Marty and Michael Fully Actual

This is our 100th episode! It's got everything - diary entries, Arnold Feine Prank call, and an interview with Pritchard from Dirty Sanchez because he's an absolute legend and we used to watch him as teenagers. So yeah, it's pretty fucking awesome. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we do some crazy things hey... like it's just nuts. We attempt to prank call a sex worker and we also do some other things. Look I'm gonna be honest, I can't really remember what's in this episode I haven't had a chance to listen to it. Our editor said it was good though and he knows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Michael talks about how much he wants to make love to Julian's mother after meeting her, and Matt's diary entries are becoming more and more graphic. Then we try and get a dog walker to walk our son and pig. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matt's diary entries are becoming more and more extreme so we give him a really cool present. We attempt to play a harmonica with fart, and Arnold Feine returns with a prank call to see if our Uber driver will take a massive pig to the butchers for me. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we find our editor Julian's diary and read it out. We also get sent this weird letter in our PO Box and then I try and find a babysitter for my son but end up screaming at the babysitter I the prank call. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What a wild episode this one is. It's got everything. Jackson O'Doherty comes on as a guest, then Michael shits his pants, then we get sent foot skin and I pour it on Michael's head AND Michael even chews on some of it. Even while I'm writing this I can't believe how disgusting we are. We're sorry, but also, you're welcome. We truly are the best. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we're a bit sick, but not a bad episode. We talk about how we used to prank our parents, decide on a new HUNT goal, message Schappelle Corby, and do a pretty unexpected prank call. Enjoy you freaks xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What a lovely episode this one is. We had to cut a lot of stuff out of this one we went a bit too dark. Matt Brown's diary entries continue to give us more insight into who he really is, and we prank call a therapist. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What an episode! Michael attempts to poo his pants, and we come up with a theory on how to end world hunger. Then we prank call a pharmacy to try and get prescription drugs without a prescription. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Shane Warne responds to us checking if he can still spin. We also talk about our issues with Tennis Australia, and get in a very abusive prank call. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Marty saves his farts, and releases them throughout the podcast while trying to play the flute. It's pretty disgusting so yeah, sorry about that. There's also a lovely prank call and some other strange things. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yes, you read that correctly, someone sent us cum in the mail, and a ripped off toe nail. Michael also breaks the microphone and Matt Brown admits to sniffing shit. We are disgusting, enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we discuss the time we got bashed and Michael couldn't eat for 2 months. Plus PO Un-boxing, German segment, and heaps of other things as well too and that. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Julian tells a horrific child hood story, and we prank call a guy and demand sexual favours. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Matt accidentally adds one of his diary entries to the on this days, and our followers send in some very concerning crimes they have committed. Plus the prank call this week is delicious. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, we answer some hard hitting questions including what Marty would do without Michael, then we read some of the worst crimes our followers have done with some shocking results.Then Arnold Feine makes a return for the prank call. We're so good and funny it's so weird haha! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It just so happens that today is Matt Brown's birthday, plus, our segment "The Hunt" is successful and we get a video from Andy from Hamish and Andy! German segment and much more wow what an episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we attempt to play the recorder while farting... as well as the good old German sayings segment and a great little prank call. It's full hot hey. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we update you guys on our progress in proving whether Hamish and Andy are holograms, as well as more of the famed "German Segment." We also try and get a job interview for our prank call and heaps of other funny things ok? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are finally back for season 3! We talk about our time off over the holidays, as well as talk about all the exciting stuff we have planned for 2021. There's also 2 new segments!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Its our season finale! It's a jam packed episode where we get our good mates Jackson O'Doherty and Lacci on for a chat, as well as eat some of the hottest chilli in the world, then "screaming guy" prank call makes a return! We will be. back with season 3 next year mid-February! Thanks to everyone for listening we fucking love you rings. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We talk about our day in court, as well as a great podcast in general, we push the butcher to the very limits in this weeks prank call. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we answer some hard hitting questions, Michael gets hair under his foreskin, and then we do a really good prank call... like seriously. It's good. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we talk about some pretty messed up stuff... I don't really want to go into it because I feel a bit sick that we spoke about it but yeah, enjoy guys. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we have a bit of a whinge about social media, and then we turn into disgusting animals and start fighting and throwing faeces at Matt. We also set that butcher up for a great prank call next week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we answer some great questions, talk about old brawls, and finish the episode off with a great prank call. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we talk about Matt's kidney stones, plus we try a new segment where we say sentences that have never ever been said by another human before. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We go into great detail about the stunt we pulled at the 202 AFL Grand Final Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey guys, a few of you are probably expecting us to mention the AFL pitch invading but we recorded this podcast last Tuesday so the AFL podcast will be out next week and we will talk about all of it. We're a bit grumpy at the start of this podcast, been a stressful time. Matt has haemorrhoids which is nice at least. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Facebook doesn't want us on their platform anymore, and we introduce our new segment "secrets" where you guys send in your secrets and we read them. We're also legends, ok? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we superglue our noses together, and we prank call Julian Telling him the RSPCA is after him. It's pretty awesome. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we talk about Michael's broken rib, Julian tries to tell us a story but it ends up being way too fucked up, and we get a cool PO Box present and its just a great day ok? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back you ringworms. We talk about our month off, and wow we have a crazy PO Box opening and the cringiest prank call we've done in a while. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey guys - unfortunately we are taking a few weeks off of filming and taking a small break. We're very exhausted and its affecting our health. We love you guys though and weekly episodes will continue in 4 weeks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What a podcast this week you lucky ducks! Michael reveals a story Marty didn't know, and we have one of our best ever prank calls. Its fully actual. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Matt finds us some incredible "on this day' facts, then I manage to trick Michael into supergluing his hands together. Plus the prank call is gold this week so have a cheeky listen. HA! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we discuss embarrassing things like pissing the bed, and we have a thumb tack high five as well as a cute little prank call on Dominos. Enjoy Rings! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we discuss why we hate our neighbour and why we have to move house, plus stories from our travels, near death experiences, and a really shit prank call. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the "on this day" segment has some crazy information, and we get sent some cool stuff in our PO Box. Then we prank call Dominos and look I'm going to be honest... we were quite rude to them and we apologise. Sorry :( Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, we get sent some of the hottest chilli sauce I've ever tasted, and Michael attempts to taste sound by putting an airhorn into his mouth. The prank call is also pretty good theres a couple in there for you. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey mate how are you? That's good. I'm well. Anyway, this week Marty accidentally poo's on Michael while trying to make a funny fart, and then we squeeze limes in our eyes. The prank call is pretty awesome too - we just prank some guy pretending to be police and that he's been driving unlicensed. Enjoy rings. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Matt tries to redeem himself with the "on this day" segment, and Michael electrocutes himself at stunt time! We also do a good old prank call on Dominos which was really good and funny... just listen ok? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What an awesome episode! Apart from Matt Brown - we fully had to yell at him. One of our favourite PO Boxes yet but we can't legally say what we got sent... it certainly wasn't weed or anything... OK? Really cool prank call too - fully tricked a kid into thinking I knew he was a druggo! Hahaha! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We got pretty damn stoned for this episode and sort of lost track of time. It's a bit shorter than usual and we sort of lose control at the beginning. But it's still really funny and our prank call is so weird it's perfect. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we get a bit side tracked and answer heaps of questions. Then I shoot Michael in the hand with a marble and then we get 4 failed prank calls in a row! Still funny though because we're the best and shit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're a bit bloody sick this week so we're a bit flat but it's still an awesome podcast ok? We snort pepper, and do a good old dominos prank call it was great. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey rings. This week we FaceTime our mate Jackson O'Doherty and we get sent some of the hottest hot sauce we've ever experienced in our PO Box. There's also a great prank call but I forget what it was haha. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What an episode... we answer some hard hitting question, then we play Russian roulette with our gel blaster and get sent the most horrific thing ever in the PO Box. The prank call is awesome too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We had a few cheeky wines... a few too many I think. We destroyed our green screen and do a ripper prank call. OK? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Marty shoots Michael for stunt time, then they prank call some poor guy who can't remember his night out on the town. We are Gods of podcasts and you will kneel as you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices