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Eslam (@lwg_eslam) Rudy (@lwg_rudy), and Dan (@lwg_danrosado) discuss what its like to buy cars, what plans they have for this year's Halloween, and an upcoming app called Quibi that wants to change the game.

Rudy (@lwg_rudy), Dan (@lwg_danrosado), and Eslam (@lwg_eslam) discuss the details of the upcoming XFL Draft, who's doing better between AEW and WWE, and the idea of theatrical plays being shown in major arenas.

Rudy (@lwg_rudy) and Dan (@lwg_danrosado) discuss who would be in their Mt. Rushmore for wrestlers. Also follow Eslam (@lwg_eslam).

Rudy (@lwg_rudy) talks about his adventures in Florida, Dan (@lwg_danrosado) discusses why right now is the best time ever for pro-wrestling, Eslam (@lwg_eslam) talks about CTE and the Chris Benoit tragedy.

In this special episode, Eslam (@lwg_eslam) and Dan (@lwg_danrosado) are joined by Nadia (@nadiathegreat), Eslam's girlfriend, and Reem(@thereemmalik), Nadia's cousin. They discuss Reem's experience with Ayahuasca, and how she achieved her "Spirit State". Also Rudy (@lwg_rudy) is galavanting around somewhere or something, idk.

Dan (@lwg_danrosado) and Eslam (@lwg_eslam) discuss how much they enjoy Boku No Hero Academia aka My Hero Academia. They give some details of the series and explain why everyone should try it. Also Rudy (@lwg_rudy) is swimming with the fishes.

Rudy (@lwg_rudy) introduced a new game, Dan (@lwg_danrosado) brings up funny moments in celebrity social media, and Eslam (@lwg_eslam) speaks about how Netflix could save itself.

Rudy (@lwg_rudy), Dan (@lwg_danrosado), and Eslam (@lwg_eslam) answer 50 video game questions. Yea I know, Eslam answering video game questions. Enjoy.

Rudy (@lwg_rudy) and Dan (@lwg_danrosado) discuss what it's like to have roommates or others that you live with. Also Eslam (@lwg_eslam) exists, follow him.

Dan (@lwg_danrosado) had a week from hell, Rudy (@lwg_rudy) explains the NFL politics with Jay-Z, and Eslam (@lwg_eslam) tells us about the existence of "fake" meat.

Eslam (@lwg_eslam) and Dan (@lwg_danrosado) discuss proper etiquette for being sick and Eslam's plans for a live action Spiderverse movie. Also there's talk about Death Note and the Doom Patrol live action show. Also Rudy (@lwg_rudy) has seen Death Note.

Eslam (@lwg_eslam), Rudy (@lwg_rudy), and Dan (@lwg_danrosado) bring back another Mt. Rushmore discussion for you. This time the topic is the Marvel Cinematic Universe. (There will be spoilers) Enjoy, in the Name of Our Lord and Savior, Thanos.

Rudy (@lwg_rudy) doesn't trust pigeons. Dan (@lwg_danrosado) wants to stop stupid people. Eslam (@lwg_eslam) talks about making a Green Lantern video game. This is a pretty weird episode.

Eslam (@lwg_eslam) and Dan (@lwg_danrosado) talk about their obsession with Quentin Tarantino and his movies. They also rank the movies in their least favorite to favorite order. Also Rudy (@lwg_rudy) likes "Get Out" for some reason.

Rudy (@lwg_rudy) and Dan (@lwg_danrosado) try to figure out what is the "Mt. Rushmore of" all things Nintendo. Also Eslam (@lwg_eslam) hasn't finished Mass Effect yet.

Eslam (@lwg_eslam), Dan (@lwg_danrosado), and special guest David (@davidgarcia908) discuss the new positions given to Paul Heyman and Eric Bischoff in WWE. Then the guys talk in depth about US Politics. Also Rudy (@lwg_rudy) exists.

Eslam (@lwg_eslam), Rudy (@lwg_rudy) and Dan (@lwg_danrosado) discuss the potential of cruise control lanes, what they wanted to be when they grew up, and arm rest etiquette on airplanes.

Rudy (@lwg_rudy), Eslam (@lwg_eslam), and Dan (@lwg_danrosado) talk about all the important moments from the E3 2019 conferences. Listen as the guys discuss their most anticipated games and announcements.

Rudy (@lwg_rudy), Eslam (@lwg_rudy), and Dan (@lwg_danrosado) talk about old people trying to use tech, big celebrity deaths, and who to bring back from the dead.

Eslam, (@lwg_eslam), Rudy (@lwg_rudy), and Dan (@lwg_danrosado) talk about the upcoming E3 conferences. They discuss all of the possible rumors, the leaks, and confirmed E3 games for this year.

Playstation will not be attending E3 2019. Rudy (@lwg_rudy) and Dan (@lwg_danrosado) discuss this matter. And break down why Playstation doesn't need E3 this year.

Dan (@lwg_danrosado) talks about the new wrestling promotion All Elite Wrestling. Rudy (@lwg_rudy) brings up the impact of Huawei on the US. And Eslam (@lwg_eslam) talks about the possibilities of Neurolink.

Listen as Rudy (@lwg_rudy), Eslam (@lwg_eslam), and Dan (@lwg_danrosado) discuss Robert Pattinson potentially being the new Batman. Do we need more Batman movies. And whether or not pharmaceutical companies should experiment on the elderly or inmates.

Eslam (@lwg_eslam), Rudy (@lwg_rudy), and Dan (@lwg_danrosado) discuss what its like to have a storage unit, the distinctive taste of alcohol, and how to beat your kids.

Rudy (@lwg_rudy), Eslam (@lwg_eslam), and Dan (@lwg_danrosado) give their opinions and reviews on the new Sonic the Hedgehog movie trailer and Avengers Endgame. Spoilers for Endgame start at 25:30. You have been warned.

Eslam (@lwg_eslam) and Dan (@lwg_danrosado) get to the bottom of why the DMV sucks and give their opinions on upcoming movies

Eslam (@lwg_eslam), Rudy (@lwg_rudy), and Dan (@lwg_danrosado) talk about the new details on the PS5 and what's up with the Xbox One S all digital edition.

Dan (@lwg_danrosado), Eslam (@lwg_eslam), Rudy (@lwg_rudy), and special guest David get together for this special extra long episode. Listen to all of the stories, details, and opinions that Los Wise Guys had on many of the events during Wrestlemania week.

Rudy (@lwg_rudy) and Eslam (@lwg_eslam) get together on this weekly episode to talk about what is currently going in the world and why you should care about it. Where the hell is Dan (@lwg_danrosado)? Who the hell knows.

Eslam (@lwg_eslam) and Dan (@lwg_danrosado) talk about the upcoming wrestling show that they, along with Rudy (@lwg_rudy), will be attending. ROH's and NJPW's G1 Supercard. Listen as they discuss what to expect, and why this show is such a major event... Hello. This is the World News Coalitionnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...........News News News News....... Worl....kzzzz..zzzz...(Don't trust)...kkkkkkzzzzzzzz...World Ne.... (DON'T TRUST THE COALITION!!!!!!)..kkzzzzz....Thank You for listening to the World News Coalition. Where we only tell the truth.

Rudy (@lwg_rudy) and Dan (@lwg_danrosado) quiz each other on Video Game Console knowledge. See who knows more about consoles. Also follow Eslam (@lwg_eslam), he does stuff... Hello. Last week there was no "Jesus Piece", so we of the World News Coalition feel it is our responsibility to fill in. It's important to know that everything reported here has been Fake News, especially the Toynbee Tiles. There is no truth to the Toynbee Tile story. So no need to concern yourself over it. It would be in your best interest to not discuss it any more. Thank you from the World News Coalition, where we only tell the truth.

How would the X-Men join the MCU? What are more comics that should be adapted into live action? And what are the weirdest ways to invoke population control? Listen as Rudy (@lwg_rudy), Eslam (@lwg_eslam) and Dan (@lwg_danrosado) discuss this and more.

Rudy (@lwg_rudy), Eslam (@lwg_eslam), and Dan (@lwg_danrosado) are back again this week with more interesting topics. Should we appreciate what's come before us? Is the combine modern day slavery in action? Did Johnny Bravo inspire the world we live in? Listen and you be the judge... Seemingly overnight many of the documented Toynbee Tiles have disappeared. Few reports have put men in black suits and black glasses at some of the locations. We have reached out to Detective John Shaft for a statement, but he too seems to have gone missing for the time being. For now though, it seems that many conspiracy theorists have theories as to what is going on.

Eslam(@lwg_eslam), Rudy(@lwg_rudy), and Dan(@lwg_danrosado) are back again. This week we get Kayfabe Corner 2. The guys reminisce about different Fad items. And what if Aging is a Disease?... Ever since John Shaft revealed the existence of Toynbee Tiles to the public, everyone has become obsessed. People all over the world have begun to notice the tiles. But Shaft has stated that these mysterious tiles have been appearing everywhere for some time now. The problem is no one understands what the cryptic message means. It reads as follows. TOYNBEE IDEA IN Kubrick's 2001 RESURRECT DEAD ON PLANET JUPITER

Rudy (@lwg_rudy) and Dan (@lwg_danrosado) play a game of movie trivia against one another. Listen as this becomes way more intense than it should. Also be sure to follow Eslam (@lwg_eslam).. John Shaft has arrived to take on the case of the mysterious note and Pollazzo's disappearance. When he was asked why he's taking on the case his response was, "I've been working on this case for years. It's only been made public now". This dude's note is all about the Toynbee Tiles. And this Pollazzo cat don't even exist."

This week Rudy (@lwg_rudy) talks about his trouble's with the USPS, Dan (@lwg_danrosado) asks if the term "gamers" will exist in the future, and Eslam (@lwg_eslam) asks, "What would you do with the remote from Click?"... Rudy gave up on the cryptic note. Reporters have been studying the note, trying to figure out what Pollazzo meant by "the tiles". Rumor has it that a detective from Harlem NY is flying in for the case. He's a complicated man, and apparently no one understands him like his woman. Some people have even gone on to say that he's a dirty motherf...

Eslam(@lwg_eslam) and Dan (@lwg_danrosado) talk about their favorite comic books and comic book stories that NEED to one day be adapted into live action...Rudy (@lwg_rudy) went out to question Enrico Pollazzo on what he meant by resurrecting the dead, and where exactly is Skypiea. But upon reaching the meeting point all that he found was a note. It read "I've said too much, no one is supposed to know about Skypiea. If you must know more, search for the tiles, but be aware They already know".

Rudy (@lwg_rudy), Eslam (@lwg_eslam), and Dan (@lwg_danrosado) are back with another amusing episode. Rudy tells us how his eye surgery went. Dan tests the other guys wrestling knowledge. And Eslam asks the guys how being Superman would corrupt them... Reports have come in stating that Enrico Pollazzo was making unusual claims while inibriated, the night of the 3rd Townsville Massacre's Memorial. Eyewitnesses have claimed that he said there is a hidden location to resurrect the dead. A place named Skypiea.

Eslam (@lwg_eslam), Rudy (@lwg_rudy), and Dan (@lwg_danrosado) are back again. This week they talk about Rudy's upcoming LASIK eye surgery, their opinions on the soon to be released Detective Pikachu movie, and a potential new program for the Police force... The funeral service for what is now being called the third "Townsville Massacre" was held today. Speakers from all over were present. Rev. Al Sharpton, Roberto Duran, PaPa Shango, and Jason David Frank were a few in attendance. There was also a lovely original song performed by Enrico Pollazzo. Those lost in the third Townsville Massacre will truly be missed.

Rudy (@lwg_rudy), Eslam(@lwg_eslam), and Dan (@lwg_danrosado) give their opinions on the wall being put up south of the border, and the government shutdown. They also discuss what it would be like if movie theaters were gone... The search for the people lost in the Townsville catacombs is officially over. They are now presumed dead. A funeral service will be held for them in one week. Rudy, the person most recently to have been at the scene, was asked to give a comment. "It's a shame", he said, "I really needed that $15."

The Triple A of podcasting is back. Listen as Rudy (@lwg_rudy), Eslam (@lwg_eslam), and Dan (@lwg_danrosado) go on rants about social media in people's lives, mandatory jury duty, and when customer service sucks... Rudy has made his way to Townsville and was seen going through what was left of the catacombs. He desperately searched for Sherlock Martinez and the others but could not find any remains. He did find something though. Hidden beneath the rubble there was a small golden ball with 4 stars on it.

Dan (@lwg_danrosado) and a re-returning Eslam (@lwg_eslam) talk about lucid dreams and attempting to trigger them. They also discuss what it must've been like when Superman was going through his terrible 2's, and how Jonathan and Martha Kent dealt with it... The search teams still haven't been formed to search for Eslam, Sherlock Martinez, and the others that were in the Townsville catacombs when it collapsed. Rudy (@lwg_rudy) has taken it upon himself to go to the disaster zone on his own. He was reported saying that Martinez owed him $15 and it was time that he collect.

Netflix has produced many movies over the years. Listen as Dan (@lwg_danrosado) and Rudy (@lwg_rudy) discuss some of their favorites, and the state of Netflix before Disney releases their streaming service...The Townsville catacombs are now completely destroyed. Eslam (@lwg_eslam), Sherlock Martinez, presumably Prof. Utonium, S.T.A.N., and a few others within the catacombs during the collapse are still missing. A search team will be going in soon to look for survivors.

Super Smash Bros Ultimate is out and Rudy (@lwg_rudy) and Dan (@lwg_danrosado) have been playing a lot of it. Listen as they talk about its features and the history of Smash... Outside the lair of Prof. Utonium, Eslam (@lwg_eslam) watched as S.T.A.N. prepares to attack. "S.T.A.N. use Hydro Pump!", shouted Sherlock Martinez. But just as S.T.A.N. was about to make his move, a beam of energy emerged from the lair and shot through S.T.A.N. It seem that the catacombs have collapsed as well. We're not sure of what happened, but we will be sure to keep you updated.

Listen to Rudy (@lwg_rudy) and Dan (@lwg_danrosado) talk about all 13 Nintendo consoles made... Eslam (@lwg_eslam) continues to document the travels of Sherlock Martinez. They have finally made it to Prof. Utonium's secret lair within the catacombs. Reports say that Martinez was seen throwing his Martinezball at the lair, and that S.T.A.N. had emerged from the ball.

Rudy (@lwg_rudy) and Dan (@lwg_danrosado) run through the 2018 Game Awards' nominees. They discuss what they think is going to win, what they want to win, and Rudy loses his mind halfway through... "Prof. Oak Martinez, my grandfather, caught all the different species within those catacombs", said Sherlock Martinez. "But then my cousin Gary ruined everything." "Gary Oak Martinez?" asked Eslam (@lwg_eslam). "I heard he had died all those years ago." "That's what he wanted everyone to think", said Martinez, "But he now goes by Utonium. Prof. Gary Oak Martinez Utonium."

Join Rudy (@lwg_rudy), Dan (@lwg_danrosado) and a returning Eslam (@lwg_eslam) as they talk about the Cheese Trial, Urban Legends, and welcoming back Eslam... "My grandfather, Prof. Oak Martinez decided to catch all the creatures in the catacombs," said Sherlock Martinez, continuing his story. "He wanted to catch them all. He even had others join him in catching and training these monsters, but he was the best. Like no one ever was. Catching them was a real test, but training them was his cause. And he did this by using a Pok...um.. I mean Martinezball."

Rudy (@lwg_rudy) and Dan (@lwg_danrosado) become time agents. They discuss different moments in history and what they would do to alter certain events... Eslam (@lwg_eslam) continued his interview with Sherlock Martinez and the origin of the Martinezball. "I had Grandfather named Oak", said Martinez. "He was a professor during the first Townsville massacre, and some say he was the hero of the second. Due to all the residue left over from the biological warfare of the first massacre, creatures started appearing in the catacombs. Strange creatures with abilities. Electrical mice, turtles with squirrel tails, even fish that would only flop around on the ground. They were too dangerous to be left unchecked. Then my grandfather Prof. Oak Martinez had an idea."

On this week's episode of the LWG Podcast, Rudy (@lwg_rudy) and Dan (@lwg_danrosado) talk about what its like to live a day in the life of Rudy Cardona... Upon exiting the catacombs beneath Townsville. Eslam (@lwg_eslam) got a chance to interview Sherlock Martinez. Eslam questioned the detective about the mysterious Martinezball that was used to capture S.T.E.V.E. Martinez replied with, "If you want to understand the origin of the Martinezball, we need to go back and take a closer look at the Second Townsville Massacre."

Rudy (@lwg_rudy) and Dan (@lwg_danrosado) go down the list and discuss some of their favorite horror anthology movies, moments, and memories... Cameras followed Sherlock Martinez from a distance while he hunted for S.T.E.V.E. in the Townsville catacombs. While there the camera crew came across many unusual creatures never seen before. LWG Correspondent, Eslam (@lwg_eslam), was with the crew and stated that he witnessed Det. Martinez capturing S.T.E.V.E. with just a small red and white ball. The monster is apparently being kept in the ball, defying all laws of physics. When questioned about it Sherlock Martinez referred to it as a Martinezball.