Lorehammer - A Warhammer 40k Podcast

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*Welcome back to our Listener Lore episodes! We took a small break from them as we focused on other aspects of Lorehammer, but we're back in full force now! Back and better than ever! The best in fact! BETTER THAN THE BEST! For this episode we read about Raaptors987's Astartes the Stormbreakers, Joshua's Necron the Nyuserra Dynasty, Tomas' Sisters of Battle and the Order of the Crimson Lily, and Alex's Orks the Bleachskullz. If you would like to submit your own stories for us to share please email us at [email protected] Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*Concerning Orks and the Warp.Manifesting warp energy has always been risky business, and nobody knows this better than the Ork. An unfortunate circumstance of the Ork race is their inability to control their tides and ebbs of power. Orks being Orky tends to unconsciously generate more Waaagh! energy around them, and Orks do love to be Orks. This has catastrophic consequences for Weirdboyz, and any other Orks around them. Please listen to episode 72 for more information about this peculiar phenomenon within the Ork species.This episode is all about the Waaagh! energy built up by the Ork species, and how they deal with it.Joining us for this episode are Jordan and Skyler.Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*Concerning Orks and the Warp. Manifesting warp energy has always been risky business, and nobody knows this better than the Ork. An unfortunate circumstance of the Ork race is their inability to control their tides and ebbs of power. Orks being Orky tends to unconsciously generate more Waaagh! energy around them, and Orks do love to be Orks. This has catastrophic consequences for Weirdboyz, and any other Orks around them. Please listen to episode 72 for more information about this peculiar phenomenon within the Ork species. This episode is all about the Waaagh! energy built up by the Ork species, and how they deal with it. Joining us for this episode are Jordan and Skyler.Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.The sands of the arena. Millions of screaming blood-thirsty Drukhari. You awaken to these, and your heart sputters as your stomach drops. Your death is soon. You know it, the captivated audience knows it, and the Wych stalking you is the reason. There is no escape once you are in the coliseum. There is only death. And it can't come fast enough... Because first, you must learn pain.In this episode we talk about Wych Cults! These Drukhari fulfill a very special role within the Labyrinthine Dimension, keeping the masses satiated.Joining us for the first time, is Brianna, and Chris for the last time.Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*The sands of the arena. Millions of screaming blood-thirsty Drukhari. You awaken to these, and your heart sputters as your stomach drops. Your death is soon. You know it, the captivated audience knows it, and the Wych stalking you is the reason. There is no escape once you are in the coliseum. There is only death. And it can't come fast enough... Because first, you must learn pain. In this episode we talk about Wych Cults! These Drukhari fulfill a very special role within the Labyrinthine Dimension, keeping the masses satiated. Joining us for the first time, is Brianna, and Chris for the last time. Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.You never saw it coming. It sneaked up on you, like the first solar snow of the cycle. You slowly look up from the blade piercing your belly into the eyes of a Space Marine. You spit. They are filthy creatures, brainwashed servants of a Corpse-Emperor. You raise your pistol for one last shot, and your vision fades. In a violent torrent, you burst out of your body. The Empyrean calls, and you feel drawn to its crooning. And yet, something holds you back. Something begins to tug you the other way, back toward reality. You... twist and turn, and there it is, your new haven. Shining as bright as a thousand suns it overtakes your senses, until you see nothing else. Piece by infinitesimally small piece you are drawn into this Stone. This protected place. As the tumult of this experience wanes, you take comfort in the knowledge that She who Devours has been denied your soul. Your Path of the Dead has begun. In this episode we discuss what happens to an Eldar after they die. Where do they go? What do they do? And maybe most importantly, why do they do this? Joining us for this episode are James, and Rio.Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*You never saw it coming. It sneaked up on you, like the first solar snow of the cycle. You slowly look up from the blade piercing your belly into the eyes of a Space Marine. You spit. They are filthy creatures, brainwashed servants of a Corpse-Emperor. You raise your pistol for one last shot, and your vision fades. In a violent torrent, you burst out of your body. The Empyrean calls, and you feel drawn to its crooning. And yet, something holds you back. Something begins to tug you the other way, back toward reality. You... twist and turn, and there it is, your new haven. Shining as bright as a thousand suns it overtakes your senses, until you see nothing else. Piece by infinitesimally small piece you are drawn into this Stone. This protected place. As the tumult of this experience wanes, you take comfort in the knowledge that She who Thirsts has been denied your soul. Your Path of the Dead has begun. In this episode we discuss what happens to an Eldar after they die. Where do they go? What do they do? And maybe most importantly, why do they do this? Joining us for this episode are James, and Rio. Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*We continue to slog through the massive backlog of Listener Lore that we seem to have amassed over the years... No idea how that happened... Get ready for Archmagos Azreal Grimm's Mechanicus, Cody's Necron, Bryce's Imperial Knights, and David's Imperial Knights! Reading these stories with us for the first time ever, is Spenny! If you have a story that you want to share with us, shoot us an email at [email protected] Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*Metal monsters. Amalgamations of alloy and automation. The Legio Cybernetica have been creating nightmares for tens of thousands of years. They have a dark and mysterious past, and would do their best to make sure it remains that way. They are the robotic branch of the Adeptus Mechanicus, and only concern themselves with pure robotics. In this episode we discuss everything from robots to A.I. It's especially good since none of us know what we are talking about. Joining us for todays release are Micah, and for the last time, Christian.Find the Dice and Tears Podcast here, https://www.instagram.com/beyondthedice/Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*Metal monsters. Amalgamations of alloy and automation. The Legio Cybernetica have been creating nightmares for tens of thousands of years. They have a dark and mysterious past, and would do their best to make sure it remains that way. They are the robotic branch of the Adeptus Mechanicus, and only concern themselves with pure robotics. In this episode we discuss everything from robots to A.I. It's especially good since none of us know what we are talking about. Joining us for todays release are Micah, and for the last time, Christian. Find the Dice and Tears Podcast here, https://www.instagram.com/beyondthedice/Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*"They were forged for Mankind's darkest hour - and that hour is upon us." — Lord Commander Roboute Guilliman With the resurrection of Roboute, he was able to finally unleash a plan 10,000 years in the making. Calling upon his loyal servant Cawl, a new wave of super soldiers joined the Imperium's battles across the entire galaxy! These fresh warriors would soon be baptized by fire, emerging from the crucible of war as the newest hope for a beleaguered race. These are the Primaris Marines. In this episode we talk about the history of the Primaris Marines. It has been mostly fleshed out at this point, so we figured it was time to put their existence into perspective. Enjoy! Joining us for this episode is James, and for the last time Chris.Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*For this last Lockdown episode, we managed to get the cast of the Star Lores podcast in our studio!! What a stroke of luck! We tackle many of the burning questions like, is a Jedi or a Space Marine stronger? Which universe is bigger? And most importantly, why is 40k better than Star Wars? You can expect to find answers to these important issues in this final Lockdown episode. Joining us for this episode is Jordan, and for the last time Chris.Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*We're almost done releasing our Lockdown content, but before we did, we wanted to give you a taste of what it felt like to hear our gaming smack talk. It turns out that we are a little salty at Iron Hands... interesting... Joining us on this episode are James and Nathan.Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*This episode is a love letter to everyone that contributes to the Warhammer 40k universe. All we want to do is see more and more people get into 40k and appreciate it for what it is. We want people to write stories, play epic battles, model awesome minis, and film great shows. And the more that we focus on including people in the artistic process the more ideas and talent that we will have access to. Listen to Colyn share some of the AMAZING success that he has had with his Cold Open Stories. Fully endorsed by Lorehammer. 10/10. Would audition again. No matter that he didn't pick me to be in it. It's fine. I barely even remember the role. It's not like I wrote extensive backstory for him...Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*Hopefully by this point you've passed the halfway point in your 14 days self isolation. We want you to know that we're here for you. Metaphorically. Figuratively. I mean... stay 6 feet away... but here's a virtual hug from us to you! In this episode, we chat with one of the original fans of Lorehammer. Woody has been listening to us since almost day one, and has supported us tremendously these past almost 3 years!Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*In this Lockdown we chatted with someone on the other side of the ocean! WOAH! Isn't that just neato? Technology is amazing! I mean, just the other day I was sitting on the couch, watching a youtube video on my tv while I played on my switch while I talked on my phone and music was playing in the room. I might be going crazy. In this episode Matt shares his plan for starting a 40k RPG game that he will host on our discord! As well, we talk about role playing specifically within the 40k universe, and Matt shares many little tidbits and goodies from the perspective of a Game Master.Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*Dylan had such a great time on his last Lockdown that he wouldn't leave. He pulled out the duct tape, zip ties, and rag gags and locked the door on us. We had no choice but to bow to the Australian power he wielded and create with him another episode. May God have mercy on your ear holes... We hope your isolating is going well! This episode is our gift to you! Joining us on this episode, is Dylan. Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*This is our first and last ever remote recording. We sat Spenny (an active member of our discord and a fervent believer in Lorehammer) down and chatted with him about his Warhammer 40k journey. We also talk about a couple of the barriers to entry of the hobby, and ways to circumvent them! Enjoy this latest episode of the Lorehammer Lockdown series. Joining Mark and Erik for the first time ever, Spenny.Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*We hope that you haven't gone crazy yet and that you are firmly saying "No" to the voices that have begun to speak to you from the corners of your mind. But just in case you have started to talk with them, there's a few things you should know. First, always stay in character. It doesn't help anyone's immersion if you flit between personalities all the time. Secondly, the more outrageous and outlandish the accent, the better. Really try to develop these voices that are speaking to you. Create histories for them. Create memories that you can refer back to in order to shape their character. And then, when this is all over, realize that you went too far and now you have a couple friends that will always be with you... ALWAYS. And if you said no, well that's why we're here! To offer a distraction from those pesky boredom daemons. Enjoy this Lockdown episode where we got Peter in to chat about a bunch of our role playing experiences, both inside and outside of 40k. Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*Recently, Mark spent some time down in the "Sunshine state", in the "windy city" itself! In true fashion of "keeping Florida weird" and making sure that the alligators were sated, Mark met with a fan and had a fun time chat with him! In these times where you can't even go see your friends, we figured there was nothing more beautiful than two soul partners having a meaningful conversation for the very first time. Listen as they fall in love in front of your very eyes- er... ears... Enjoy an episode of Mark and Nic!Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*Self-isolation driving you insane? Are the pets constantly demanding attention? Is your local gaming store not letting you in, no matter how hard you bang on the glass and plead to be able to have just a single touch of shrink-wrapped goodies like please just one taste sir that's all I want I swear after that I'll leave wait no why are you calling the cops there's no need for this please! In this episode we asked our discord for questions and boy did we get a lot. We do our best to answer them all, except for the ones that we obviously don't care about. Joining us for this is Iain, our painting friend.Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*Continuing our gifts of ear goodness, here is another episode from our Lockdown to yours! Self isolating or quarantining can get lonely, so we decided to bring to you the highest energy person that we know. If you've ever heard his episodes before, you know to have a quick control on that volume. In this episode we talk about random random stuff. There doesn't seem to be any discernible pattern or flow to this so... consume at your own risk. Joining us for this episode is Dylan, our Ork-y Aussie friend!Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*The gracious and ever humble Loremasters have deigned to give the lowly mortals and plebeians soothing noises for their ears during these trying time! For the next two weeks we are going to be releasing an episode a day to make sure that you all have something to fill your day! Our hope is that these episodes will help with feelings of loneliness or isolation in these turbulent and unpredictable times. This episode is all about painting, and we have included our friend Iain, a commission painter that lives in Calgary, AB. If you want to see some of his work, and maybe even talk commissions with him, find his IG here https://www.instagram.com/lawsonminiatures/ Enjoy these one-of-a-kind episodes! - Your friends at Lorehammer.Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*Gene-seed mutation. Do we understand it? Nope. Does it make sense? Not really. Are we expert geneticists? Absolutely not. Are we still going to do an episode about genetics in the far future? You bet your sweet buns we are! Join us as we discuss the mutation that runs rampant through the gene-seed of the Adeptus Astartes. We talk about how it affects Chapters as a whole as well as individuals. Joining us are James and for the last time, Chris.Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*Take a break from your social distancing and plug your ears full of some Listener Lore! In this episode we have Sam's Nurgle invasion The Rotting Embrace, the Armoured Wolf's Mechanicus sect the Dust Raiders, Kayden's Space Marine Chapter the Tainted Blades, and Chris' Ork Freebootaz. If you have some story that you want to share, email us at [email protected]. See you soon!Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*Welcome to a new kind of episode! We invite you to journey with us through the Warhammer 40,000 Rogue Trader written in 1987. In this first of our flora and fauna focused episodes, we tore apart the first ever 40,000 rule book to find those juicy tidbits we know and love. Get ready to give your world building a new breath of life (or death) with the inclusion of its naturally (or unnaturally) occurring flora (or fauna). Joining us on this episode is James, and for the last time, Chris.Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*Finally! Another Listener Lore! And since it's been so long since we've done one, we decided to share 5 stories in one. WOW! How lucky are you guys!?In this episode we share Zrin's "Shrine of the Resonating Echo", Josh's "Flash Tribe Toff", Marcus' "Evil Sunz Army", Anthony's take on a World Eater Warband, and Danny's short story of the Farsight Enclaves.If you have a story that you want to share, and you want us to sit on it for a couple months before we actually read it out loud, send us your lore to [email protected] us for this episode are Rio and Jimothy.Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*"Thirteen times shall the Traitor King go forth.In the End Times the iron fortress shall be cast down,Its walls breached and its Gate forced open.Those that dwell beyond shall spill through it. The air shall burn and the ground shall melt,The Daemon shall lie down with the machine,Brother shall slay brother with fire and sword,And the sky-wound shall pour its malice forth. The Eye shall stare unblinking at its prize,And the Traitor King shall cross the bridge of stars.He shall return to finish the Warmonger's red work,Upon holy soil shall the fate of man be decided." - The Liber Malefact This episode concludes our 2 part session of the Black Crusades of Abaddon the Despoiler. Joining us for this episode are our heretical friends Tim and Jordan.Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*Join us now, in our most spectacular undertaking yet! Mark has decreed that there shall be a Lorehammer Chapter, and ye, so it is said, let it be so! Mark has written out the story behind the Lorehammer's, and it's worth tuning in to find out what crazy shenanigans they were up to. We will be open to take payments starting at 5pm Mountain Time on Feb 19, 2020. If you want to participate in building this Chapter, or you're looking for more information, check out these two links: 1. The Creation of the Liber Malleushttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1yWtNQJXMeqMwb6TkKG6LbMiBBNo4KhgA7HYIgzZrCRw/edit?usp=sharing2. Becoming a Lorehammer Marinehttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ugQRWhkX5sPkooZ8uXHQhJd8JRuaiCr0i_GzZESpoQg/edit?usp=sharingLorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*A 10,000 year Long War. The most carnage and devastation that has been visited on the galaxy since the Horus Heresy. Leader of the Black Legion and Champion of the Chaos Pantheon. Abaddon has desecrated endless holy sites in his hatred for the Emperor and the Imperium that He created. He has commanded the most successful campaign against Humanity through his Black Crusades. In this episode we discuss the first 11 of his Black Crusades, and will continue the tale of the Despoiler in our next release. Joining us for this episode is Tim, and for the last time, Christian.Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below*We last left the Tau at the end of the Second Sphere of Expansion. Stretched thin, they arrived at the Damocles Gulf, unable to cross it. In the 300 years between the 2nd and 3rd Spheres, the Tau race would be put to their greatest tests since the time of Mont'au. They would interact with three distinct races, as well as deal with their own internal problems. But the spark of hope that is the Greater Good can never go out, it will continue to shine throughout the galaxy. Joining us for this episode is our friendly Tau lover, Rio, as well as James. If you want more information about the Narrative Wargamer Podcast, check them out here!Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*The dead rise again. Whispers of an evil spread throughout the galaxy. Planets shake as ancient sarcophagi open, and Legions awaken. The dead rise again. The Dynasties have come to claim what is theirs. In this episode we discuss the Necron race, and the beings that swear allegiance to their Dynasties. Joining us for this episode is Jimothy!Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*Us Prophets of the People have decided to sit down and muse upon the Primarchs. What were they like? What did they smell like? Do you think they ever wanted to just sit down and have a cheeseburger? More importantly we ask ourselves: What would it look like if a Primarch other than Roboute Guilliman had revived? Would we like that?Joining Mark and Erik in this episode, for the last time, is Christian.Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*Impossible to understand, quantify, or define. The sound of a billion billion voices is it's very essence. It's instinct; ancient. It's knowledge; immeasurable. It's hunger; insatiable. It drives the Tyranid swarm ever onward. It's will is unquestionable. What is the Hive Mind? Where did it come from? How does it work? These are all questions that we don't know the answer to, and probably will never make the effort to learn. Joining us for this episode are Jon, our long time Tyranid friend, and also a brand new guest, Iain! If you wanted more information about the Swedish podcast Förtikåpodden, check out the link below. Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*Welcome back to our backlog of lore where we share the stories written upon the back of the 40k universe... backs. In this episode we share stories from Syde's Dark Eldar in Commorragh, Guy's Imperial Knights, and Maci's Dark Angel Night Wing Company.If you have stories you want to share, send them to [email protected], and we promise to not make too much money off it.Joining us for today's episode is Peter, and for the last time, Christian.Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*Everyone got so sick of listening to Mark, that apparently Trevor is the only person willing to talk with him! In this episode Trevor... or Mark... explain to Mark... or Trevor... all about the story behind his new Ork list! Prepare your earholes for madness... Joining Mark and Trevor on this episode is... no one... Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*You wake up in a cold panic and strain against the bindings that hold you on the table. Your eyes dart back and forth, trying to understand, trying to wake up. The air is warm on your skin, and damp. You look down at your own body to where your legs are, and elation takes you at seeing them. Then the nightmare rushes back. You, on a table, your body being cut away inch by delicate inch at the order of a Lord of Pain. He watches you as you scream, he watches you as you die. And then, births you so it can be enjoyed again. The nightmare ends, and your screams begin before a blade even comes near your forsaken body. This episode is all about the Haemonculi! These Underworld rulers care little for the mundane people that live today, instead concerning themselves solely with their pursuits of pleasure. Joining us for this episode for the first time is Sam. If you have any questions about our Community Corner get in touch with us! And check out Three Guys Mini here! https://www.facebook.com/Three-Guys-Minis-399566937286515/Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*We just had our Lorehammer tournament, so Mark and Erik sat down with Todd and Canadian Steve to have a chat about it! If you missed the opportunity, don't worry! It's completely possible it happens again... sometime... somewhere... Let your ear holes fill with jealousy and your mouth holes froth with anger upon learning what you missed.Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*Well we finally decided that people might want to hear more Listener Lore! But it's just Mark and Erik so thats kind of a bummer... Anyways enjoy hearing about Hugh's Adeptus Mechanicus, Griff's worldbuilding, Not-a-Tyranid's Guardsmen, and Karl's Guardsmen. we're working our way through! (the massive massive backlog that is...)Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*OI! YOUSE! Iz you an Oddboy?? Or iz you a Boy wot iz odd? While Orks seem to be an unsightly rabble of yelling green monsters, they view themselves very differently. There are strict caste systems and hierarchies within Ork Kultur that are determined by A. how big you are, and B. how useful you are. And sometimes C. how lucky you are. In this episode we talk about Oddboyz, but we also talk about the Boyz that don't necessarily fit in with standard Ork Kultur. These Boyz, while not Oddboyz, are definitely odd Boyz, and deserve attention just the same! Joining us for this episode, is Dylan, the Orkiest Aussie we know!Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*Like an itch that can't be scratched. Like a voice heard, but not seen. Like a breath on your neck from someone unseen.For most Eldar, their entire lives will be spent denying their desire to let go. To give in to the swirling energy that is constantly around them. But these are not most Eldar. Those that walk the Path of the Seer are willing to walk the razors edge. They have placed their hands into the molten ice and shaped it to their will. They have witnessed the power beyond that attempts to devour their very souls. And they stand, defiant. Devoting themselves to the protection and survival of their race, they risk their souls for this purpose.Joining us for this discussion of the Path of the Seer is Farseer Peter.If you haven't already checked out the Warhammer Combat Cards game published by Flaregames, click the link! https://go.onelink.me/qYSQ/LorehammerLorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*Beyond the mechanical Skitarii, there exist many other tendrils of the Mechanicus' power. From voidships more massive than any that the Imperium uses, to secret police, to Ordinati larger than mountains, the Divisio Militaris is broken up into 9 bodies, each responsible for a different function. In this episode, we will highlight 5 of these Divisio (with the expectation that at some point we'll talk about the Collegia Titanica. SYKE!).If you haven't already checked out the Warhammer Combat Cards game published by Flaregames, click the link! https://go.onelink.me/qYSQ/LorehammerJoining us for this episode is Rio, our Xenos friend who is a little out of his wheel house on this one.Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*You finish your daemonic prayer to the Lords of the Waste. Your unholy invocation leaves your lips. Power grows within you. You raise your arms above your head and prepare to cast down the enemies of your Master when... it ends. The power, the pain, the blessing, all disappear. And there, striding through the haze of your euphoria, a diminutive human, in muted silver armor, the gorget covering the lower portion of her face. She stalks toward you, eyes trained on yours until it feels like nothing else in the galaxy matters except for your imminent end. A scream escapes you as she approaches. Her eyes smile as she gives you your forever doom. If you haven't already checked out the Warhammer Combat Cards game published by Flaregames, click the link! https://go.onelink.me/qYSQ/Lorehammer In this episode we discuss all things Sisters of Silence! These wordless warriors are Humanity's ace in the pocket for dealing with the Immaterium, and in this episode you'll find out why. Joining us for this episode are James, and Matt, a traveler all the way from the UK!Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*Towering warriors clad in bright golden armor. Beings so holy that to see one is to be blessed by the God-Emperor Himself. They act of their own accord, ensuring everything they do is for the continued protection of the Savior of Humanity. They are the Adeptus Custodes, the Right Hand of the Emperor, and they bring death and destruction upon their foes. If you haven't already checked out the Warhammer Combat Cards game published by Flaregames, click the link! https://go.onelink.me/qYSQ/Lorehammer Joining us for this episode are Nathan, and for the last time, Christian.Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*Aaaaaaaaaaand we're back! Sorry for the late release folks, as some little nurglings infested our computer and deleted our recording! Clearly this information is very important and so we did our very best to make sure that you get it! In this episode, we talk about bodies. Specifically, heavenly bodies. More specifically, we talk about how the Imperium classifies all planets within the galaxy. It might not be the most exciting episode (we'll do another space marine episode at some point... maybe), but it is actually quite interesting, especially for all those people that like to world-build within the 40K universe! Joining us for this episode, is Colyn.Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*An adoring fan drove 3 hours just to hang out with us! WOWZA! Jk he was just in the neighborhood. We sat down with Brodie and had a chat that ranged from Tau, to new Ultramarine releases, to who knows what. Don't bother listening, its definitely not worth your time.Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*Slavery to freedom. Abandonment to brotherhood. Betrayal to devotion. These and many more were promised to those Astartes that left the Imperium to join their brother's cause and rebel against the Emperor. In a world where your only value is the measure of what you can do for Humanity, it's no wonder that it's members can feel alone. In this episode, we discuss what a Heretic Astartes is, how they came to be, and how they continue to exist. Joining us for this episode are Tim, and for the last time, Chris. For more information about our Tournament, please visit our Facebook or Instagram page.Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*ONE! MORE! TIME! *chanting intensifies* In this Listener Lore we talk about Sean's Deathwatch, Geoffrey's Thousand Sons, Liam's Orks, and James' mysterious Astral Knights! If you have stories or lore that you want us to read and talk about, then send your submissions to [email protected] Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*Hey guys! Lorehammer wants to know what YOU'd do to hang out with us! So take a listen, and prepare for our next regularly scheduled episode where we will have more details.Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*Welcome to a burst of T'au! After their small round of exploration in the First Sphere, our Friendly Neighborhood Xenos Pals decided to do even MORE exploring! So fun for them! And, you guessed it, they met so many new friends and really cool places! But we all know that can't last. For in this galaxy... There is only war. Joining us for this episode is our T'au expert, Rio.Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k