Monday Night Sports Talk with Patrick Reusse and Joe Soucheray

The Byron Nelson is on the TV today and Patrick confesses that he once was on a dark roller coaster and didn't like it. Rookie trips and falls while dropping his lunch. Nobody helped him but they all took pictures of him on the ground!!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Twins are fighting it out against the Cardinals this afternoon. Lucas Glover and his wife need to work some things out. She is nuts. Rookie pulls off a joke for Joe that is pretty good during the news.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Twins lose 1-0 at makeup game, new women's hockey league, an old tape of Patrick's stepson calling in from years ago. Former Twins manager Frank Quilicy was a great guy to work with , as per Joe and Pat.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joe and Patrick are in studio talking about the Twins and why they should have played their makeup game this afternoon, not tonight. What is Tiger's future? He seems to be so inconsistent, you cannot tell what he will do.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jay Kolls back today to straighten some things out. Yesterday he had some questions about his accuracy on one of the last hangings in Carver. Big John pulls off the role as OC and reads the official sign in question. Nice work! 48 degree Scramble noted. What a difference a week makes.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jay and Patrick chat about life and sports with a whole bunch of humor mixed in.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A great call from a listener originally from Gilbert, MN, talking about the bus trip to old Met Stadium and a halter top story. Patrick then asks him about a restaurant up north. Where is Joe? Patrick is keeping track of Joe's days off.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Twins continue their winning ways. Rookie tells a poop story about his brother. Gross. Kenny is crabby about John's news.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joe Mauer makes a great move at third base to tie the game. Joe and Patrick have some questions about players that lick other during hockey games. This is not okay, according to the boys. Joe tells his story about removing the dead fox at his home.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

SportsTalk starts with Manny venting about the Raptors playoff struggles. Reusse, Manny and Kenny then vent about the traffic around the metro, and Reusse tells a few Minnesota Kicks stories.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Las Vegas hockey team is doing very well. Did the NHL beat the NBA to the punch by arriving there first? How much does it cost for expansion? The new stadiums seat how many?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Twins pull off a win today and the gem of the show is Patrick as a directions guy on MapQuest. He will do it as Heinrich. Hilarious!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The entire staff is worried about the Twins and their injuries. Sano is placed on the DL and will be gone for some time. Ouch.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What should Patrick's name have been? Check out the new info he has on his name. The Twins? Well, you know the story......See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joe and Patrick do not care for the way the current golf tournament is being played today. The Twins lose to the Yankees in the bottom of the ninth. The fellas fully cover the big loss and then some. It was a bad week for MN sports teams, according to Patrick.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Oddly enough, goats come up during the show, as well as the Twins losing in NY all of the time. Patrick comments on Timberwolves and one of his bosses. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The boys chat about the Wolves and their big loss. Tough to win when a team scores fifty in the third quarter! Kenny gets very crabby during the news and wants to walk out. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sports and stuff with the whole gang, but a very entertaining remembrance of Monty the Reptile guy, who has passed. the State will never be the same. Pretty good Monty stories. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Patrick had a little fun and got the attention of PJ Fleck's wife Heidi. The Twitter excitement that followed was addressed by Patrick. Reuvers checks in from Winnipeg, Canada. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The boys talk about the logistics of the game in Puerto Rico. Joe says people didn't have toasters that were working, but they played a ballgame. The NFL Draft? Already?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It looks like the Wild are about to complete their season, according to the boys. What if Patrick owned a Kwik Trip? It woud be great. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Twins have quite a road trip set up and are getting a lot of rain. The Wild are in big trouble with Parise suffering a broken sternum. Oh no!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Patrick has some difficulty with the Wild schedule. His shoveling techniques come into question this last snowfall. The Wild came alive at the end of Game 2, we will see if this continues. The Wolves are being mocked by NBA experts.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

SportsTalk, Friday version, carries the live press cinference from Williams Arena, where new coach Lindsay Whalen answers some questions. The news is consumed by, well, going number two at work.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Patrick and Jay Kolls chat about some breaking news at the U of Minnesota women's basketball program. Apparently Patrick called this shot some time ago and is now referring to himself as the fixer.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The boys comment on the baseball game in the cold at Target Field during the show. Joe is very worried about dumping water on the hero of the game when it is so cold. Patrick is very worried about ketchup. Very funny!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The fellas chat about the chances that the T-Wolves will advance to the playoffs. Patrick says no. The Wild will get beat in the series, but it will be fun to watch. Kenny returns and gets crabby right away-LOL.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The boys chat and breakdown the Masters and chime in on what the crowd was looking for during the final round.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Reusse has an idea for the next Gopher Women's hoops coach if Marlene Stollings leaves for Texas Tech. Later, Al Berstein joins to look ahead to Caleb Truax's upcoming fight.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sports Talk has Korzo in for Reusse today!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joe and Patrick are getting ready for the Master's tourney. Joe has some trouble paying attention while golf is on and it is pretty funny. Baseball in the cold? Really?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Patrick is all over the new baseball season and the crummy schedule that has been executed. He says that he has his own plan. Will it get to the right hands? Well......See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Soucheray and Reusse spent the hour taking a 38 question baseball quiz in honor of this week being the home opener for the Twins. They also talked about the Men's Basketball National Championship game tonight. They then had the 330 news segment with John Heidt.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Soucheray and Reusse spent the hour reacting to the Twins season opener. They also talked about Karl Anthony Towns franchise record 56 point performance, and the shame placed on the Australian cricket team.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

SportsTalk for Friday March 30!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The boys are worried about the Timberwolves and the Wild. Patrick thinks the hockey club will not make it past the first round. The wolves are done. Rookie confuses the staff with the impersonations.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joe and Patrick chat about the latest play of the Wolves and the Wild. Joe is nervous for both. A new Gopher Hockey coach will be a great fit.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Breaking news with the Ryder Cup. It's coming back to Hazeltine again! Wow. High school hoops is done and went out with a bang!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Patrick back in studio, minus Joe on Friday. Manny Hill jumps in to chat about the NCAA tournament and how Loyola keeps up their winning record. Pat rips Rookie for showing up at a basketball viewing party, not knowing the hell is going on. Gravel roads? Kenny loves 'em.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Patrick is back in studio with Joe and there is some catching up to do. Pat has trouble finding some dental floss. Some upsets in the high school hoops tourney. The Islanders are out? Wow!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The boys high school hoops tourney results and Patrick is winding down his spring training stint. How well would Patrick do in the wild? Probably not very.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Pat and Joe discuss the Wild and their loos last night. Kenny takes Reuvers to task saying that kids should not be allowed on the air ever! He provides audio that proves Joe and Patrick do not like kids-VERY FUNNY!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Patrick's Florida days are winding down. Tiger gives it a pretty good go again this weekend. The NCAA Hoops tourney is in full upset mode.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Patrick talks some spring training and mention some of the latest moves from the MN Vikings.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Breaking news: The MN Vikings sign QB Kirk Cousins and the press conference is carried live on Sports Talk.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Patrick checks in from Ft. Myers and Joe is in studio chatting about the Wild, Wolves, and a couple of hokey knock knock jokes. The news segment is sure to please.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Patrick reports from spring training, the news that the Twins new pitcher Lance has pitched three scoreless innings. What will the new Viking's QB be paid?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Patrick checks in from FT. Myers and Joe is live in studio chatting about Tiger Woods and his very good performance in the weekend's Valspar tournament. A pretty good HS Hockey Tourney this past weekend. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joe in studio and Patrick live from FT. Myers Twins and High School HockeySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Patrick checks in from Ft. Myers and wants to know what is on the mind of Manny Hill and Kenny Olson! Are the T-Wolves spiraling down into nothing? Hockey tourney has some surprises!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.