Milf City

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Another rollicking good time with the Jesters Three.

Chaka Khan should hold a conference icon of sorts and call it Chaka Khan Those guys who just shit on the floor in a stall. That must be kind of fun and freeing Stevie wonders facial hair The only pc culture I like is Reese’s pee cees Woman and man in gym with woman wearing a shirt that said someone’s feral wife Tried an urkel joke. Someone at work said did I do that? And I said bit of an urkel situation. Absolute crickets

Taylor comment on 82 Soundcloud: dumb cunts! Character guy who mispronounces little things but gets very defensive fertagrepher barly instead of barely Gay hulk hogan Milf City college rap NIck Shit Story Pulling apart buttcheeks to fart Never knock on a bathroom door Airplane toilet flush Airplane tooth brush Is ginger ale the best soda Bowing at Asian restaurants ask nate RIP GALLAGHER What do we think of a if it’s yellow leave it mellow house On record the weekend will get canceled as will the guy from the 1975 Casually saying mein kampf instead of my struggle Everything happens for a Reese’s Show about aliens in an office trying to milk humans for psychic energy Human Resources Who made dreamworks teamworks Bob Dylan originally wrote afromans What kind of penis does the host of dirty jobs have? A Mike Rowe Penis I was wondering why the sun wasn't coming up and then it dawned on me brand of underwear called squishy's that you can ship to while you bike Milf city the search bar it's a bar where you go and you Colonel Loud to use your phones but the bartenders have a vast knowledge of every single thing in the world you can ask him questions and they'll tell you about it it's like a Google bar Milf city flower shop guy this guy's trying to get late we gotta get them something nice Fanta Clause - dirty uncle who plays santa. Chunko the funky elf - actually just steve - o SteveO

Milf city 83 Scroterboat Guy at grocery who does carts is named carter. Should I tell him? Guy at grocery store asking Saying damn that girl has more balls than a guy

Farting ata show Did you hear about the guy who bought that picture of a pickle at a garage sale that turned out to be worth thousands? It was a still of a dill Making sure people see you tip Fish dick classroom moment Wiz wit Guy at gym swinging golf club near dumbbells Why did the chicken is a suicide joke I’m running behind because my behind is running Do waiters need to tell us when they only have pepsi Sucking on a dick with the balls on the way Milf city wrapping my bike randomly and around the corner it's just a black guy is looks at me funny smoking a blunt on the porch I was wrapping the line shit goddamnit the shit off this planet and puffing pension plans in my hammock Pooping under Milford bridge

Milf City 81 Shortys like a melody the minion version you guys ever powder your balls I like big tits and I cannot lie Murder was the case that they gave me Penis was the place that they shaved me Guy masturbating video B Had a dream where I had a huge pwiff. Felt great. Cumboocha cumservative radio Badasses in movies. Cast real badasses What’s a stink without a song Testosteroni Peen-ish Reeds all you can feed seeds

Milf city 80 Beyblade get no babes laid Nut milk world record shit Did you see that matter baby that was on your car? Evolution people are going to keep getting hotter A chub of bologna News sources calling people Karen. Karen’s are upset I know someone who got possessed by an owl. Yeah they were crazy yeah you guys know Em too S’derryl Sterile Gentleman Josh and carl as anamorphic

Milf city 79 Bad Michael Jackson Food Checkin Weather Freestyle Quick quiz. If a dog and a piecost had a race who would win Toilets with mirrors Tinder Spanker Nick as John Wayne. Movie about aliens and overpopulation called out of space. The sequel could be called out of thyme about time traveling chefs in search of ingredients. Milf City if Kirsten Dunst dated Fred Durst I need a Derstan Dunst Nick as John Wayne Skippy and the bitch

Milf city 78 Cottage cheese Michael B. Jortin Fake letters from listeners How quick do you pee When people go I’m not a sweets person Acoustic vape Call kids movies to stop talking Told Alexa to look for movie goodnight mommy she told me mighty night get some rest and owl popped up on screen and the screen said goodnight mommy

How have you been eating Ghee enema Peed into a cup outside a Wendy’s Funny musician joke. Fart and then match the pitch like you’re tuning an acapella group We’re all alright scene nightingale Accordion to Jim lets mix some sound drops together restaurant slogan eat here or will both starve a show about a gay couple who owns a home called homeowners also they’re nurses I was in the sauna next to the sky with the stickiest goddamn mouth sounds of ever heard it was disgusting I couldn't stay in there

Milf City 76 Joseph Gordon levitt Uber show Ranch water Calling things a vibe a mood or aesthetic Man in locker room w huge softball sized testicles spreading powder on them Testicuzzi ball jacuzzi Foreign speaker penis videos Good name for a leftist podcast last realist on the left the other day I accidentally made paprika bread Gene S. Proctor Penis doctor. Can I uh take a look at your penises? Joke

Milf city 75 Love in an elevator Ever had to take a shit at a party or another terrible place Sit on it and spin and flip someone off Gym douche. Videos clapping loudly talking about stocks. Talking to himself trump sucks. Biden sucks. You know who did t suck John f Kennedy 944 drop jay The Pizza Hut bat man pizza

Milf City 74 I was at the gym in the sky in the locker room was saying yeah you see under 1000 cal to cut weight and I thought he left the locker room and I saying to myself you shouldn't do that and then it turned out he was still in the locker room I think Put me in coach joke again TWO GAMES - question game alphabet style Three syllable jitterbug Larry Scotter obvious Harry Potter rip off podcast

Milf City 73 what if he did the year something on your shirt game but instead of just swiping up the chest you swipe all the way up from the dick Someone knocking on the bathroom stall open the door and say can I help you? the moose tracks cone one of my little things will not be real the other day I was driving around and I was bored so i decided to spend the next 20 minutes driving down a busy street just barking at strangers. Peanuts and sugar 🅿️ Do the put me in coach joke again Questions game alphabetically Fantasy heroes journey improv

Dorime with backing track Story of train man in corner store. Shout out to ice cream To my haters keep sucking I’m about to cum Tinder Girl with just a picture of toilet paper bio asexual Peanuts and sugar Old man at gym hangin back sexual noises In the sauna later with a loud timer on Old Asian man in sauna bush no mask I don’t need sex because the government fucks me everyday Drip rip Put me in coach at the airport

Milf City 71 Shadow in the club. Dramatic house song freestyle Is it safe to water plants w urine? Sharp shits like there’s mini Doritos stuck in the log It tastes of shit - British chef I’ve been giving everyone the peace sign. Bad? Old men hanging dong in locker room Little boy screaming in my face as I enterered Clark’s Old man doing legs out pull ups New Dorp Staten Island. Superheroe movie was kind of funny - Spiderman but he gets bitten by a dragon fly which isn't a very funny animal He spills animal pheramones on himself at zoo. All the animals start fucking him. Including a snail who says, "Take it all bitch" Stephen hawking shows up at the science fair and asks the room if they want to smoke some hash. Paula abdul jokes 2008 Professor Xavier is Tracey Morgan in a bald cap Shot of wolverine shaving his legs Professor Xavier's wife is also bald and in a wheelchair. As are histhree young kids A lot of people getting hit. Johnny storm freaks out when he does flame on some one beats him with a fire extinguisher when dragonflyman and his girl kiss they take a step back and dragonfly man has huge hard nipples dragonfly man is on the ceiling but he really has to piss. He's hiding from his nemesis who's in the house. The nemesis turns away. Close up on dragonflys crotch a drip of piss comes out. THere's a kerplunk and the bad guy turns around. Keeps happening with more and more piss each time. Great scene he's confessing his love to the girl the grandma is sleeping on the couch and starts farting again and again. Of course the girls hair is getting blown back and shit. She shoves tampons up her nose Scene from a new cbs drama. Bill and his wife and his dog.

MilfCity 70 white nose hair Characters that would give great gawkgawk9000 - venom lickitung jar jar binks yoshi odie Garfield TikTok lady in chair lift pipe burst underneath? Tinder readings Bought new mic covers Bubblers bubblers toilet troublers Quail T. Cheb

First Video Episode of Milf City - Available on Youtube - Little things - thoughts, feelings or ideas that I deem just interesting enough to share with you all. Pizza eating contest Old candy opening Randy and his mom with roast beef head Free slushees at clinic the misogynists a massage parlor that only massages man Buffet barbershop. Buffade it's weird what are brains make us think sometimes I get it I just started imagining what it would be like if I stuck my dick head into a can of soda and then my dick started getting hard right under the tip big truck pulled up in front of a license plate just said Cooter and had a confederate flag on it there was a bumper sticker I saw that said my car was made belt with wrenches not chopsticks Taking woman’s cart at Aldi Movie theaters are gross People who chew pills in movies bakery slogan you got what we need ONE WORD IMPRESSIONS

Milf City 68 Simply having a wonderful Christmas time Welcome to shitmas 4 Christmas rap When you takeoff your socks you should take them off so that they’re not being flipped inside out. I just learned this Violence meeting swords are a big problem. We didn’t mention Kickstarter so it just sounds like Nick voluntarily ate 12 dogs https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/chode/ a cast of the show where Mandy Moore's on it and then at the end of the casting they say and Mandy Mandy Moore I dropped the chicken pie in juggled it for a while and it dropped right into the fucking dustbin fuck. Christmas crackers

Milf City 67 Don’t Go Changing to try and please me Milf City starring the Three Jesters! The Jesters three The video game Milf City Yo the cake boss fucks Whoever came up with the term chode should pick every new word from now on because he nailed that shit Succulents. Oh yeah I would succ ya lint outta ya belly butto Cornstar farms followup Man in polls talking about redskins you know it’s just like the n word it’s all how you use it. Ever fart a melody. Other day I farted the first three notes of come on Eileen Ever been depressed in your sleep? That’s actually funny It’s hard to see who it is with the mask 😷 😂 lolololol daylight savings time is like a time it's like an extended period it's not just a thing it's like a chunk of the year MILF city pizza pockets are really difficult to eat you'll try to bite into one when it's really hot and then molten hot marinara will shoot out the other side but then you try to bite off a corner to let it cool and so it doesn't explode upon biting it but then it still leaks out of that hole there's no good way to eat it if I tried to pop it into my mouth hole without making a puncture a hole to cool down then it would just fucking burn in an exploding mess inside of my mouth hey did you know that if you eat a full rice crispy and a quart of diet root beer and then you eat a 12 inch sub and then you eat a bunch of Pringles and then you eat a box of pocky and then you eat more pocky that it makes you feel sick Milf City is there a food that you loved as a kid when you eat now as an adult you think it's disgusting DOCTOR DOGTURD

The boys talk about troubles with the train, many little things, and present a new podcast called the Wine Down.

New episode for your summer.

Ain’t nobody straight in LA Investigating the otherkin movement. Pre cum babies smaller? Cornstar farms sweater My tiktokcomment who laughs at a child crying Have you ever thought about how shriek must be packing schmeat? James has the most common name ib the world sperm banks

Gimme the beef boys with pasta fajol I wanna meat sauce with a hoagie roll And mayonnaise David Moglia retraction Maybe Annie. Song. Collecting ashtrays Party store they say welcome to the party Billy zane is a painter I had a dream where I farted for 30 on the toilet and it was really awesome having to poop really bad poop at someone else's house Sammy sosa skin bleaching Hair splinter Why the fuck you lyingnsong. Baby when we’re grindin Investigating still alive Investigating the otherkin movement. Went to an Asian massage parlor. Should I tell people. Really salty nuts. Had to google how to make nuts less salty Of course sometimes shit goes down when there’s a billion dollars on an elavator. Ragina as a girls name You know what they say about Israel? When it’s bad Israeli bad Podcast going off at work. ALF bit. I like aliens but I don’t think I would fornicate with one. Steve Harvey as the family feud host is hilarious. Drunken sailor threedom game

James guest stars in this the latest episode of Milf City. Spread the word.

On today's Milf City, James says people tell him he looks like Billy Zane. Also Nick's dog Titus scares the shit out of Carl with monster noises. Also also Muck the Fuck stops by with an interesting request.

The guys talk about an interesting reggae song, discuss strange sayings, and much more on this week's Milf City. Also Milford locals The Crystal Sisters and their dealer Pistol Jolester stop by.

What's up Milfs? This episode we talk about poop styles, auto-fellatio, and more. Plus Cilantro AKA Cylinder and Dentist the Mentalist stop by. This episode brought to by A Certain Cream, the anti-aging cream for your dog.

The guys are here again. We talk about Carl's huge chair, rednecks on the road, and diarrhea based would you rathers.

We're back. We had to go to a podcasting conference. Josh is planning on releasing 40 to 50 new podcasts. Randy stops by and Nick hits us with a plethora of would you rathers.

We're back. Back again. Summer's been busy but we pumped out a pod for your listening pleasure.

Here and weird with another episode. We talk about Nick's rivalry with Jason Statham, Carl's body washing habits, and more more more.

An exciting episode here. The boys talk about how they've been busy volunteering at the Milford church, which lunchmeat describes their sex life, and much much more.

The guys discuss dirty blues songs, stupid tik toks, and whether they'd rather be a shark or an eagle. And much more.

The guys talk more rock cocks, reality shows, ex lax, and speak to old friends Skippy and the Bitch.

The guys talk about meth users, rock star penises, and meet the father of some-what famous pornstar Spicy Holepepper.

Talking masturbating Jimi Hendrix, weird dealership eavesdrops, and John Wick. This show brought to you by Lonely Berthas Barcelona Balogna.

We were unprepared and sloppy but we had a great time. Games galore and shitty little things. Enjoy you filthy animals!

She bang and the boys are back after a long hiatus. Featuring our dear friend and boss James

This week on Milf City we have special guest Producer James. The gang sings some some really cool songs then give some advice to our friends Trucker Chip and McDonalds Trump. We of course talk would you rathers. Follow us on Instagram @milfcity

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Season 3 premiere. We up in here once again. Love you all.

SPOILER WARNING FOR GoT: Skip ahead like ten mins. Carl comes in hot with a plethora of little things. Some good, some great. There’s drama at the Pizza Hut. Josh is going to start a rap career as Lil Corn. Trucker Chip calls in from the road. Would you Rathers ensue.

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We talk nonsense and about how we love our Harleys.

A great freestyle and way more with our good friend James.

This is a good one. Listen up y'all. Text me if you have ideas/suggestions 1(607)435-5628

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