Mom Can't Cook! A DCOM Podcast

In a last hurrah for Halloween, we're back with a live episode that deals with two of the scariest things imaginable: vampires, and dating in your thirties. This week, Luke and Andy are sinking their teeth into Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire (2000), a Disney Channel Original Movie horror-comedy in which the Hansen kids become concerned they've set their mom Lynette up on a date with man who may be more of a bloodthirsty creature of the night than his dating profile suggested. Will the vampire get Lynette under his thrall? Can noted vampire hunter Malachi Van Helsing stand in his way? Is that a rare beanie baby in the background of one of the scenes? Let's find out! Thanks also to Loading Bar for hosting us for this live episode of Mom Can't Cook! If you've watched Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire and have your own thoughts, email them to us at [email protected] for a chance to have them read out on the show. New episodes every other Monday! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Learn more and save 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/mcc. Thanks also to sponsor Volante design. Go to volantedesign.us and use code momcantcook for 10% off your entire order. Contact Multitude for Advertising Inquiries: multitude.productions/ads Check out the official Mom Can't Cook! store for sweet merch: momcantcookstore.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Spooky season keeps rolling on, podcast fans, and we're back with a Halloween DCOM about a rockin' mummy who can hip hop, be-bop, dance til you drop, and so forth. You get the idea. This week, Andy and Luke are talking about Under Wraps, the first ever DCOM, in which a group of young friends accidentally resurrect an ancient Egyptian mummy, who they must return to his sarcophagus before midnight on Halloween, lest his soul be lost forever. Will the kids reunite the mummy with his lost love? What is going on with that one kid's mom? How is the best part of this movie a filthy, screaming five year old? Let's find out! If you've watched Under Wraps and have your own thoughts, email them to us at [email protected] for a chance to have them read out on the show. New episodes every other Monday! With thanks to this week's sponsor, Cornbread Hemp. If you live in the United States, visit cornbreadhemp.com and use code MOMCANTCOOK for 25% off your order. Contact Multitude for Advertising Inquiries: multitude.productions/ads Check out the official Mom Can't Cook! store for sweet merch: momcantcookstore.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Spooky season is here, podcast fans, and we're celebrating the only way we know how - by watching a DCOM with the word Halloween in the title. This week, Andy and Luke are talking about Halloweentown, a seasonal story about a young girl called Marnie who discovers that her grandmother is a witch who lives in a magical place called Halloweentown, where it's Halloween all year round, and the residents are all monsters of varying levels of attention to detail, depending on how close they are to the camera. But all is not well in Halloweentown, and so Marnie and her siblings set out to save Grandma's home from an evil presence that threatens to take over not just the town, but the entire world. Will Marnie unlock her witchy powers in time to stop the presence? Does it really count as being a monster if you're just wearing a Shrek mask and cargo shorts? How did this movie get three sequels? Let's find out! If you've watched Halloweentown and have your own thoughts, email them to us at [email protected] for a chance to have them read out on the show. New episodes every other Monday! With thanks to this week's sponsor, Insert Coin Clothing. Visit insertcoinclothing.com and use code WITCHPLEASE for 15% off online orders, not applicable on charity items, bundles, gift cards, postage and some products at launch. Codes can't be combined with other deals or promotions. Valid until the end of 2022. Check out the official Mom Can't Cook! store for our new Monsters of Varying Levels of Attention to Detail tee: momcantcookstore.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ceetus-lupeedus, podcast fans, have we got a stellanarious episode of Mom Can't Cook! for you this week! Will it make you blow an O-ring? Yes, or possibly no, depending on what that means! This week, Andy and Luke are talking about Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century, a DCOM set in the futuristic year 2049, in which Zenon Kar, a 13 year old girl who lives on a space station, is grounded on Earth where she discovers a nefarious plot that threatens her friends and family back in space. Can Zenon thwart the evil plan? Will she get to dance on stage with Proto Zoa, the lead singer of her favourite band Microbe? Did the writers forget halfway through the script that she's not supposed to be an alien? Let's find out! If you've watched Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century and have your own thoughts, email them to us at [email protected] for a chance to have them read out on the show. New episodes every other Monday! With thanks to this week's sponsor, Insert Coin Clothing. Visit insertcoinclothing.com and use code SPACEDOUBT for 15% off online orders, not applicable on charity items, bundles, gift cards, postage and some products at launch. Codes can’t be combined with other deals or promotions. Valid until the end of 2022. Check out the official Mom Can't Cook! store for sweet merch: momcantcookstore.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

UK based podcast fans! Want to come and see a live recording of the Mom Can't Cook podcast? Well good news! On Sunday, 30 October 2022 you can join Andy and Luke at the Loading Bar in Stoke Newington, London, for a live Halloween recording of the Mom Can't Cook! podcast. They'll be sinking their teeth into Mom's Got a Date With a Vampire (2000), a Disney Channel Original Movie horror-comedy in which a group of kids become concerned they've set their mom up on a date with man who may be more of a bloodthirsty creature of the night than his dating profile suggested. Visit tiny.cc/mcclive to get your tickets! Also, stick around for several minutes of dunking on Disney's new live action Pinocchio remake, to make up for barging into your podcast feed like this. Thanks!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Prepare for another totally nectar episode of Mom Can't Cook! podcast fans, because this one goes richter at Backdoor, East Coast style. This week, Andy and Luke are talking about Johnny Tsunami, a DCOM sports film in which a young surfer moves from the sunny beaches of Hawaii to the frozen peaks of Vermont, where he becomes embroiled in a bitter turf war between the preppy skiers of Skyline Academy, known as "Skies", and the scrappy snowboarders of Maple Valley School, known as "Urchins". Can Johnny overcome the divide and bring peace to the mountain? Can a champion surfer become a great snowboarder? Is Johnny's grandad the greatest character in cinematic history? Let's find out! If you've watched Johnny Tsunami and have your own thoughts, email them to us at [email protected] for a chance to have them read out on the show. New episodes every other Monday! With thanks to this week's sponsor, Insert Coin Clothing. Visit insertcoinclothing.com and use code WITHGREATPOWDER for 15% off online orders, not applicable on charity items, bundles, gift cards, postage and some products at launch. Codes can’t be combined with other deals or promotions. Valid until the end of 2022. Check out the official Mom Can't Cook! store for sweet merch: momcantcookstore.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Imagine turning thirteen and, along with the rest of the trials and tribulations of growing up, you also have to deal with turning into a fish. This week, Andy and Luke are talking about The Thirteenth Year, a coming of age story in which young swim team star Cody Griffin discovers that his real mother is a mermaid, and that he's turning into a fishboy with such telltale fish characteristics as flippers, the power to stick to walls(?) and the ability to shoot electricity out of his mouth(??). Will Cody come to terms with his new body? Will he still enter the state swimming championships despite having an obvious, unfair advantage? And what the hell is going on with that song over the end credits? Let's find out! If you've watched The Thirteenth Year and have your own thoughts, email them to us at [email protected] for a chance to have them read out on the show. New episodes every other Monday! With thanks to this week's sponsor, Insert Coin Clothing. Visit insertcoinclothing.com and use code UNLUCKYFORCHUM for 15% off online orders, not applicable on charity items, bundles, gift cards, postage and some products at launch. Codes can’t be combined with other deals or promotions. Valid until the end of 2022. Check out the official Mom Can't Cook! store for sweet merch: momcantcookstore.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What would happen if a spoiled Hollywood phoney had to spend a month working on a ranch in Montana? Probably not this, which is to say, the Disney Channel Original Movie Horse Sense. In Horse Sense, self-absorbed rich kid Michael is sent to work on his younger cousin Tommy's Montana ranch, to learn about hard work, and real people, and what dicks everyone in Montana is to self-absorbed rich kids named Michael. Will Michael learn that there's more to life than flashy cars and hot movie stars, like Kevin Costner? Will the family ranch be saved from financial ruin? Can Tommy prank his cousin so hard he dies from it? Let's find out! If you've watched Horse Sense and have your own thoughts, email them to us at [email protected] for a chance to have them read out on the show. New episodes every other Monday! With thanks to this week's sponsor, Insert Coin Clothing. Visit insertcoinclothing.com and use code MANEFEATURE for 15% off online orders, not applicable on charity items, bundles, gift cards, postage and some products at launch. Codes can’t be combined with other deals or promotions. Valid until the end of 2022. Check out the official Mom Can't Cook! store for sweet merch: momcantcookstore.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Do you think Knives Out would have been a better movie if Daniel Craig was violently possessed by a dog every six to eight minutes? Then do we have the film for you! This week, Andy and Luke are talking about You Lucky Dog, a murder mystery/body horror nightmare in which a fraudulent dog psychic moves into a mansion to interpret the wishes of Lucky, a dog whose owner, Mr. Windsor, died leaving him an enormous fortune. But will he be able to save Lucky from the scheming of Windsor's greedy family? Or himself from jail for dog crimes? Let's find out! If you've watched You Lucky Dog and have your own thoughts, email them to us at [email protected] for a chance to have them read out on the show. New episodes every other Monday! With thanks to this week's sponsor, Insert Coin Clothing. Visit insertcoinclothing.com and use code CANINEOUTOFTEN for 20% off online orders, not including bundles, charity items, gift cards or postage. Each code is one use per person, and they’ll be valid until the end of 2022. Check out the official Mom Can't Cook! store for sweet merch: momcantcookstore.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Join your hosts Luke Westaway and Andy Farrant for their brand new podcast Mom Can’t Cook! in which they attempt to salvage something, anything from the fact that they’ve watched every single Disney Channel Original Movie from the late 90s and early 2000s. This week’s movie is Smart House, in which a young boy wins an intelligent house of the future, which starts off by stealing some of his blood, and then things go downhill from there. If you’ve watched Smart House and have your own thoughts, email them to us at [email protected] for a chance to have them read out on the show. New episodes every other Monday! With thanks to this week's sponsor, Insert Coin Clothing. Visit insertcoinclothing.com and use code HOUSEALWAYSWINS for 20% off online orders, not including bundles, charity items, gift cards or postage. Each code is one use per person, and they’ll be valid until the end of 2022. Check out the official Mom Can’t Cook! store for sweet merch: momcantcookstore.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.