
LuAnna: The Podcast
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Toothpaste wars, Lu's 3-Hour Fart Session & the Cucumber that went back in the Fridge
'She's the prostitute, but she's the wife. It's genius.'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Merging Lane Fury, Voice Note Of The Year & Words You've Been Saying Wrong
'It's the ailment of the year'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Nippy Nippy, Password Hacking & One And Done
'I even thought about getting pregnant again!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Gross Pillow Pranks, Naked Campaigns & Vinted Payback
" How could explain that I was not about to do something really weird and criminal?!"
TOTALLY EXTRA: Turtle Soup Trauma, Stinky Lunches & Banana Confessions
EXTRA HOT: WHERE IS LEE ANDREWS?!
'Fergie is P Diddy's Side Piece?!?"
TOTALLY EXTRA: MH370 Mysteries, Hidden Snakes & Cousin Kiss Drama
'I really don’t think that we should have free speech'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Anna- Woman of the People, Parcel Parcel & a Secret Sugarbaby
' This is probably one of the most shocking and horrible stories we've ever received'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Feeld Hook-Ups, Driveway Rage & Conspiracy Theories
'You cannot be tried on your morals, everybody's morals are different!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Fullfrontal Overshares, Parent Bay Revenge & A Family Friend on Grindr
'I'm bum clenching...this is really awkward!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Stonehenge, Twin Penises & a Very Bad Taste Test
'Parents need to take responsibility!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Pride Revenge, Birth Gunk Bins & A Hotel Room Poo Disaster
"Leave the Moon alone!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Sugar Judgement, Death Row Meals & Sucking up Farts
'I think Christmas should be at the end of January'

TOTALLY EXTRA: Soiled Sunflowers, P*ssy pumps & Car Park Snacks
EBE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: a Grandad gets smacked in the face with a very adult toy, supermarket car park snack people are celebrated, husbands are punished with unplugged keyboards and abandoned grocery deliveries, and the episode ends with a drunken balcony diarrhoea disaster and a rain-soaked mix-up with the wrong dead cat.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

'Just call me Luisa the hypocrite'
EBE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: A tangent about languages, bilingual kids and why speaking only English suddenly feels a bit embarrassing, Lu's decorators strike again, Imo's stalking Gordon Ramsay, and Anna's into history.Plus, an iPad confession, a listener writes in completely broken by solo parenting and burnout, MPs reject an under-16s social media ban, and the girls get extremely passionate about surprise nighttime poos.GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

TOTALLY EXTRA: Fizzy milk, Moon Cup Spillages & a Secret CenterParcs Operation.
EBE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: a homemade porn discovery, ruining a husband’s coffee, Anna gets hooked on Among Us while pretending it’s “not appropriate”, a moon cup disaster, a fizzy pop tangent and we find out what Operation Roar is.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

'Never has chlamydia felt so good'
EBE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: The girls reminisce about the feral glory days of clubbing, a family lunch descends into diarrhoea songs, there's a fake birthday for Enzo, a near A&E trip after a trip to the park, and a friend's terrifying cancer diagnosis turns out to be not quite so.Plus, Gen Z boys are worryingly getting more traditional about gender roles, a miracle baby is born from a transplanted womb, and the Weirdo of the Week contenders include a sentimental birth blood splatter and a woman who tidies her house in case she gets murdered.GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

TOTALLY EXTRA: Banging a Donkey, A Glass Cola Bottle Accident & Eating Nana
EBE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: a gorgeous first-kiss love story 20 years in the making, nail varnish in someone’s nachos, another bin story involving a £500 dress, banging a donkey and an absolutely unhinged confession about accidentally eating Nana’s ashes.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

EXTRA HOT: What Louis Theroux’s Manosphere LEFT OUT!
EBE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!Welcome to Luanna: EXTRA HOT, an extra bonus sprinkling of Luanna dropping as and when the tea is literally boiling and we cannot wait to talk about it.On this episode, Anna and Lu get real about Louis Theroux's shocking new Netflix documentary Inside the Manosphere.We chat the realities of a world influenced by a sinister algorithm, Anna's surprising connection to the world of the manosphere and what we can do to protect young boys (and girls).Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

"I'm celebrating that he's died"
EBE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: The girls record from Global HQ, Lu is back from Dubai and gives a candid update, we get into the chaos of media narratives, a juicy listener dilemma involving a fresh divorce and a very flirty female best friend, and the recco secco serves up a tv show, a drink and a powerful memoir.Plus, Ian Huntley is dead, a woman in Thailand is happily dating identical twins (do they have identical todgers?), and don't give Lu water in a can.GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

TOTALLY EXTRA: Stretch and Seal, Swearing in front of Grandma & a Dental Nurse Confession
EBE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: Savage petty revenge, a child rolling around in human ashes, sweary kids exposing their parents, a properly creepy ghost story, and two outrageous confessions involving a mystery workplace poo and a 14-year fake obsession with penguins.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

'He left his wife for his own mother!'
E**Please note this episode was recorded prior to the recent conflict in the Middle East.BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: Anna shares that the finish line for the “granny pad” reno is finally in sight, Lu suffers a deeply humiliating barre-class queef, and we hear about a traumatic colonic experience.Plus, kids are officially “dumber” than their parents, a man leaves his wife for his biological mother and robes are under the spotlight yet again in the Weirdo of the Weeeheeeeeeek(ah).GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

TOTALLY EXTRA: Mum in the Bath, The Jacky P Debate & A Sims Sadist
EBE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.NOTE: This episode was recorded prior to the recent conflict in the Middle EastOn this week’s Totally Extra: A mum and son getting far too intimate, two petty pollys involving dirty pants and a toolbox, an international wedding dilemma, stolen brown jeans, and a sadistic player of the Sims.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

'Unless there’s a dead body in the bin. I’m not interested'
EBE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: Two WiFi engineers get into an actual barney in Lu’s Dubai house, bins are back in the chat (to Bec's disdain), Katherine Ryan’s facelift has Lu eyeing up York for a little “preventative tweak”, and a devastating update on Enzo’s fish… RIP Six Seven 🐟💔.Plus, a chaotic bedroom story, a truly heartbreaking dilemma from a listener who caught her husband cheating, again, via FaceTime, if there should be consequences for cheating outside a relationship, fake maternity fraud and a rant on airport queues.GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

TOTALLY EXTRA: Theatre Etiquette, Binfluencing & An Angry Pirate
EBE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: Theatre etiquette, binfluencing is taking off, an ode to the facebook group, an avocado cutter a few days too late, an angry pirate & a bad bad bad first kiss.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

EXTRA HOT: Andrew Mountbatten Windsor ARRESTED!
EBE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!Welcome to Luanna: EXTRA HOT, an extra bonus sprinkling of Luanna dropping as and when the tea is literally boiling and we cannot wait to talk about it.On this first episode, the girls gather for an emergency episode as the news broke that the Former Prince Andrew has been arrested, and absolutely everyone has an opinion. This is one of those 'where were you when you heard?' moments.We chat what the arrest actually means, the King's icy statement, and how this could change the royal family forever. The girls unpack public anger, power, privilege, conspiracy theories, Epstein rabbit holes, and why people are officially fed up with the untouchable staying untouched.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

'I want to know... Did they have to diffuse it UP HIS A**?!'
EBE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: leap years are officially cancelled, Anna reveals her intense encounter with broadcasting royalty Sir Trevor McDonald (including future death-post planning), and Lu is forced into a full financial intervention after Andrew discovers her spending.Plus, an update on a listener navigating family wedding dilemma, an honest chat about the realities of step-parenting and blended families, the most disgusting period-sex story we’ve ever heard involving a tampon, and a glass of mead, and we're chatting a negative child tax and another man who's put a bomb up his bottom.GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

TOTALLY EXTRA: P*ssy Palace, The WORST First Kiss & Dad's liking Bonnie Blue
EBE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: Getting a scouring pad for Christmas, being called into the Head's office cause your daughter's been singing about p*ssies, Doo Wop & Data, a hideous first kiss & finding out your family's been liking interesting things on Instagram.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

'If you were on the jury, what would your verdict have been?'
EBE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: Becs gets her first bit of hate, Anna's being a fart-hypocrite in Tenerife, Lu's being "Miss Markle" (read Marple) in Dubai, there's a phallic icecream, a story about giving a blowie to Darth Vader and we talk about if politics is worth losing a friend over.Plus, we deep dive into the case of Lucy Letby after the Netflix documentary recently came out, we crown our next weirdo of the week, Imo has a small pop at the listeners andGRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

TOTALLY EXTRA: Body Counts, Videocalls in the Changing room & a Special Hedgehog
EBE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: Videocalls in the changing room, constant food deliveries to the wrong house, unintentionally working for M&S, body counts, the most disgusting rate my fart we've ever had and a spirit channelling hedgehog.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

'How dare they experiment with somebody like this?'
EBE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: the girls tackle dry winter bodies, reveal summer holiday plans, Anna becomes the new poster girl for HRT, a listener faces some red flags around money and power in her relationship and the most memorable Valentine's story involving roleplay and a BB gun.Plus, Roblox does something right for child safety, an sad update, we crown another truly unhinged Weirdo of the Week and Apple subscriptions get it in the ear from Lu.GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

TOTALLY EXTRA: Scrub Daddies, "Homemade" Brownies & Liquid Fingers
EBE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: a Scrub Daddy that’s been gifted for three years straight, a PSA on how to flush a toilet with a bucket, learner drivers crawling at 26mph, being petty-pollied by a stranger.Also, forcing your partner to socialise, an icebreaker that spirals into money-making fantasies, and fake homemade brownies exposed.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

'My 97 year old Granddad had erection gel in his bedside table'
EBE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: the girls record in their PJs after a sleepover, the start of our OnlyFeet content, Lu reveals her very bougie plans for her 40th in St Barths (kids very much not invited) and Anna shares what might be her lowest-ever moment involving a massage, a leaking nipple and a pair of black jeans.Plus, the girls debate friendship politics, a listener discovers her 97-year-old granddad’s stiff gel and saucy DVDs, another wrestles with the guilt of moving abroad and we dive into haunted cottages. Oh, and Lu ISN'T AN AIRBNB.GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

TOTALLY EXTRA: Naked for 3 Seconds, Itchy Revenge & A Shower Hose Session
EBE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: Washing a kids blanket out of revenge, the return of rate my fart, a nude vs butt plug would you rather, knowing about an affair, getting jiggy with a shower hose & who is Richard Ryan?Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

'I think he's basically an entitled little f***er'
EBE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: Anna's back on Celebs Go Dating, Lu's missing her little Crumble and is getting into her dog mum era, Anna can't do Year 4 maths, Imo's defending cryptic crosswords and Anna's trying to make 'binfluencing' a thing.Plus, cuddling your boyfriend's dad's boxers, Steven Bartlett's in hot water, the Brooklyn Beckham debacle, we announce weirdo of the MONTH and Lu's ranting about fridge etiquette.GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

TOTALLY EXTRA: Auntie Cl*t, Favourite Birds & Straddling the Kitchen Sink
EBE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: Break lights, a wall paper petty polly, an old lass flapping a tit out, favourite birds, auntie clit, we text our other halves nonsense and a potentially illegal burial.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

'They don't do enough!'
EBE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: Our Becks is engaged, we chat weddings, Luanna taking on the Gladiators, Lu's obsession with her new pup, advice for a lady at a big crossroads in her relationship and when kids say the funniest things.Plus, the Grok AI debacle, a push for SMA screenings, period baths and Lu's belt w*nkers rant takes on another form.GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

TOTALLY EXTRA: First Snogs, Tampon Hiding & A Shock for a Midwife
EBE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: A mum who's a bit too close for comfort, Anna's alternative name, showing your fanny to your midwife by accident, first snogs & omegle memories,.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/