Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

<p>SUMMARY: We have concerns about humanity's place as the top apex predator. Is Nevada's DMV snitch line just a citizen-driven tax haul? Matt visits The Party at Superfrico and watches a cow do a striptease. We ask, can niche-community fandoms fill hotels in Vegas? Plus, Jacob misses his bidet, this year's Scoop Secret Santa, and a Scoopardy.<br><br><br></p>

<p>SUMMARY: The cologne discussion continues. Matt tells the backstory on his viral video handling of a dickhead. We get into both alleged and actual shenanigans in sports betting. Newman joins us with a history lesson on West Coast horse racing tracks and enlightens us on horse figure collectibles. Plus a Canadian Scoopardy.<br><br></p>

<p>SUMMARY: What's our stance on using cologne? Matt's giant skeleton needs a Santa hat. Paul is seeing yellow. We bemoan the latest news about Congress outlawing recreational weed use in 2026. Plus 2026 tour dates for Jokers of Magic announced, how to shut down stupid baby questions in Scoop Mail, and a New Zealand Scoopardy.<br><br><br><br></p>

<p>SUMMARY: We start the show with a production meeting about Matt's audio. Paul and Anne reap the benefits of a Costco membership for their anniversary. We learn that if you don't clean your plate, Jacob will! Matt gets proverbially "kicked in the balls." Plus an update on the rollout of new Patreon benefits and a Scoopardy.</p> <div> </div> <div> </div>

<p>SUMMARY: Matt eats up airtime in San Antonio and wants to coax Brushwood out of retirement from magic. The Springsteen movie would be greatly improved with a Muppet cast. Paul spruces up a goose and visits a Jack-o'-Lantern festival. Matt's Halloween celebration offers up thrills…and some frights. Plus a Raiding the Rock Vault Scoopardy.<br><br><br></p>

<p>SUMMARY: Happy Nevada Day! Ryer builds a Halloween prop for Matt. Paul has a "happening," which leads to some "rippy holey." Spoiler alert for the Springsteen movie! On Fremont Street, Matt gets propositioned to pose for some photos. Was money exchanged? During Scoop Mail, Jacob asks, "How are we about fart humor?" Plus a timeline Jock vs. Nerd.<br><br><br></p>

<p>SUMMARY: Jonas Woolverton joins us to talk about "The McEnfro Show,"<br>looking back at his path to circus performing and mastering the Cyr<br>Wheel, along with stories of his most challenging gigs, including<br>sandstorms and ScoopFest.Matt and Paul do a surprise show at a wedding<br>dinner. And we get some guests to celebrate Halloween!<br><br>Come see Jonas Woolverton (@zupunkcirque) at:</p> <p>"The McEnfro Show," Nov. 21 & 22, 10 PM,<br>at the Vegas Theatre Company in Las Vegas and Dec. 3, 8 PM, at The<br>Elysian Theatre in L.A., plus in "Puppetry of the Penis," Thursday -<br>Sunday, at the Erotic Heritage Museum in Las Vegas. See ticket links<br>below.<br><br>McEnfro in Vegas: ⁦<a href="https://www.crowdwork.com/e/solos-jonas-mcenfro" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" data-saferedirecturl="https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.crowdwork.com/e/solos-jonas-mcenfro&source=gmail&ust=1761893313934000&usg=AOvVaw1VKWMyhdcKfLXoC9FFiPex">https://www.crowdwork.com/e/s<wbr>olos-jonas-mcenfro</a>⁩<br>McEnfro in L.A.: ⁦<a href="https://www.elysiantheater.com/shows/mcenfro1203" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" data-saferedirecturl="https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.elysiantheater.com/shows/mcenfro1203&source=gmail&ust=1761893313934000&usg=AOvVaw3ZVA-y6zPyCuMgzA8NS8KT">https://www.elysiantheater.co<wbr>m/shows/mcenfro1203</a>⁩<br>Puppetry of the Penis:<br>⁦<a href="https://www.vegas.com/shows/adult/puppetry-of-the-penis-las-vegas/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" data-saferedirecturl="https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.vegas.com/shows/adult/puppetry-of-the-penis-las-vegas/&source=gmail&ust=1761893313934000&usg=AOvVaw3ntHC2J8hTTB3VfSTs9CZY">https://www.vegas.com/shows/a<wbr>dult/puppetry-of-the-penis-las<wbr>-vegas/</a>⁩</p>

<p>SUMMARY: Paul gets worried about Matt and ponders the worst. Matt, Paul, their fellow comedians, and nearly all in attendance have a great time at Tierney's. Nearly. Matt takes Paul around some old haunts, plus some timely talk about Halloween decorations, the question of how much candy to buy, and a game of Canadian Obelisk.<br><br><br></p>

<p>SUMMARY: Jacob stays up too late at his house party, and one of his guests is bleeding a lot. Paul gets jellied up for an ultrasound. Matt has an amazing improv group reunion while trying to avoid Kevin Smith. At Sparta, Matt's first show gets a standing ovation; the second show…ehh, Matt can explain. Plus a game of Obelisk.<br><br><br></p>

<p>SUMMARY: Matt is feeling the "pressure" in Morristown, N.J., being on the receiving end of some awkward jokes and using his phone to own a drunk. Jacob learns about drug side effects and gets his ear bent at Taco Bell. Paul fixates on plastic Kim Cattrall and ruins a load of laundry. Also, Scoop Mail and a Scoopardy.<br><br></p>

<p>SUMMARY: Paul's latest home improvements lead our discussion to house-stealing bees, Matt is out and about in Boston with comedy legend Rondell Sheridan, and Jacob has opinions about the Nevada DMV's program to snitch on unregistered vehicles. Plus Columbo in Space, Scoop Mail, and a 'Before and After' Scoopardy.<br><br><br></p>

<p>SUMMARY: We start the show on Matt's balcony while various aircraft do fly-bys. Paul is delirious from all the Christmas stuff starting to arrive at work. Jacob is excited about the Cosmo's new special to attract locals. Matt sees a time-traveling musical on board; the boys consider creating a cruise ship show. Plus some "darling" Scoop Mail and a Scoopardy.</p>

<p>SUMMARY: An update on Paul's eye, Matt has to turn in his knife, and<br>"the mood is right" for Jacob when Paul McCartney plays at Raiders<br>Stadium. Plus, Paul goes crazy for Rice Chex swag and OG game<br>developers with Scoop connections, RFK Jr. advocates for bear<br>syphilis, and a film remake-themed Scoopardy.<br><br><br></p>

<p>SUMMARY: Celestia Ward joins us after a weekend of creating filthy caricatures at Scoopfest. A troubling visit to the optometrist leads Paul to having the best day of his life. Celestia is organizing a Skepticamp in Las Vegas on Oct. 25, and the conversation leads to the challenges of promoting skepticism in these troubling times. Also shop talk about caricatures and improv, plus a Scoopardy about fun things to do in Vegas.<br><br></p>

<p>SUMMARY: Matt's in St. John, but not the one he expected to visit. With Scoopfest still fresh in our hearts, the chat extolls its highlights… the Bucket Shows, a windy but fun Whiskey BBQ, all the fantastic performers, trivia battles, and podcast tapings, and much love for Goudeau and Pint of Plain. We finish off with a "One Hit" Scoopardy.<br><br></p>

<p>SUMMARY: We're live at ScoopFest with Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young, and all the wonderful Scoops in the audience. Is Brushwood keeping up with Asshole Blackjack? What's up with hygiene at Magic: The Gathering events? YouTube is a hellscape in the comments. Plus we catch up with Brent Mukai, "Captain Morgan," and we're "going to get ice cream" during in-person Scoop Mail.<br><br><br></p>

<p>SUMMARY: Is ICS the No. 1 Vegas Parking & Rapture podcast? Mitzy is here with Matt and Jacob in Paul's bedroom. Paul has a theory about Terry Fator's show ending so abruptly, Jacob is seeing red, and Matt has exciting news about an upcoming comedy night at Tierney's. Plus, Mitzy brings us a special version of Price Is Skrite.</p>

<p>SUMMARY: Matt notes how Scoopfest tends to be held around fiery times, which leads us to discuss some unfortunately topical subjects that matter to us. Paul goes on the hunt for a COVID shot while Matt hunts for an airplane seat upgrade to Canada. Also, an 80s movie-themed Scoopardy.<br><br></p>

<p>SUMMARY: Matt's out of touch when it comes to slang and takes the kids out for glamping. "Pull my finger" is discussed along with a bit of Vegas Parking & Weather. What if Paul was really good at outdoor survival? Plus some bad luck AirB&B stories, and Newman schools us on painted horses. Also, Scoop Mail and Jock vs. Nerd.</p>

<p>SUMMARY: Paul watches the Canadian, not funny version of "Northern Exposure" and laments about how many U.S. shows wouldn't exist if things worked here. Young Matt tries to impress the cool kids in the back of the bus; old Matt scoots through the streets of San Antonio. Plus, Jacob's been listening to Prince's "Purple Rain" album, and we've got a Scoopardy.<br><br><br></p>

<p>SUMMARY: It's miler season for Matt! Paul extolls the virtues of a<br>deluxe comfy chair. Matt credits a higher power for a recent show.<br>Jacob barely survives a visit to the bathroom at the Westgate, and<br>Paul recalls the talking urinals next to "The Experience." Plus the<br>debate continues on microwave cooking in Scoop Mail, and a Price Is<br>Skrite.</p>

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<p>SUMMARY: When will Las Vegas get a Buc-ee's? Paul tries to give a pill to Billy Bones with a value-priced wiener. Jacob goes to see "Wizard of Oz," and we're pleased so many of our friends are getting acting work at The Sphere. Also, bass carts, self-pleasuring to KoЯn, and questionable auto accessories. Plus a Jock vs. Nerd quiz on real-or-fake food brands.<br><br></p>

<p>Is ICS the No. 1 sunscreen podcast? Matt has a problem with his eye, and Jacob has an opportunity to "graduate to ski boots." We talk about questionable stretch goals, plus Taylor Swift engagement haters and rumors of future performances. Also, Scoop Mail dissuades us from helping bakers, and a spoofy Scoopardy.<br><br><br></p>

<p>Matt listens to the latest episode (spoilers) of "Undelivered Promises with Two Characters and A Clown," which begs the question: how would Jacob, Matt, and Paul do a podcast if they saw each other all the time? Jobeth Bowers (aka Judge Mentalist) is crowdfunding to take his act to Spain and needs your support for the pre-launch. Plus Scoop Mail and a Scoopardy.<br><br>Send the Judge to Barcelona! Sign up on Kickstarter at carnivalofdreams.com.<br><br>Sponsored by Disco Daycare.</p> <p>Also, Matt mentions his kids school fundraiser. If you like quick thank you videos from adorable wise ass kids- donate here:</p> <p>https://app.pledge-drive.net/Participant/S91441377?fbclid=IwY2xjawMc2g5leHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFzTXdaaXpmSWQ2a0NjZER3AR4mf5IHnG_CdKvLmUbZToclw9Cby28UJuL3LnQUCjDIBgBHqwJ3GdstUHe7ww_aem_SOVEzq29nYgLlIT6ce6gEw</p>

<p>SUMMARY: Matt messes up an improv bit but makes up for it with a tried-and-true tactic. We talk about Ernest movies, navigating Pittsburgh mall potholes, the Fremont Street "Kick Me In The Nuts" guy, DNA memory, and how Jacob's "LV" hat can be misread. Plus Scoop Mail and a Price is Skrite.<br><br><br></p>

<p>SUMMARY: Matt and the kids go see "Fantastic Four" (spoilers) and "Naked Gun." Which movie was their favorite? Paul drops spoilers for "Thunderbolts" and discovers "dirty sodas." Matt talks about a bank fraud spoof, and Jacob brings up driverless electric taxis on the streets of Vegas. Plus, Physical Scoop Mail and a Scoopardy.<br><br></p>

<p>SUMMARY: Is engaging in little treats a sign of bad economic times on the horizon? Matt goes to see the very entertaining Lucy Darling. From Zoom chat, Jason Victor's family has a blood vendetta against Olive Garden. Paul and Jacob swap stories about off-putting floors. Plus talk about Tyler West, Vegas parking, "Wizard of Oz," and a game of Obelisk.<br><br><br></p>

<div id=":vp" class="Am aiL Al editable LW-avf tS-tW tS-tY" tabindex="1" role="textbox" contenteditable="true" spellcheck="false" aria-label="Message Body" aria-multiline="true" aria-owns=":14o" aria-controls=":14o" aria-expanded="false">SUMMARY: Hazel Honeysuckle returns with a Kickstarter for a new "Boldly Stripped" book. We ask Hazel what's the scuttlebutt on bringing back The Experience, how Ferengi burlesque would work, and who's the better Star Trek character: Phlox or Neelix? Plus, Paul sees UFOs from his backyard, Scoop Mail, and an equine-themed Scoopardy. Neigh!<br><br></div>

<p>SUMMARY: Matt recalls schooling the kids during the pandemic, is a little tired of listening to Disney music, and nearly gets set up for a religious spiel in a casino bathroom. Paul talks about an ICE raid on a local restaurant, and Jacob schools us about Ellis Island. Zoom Scoop Mail gets a little "blue," and we learn about a "trek experience" that doesn't involve Paul. Also, a Raiders-adjacent Scoopardy.</p> <p>AD BREAK TIMES: 27.29 and 47.32</p>

<p data-pm-slice="1 1 []">SUMMARY: We start the show talking about acts that duplicate themselves and how much Monday Night RAW has changed. Matt hosts an avant-garde magic show at Magic Live; was it a success? Plus Scoop Mail, Scoopardy, and Brian Brushwood pops up!<br><br></p>

<p>SUMMARY: Matt's in Arizona with the kids, where the latter get put to work. Jacob spots an eclectically dressed guy on The Strip. Paul and Anne go to a flower festival, which inspires a discussion about backyard improvements; fires may result. Plus a Scoopardy, and Jacob guested recently on the Creators Cafe podcast.<br> <br>Listen to the latest episode of Creators Cafe with Jessica Payne and Jacob at https://www.buzzsprout.com/2252010/episodes/17597785-36-jacob-smith-sounds-like-shenanigans.<br><br><br></p>

<p>SUMMARY: Paul has beef about "Jim Dandy" and skill games, Matt finds himself without a license at the rental car agency, and Jacob's trip to Portugal has an unexpected bookend of inconveniences along with the Uber ride to the hotel.<br><br><br></p>

<div id=":uc" class="Am aiL Al editable LW-avf tS-tW tS-tY" tabindex="1" role="textbox" contenteditable="true" spellcheck="false" aria-label="Message Body" aria-multiline="true" aria-owns=":wu" aria-controls=":wu" aria-expanded="false">SUMMARY: It's another bank show, recorded July 18. Matt talking about Sarah Hester Ross' hilarious 'red flags' bit sparks a lively conversation with Scoops on the Zoom chat. Does red lipstick make you look clownish? On a first date, should you plan on how many kids to have? And how should you eat fried chicken? Plus Scoop Mail and a Scoopardy.<br><br><br></div>

<p>SUMMARY: It's a bank show, recorded July 6. Paul exposes Matt's son to "circles in circles," we bask in the afterglow of our amazing Bucket Show with Brad and Jonathan, and we celebrate those who won a Best of Vegas award. Also, SJ pops by, and Paul advocates for high-speed rail to Laughlin.<br><br></p>

<p>SUMMARY: Comedy legend and cruise ship lecturer Mike Reiss joins us! Of course, Paul brings the questions on Simpsons lore. Mike also talks about The Critic, getting stiffed by Meat Loaf, working for Gary Shandling and Johnny Carson, and what exotic trips he's been taking. Plus a Scoopardy.<br><br>For more of Mike Reiss' funny travel stories, visit his weekly newsletter on Substack, "Now I've Seen Everything!" at ⁦https://reissm.substack.com⁩.<br><br>SPONSOR: Sponsored by Pete Dough's Filing Services.<br><br>Now I've Seen Everything! | Mike Reiss | Substack<br>A Humorous Look at Dangerous Travel. Click to read "Now I've Seen Everything!", by Mike Reiss, a Substack publication with thousands of subscribers.</p>

<p>SUMMARY: Matt gets his first private booking—to a bachelorette party. On Fremont Street, Jacob watches a sexy cop whip a young boy. Things get spooky when possessed dolls creep into the chat. Plus, Jacob eats walnuts, dishwasher etiquette, Scoop Mail, and a Scoopardy.<br><br></p>

<p>SUMMARY: Paul's daily pedometer is over 20K, while Matt almost dies on a hike. Jacob needs more fake grass, as Anne is looking to level up their landscaping game. Wayne Gio sparks a discussion about webbed toes, and Jacob gets a surprise while taking a shower. Plus Scoop Mail and a Scoopardy.<br><br><br></p>

<p>SUMMARY: Paul returns to the land of 'no good food,' Jacob gets to experience futuristic neo-jazz, and Matt has opinions about the Springsteen movie preview. Plus, Paul has a bad day at work, Jacob talks about Portugal with Bassi the Portuguese Scoop, and a new Jock vs. Nerd trivia game from Steve B.</p>

<p> We're recording in Jacob's living room with The Brothers Mattingly, Paul and John! We delve into the mysteries of Paul's toiletry bag, and Matt stews over a stolen bit, allegedly. Everyone is looking forward to the Bucket Show (held over the weekend), and Jacob takes a trip to a darkened Primm.</p> <p> </p>

<p>SUMMARY: We've loaded out The Churn! The law goes after Matt for an insurance gap and speed traps Jacob, Matt finds a high-end pickleball venue, and Paul goes to the bathroom more than he cares to. We talk about fishy calendars, recording phones, plus some stories of unexpected relations during Scoop Mail, and a game of Obelisk.<br><br><br></p>

<p>SUMMARY: For our last show in The Churn, we've brought back TV's Brad Sherwood. Paul's squirrel declined to return. We talk about Canadians who rate a postage stamp, mopping up stadium jail urine, getting a backstage pass to Weird Al, and Selena Gomez Oreos. Plus, Brad pitches Twenty Questions, and a Scoopardy.<br><br></p>

<p>SUMMARY: It's our last recording day in The Churn! We wax poetic about previous Churn locations, talk about how Vegas deals with hot summer months, and discuss ideas for future tourism. Also, Paul's improv class, fun times at the Fallout Fringe Festival, and promoting The Mind Noodler. Plus a new format for Jock vs. Nerd.<br><br></p>

<div id=":x4" class="Am aiL Al editable LW-avf tS-tW tS-tY" tabindex="1" role="textbox" contenteditable="true" spellcheck="false" aria-label="Message Body" aria-multiline="true" aria-owns=":zm" aria-controls=":zm" aria-expanded="false">SUMMARY: Joe Stapleton comes back to update us on his stand-up tour documentary, the camera guy who thought he could do comedy, an "Air Show" of a breakup, and the state of poker in 2025. Also, Anne gets lauded by the Audubon Society, and Matt's name has no leverage at the Magic Castle. Plus a Scoopardy and exciting news about a Scoops documentary in the works.<br><br></div>

<div id=":1bk" class="Am aiL Al editable LW-avf tS-tW tS-tY" tabindex="1" role="textbox" contenteditable="true" spellcheck="false" aria-label="Message Body" aria-multiline="true" aria-owns=":1e2" aria-controls=":1e2" aria-expanded="false">SUMMARY: We start the show with TSA lines, pre-checks, and driving three hours for a Global Entry interview. Everything in New York City is chaotic and expensive, at least for Matt. Paul advocates leaving elders on ice floes and coins a slappin' tune! Plus a cultured Jacob sees Weird Al and Puddles. Also, Scoop Mail and a Scoopardy.<br><br></div>

<p>SUMMARY: Guests "Chase The Dragon Scoop" Lauren, Moxie, and Brogan enliven The Churn! Subjects broached include Dublin D.P.s, microscopic shrimp, Sideshow Gelato, Matt at Metro Pizza, "titty meat," and protein foam. Plus, Lauren shares some "air show" tales from H.R.<br><br><br></p>

<p>SUMMARY: Roaming artist F. Andrew Taylor stops by to talk about Christmapus, re-learning Photoshop, and his traveling sketchbook filled with old Geek Shock characters. Other topics include the future of The Churn, Bane's ethnic origin in the DC canon, Matt explaining to the kids what a "Brown Star" is, and is it the end of Alternate Realities Sports Fan Paul? Plus a Scoopardy.<br><br></p>

<p>SUMMARY: Faux PBRs and a Malört iced mocha whet our appetites for cheese. We talk about people who embrace the cruise ship life; Matt, not Jacob, has a public bathroom story; and ChatGPT pitches an unprompted flurry of joke material. Plus Scoop Mail, a story about "Sweet Caroline" with SJ and the band in Zoom chat, and an 'Impossible' Scoopardy.<br><br><br></p>

<p>SUMMARY: Matt gets an invite to dinner from a cruise guest, but does he have to pay for Sprite? Big Sexy joins us on Zoom and has a GoFundMe set up for expenses after having a stroke. We 'rank' the smelliest poops in the animal kingdom and ask what temperature of urine is least offensive. Plus Scoop Mail with Big Sexy's hospital horror story, a Zoom chat question, and a Scoopardy.<br><br>Help out Big Sexy with his stroke recovery at www.gofundme.com/f/help-big-return-to-full-health.<br><br><br></p>

<p>SUMMARY: Comedian and podcaster Jackie Johnson joins us to promote her one-woman show coming July 11 to the Majestic Repertory Theatre in Las Vegas. Will Jackie's show have issues with the Backstreet Boys' debut at The Sphere? And what's the first step to getting a second husband? In Scoop Zoom chat, Ryer shares some sketchy words of wisdom, plus a Scoopardy.<br> <br>Jackie Johnson's show "How To Get a Second Husband" comes to the Majestic Repertory Theatre in Las Vegas on Friday, July 11, at 7:30 pm. Tickets are $35 and available at www.natchbeaut.com/tickets. Tickets are also available for Philadelphia on June 20.<br> <br>Breaking NEWS: Brad Sherwood, Jonathan Mangum, Matt, AND Paul will be doing a Bucket Show on July 5 at the Majestic Repertory Theatre in Las Vegas! More details to come.<br><br><br></p>