Mom Said!

We obviously love you for listening… especially when we are the way we are. And this week is no different. Tune in for a way too long chat about magnets, ye old rustic inn/deli/Thai food, and grants very first journal entry!

Our formal apology for accidentally being serious for a second on this one. Don’t fret, it ends with Gabe and Grant ironing out the details of a duel poop…. And it’s not the way you think! Join the sibs as they talk beauty standards, parent clubs, and the luteal phase!

Gather round the campfire for part 2 of the world’s silliest episode of the world’s silliest podcast. This week on the pod Allie reveals her perfect score in therapy, Gabe talks about wooonbaahh, and the gang once again bows down to our robot overlords.

The dumbest siblings you know are back with more tom foolery in pt 1 of this special 2 part series. This ep the siblings tell tales of adventure at the Pasadena humane society and tease something called wuhnbaaaa … tune in next week for pt 2!As always, send us a voice note of a problem you’re having, and we will fix it with the power of music!https://www.speakpipe.com/momsaid

Don’t freak out but it’s ANGELA GIARRATANA DAY!! Join the siblings and Angela as we figure out if she has the wiring, talk about the importance of believing women and settle the age old debate of who is Kiki and who is booba.

There are two types of hangovers, but on this podcast? We would never make you choose between them. This week a manic Allie and a half asleep grant both reckon with their choices from the night before as they discuss Norfolk terriers, gorgeous poetry, and how they are “never drinking again”.

We will never make you sign an NDA… if anything you must sign a DA! Disclose everything we say to everyone you know. This week the siblings talk about cotton eyed Joe, butthole tables, and PO Box drama

Take your shoes off before entering into this pod… seriously you guys it’s rude to keep them on! This week on the pod the siblings talk about lobotomies, therapy, bunny… and for a second, they question how Allie is possible single! (Don’t answer that question)

Sit back, relax and crack open a bag of gummy sharks. The siblings are this week really show how fine the line between comedy and tragedy…. between hot feet, blackout curtain roommate drama, and pet teaser… you won’t know whether to laugh or cry!

I hope everyone thinks Grant’s impression of a dog sniffing in your ear is as funny as we do…. We could all use a good giggle, no? This week the siblings talk about newsie, dogs that smell time, and make way too big of a deal of this being the 30th ep. Send in your voice note with an issue we might be able to solve with music: https://www.speakpipe.com/momsaid

As promised, Allie comes with a better attitude this week. Perhaps my sheer willpower, perhaps by…. Magics rocks? This week the siblings talk crystals, chick peas, and Gabe’s trip to the doctor!

You guys Allie PROMISED she would have a better vibe next week! In the meantime, get into this; national treasure, vet visits, and some unsavory firework jokes. Chatter your teeth and jza jza jza… it’s week 28!

Careful on the road! Allie is playing bootleg Mario Kart on the 405 and the eggs shells are flying. This week the siblings talk about avant garde snacks, jumbotrons, and you guessed it: Snoopy.

Gather round boys and girls to see the last two fools who haven’t heard of Labubu!!! You didn’t think they existed but here they are!! This week the siblings celebrate Grants Birthday, labubus, and lament the existence of all you can eat buffets.

AHOY MATIES !! Allie is getting ready to sail the open seas and Gabe is… annoyed with her! (Unrelated). This week, join the siblings as they talk baby, in-laws, and Allie’s violent onion incident!

All rise Stanley Tucci fans! As soon as we get ahold of him, we are implementing a new Stanley Tucci approval system … in an effort to stop some of this TOM FOOLERY. This week the siblings discuss Allie’s Cheesi era…. And what a cutie patootie Grant is!

It’s disturbing to think about how many hotdogs are consumed in the US on a yearly basis. But if we don’t talk about it WHO will? Join the siblings this week as we talk hot dogs, rabid squirrels, and … oh YEAH… we go ahead and reveal our deepest darkest secrets.

Who let the dogs out? Please join the three idiots as we discuss two new additions to the family, theater kids, and a silly gift for mom.

My king! My king! Welcome to another episode of the three idoits yapping about nothing. Grab a drink. Stay a while.

We are back in the spooky basement! This episode is full of nonsense about sea creatures, church, boys, and convertibles. Join us on this week's stupid sibling adventure.

Be afraid…VERY afraid. This week the siblings are coming to you from a most definitely haunted basement. This week the siblings talk about the optimal way to get a check from a waiter, which biscuits are worth risking it, and go in on what exactly happened with Andy Warhol and his paranoid friend.

It's the desert episode! This week the siblings discuss Danny DeVito, girls with cash, and the lifespan of a chill guy.

Are we really an idiot group for idoits? Does head skin feel weird? Do we really need dresses with pockets? Please forgive us as we venture into this week’s episode of three adult siblings arguing (mom said!).

If you, listener, think that this hour of crazy is enough to get “all of Allie’s crazy out” you are as dumb as Grant. Join us this week, as the siblings barely make a dent in their crazy. They discuss friendship, the taping of Gabe’s special, and Britney mics.

Hallelujah, we will remember this day forever! The siblings sit down and accidentally dream themselves into the plot of Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. This week, daydream with us about giant cilantro leaves and jumbo cheese balls.

Flip your feet --it’s time to celebrate St. Patrick's Day! The siblings discuss St. Patrick himself, their favorite sauces, and they get a little too real about the passage of time. Tune-in if you’re not anxious!

Listen, what would YOU ask Siri if you knew she had to answer honestly? In this episode the siblings talk about wanting answers to extraterrestrial beings, Cardi B’s phone number, and Remi Wolf’s voice notes.

Have you ever wondered why Allie seems so special? Find out in this episode what kind of magic she is wielding. In this one, the siblings discuss mealybugs, orchids, and reassure Grant that the new baby will not take his place.

It’s in your best interest to not be eating scrambled eggs while listening to this episode. Please try not to gag and the brothers explain what a fatberg is, and we salute the men who fight it.

Perhaps synchronized scootering acts on your parents basement tiles is an original experience. Perhaps it’s not. Who’s to say…. This week the siblings BRAG about how they got to go to the GRAMMYs, talk about truly the most embarrassing details of their past, and Grant gives Allie a gift.

The Goldilocks of pants-bagginess; Grant Gibbs, explains how to show you're cool with your pant legs. Not too tight, not too loose, JUST right. This week, the siblings talk about the gallon challenge, imaginary friends, and what SKILL really means in the NFL.

It’s episode 8 and we are already sing-battling our real feelings. That happened fast… Join the siblings this week as they talk about what Allie and Grant were like as roommates, the rules of naptime, and what boo boo tiffany REALLY means.

Did TikTok’s couple hour ban give you a fright? Need to diversify your media consumption? We are here to help! (Every Wednesday forever) Tune in this week as the siblings talk about the TikTok ban, cool guy football stuff, and in a very rare moment -- Allie pays Gabe a compliment. (Don’t get used to it!)

This one is dedicated to all the sophomore boys that saw both of Allie's boobs in high school! We salute you. In this episode, the siblings also talk about self loathing, learning about sex, and spend way too much time on the greatest film of all time, Mama Mia. For those of you willing to donate to relieve those affected by the LA fires, click this link for a list of Go Fund Mes that haven’t received all their funding yet. Every bit counts: https://open.substack.com/pub/5pmlucky/p/direct-fundraising-for-los-angeles?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

New segment alert! Tune in to this episode and every single one hereafter to hear Allie’s weekly ranking of her brothers. Spoiler: this week Gabe doesn’t even come close to winning. In the ep, the siblings talk about Allie’s recent surgery, our love for Snoopy, and the time Gabe pooped on Allie’s bedroom floor.

There is proper etiquette when bullying someone online and some of you fools are not following! Have no fear, in this episode the siblings ring in the new year by outlining the dos and don’ts of dunking on your friends digitally. They talk about what they are leaving in 2024… and what they are bringing to 2025!

Ho ho ho, guys and gals! It’s the 1st annual Mom Said! Christmas episode! Curl up by the fireside in your unwashed pajamas and listen to the siblings sing about a few of their favorite things. In this episode we recount some poignant carol-based trauma, talk about the “Gibbs Family Christmas Parade”, and air some current grievances.

Let’s all gang up on Gabe as he—most certainly, still—thinks that chickens have little fingers at the ends of their wings. In this episode, the siblings discuss the viability of a T-rex body, three-second naps, and the surprisingly morbid reason why there is an ice cream social on your cruise to the Bahamas. Ahoy!

We need your help to reverse the curse!! Please, whatever you do, DO NOT hold space for the stank idea gabe spoke into the ether. On this episode the siblings discuss the future of Wicked, kissing your parents on the lips, and princess diaries 2 (again?).

Feel free to take sides as adult siblings fail to hang out without arguing. Comedian/Musician Gabe Gibbs and his sister Allie discuss nothing of importance and periodically sing (yes, sing) along to whatever comes to mind. From fresh new fights to classics like “She’s breathing my air,” this family affair comes as an hour-long podcast every Wednesday, all under the watchful eye of their producer and younger brother, Grant. Come hang out with us; our casa es su casa.