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President Trump just said it: “Biden’s cancer diagnosis is very sad...”

Today, President Trump had a two-hour call with Putin, leading to immediate ceasefire talks in Ukraine. Putin even echoed Trump's "COMMON SENSE" mantra. Looks like Trump’s diplomacy is making waves! #mvcr #AmericaFirst #Trump2025 #PutinVladimir #UkrainePeace #conservativenews #MAGA

Biden did what again? Not a parody. Though it feels like SNL… back when it was funny.#MVCRPodcast #ConservativeComedy #AmericaFirst #Trump2025 #LiberalLogic #BidenFails #PoliticalSatire #CommonSenseIsBack

Walmart says Trump’s tariffs are “too high”

Joe Biden can’t even secure his own sentences… Meanwhile, Trump just got $1 TRILLION from Saudi Arabia to invest in America. But sure, let’s keep pretending he’s the “threat to democracy.”

Turns out you CAN fix inflation... Just need a president who understands business.

Trump just said Americans shouldn’t be Big Pharma’s sugar daddies anymore. Same drugs, same price — no European discount specials. Somewhere, a Pfizer lobbyist just booked a sad lunch with Liz Warren.

Jeanine Pirro running D.C.? Libs are MELTING.

Ukrainian lawmakers just signed a resource deal with the U.S.—because apparently, sending billions wasn't generous enough.

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent says they're negotiating with everyone... except China.

Tennessee Democrat OUTRAGED that police did their job! Apparently, arresting illegal alien gang members is now... controversial?

MVCR | May 5, 2025

EVERYONE was wrong about Trump’s economic policy. (Well, everyone except us, of course

Rep. Hank Johnson says he’s not Latino—unless he's shopping for plywood.

California Dems just voted to protect "diversity in danger" — by keeping male sex offenders in women’s prisons.

Stephen Miller went full scorched earth on a reporter over illegal immigration — and lucky for you, we’ve got the audio.

Over $325,000 was bet on the world's first sperm race — because apparently, late-stage capitalism wasn't weird enough.

David’s out… so the crew took over the studio. It’s chaos. It’s comedy. It’s MVCR. We did the Friday Five and things got weird

Migrants spotted taking over the Southside Chicago Home Depot. Local squirrels say it’s never been safer.

Elon Musk to partially unplug from the Trump admin’s DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency) — says he needs more time to build cars, not bureaucracies.

JD Vance just confirmed the U.S. and India are officially talking about talking. Meanwhile on MVCR, we skip the bureaucracy and get straight to the good stuff.

The Pope goes to heaven mid-Easter Sunday. Talk about timing.

Senator Chris Van Hollen met with the infamous “Maryland Man” in El Salvador... and somehow we’re still not sure who needed more diplomatic help.

Trump wants to revoke Harvard’s tax-exempt status... because why should elite universities get special treatment?

“I’ve never seen the border numbers this low.” – Tom Homan

A Maryland senator is heading to El Salvador… Not for vacation — he's on a rescue mission for the guy ICE "oopsed" across borders. Meanwhile, on MVCR, we ask: Is this politics or a telenovela?

MVCR | April 14, 2025

China’s shutting down factories?! Catch the latest episode of MVCR where we mix news, nonsense, and just the right amount of chaos.

Prices dropped for the first time since 2020. Trump's back. Coincidence? We think not.

Trump hits China with a 104% tariff and they’re crying in yuan

China’s got a pair of twos. We’ve got a Constitution, a spine, and MVCR.

This week on MVCR:

We just got the March jobs report and guess what? We added 228,000 jobs!

Is this the peak of U.S. financial supremacy or just a big "hold my beer" moment before other countries start playing the same game?

A judge forces Trump to keep funding a leftwing group providing lawyers to illegal aliens under 18.

What’s more foolproof than politics? NOTHING. So grab your coffee, hit play, and let us serve up the best laugh you’ve had all week. #MVCRPodcast #AprilFools #PoliticalComedy #NotARealNews #Satire #FoolMeOnce

Hold onto your SpaceX helmets!

"Almost every judge against us has a family member working for an NGO"

MVCR | March 27, 2025

Mike Waltz says it wasn't a staffer who added a reporter to the group chat... Right, Mike. Because nothing says top secret like accidentally texting the media.

On today's show a staffer for the National Security Advisor accidentally added a leftwing reporter to a group chat about military strikes against the Houthis, multiple incendiary devices were found at a Tesla dealership in Austin, Texas, Border Czar Tom Homan says they will obey a judge’s order to stop flying illegal alien gang members to El Salvador…but they’re still rounding up the criminals, and much more.

MVCR | March 24, 2025

MVCR | March 21, 2025

Despite radical left judges trying to throw a wrench in the works, Border Czar Tom Homan isn't backing down. He's out there catching illegal alien gang members like it's his part-time hobby.

Trump says Canada should’ve been the 51st state

5 years ago, we Googled some interesting stuff during the COVID lockdown.

An Illinois school thought it’d be "progressive" to mix up locker room dynamics – Also, the boy's locker room? It’s still just for boys.

You won't want to miss this one—because who needs 10,000 postal workers when you have DOGE?!

Egg prices hit a 3-month low!

CNN want you to believe “Bidenomics is working” while eggs still cost more than gas.