Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Brendan Krick joins the D.A.W.G.Z. for a rather lengthy chat. We did this via zoom due to Matt coming into contact with a person who is Covid+ (got tested doesn't have it) and so we brought in the Coward Hour's own, Brendan Krick. Topics include: Black Israelites, Shane and Brendan's early party days, The Midway Airport Battle of WW2, and much much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

California dreamin' turns to Pennsylvania livin'. Join us as we celebrate the return of our pal Lou Mizz. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shane is in AZ, Cusk is in the bunker. The D.U.D.E.Z. chat about Shane's shows, Paul Rudd's Public service announcement, Cutiez, America slipping in the global fat rankings, and a bunch more. Support the cast @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Cop Merch @ mssecretpodcast.com/merch/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Our protagonist has found himself in a wretched desert. Snakes, scorpions and carnies abound. Can Shane, a man who's typically about a booming cosmopolis, wrangle those who dwell where there is nothing? Find out. Also, cop Sam's book "Running the Light" And cop Doug's book, "No Encore For the Donkey" Also stay tuned to the first ep of this saga on "The Doug Stanhope Podcast" It'll be out this week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The D.A.W.G.Z. are separated by a few thousand miles and yet their spirits soar through the airwaves, taking on the form of two different podcasts for the week...actually four if you count the patreon eps. But the unity is still there. It simply cannot be destroyed. Anyway, please enjoy the eastern contribution to this week's episodes. Fired up some Stoner Dads for your listening enjoyment. We talked about girls getting air on ur bird and then about sucking birds for the rest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

All give some and some give all. You know what side we're on. Also, try not to let all this bullshit on the news get you upset. Focus on your own life instead. Your job, your relationships, building an inhabitable future for the kids. That's what's truly important. All this other stuff is bullshit. Just some dickhead getting mega paid to read a script that is designed to upset you into taking irrational action. Don't buy the hype. In this episode we discuss hot babes on IG (obviously), evil hippies, rest stop showers, the news, and fat attacks. God Bless Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Matt's in something of a patriotic rapture after watching both the D and R NC's. Shane is a man on the move with many places to be. Point being, the D.A.W.G.Z. are busy beavers and yet still find that time to rip some fresh naughty pods for the world. Topix include: NHL refs Mic'd up, The award-winning documentary Plandemic, Cuties and a bunch of more stuff that's awesome!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We talk about hot guy tik tok houses, getting your dong grabbed by elites at a Hollywoood party, boybands, and Tom Hanks submarine movie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We told ourselves we were going to record our best episode ever and then we did just that. We're talking Lena Dunkem, Nose breathing, Bullying, Delighting in the teacher saying naughty words...enough talk, let's go!!!! Support the DAWGZ @patreon.com/MSsecretpod Go to a show@ shanemgillis.com/live Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Peace has been restored within the nation, but things are still tumultuous in the outside world. Netflix is taking advantage of Australians, a place blew up, as Shane continues to amass the mega doss on Native American history, particularly the Comanches. On top of this covid business, we've also just learned that people are being, shall we say, sexually attacked by interdimensional beings en masse according to one of the nations most senior medical experts. Be careful out there. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In the midst of a reddit PR crisis...cooler heads will eventually prevail. But for now we weather the storm. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shit's still pretty weird. Luckily we have Gettysburg, the track, gluten free deep-dish pizza's, dogs, babies, baes, and most importantly...each other. God bless. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dawg Girl comes and blesses the cast with an exclusive interview Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nick Cannon is king. The rest of us are just wannabe's and pretenders. It's been a nice run, though. Appreciate you guys letting us do this until Nick Cannon's killer new podcast swallows up all other forms of media as it clearly should. Hail Cannon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Orcs, Green skins, vampires swirling in battle as another battle, a battle between those who share the same blood fight about mundane stuff like kids and haircuts. We must protect the vampires. We must secure bulk amounts of a certain paper product. Everyone is watching. Everyone is counting how many we are using. Deception, in this case, is our only ally. We must fill the box at all cost. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shane had a big weekend down at the Williams Grove Speedway. The white claws were flowing. Funnel cake popping. Though nobody died this time which sucks. Cusk, on the other hand, was too sleep deprived to really say what he was up to. Def didn't crum tho. Full eppie on the paytch @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shane's back form a glorious post-covid gig. Matt's deep underground with his hand in multiple movements. They meet to discuss the fate of the American Empire as we know it. Basically like a fat, dumb Bilderberg. Topix include: the way forward, cancel apocalypse, who survives cancels, Shane's surprising ally, And a bunch more!! Support the Dawgz @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bad week for some. Great week for others. Our enemies are many, yes. But, our cadre of loyal dawgz continues to grow. Incorporation, and personal expansion. This is the way we move. Some call this a podcast. Other's call it an immortality project. Perhaps it's both. Then again, perhaps it's neither. Topics include: The Brueger Method, Justin Bieber's favorite comedian, Bae repellent, the propaganda show, and a bunch more stuff. Watch video: https://youtu.be/b1F6Tu6j5E8 Support the D.A.W.G.Z @patreon.com/MSsecretpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

First day in the new studio with full video. There was a wee bit of construction above us as well. And the audio got weird from 1:42-1:58. Other than that though it was great! Really good stuff, guys. So check it out. We talk about Native American gauntlets, defunding the police, and a lot of other stuff. Watch the video here: https://youtu.be/i1vKYQkNybo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Silence falls over the doubly locked down streets of the city as a caravan of Honda Civics and Chevy Cruzes process to the secret location. A team of ample-bodied bulls guide the two operatives to the "secret" location. Fights break out. Chaos ensues. The real D.A.W.G.Z. slip out of the back of a Isuzu Rodeo and gain access to the actual safe house, looking over their shoulders at their body doubles, noting how jacked they are before slipping in through door of an unassuming row home to beam the signal Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shane's hitting the Pelaton and eating real, real good. Matt's deep underground with very serious projects going on and is, regretfully, neglecting his body and its various needs. Topics include: lady freaking out on the bird watcher, People who love the news (again) ((my bad)), Protecting our sweet daughters, the grim new reality of supermarkets, and more!!!!!! Support the DAWGZ: patreon.com/MSsecretpod Watch the video: https://youtu.be/ArE305XT5RM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this episode we see the horrible butthole of Shane's Cat. Subjects also include: Shane on the peloton, The inter-generational trap of Walmart brain/body, The first Troop, and both of our current domestic conflicts. Also, this should hopefully be the last of our Zoom Chronicles, as the studio should be finished by next week Lord willing. Support the DAWGZ: https://www.patreon.com/MSsecretpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

OMFG Shane just got in a car accident on the way to Best Buys to get a cord for the X Box! He's okay tho. Car's a little jacked up. Matt's planning a wedding at the local armory and is also suffering from upper thoracic back pain (not his first time.) The two gather and talk about Matt's Patriotic 2020 wedding, Industries ruled by female desire, Shane's basement behavior, and MORRRRRREEEE!!! Watch the Video: https://youtu.be/c_AUvix7fpM Support the D.A.W.G.Z: https://www.patreon.com/MSsecretpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

O'Connor comes out of a long seclusion with a semi-hopeful message. Watch the Pod: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQfuPlUTJjs&feature=youtu.be Support the DawgZ: patreon.com/MSsecretpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A very blazed Luis J Gomez sets his sick piece down and joins the D.A.W.G.Z. for what turns out to be an absolute rumpus. Shane's been MK Ultra'd while Matt is just quietly getting fatter as he rapidly ages due to continued sleep deprivation. Watch the video: https://youtu.be/Sfkxozmg7S8 Support the Dawgz and get extra stuff: patreon.com/MSsecretpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shane retook the throne of his family basement for a night and day to preach his good word before setting off on a cross country trek. Matt is, as always, dutifully within his personal basement hatching up some disruptive tech ideas, but joins his main dawg in lying down some plans for their Sick World Order Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The walls of the #LakeLife house are thin and chatter is everywhere. Shane grabs some Landsharks and hits the couch for a rather fiery cast. Cusk has been programming hard, but feels off. He misses Shane and Shane misses him. Can they make it through this trying times? There love is strong, but can it withstand this scourge that definitely is NOT a bio weapon sent to destroy us? continuation of ep on patreon @ https://www.patreon.com/posts/35653187 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The D.A.W.G.Z. landed a big weird fish. John McAfee joins the cast and gives us the business. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

International M.E.G.A. G.O.D. Tom Green blesses the cast with plethora of pacifist survival tips. If you need more T Green check out his cast @ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... Also, support the paytch: https://www.patreon.com/MSsecretpod Video: https://youtu.be/lsHLLrTs4ug Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The winds of salt life have blown Shane over to South Carolina where he is shacking up with his close dogs. Matt is as bunkered down as ever...actually it would be crazy we died later this week. Just thought of how unflattering this would be as a final project before being taken out by our viral enemy. Stay strong! Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBzFJOrTPys Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The cast can keep the dawgz from the studio but it couldn't keep the studio from the DAWGZ... Shane is trapped in Salt Life. Matt is technically all about Salt Life and would be shredding a skim board if he was there, but he's a family man now, and doesn't have time to shred the shallow tides. But he totally would. The cast is on video too now: https://youtu.be/Ag_JwzD The cast can keep the dawgz from the studio but it couldn't keep the studio from the DAWGZ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shane is mulling over the social opportunity of a life time. Will he be crowned with a visor and become life of the party? Or will he be stripped naked and humiliated in front of his potential pals? Topics include: New World Order, Quigley, Baby duties, and a bunch more stuff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

One new daddy and a powerful uncle sit and break bread after a miraculous birth. Topix include: The life and death world of baes, Sudan, boner pills, comedy journalism, and very very much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

O'Connor joins the cast, thinking he knows about space and shit and turns out he knows a little, but not as much as Sagan, Degrasse (not guilty), and McCusker. Topix include: Shane getting subliminally bullied by big Phil, O'Connor loving war, and a buncha other stuff. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Daddy-Shane has finally come home to learn his nasty little son was smoking pot and carrying on with his buddies while he was away. Discipline is in order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The word has been made flesh. Please listen and enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The D.A.W.G.Z. celebrate a big victory at Top Golf and then get right down to biz. We talk about getting scurred after watching The Outsider, Moose's munching Pumpkins, Maritime Law, and of course...The Scotty Defense The sequel to this ep can be found below https://www.patreon.com/posts/33726037 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sup DAWGZ. We talked some mothercuffin shop on this one. Basically took stock of our podcast umbrella, investigated links between bat munchin and that new scary disease, talked about ego ascension, Shane's sick night, and MOREEEEEEEEE Also peep the Patreon to get into PT 3 of HarderCore History Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Adonai Blesses the DAWGZ with his humble teacher goddess, Santa Maria. Hear her teachings! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Chris Wood ponies up to the table and displays his crafts for the DAWGZ who are very pleased with his efforts. here's his podcast if you're into him and want to check it out https://podcasts.apple.com/bs/podcast/oral-presentations/id1490806721 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The DAWGZ hop the fence and roam the neighborhood. Topics include Iran, Shane's sick tee, oceanography, dream projection, SSPX Church, and a bunch more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shane and O'Connies are coming off yet another big weekend on the road. Shane kept things low key due to his morality/tummy problems. Meanwhile O'Connies forged a strong alliance with a doomed soul who attempts to lead him toward the isle of the sirens. Cusk's channeling powers are tested when Shane, doing the bidding of the Orion group, test's his FAITH in the one true creator, Adonai. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shane, coming off a hard weekend on the road, is greeted by the sixth dimensional mind/body/spirit complex referred to as Cuskie. Much of the vibrational sound complex's space/time is spent discussing The Ra Contact, Phil Getting Coal, How awesome Christmas is, Rosicrucianism, and many other thought/form distortions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

NGL alot of fart talk on this one. We do talk about other stuff, but mostly farts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Chef Bezos and Elon Cusk are joined by Chris O'Connor for a topic-diverse romp on viral stars, Shane's interview, old shitty gigs, and then breaks into the exclusive award-winning Patreon History Cast: Hardercore History which is found hur: https://www.patreon.com/posts/32234743 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's super late and the DAWGZ are having a sleep over. No bull. Real sleepover. On a weekday too. rest of the eppie on patreon https://www.patreon.com/posts/32079917 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Figured we'd break youz off with a little something to blast around the turkey. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We talm bout Shane being at an Eagles game, The damned nature of Revolutions, Being naked in Florida, And then Prince Andrew and Englands bullshit ass political system with rulers and shyt. If you want the rest of the ep it's on the patreon link is below. https://www.patreon.com/posts/31750289 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Gerbz, while standing due to a hemmy, comes back and dispels rumors of disloyalty with a vengeance. This dude is unstoppable. The best. Rest of the Ep is on the Paytch: https://www.patreon.com/posts/31526440 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sup Kings and Queens. This ep is on the Patreon. If you are poor and need to wait for a free one that is fine. No judgement. But if you're ballin out and can swing a measly fugging dollar a month, then this is for you, for the people in the front row aka the winners. https://www.patreon.com/posts/31405258 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices