
Meat in the Middle podcast
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Ep 59Lost Episode: Veruca Meth Salt
EThis is a lost episode recovered from some broken equipment. Nam got a crazy cake. Tyler skipped hella school. Dan has a bad case of fruit flies. Andy tells a story about a cheating ex. All our guests have TV Credits. try not 2 cum.
Ep 58058 Dead Dads and Floppy Juicy Dirt
ENam lets a homeless woman use his shower. Dan friend cut most of his hand off. Tyler has meat back on the menu. Andy breaks down a facebook comedy breakup of an open relationship. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
Ep 57057 Haunted Ahegao Crossroads
EAndy finds homeless people on an app. Dan finds a creep on offerup. Nam learns how to fire a caretaker. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum
Ep 54054 Sister Blister and the Poopy Thong
ENam assures everyone that he does not date young women. Andy gags from a bong story. Dan shares the meaning of life with a tech-douche. Tyler shares some premarital sex battle scars. All our guests have TV credits. try not 2 cum.
Ep 53053 Don't Wash it Down
EDan watches Andy huff nitrous. Tyler's problems with the FBI might come back to haunt him. Nam discusses a Classic Miller Move. Andy shares some catfish stories.
Ep 52052 Diarrhea Burrito Nest
EAndy's audition for NBC gets ruined by another performer. Dan learns how to pretend to clean up dog diarrhea. Nam has to save his Dad in Vietnam. Tyler breaks up with his girlfriend. All our guests have TV credits. try not 2 cum.
Ep 50050 Black Pearls and Platinum Gays
EBlack Pearl from Chappelle's Show drops in to plug their new book. Dan watches Black Pearl get sounded. Andy reveals a lot of knowledge about the cruising scene of gay sex in Seattle parks. Nam invents our new mascot. Tyler gets in late. All our guests have TV credits. try not 2 cum.
Ep 49049 Monkey Brains and Makeup
EAndy had a dysfunctional Easter. Nam encounters a creep at the dentist. Tyler encounters a creep in Canada. Dan learns about raprock. All our guests have TV credits. try not 2 cum.
Ep 48048 Hypnotic Snake Eyes [FIXED]
EDan gets pumped for Nam's birthday party. Paul Barach returns to talk about Trail Angels on the PCT. Tyler sold out the club in Canada, Andy watched a girl cum from hypnosis. All our guests have TV credits. try not 2 cum.
Ep 47047 Moist Massage Rocks
ENam injures his back. Tyler explains the blue lights at QFC. Andy gives Dan some pain pill hacks. All our guests have TV credits.
Ep 45045 Chew Spit and Domestic Vibrance
ENam gets an eskimo brother. Andy teaches Dan how to do coffee enema's. All our guests have TV credits. try not 2 cum.
Ep 44044 Satanic Furniture
EDan has finals. Andy grapples with broken logic. Tyler and Nam experience peer pressure. All our guests have TV credits. try not 2 cum.
Ep 43043 Cool Ranch Rain
EAndy battled Tyler in an out of town comedy roast. Dan tells Nam about Michael Jackson getting cancelled. Natalia Montez joins us in the back end of the episode. All our guests have TV credits. try not 2 cum.
042 Raw Strength Candy Damage
EAndy had a panic attack before the episode. Dan has a new peer to mentor, who is way better than the old one. Paul teams up with Tyler to tell a camping story. All our guests have TV credits. try not 2 cum.
041 Arby's and Gravy Funeral
EAuthor/Adventurer Paul Barach returns. Nam gets shit on. Tyler laments the conditions in the back of pet stores. Dan is amused by Andy's bad Birthday decision for the kids. All our guests have TV credits. try not 2 cum.
Ep 38038 Metal Smoke Blood Bong
EAuthor, adventurer, and comedian, Paul Barach, comes on the podcast. Tyler gives a bong to an old lady dying of blood cancer. Andy is a cuck about racism. Nam sleeps on a low loft pillow. All our guests have TV credits. try not 2 cum.
Ep 37037 Quasimodo Fan Death
EUpload Fail, Copy lost. All out guests have TV credits.
Ep 36036 Homeless Fifi Pizza Ring
EAndy presents a fifi rag to the group. Dan learns a little about flat earthers. Tyler gets to see a pic of China, the wrestler's, piercing. Nam unpacks the epic saga of his homeless roommate. All our guests have TV credits. try not 2 cum.
Ep 35035 Woke Harm Fantasy
ENetflix's Dwayne Paul Cullen shares a crazy tale about a partner's forbidden fantasy. Nam and Tyler brought cookies. All our guests have been in jail. All our guests have TV credits. try not 2 cum.
Ep 33033 Four Star Family Drama
EDan translates one of Andy's nasty voicemails. Nam reads a yelp review the homeless encampment outside Tyler's apartment. All of our guests have TV credits. try not 2 cum.
Ep 32032(A) Rent Boy Eviction
ENam defends a menace. Tyler's check bounces. Dan learns about Earned Time Served, and Andy takes 100 years to dissect a joke. All our guests have TV credits. try not 2 cum.
031 The Queens
EDan and Andy's girlfriends hijack an episode that had a lot of audio issues.
Ep 30030 Intolerance, IQ Tests and Hitchhikers
EDr. Buzzkill Andy shares a story about some rude hitchhikers. Dan's butt gets physician's assistance from our special guest Scott Taylor. Nam gets to hear about Andy's IQ test. try not 2 cum
024 Rival Roommates & Tinder Moments
ETyler's Tinder is hijacked by Nam. Shannon get's traumatized by a viral video. Andy tells everyone that Dan can't sweat. We find out how Dan wants to die. try not 2 cum
023 Baby Boner Dick Pics & Cat Shit
EAndy's girlfriend, Shannon, gets to hear Andy talk shit about her kids before he can edit it out. Dan presents a dick pic miracle. Nam and Tyler ponder baby erections. Try not 2 cum.
Ep 22022 Carvery of Atheist Bubble Touchers
EDan's former caretaker gets attacked near Andy's place. Nam sleuths the mystery of Andy's school yard friend who murdered a whole family. Andy reveals why he hates balloon animals, and the gang spends too much time talking about pedophiles. try not 2 cum.
Ep 21021 Irish Fish Fry
ETyler actually went on a date with Girl Nam. Jay Hollingsworth pops in to promote his show. All our guests have TV credits. try not 2 cum https://www.bigirishjay.com/
Ep 19019 Tinder Power Adventure
E[audio issues, sorry] The boys gets hot for Tyler's tindering. Dan plans to run a 10k. Andy has a weight loss update. All our guests have TV credits. try not 2 cum.
Ep 17017 Blood Clots for Blowjobs
EDan lets Andy ramble into a dark place while he's high from getting a tooth pulled. Nam's roommate has become a gold prospector. Tyler is drinking again. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum
Ep 16016 Suicide Needle Coupon
EAndy won a victory blow job. Nam breaks down the new pay for Seattle waiters. Tyler takes us on a tearful journey of mourning. Dan is finally out of bed and back in his chair.
Ep 13013 Pregnant Cheaters & Apologies
ECatch an interesting development in Andy's heavily bleeped saga with a Seattle comedy venue. Andy shares a steamy story about an animal in heat. Jump down the timeline for a very steamy story from Nam's dating past. Try not 2 cum.
Ep 12012 Dip Shit Birthdays
EThis is a heavily bleeped episode. Andy discusses some drama from Seattle's stand up comedy scene. Dan learns about some sexual predators in the area.
011 Parents Moving Rat Lick
EIf you're checking out the podcast, this is a great episode to jump in at. Andy shares some VERY personal stories. Listen to Nam's vignette of a tearful moment from childhood. Everyone on this episode has TV credits. try not 2 cum.
010.9 Rat Fail Mini Episode
EHere's a little teaser clip from Episode 11, coming out this Friday.
Ep 105010.5 Mini Episode Preview
ECheck out his clip from episode 10. Andy (fat) asks some really dumb questions about secret fraternity rituals.
010 Spider Roommate Raves
EGo back in time to when Dan had his wheelchair stolen, and got on the news... TWICE! Dan learns about how Tyler dumped a bad roommate onto Nam. Andy has a bad relationship with his mom's cats.
Ep 9009 Homeless Kamakaze Virgins
ECozy up to a bummer brainstorm about Seattle's homeless problem and overwhelming heroin epidemic. Also enjoy the hard truth about how Dan and Andy will be elderly once the revolution gains any traction. Try not 2 cum.
Ep 8008 Yela Wolf Mormon Gorilla Steak
EAndy (fat) is asked if he'll eat gorilla steak. Dan (wheelchair) learns all about eating dog. Andy talks about the Mormon welfare state. This episode is actually pretty good. Andy would like to note that his LAWLESS childhood story most likely took place in 3rd grade when he was 8 or 9, not 12. Email us at [email protected] if you want to hear lawless daycare stories from when Andy was 10.
Ep 7007.5 Battery Fail Mini Episode
ESTAND BACK!!! New gear drank up 4 (Four) AA batteries in 7 minutes, and Andy lost his shit off mic. Checkout how frustrated Andy was when things were working perfectly. Things fell apart right when he was taking a shit on his lawyer. Everyone had to be quiet while he stared at the floor to calm down. The leading theory is that's Andy's version of crying.

Ep 6006 Oral Surgeons Rum Pum Brain Fork
EOh Bully, this is a 3 star episode. Give it a listen to hear about Andy and Nam's step moms. This is also a great episode where you can hear the charming N. Montez. Most of our guests have TV credits. Try not to cum.

Ep 5005 Italian Drugs Bad Teeth Scary Stories
EHoly cow! It's the famous episode with the very first Try Not 2 Cum segment. Check out this #historic event. This is the cherry on top of Meat in the Middle's epic triple release.

Ep 4004 Doorstops & Bad Boyfriends
EHere we are with the meat of our Meat in the Middle epic triple release! This episode is better than 003. Jump in at episode 005 if you're just now joining us.

Ep 3003 Can't Share Lotion Cuck Road Rage
EThis is the first episode to be released in Meat in the Middle's epic triple release. Episodes 001 and 002 are lost episodes, so enjoy episode 003. Episode 005 is better.