Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica

Here's the link to our Bandcamp pageAnd here's the link to our Ko-fi pageHello, listeners! It’s us again. Hopefully you listened to our last message. If you didn’t, it was about how we’re taking all our shows off Spotify.And now, that time has come: as of today, we’ve requested their removal. Spotify makes the process as opaque as possible, so we don’t have a definitive date for when they will disappear, but it is imminent.So, where can you find us once we’re off Spotify?Where are we putting our brand new season of Mockery Manor?Are we making sure there’s always a free way to listen to it?Firstly, yes, there are many ways to listen to our shows for free. They will continue to exist on almost all podcast platforms - except Spotify. The free versions include adverts, although we try to keep those to a minimum.If you’d prefer to listen to Mockery without adverts - and who wouldn’t - then the most ethical way to do that is one we’ve just launched, where for only £3.49, you can purchase a whole season of Mockery on Bandcamp. And if you’re wondering why we chose £3.49, that’s because that was the average cost of a CD single in around 2002, when I started buying music.All our scripted podcasts are now available on Bandcamp, and they sound much better. The audio quality of a podcast is higher there than on any other online platform. MUCH higher. That’s because podcast platforms use compressed MP3s, while on Bandcamp, everything is CD-quality, high definition lossless audio.And unlike other online services, Bandcamp pays artists fairly. In a world that seems to be trying to destroy creators, services like Bandcamp means we can keep going.Also, Bandcamp’s profits DO NOT go into the pockets of mass murderers! What a world, where that’s even a thing.We’ve always given our monthly supporters free access to our music albums on Bandcamp, but going forward, they’ll also have access to unlimited plays of our podcasts in high definition, so join us over on Ko-fi for that delicious perk.Mockery Manor season 4 is due out this summer, so please do listen to it for free on any other podcast platform, or for £3.49 on Bandcamp.See you on the other side!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's our first ever multi-charity live event! Viewers this week could donate to their charity of choice on our GiveWheel page, and we had donations to Amnesty International, Trans Lifeline, PCRF, Women For Refugee Women, ActionAid and Action Against Hunger. Thank you everyone! We also had Magenta's absolutely BRUTAL heckle to Bernard mid-song. Listen on for that!Please join us next week for another choose-your-own-charity bonanza! Watch on YouTube here.And you can still support the charity of your choice, here!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's another charity live stream! You know you want to listen and hear about Sir Patrick Moore's super sexy role in Cher's Burlesque musical. This week, M&B are raising money for WaterAid. You can still donate to this week's charity here.And join us for the next stream on April 5th, Easter Sunday! You can watch it here.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Come join us for another Charity Live Stream! It's absolutely THICK with Thicc Witches. You can still donate to this week's charity, ActionAid, hereAnd come join us for the next stream on Sunday 29th March, at 8pm UK time (3pm ET), hereSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A slightly belated Live Stream! As usual, we've had to cut out Bernard's songs for copyright reasons, but there were a couple of real doozies in this stream, so head on over to YouTube to check those out.You can still donate to this week's charity, Action Against Hunger, hereAnd tune in to the next stream on Sunday 29th March at 8pm UK time (3pm ET), hereSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's a very bean-heavy episode, this one. Join us on Sunday March 15th for the next live stream!And you can still donate to this week's charity by visiting this link.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Magenta has been fighting a 2-day migraine, so she and Bernard are recording from a very esoterically dark room this week. But it hasn't dulled Mags' ability to tell fortunes, espouse wild conspiracy theories about the Moon, and raise money for International Rescue Committee.Donate to this week's charity hereJoin us next week at 8pm UK time (3pm ET), Sunday 8th March, on YouTube, Facebook, Instagram and Twitch!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's finally time for the Sagittarians to get their 2026 reading! Plus esoteric chat, a few misheard lyrics, and Bernard gets very angry about people who claim to like the feeling of sand between their toes. Join us on Sunday March 1st at the slightly later time of 8:30pm UK time (3:30pm ET) - Watch hereAnd you can still support this week's charity, BARNARDOS, hereSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's time for Scorpio to get the Magenta Zodiac treatment!Come join us for the next livestream on Feb 22nd! ⁠You can watch it on YouTube here⁠And if you want to support this week's charity, OXFAM, ⁠⁠you can do so here.⁠See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's time for Virgos and Librans to get the Magenta Zodiac treatment!Come join us for the next livestream on Feb 15th! ⁠You can watch it on YouTube here⁠And if you want to support this week's charity, Amnesty International, ⁠⁠you can do so here.⁠See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We simply do not want to yuck anybody's yum!Come join us for next week's livestream on Feb 1st! ⁠You can watch it on YouTube here.⁠And if you want to support this week's charity, Amnesty International, ⁠you can do so here.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This episode's title actually appeared in the previous episode, but it's such an excellent joke that it warranted its own episode title. ⁠Join us for the next live stream! ⁠⁠25th January 26.⁠⁠Donate to this week's charity⁠ - Human Rights Watch.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's the first live stream of 2026, and M&B are hitting the ground running! With horoscopes for Pisces and Aries, a really excellent listener ghost story, and a new (perfect) epic fantasy name generator.This week's charity is HUMAN RIGHTS WATCH - ⁠please donate to the campaign here.⁠⁠Join us next week!⁠ Sunday 18th January on YouTube, Facebook, Instagram and Twitch. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's time to wave goodbye to 2025, and beckon in the new year! With some (somewhat dubious) horoscope readings, which should, as always, be taken with a pinch of salt.We've almost raised £5000 this year! ⁠Tune in to the next one to see us cross the threshold! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ho Ho Ho, Fans of the Esoteric, and welcome to Magenta and Bernard's Christmas/Festivus/Yule/Winter Solstice livestream, and it's a bumper long one. Perfect, one might say, for a long drive in the wintertime (RIP Chris Rea).If you'd like to donate to this week's charity, Amnesty International, ⁠you can do so here.⁠We have one more livestream left in 2025 - on the ⁠28th December at 8pm UK time (3pm ET). Watch it on YouTube here.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Cat Neko wearing a delightful Christmas jumper turned out to be an incredibly distracting presence this week, but it was so worth it. You'll have to tune in next time to see him in all his glory.⁠Link to the next stream! Watch here on YouTube on Dec 14th⁠⁠Donate to this week's charitySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Neko the cat joins Magenta & Bernard for a special, calm, soothing instalment of the show. Picture a waterfall...⁠WATCH THE NEXT LIVESTREAM ON YOUTUBE - 7 DEC⁠⁠DONATE HERESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Magenta & Bernard's weekly dose of absinthe-soaked, slow burn esoteric ramblings. Haunted phones! Typography jokes! Dropping a social hand grenade at your office Christmas party! All this and more. On Wednesday 26th November at 8pm UK time (3pm ET) - tune into the MOCKERY MANOR S1E1 Live Listening Party! Watch on YouTube here And you can still donate to this week's charity, International Rescue Committee, by visiting the GoFundMe page here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

M&B battle some gremlins this week on a quest to find out what the hell Jimmy Buffett is talking about. The next live stream will be on Sunday November 23rd at 8pm UK time (3pm ET), and you can watch it on YouTube, Facebook, Instagram and Twitch. ⁠Watch it live on YouTube here⁠ And you can still donate to this week's charity, Medecins Sans Frontiers, by visiting ⁠this week's GoFundMe page Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bernard has been trying his hand at Astral Planing, but listeners - we must advise against it. Astral Planing should only be done by a trained professional (ie Magenta). The next live stream will be on Sunday November 16th at 8pm UK time (3pm ET), and you can watch it on YouTube, Facebook, Instagram and Twitch. Watch it live on YouTube here And you can still donate to this week's charity, British Red Cross, by visiting this week's GoFundMe page Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hello, Laurence & Lindsay here. We've got a big problem, and we need your help. If you're listening to this on Spotify, we're asking you to stop, and switch to another podcast player. As I'm sure most of you know, there's plenty of evidence that Spotify is a terrible company with a long history of exploiting and underpaying artists, but that's only part of why it's so bad. It's been reported that Spotify's CEO, Daniel Ek, has recently invested millions of Euros of your subscription fees in an AI weaponry company called Helsing. This company has developed an automated target identification system, with the option to keep a human in the loop. In other words, it's machines selecting which humans to kill on the battlefield. It's also been reported Spotify donated $150,000 to the Trump campaign, and it's recently been running ICE recruitment ads. It is a powerful force for bad. So here's our problem. Almost half of our total listenership comes from Spotify, and the adverts that we run are how we make our money. If we just pulled our podcasts straight away, that would be a huge financial blow for us. So we would like to urge you to listen elsewhere, on another podcast player. Lots of people recommend one called Pocket Casts, we've also heard good things about Podcast Addict. In the last month, we've had downloads from about 50 different podcast players, so there are plenty of alternatives. We've going to take our podcasts off Spotify as soon as it becomes clear that there is a real movement to cancel Spotify subscriptions and move to other platforms, and that movement is growing. For you, thankfully, this doesn't cost anything. Podcasts are, and will always be, free to listen to on any platform. Like we said, a lot of people seem to like Pocket Casts, and as far as we know, they're not evil. There are also a ton of others to choose from - all very accessible, and all free. If you've ever enjoyed our podcasts, or you're about to discover them, thank you so much for listening. Let's try and do the right thing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's the Halloweeeeeeeen live stream! Recorded on October 31st 2025, and goodness me, what a lot of chaos there was on this one. The cocktail completely malfunctioned, and for some reason the chat decided that "FART IT!" should be the show's new catchprase. Who are we to deny them that? The next live stream will be on Sunday November 9th at 8pm UK time (3pm ET), and you can watch it on YouTube, Facebook, Instagram and Twitch. Watch it live on YouTube here And you can still donate to this week's charity, Amnesty International, by visiting this week's GoFundMe page. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What a week this was! We had cocktail based on a World War 2 ration pack, an abrupt expulsion of air, and a Pet Shop Boys number that you won’t get to hear because of copyright laws. So you better tune into the next one! You can still donate to this week's charity, Care International, by hitting this link. Tap here to watch the next live stream on 26th October! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Possibly the bluest (meaning: dirty, rude, saucy) live stream M&B have perpetrated so far! What fun. Join us for our next live stream! It's on October 19th, 8pm UK time (3pm ET) Here's the link to watch live on YouTube. And if you'd like to donate to this week's charity, UNICEF, you can visit the GoFundMe page here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A thin but savoury tasty treat awaits you in this week's Cocktail Time, along with deep dives on Mecca Bingo, why a sexy-scary dog might be the perfect Halloween costume for introverts, and an exciting update from last week's lottery winner! The next live stream will be on Sunday 12th Octover 2025 at 8pm UK time (3pm ET), and you can watch it here: And if you would like to donate to this episode's charity, Action Against Hunger, you can do so here: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This episode sees the triumphant return of Cocktail Time, by popular listener demand! And a flurry of letters on such diverse topics as haunted wedding dresses, forcing your friends to admit they have ADHD, and rigging the lottery. You can still donate to Medical Aid For Palestinians here! And you can watch our next Live Stream on October 5th here! As always, you can email [email protected] with your questions or requests, and we shall endeavour to ask the spirits for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Can you spot people having affairs in bars? Is Professor Brian Cox gaslighting us? Is Ken Russell's The Lair Of The White Worm the greatest film you've never seen? Highlights from Magenta & Bernard's weekly YouTube livestream, recorded 21st September 2025, with an audience of beloved tragic fans. This week, we are raising money for Choose Love. You can still donate to the campaign by visiting this link.⁠ M&B's next live stream will be on SUNDAY 28th SEPTEMBER - ⁠here's the link to watch, and to sign up for a reminder. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Magenta and Bernard are back! It’s a new season of our chat podcast - with a twist! Because now it’s live! And for charity! From now on, M&B will be holding an almost-weekly live stream on YouTube, on Sundays, at 8pm UK time (3pm ET). These live streams are a chance for fans of the esoteric to get together, have silly goofy fun, stand up for what we believe in, ask esoteric questions, denounce the government, and listen to Bernard rocking out on the guitar. And best of all, each week, we'll be raising money for a different charity. This time, we raised £170 for Choose Love. You can still donate to the campaign by visiting this link. M&B's next live stream will be on SUNDAY 21st SEPTEMBER - here's the link to watch, and sign up for a reminder. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's WHAM episode 6! (The last one) It's the SpOoOoOkY Halloween episode! This time, Mags and Bernie are making a kooky stop-motion adventure starring the Hungry Hungry Hippos - going all the way back to 2500 BC! ⁠Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fi⁠ ⁠Find out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's WHAM episode 5! This one came to Magenta in a dream... a SIDESCROLLER video game movie. Starring JASON STATHAM. If the left side of the screen catches up with him... HE DIES. That's really all you need to know. ⁠Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fi⁠ ⁠Find out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's WHAM episode 4! It's time to make a very respectful, very true-to-the-source-material, religious epic on a blockbuster scale! Magenta and Bernard are adapting The Book Of Revelation with an all-star cast. Of Furbies. ⁠Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fi⁠ ⁠Find out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's WHAM episode 3! It's a long one today! Because there's a lot to say about SYLVANIAN FAMILIES! Magenta and Bernard devise a dark, satirical horror movie starring the little felted friends, and co-starring the sexiest animal-hybrid vampire you've ever seen. ⁠Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fi⁠ ⁠Find out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's the second episode of WHAM! Magenta and Bernard plan a new Hollywood smash, this time revolving around a GENERIC PUZZLE CUBE (definitely not affiliated with Rubik's Cube, this is personal opinion, satire and parody, please don't try to destroy us). CW: sexy sex talk, mild substance abuse ⁠Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fi⁠ ⁠Find out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's WHAM episode 1! Join Magenta and Bernard for the first instalment of their movie podcast experiment. First in the spotlight - Polly Pocket. How can the tiny clamshell-dwelling pixie be turned into a hit movie? And what could it possibly have to do with... string theory? Listen now to find out. ⁠Support Mags & Bernie on Ko-fi⁠ ⁠Find out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Read the TranscriptsIn this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations:Mags, Bernie and Lindsay join forces with some unlikely allies in this, the final showdown of the season!Special guest stars: Beth Eyre as Inzilbeth, and David K Barnes as Gilmikhad.Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Read the TranscriptsIn this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations:A worrying phone call from Seraphina brings the coven back to Misty Moor Rectory... where all hell is, quite literally, breaking loose.Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Read the TranscriptsIn this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations:The youngest member of the coven, Lindsay, has fallen from a magical oak tree and broken her arm. So it's a trip to A&E (or ER for our American listeners) for the family. But this hospital is feeling very... VERY... crowded...... with ghosts. That's what we're getting at.Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Read the TranscriptsIn this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations:The third member of the coven - Magenta's mother Seraphina - is now living at Misty Moor Rectory (much to Bernard's chagrin). And so, the Triple Goddess is complete! It's time to plan what to do about Mr Baby's cosmic cat flap...Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Read the TranscriptsIn this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations:It's time for Magenta and Bernard to start building their coven! First recruit - their elusive and mysterious daughter Lindsay. But first, there's the small matter of the ghost wolf.Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Read the TranscriptsIn this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations:Mags and Bernie deal with an uninvited house guest(s). Misty Moor Rectory is a strange and ancient place...Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Read the TranscriptsMagenta and Bernard are off on their second adventure as M&B Paranormal Investigators, dealing with a client from their past - Margot Mockery.That's right! They're off to Mockery Manor! It's a crossover episode, baby!Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Read the TranscriptsJoin Magenta and Bernard as they wrangle a restless spirit on their first official adventure as M&B Paranormal Investigators!Are you ready to RAWWWWK?Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Read the TranscriptsMagenta & Bernard are appearing on the long-running home renovation TV show GREAT DECISIONS!Host Kenneth McCrag joins M&B at their new residence - Misty Moor Rectory - a vast, crumbling ruin in the middle of nowhere. It was very cheap.Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! And welcome to 2024!Magenta and Bernard are kicking off the year by solving a few problems sent in by listeners, with the esoteric guidance of three new bibliomancy books.If you'd like Magenta to help you with your problem, send an email to [email protected]'s also a little info about what M&B have in store for you next!And we dedicate this episode to the memory of our dear listener, Jake Broster, who we sadly lost in December. His brother has set up a JustGiving page to raise money for Jake's chosen charity, the Make-A-Wish Foundation UK. Please do donate, if you can, by going to this link. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Purchase the Madame Magenta Patented Decision Maker from our Ko-fi shop!Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's a very special episode - recorded live from the London Podcast Festival 2023, it's a fusion of Sonos Mystica and Magenta Presents!Magenta and Bernard meet their tragic fans and solve a few problems through the mystic arts of bibliomancy and cat cards, before embarking on a brand new, chilling tale - Little Boxes.Subscribe to Magenta Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

M&B are delighted be playing D&D! We now bring you the first in a two-episode campaign over at Dumbgeons & Dragons, an actual play podcast and fellow member of the Fable & Folly Network.Part Two of this adventure is arriving on March 15th, so head on over to Dumbgeons & Dragons to listen then!Have Some Wine, Punch Some Custard (a Magenta adventure)Dumbgeons & Dragons is an improvised actual play podcast where 4 best friends come together to tell tales of battling monsters, saving the world and build community.Moot, Glim and Sully were hired by two traveling adventurers Garira (Madame Magenta) and Yever (Bernard) who have caught wind of a buried treasure and wine stash that could net them a small fortune. The only trouble is they don't know what might stand between them and the fortune of the Monks of the Voiceless Order.Garira is magnificent. Yever goes in swinging. Sully Rubs his snake around. Moot goes for style points. Glim updates her workout routine.- - - - - - - - - -Find and listen to more adventures with the Dumbgeons & Dragons crew:Dumbgeons & Dragons - https://link.chtbl.com/kr-jwxUu?sid=podcast.magentaFacing Fate - https://link.chtbl.com/jOzWa9XD?sid=podcast.magenta- - - - - - - - - -CAST & CREWDM: Russ MorePlayers: Amy More, Carla Maxted, Tom Laird, Madame Magenta, BernardDialogue Editing: Carla MaxtedSound Design: Russ MoreMusic & Sound Effects: Epidemic Sound, Soundsnap, BOOM LibraryCover Art: Chrissytor Illustrations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Subscribe to Magenta Presents now!Magenta and Bernard are back! First off, a couple of letters from Tragic Fans, and then the main event...We are thrilled to introduce our brand new show, MAGENTA PRESENTS - a horror anthology hosted by Madame Magenta herself, debuting with a five-episode miniseries GHOSTED.Perched on a rain-battered cliff edge is a former lighthouse; now a charming, boutique hotel. Owner and sole occupant Beth has spent months renovating, absorbing its essence into her bones, preparing for her first guest to arrive. But when they do, to Beth's horror, it is a figure from a past she has tried to forget. Keira. Face-to-face for the first time in years, the pair must reckon with old mistakes, old grievances. And something else, besides. Because the lighthouse has a past too.Head on over to the MAGENTA PRESENTS feed on your chosen podcast player to listen to the rest of the story!www.longcatmedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Buy a tea towel designed by Magenta!Greetings fans of the spooooooky esoteric!Due to an extraordinary scheduling error (Magenta and Bernard were accidentally using a calendar from 1998 because it had some good cat pictures), Magenta's Halloween Special 2022 is coming out on November 6th.Mags and Bernie have just taken on a Grand Designs style renovation project. They're doing up a derelict and extremely haunted 50-room Tudor mansion, because... well, it was just a bit of a bargain, really, and Magenta loves a bargain. It will be the perfect setting for their upcoming anthology series, MAGENTA PRESENTS, coming January 2023! More details soon.But in this episode - Letters answered! Spirits consulted! Spirits consumed!www.fableandfolly.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.