Episode #3x24: Safe, Not Sexy

• We're live streaming the episode on Patreon! Throughout the episode our supporters chat with us.
• The next iPhone will be getting rid of the fingerprint scanner. We wonder what this experience will be like for those of us with double or triple chins.
• The rest of the show is all about the listeners! We do a Surprise Bitch call who's being all Hollywood on us from Pittsburgh.
• In AP Choice, our listeners ask about feeling confident in yourself and comedy specials.
• Three confessionals focus on family, virginity, and blowjobs -- three of God's favorite things. That last one brings up a whole fight over condom BJs.
• Voicemails request our Game of Thrones predictions and ask us to praise Canada in honor of their 150th anniversary.
• In recommendations, Andrew says to go to the Museum while Laura says to leave State Farm.
• This week in After Dark we talk about an e-mail from Luke who asks about compulsory voting. Why isn't it a thing in America? Also, what the hell are sausage sizzles?

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