
Marry Your Best Friend
John & Suzanne
Show overview
Marry Your Best Friend has been publishing since 2023, and across the 3 years since has built a catalogue of 36 episodes. That works out to roughly 35 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a monthly cadence, with the show now in its 3rd season.
Episodes typically run thirty-five to sixty minutes — most land between 47 min and 1h 4m — and the run-time is fairly consistent across the catalogue. None of the episodes are flagged explicit by the publisher. It is catalogued as a EN-US-language Society & Culture show.
There hasn’t been a new episode in the last ninety days; the most recent episode landed 4 months ago. The busiest year was 2023, with 16 episodes published. Published by John & Suzanne.
From the publisher
John & Suzanne have been married for 35 years and still love being together... most of the time. They live on a 125 year-old hobby farm with chicken, ducks, goats, pigs, horses, dogs and whatever else Suzanne wants to adopt. They also have three grown kids and a new daughter in law they adore. Little know fact:Suzanne doesn't want John to know how many pairs of shoes she owns and John doesn't want Suzanne to know just how many horses he owns, so it all works out.
Latest Episodes
View all 36 episodesS3 Ep 2One of us gets sun poisoning... (Valentine's Day Live Episode)
Sizzling Sunburns & Valentine’s VibesCelebrate Valentine’s Day with a special live broadcast of the Marry Your Best Friend podcast! In this episode, John and Suzanne dive into the "glow" of their relationship—though this time, it’s mostly a neon-pink sunburn.In this episode, we discuss:- The "Fried Egg" Era: John reveals exactly what happens to Suzanne’s skin the second she hits the sand.• A Painful First Impression: We take a trip down memory lane to when we first met, featuring a sunburn so bad it nearly stole the show.• Sun-Poisoning Struggles: One of us took the "beachy glow" a step too far—find out who ended up with a literal case of sun-poisoning.Whether you're tuning in for the laughs or the cautionary skincare tales, grab a drink, some SPF, and join us for this special Valentine's Day hang!
S3 Ep 1One of us knows how to text...
In this episode of the Marry Your Best Friend Podcast, we tackle the modern marital battlefield of Texting.After 40 years together we’ve navigated every communication era from the answering machine and the days of the pager to today's constant use of smartphones. Whether you're a "one paragraph" texter like John or a "13 individual dings" person like Suzanne, there is always something to learn about how to be a better communicator.
S2 Ep 15One of us is heading to Octoberfest...
One of us is heading to Oktoberfest, the other’s driving five hours to see John Mayer. On this episide of the Marry Your Best Friend Podcast we talk about giving your spouse the freedom to do what they love — the planning, the feelings, and the rituals for coming back together. Tune in now.
S2 Ep 14One of us should never do stand up comedy ever again...
In this hilarious and painfully honest episode, John & Suzanne recount their recent adventure (or misadventure) at a local fundraiser where the spotlight didn’t go quite as planned. They break down the reality of bombing on stage—what went wrong, who’s really to blame, and whether John’s comedic career should end before it starts. Was it the jokes? The audience? Or is it time for Suzanne to find a new partner in crime? If you’ve ever experienced an epic fail, you’ll relate to their story and probably laugh along (even if they still aren’t). And a special apology for anyone who witnessed the act firsthand—you deserve a medal.
S2 Ep 13One of us wants to stay in bed all day...
Ever wonder how your sleeping habits impact your relationship—or why your partner insists on treating the bed like a second living room? In this episode of the Marry Your Best Friend Podcast, John and Suzanne dive deep (and maybe nap a little) into the world of sleep, sharing laughs, science, and honest confessions about bedtime routines.From night owl vs. early bird clashes to Suzanne's hilarious bedtime rituals, this is an episode you don't want to miss.
S2 Ep 12One of us is adopting a child...
John and Suzanne open up about what it means to “adopt” others into your family—no paperwork required. This episode shares their heartfelt decision to welcome a 33-year-old into their lives, stories of chosen family, and the importance of mentors. Discover simple ways to build community, invest in others, and expand your own definition of family.
S2 Ep 11One of us wants a tattoo...
On this episode of the Marry Your Best Friend Podcast with John and Suzanne, titled “One of us wants a tattoo,” Suzanne reveals her bold new plan: of getting lyrics from a pop star tattooed on her skin! Tune in as the couple debate Suzanne's choice, the meaning behind picking these lyrics as permanent ink, and why John isn’t exactly thrilled about the idea.They dive into the deeper reasons people choose to get tattoos, including emotional milestones, self-expression, and more. The conversation also explores the perspectives of Christians who decide to get tattoos—and those who prefer not to. You won’t need to listen long to hear John's spirited arguments against Suzanne “ruining her beautiful skin” with lyrics from what he calls “an arrogant musician with generic musical ability.”Laugh along with John and Suzanne as they discuss individuality, art, and what it means to support your spouse… even when you don’t always agree!🎙️ Listen now for candid conversations, a few laughs, and maybe even some tattoo inspiration (or a warning)!
S2 Ep 10One of us likes to cut off balls...
In this entertaining episode of the Marry Your Best Friend podcast, hosts John and Suzanne delve into the intriguing world of disgust and how we can train ourselves to find certain things less revolting. Titled "One of Us Likes to Cut Off Balls...," the episode explores the concept of disgust-proneness through personal stories and humorous anecdotes from their life on a farm. Listen as John, who is self-admittedly "disgust prone" and notably battles a major gag reflex, shares his experiences with some of the most unpleasant tasks he encounters. Meanwhile, Suzanne brings her own perspective on how she handles these less-than-pleasant farm chores. The conversation then shifts to the workplace, as they dive into listeners' stories of the grossest things seen in office environments. Through laughter and candid discussion, John and Suzanne navigate the delicate balance between cringe-worthy and manageable, offering insights and strategies for becoming less sensitive to the disgusting aspects of life. Whether you're gag-prone or have an iron stomach, this episode promises plenty of chuckles and a new appreciation for overcoming disgust.
S2 Ep 9One of us is getting older...
Celebrating Birthdays and the Journey of Getting Older 🎂Join John and Suzanne as they celebrate Suzanne's upcoming birthday and her outlook: "Whatever age I am is the new 30!" In this episode, they discuss the emotions and societal pressures surrounding aging, share advice on how spouses can support each other during milestones, and offer tips for making birthdays a celebration of life.From reframing concerns into opportunities to creating meaningful traditions, this episode is filled with practical advice and a few laughs. Tune in for a journey filled with laughter, reflection, and the joy of celebrating another year together.
S2 Ep 8One of us needs to get off social media...
In the latest "Marry Your Best Friend" podcast episode, "One of Us Needs to Get Off Social Media," John and Suzanne explore how technology shapes modern relationships. Aimed at couples of all ages, they discuss both the perks and pitfalls of digital connectivity—from staying in touch via video calls to the challenges of screen time overshadowing quality time together. With personal anecdotes and practical tips on setting tech boundaries, this episode invites listeners to find a healthy balance. Join the conversation and discover how to embrace the positives while minimizing the negatives of technology in your relationship. Don't miss John’s heartfelt message to Suzanne (thanks to AI), reminding us all of the value of real-world connections.
One of us needs therapy...
🛋️🎙️ Tune in to the "Marry Your Best Friend Podcast" with John & Suzanne! In this episode, they dive into the world of therapy, championing the idea that visiting a mental health professional should feel as natural and necessary as a trip to your primary care provider.Both hosts, along with every other Stewart in the family, have navigated their own paths in therapy—John and Suzanne even saw four different therapists to save their marriage. Listen in as they share personal insights and encourage open conversations about mental health.🧠❤️ #MarryYourBestFriendPodcast #TherapyMatters #MentalHealth #marriage
S2 Ep 6One of us loves Summer...
🌞🎧 Ready to dive into the highs and lows of summer? Tune in to the latest episode of the "Marry Your Best Friend" podcast with John & Suzanne! This week, they're unpacking everything we love and hate about the sunny season. From pool days & summer camps to sunburns & mosquitoes, John & Suzanne cover it all with their signature humor and heartfelt insights. ☀️🌊Don't miss out on this fun-filled conversation! Listen now on your favorite podcast platform and let us know your summer faves and pet peeves in the comments. 🎙️❤️ #MarryYourBestFriendPodcast #SummerVibes #LoveAndHateSummer
S2 Ep 5One of us needs your vote...
Join John and Suzanne on the latest episode of the Marry Your Best Friend podcast as they celebrate their 35th anniversary and talk about their heartwarming road trip down memory lane. ❤️ From their visits to their colleges and sneaking into the church where they got married, this episode is a beautiful journey through their life and love story.Plus, big news! 🗳️ John is running for the local school board and he needs your vote! Tune in to hear about his vision and why he’s passionate about making a difference in our schools.#MarryYourBestFriendPodcast #Anniversary #RoadTrip #SchoolBoard #VoteForJohn
S2 Ep 4One of us is a cat person...
This show is not really about cats... but about how people change over the course of a marriage. Join John and Suzanne as they reflect on how much they've evolved over the years and share insights on navigating these changes with your partner.Tune in for heartfelt stories, practical advice, and a dose of humor as they explore:* How people change throughout the course of a marriage* Tips for couples on how to adapt and grow together* Their latest adventure at the Indy 500 (and maybe a little too much excitement about it!)Whether you’re newlyweds or seasoned partners, this episode is packed with wisdom and laughter to help you strengthen your own relationship.
S2 Ep 3One of us loves to argue...
Join hosts John and Suzanne on a journey through the highs and lows of love and friendship. In this episode, they delve into the nitty-gritty of arguments and fighting within relationships. With over 38 years of experience navigating through their own bickering and disagreements, John and Suzanne bring a wealth of wisdom, humor, and insight to the table.Every relationship encounters rough patches, but how do you navigate them without losing sight of the love that brought you together? Whether you're a newlywed or celebrating decades together, this episode is a must-listen for anyone seeking to deepen their connection with their partner, strengthen their bond, and embrace the ups and downs of love with grace and laughter.
S2 Ep 2One of us gets to do all the housework....
Join John and Suzanne as they tackle one of the most common yet challenging aspects of marriage: sharing household tasks.In this candid conversation, John and Suzanne draw from their nearly 35 years of marriage to explore the dynamics of dividing chores and responsibilities. From the dishes to the laundry, learn how this couple navigates the often contentious topic of housework, offering valuable insights and practical advice along the way.Discover how John and Suzanne's upbringing and past experiences, including their roles modeled by their parents and shared tasks with roommates, have shaped their approach to finding balance in their own household.Listen now to gain valuable perspectives and strategies for overcoming one of the top sources of conflict in marriages. Little known fact: John actually changed his kids diapers. Once. #MarryYourBestFriend #MarriageAdvice #HouseholdTasks #RelationshipGoals #PodcastEpisode #happymarriage

S2 Ep 1One of us is getting older..
Join John and Suzanne on the latest episode of the Marry Your Best Friend Podcast as they dive into the joys (and quirks) of getting older! From celebrating recent birthdays to sharing their secrets for staying young at heart, this dynamic duo dishes out wisdom, laughs, and plenty of love. Little known fact: Even though John and Suzanne both recently celebrated their birthdays, only one if them is actually aging.

S1 Ep 19Episode 19 - One of us loves a DATECATION...
John & Suzanne both love to getaway from their daily grind... and many times it may be at a hotel within a few miles of their own home. They LOVE being tourists in their own home town. Join them on this episode and learn new ideas for dating your spouse, taking mini-vacations and other romantic escapades. Little known fact: Most hotel desk clerks never say anything if you book a senior rate while booking your reservation.

S1 Ep 18Episode 18 - One of us loves to give money away...
John & Suzanne are like most couples and sometimes differ on their use and view of money. On this episode, they discuss their thoughts and experience on giving it away. Join them as they discuss Charity, Philanthropy and Volunteerism and how you might make a greater impact in your giving. Little known fact: Over 238 families of high net worth have signed the "Giving Pledge" committing over half their fortunes to charitable organizations (over $600 Billion to date). But how many of those billionaires will be donating an old school bus or run down Jeep to charity upon their death???

S1 Ep 17Episode 17 - One of us dreams vivid dreams...
John & Suzanne occasionally sleep together and one of them dreams very vivid dreams. Join us on this episode as we discuss common dreams, sleeping habits and Suzanne's mother's unique (and sometimes annoying) gift of prophetic dreams. Little known fact: After 34 years of marriage, John has finally learned to apologize for things he does in Suzanne's dreams.