpick the plans, the statues, and of course the handprints.

We have risen from podcast Hell to nitpick you! This week Nando DJ and Diggins reveal their identical dragon shaped birthmarks (they were both with them) so they can watch a movie that might as well be about a wisecrackin' Australian arms dealer, Mortal Kombat. They nitpick the fatalities, the friendship bracelets, and of course the soul sucking!

Flawful Victory! This week, Nando DJ and Diggins reunite with a kind of familiar team of heroes to watch one of the most soul sucking video game movies ever made, Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. They nitpick the masks, the plans, and of course the uncomfortably long pauses.

Get over here! (and listen to this podcast) This week, Nando DJ and Diggins depart from Earthrealm to watch what may very well be the best video game movie ever made (sheesh) 1995's Mortal Kombat. They nitpick the kombatants, the tournament, and of course the flawless victories.

Look! Up in the...sky! It's a cloud! It's a spaceship! No, it's a floating school! This week Nando DJ and DIggins are doing a viewer's choice movie! At the request of Alex, they catch a ride on the flying bus to one of the most technologically forward and ideologically backwards schools ever imagined, Sky High! They nitpick the powers, the rules, and of course the eugenics.

The epic saga of four podcasts comes to an end! This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins get in a silly flying car thingy and journey to exotic locales like Hong Kong, the Center of the Earth, and Pensacola Florida to watch the Monsterverses' title fight, Godzilla vs Kong. They nitpick the technology, the tunnels, and of course the podcasts.

For Darkseid! This week, Nando DJ and Diggins approach the edge of the void. In the distance, they see a dim light. Together, they step ever so slowly towards the light yet the closer they get, the fainter the light glows. And all at once, they are enveloped in the darkness. Floating endlessly having finally become one with infinity. They nitpick the Greek Gods, the hot dogs, and of course the ending.