Mike Dell’s World #109 – Mike Dell's World

Podcast about winter: Also some jokes below for those reading this on the website :) <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> (I know, oldies... but Goodies!) <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> Are you aware that Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan ? Read <br /><br /><br /> on. <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through <br /><br /><br /> 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food <br /><br /><br /> will swim by, you might live in Michigan. <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights <br /><br /><br /> each year because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, you <br /><br /><br /> might live in Michigan . <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, <br /><br /><br /> you might live in Michigan . <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the <br /><br /><br /> year, you might live in Michigan. <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> If someone in a store offers you assistance and they don't work <br /><br /><br /> there, you might live in Michigan. <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of <br /><br /><br /> his forehead, you might live in Michigan. <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> If you have worn shorts and a coat at the same time, you might live <br /><br /><br /> in Michigan . <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might <br /><br /><br /> live in Michigan. <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who <br /><br /><br /> dialed a wrong number, you might live in Michigan. <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> You know you're a true MICHIGANIAN/MICHIGANDER when: <br /><br /><br /> 1. "Vacation" means going up north on I-75. <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> 2. You measure distance in hours. <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> 3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once. <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> 4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> 5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a <br /><br /><br /> raging blizzard wthout flinching. <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> 6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including <br /><br /><br /> weddings). <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> 7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave <br /><br /><br /> both unlocked. <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> 8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows <br /><br /><br /> how to use them. <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> 9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> 10.Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled <br /><br /><br /> with snow. <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> 11.You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and <br /><br /><br /> road construction. <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> 12.You can identify a southern or eastern accent. <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> 13.Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next <br /><br /><br /> to your blue spruce. <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> 14.You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age. <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> 15.Down South to you means Ohio. <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> 16.