Lil Stinkers

This dead-eyed psycho killed at least seven and possibly hundreds more victims. He flew between coasts, using fake names, his fine arts degree and a dastardly motivation to dupe the unsuspecting, which included casting directors on The Dating Game. Support the show and get access to all Lil Stinkers episodes a week early, as well as access to Patreon-exclusive episodes, Mini Stinkers episodes, Live AMAs, Live Book Club Meetings, guest episodes and all the other weird shit we do at Patreon.com/lilstinkers for either $4/month or $40/year.

We made history on this episode. This was the very first bad bitch that I did not fall in love with. I can overlook a lot of things, but killing an estimated 400 babies is a dealbreaker for me. This nightmare lady was buying babies from poor English women, strangling them, then throwing them into the River Thames while probably yelling, "KOBE!" Go to Patreon.com/lilstinkers for the full episode, as well as every other full episode, in addition to early release episodes, live AMAs, live episodes, live book club meetings, Mini Stinker episodes and all the other weird stuff we do.

We get into one of the most terrifying people to ever walk the planet, Dennis Rader aka BTK. This Lil Stinker terrorized Wichita for three decades, referred to his bird as Sparky and would rent motel rooms by himself just so he could dress up like a lady and tie himself up. You think Jake is a sick freak, just wait'll you hear more about this goofball's exploits. Consider joining us at Patreon.com/lilstinkers. For either $4/month or $40/year, you get access to the entire Lil Stinkers Podcast catalog, early access to every new episode, live monthly AMAs, live full episodes, Mini Stinkers episodes, Lil Stinkers book club episodes and all the other weird stuff we do.

This 4'9" goofball killed and ate a lady and never did a single day in prison for it. He spent his days writing disgusting books and appearing in adult movies that no one asked for. On top of all this, we find out that Cal DonJolla is rock hard and leaking some serious smeg in anticipation of the new Minions movie.

This barbering bad boy sucked back vodka like it was coming from a candy tiddy. He'd often employ the services of sex workers to get hammered with him and once they were passed out, he'd dump vodka down their throats until they died. This rascal also threatened airlines and wore disguises to the hospital after he'd already been told he wasn't allowed there anymore. Pour yourself a nice 50 ounce glass of vodka like The Boozing Barber used to and strap in for this one.

Every girl's crazy bout a sharp dressed man and John George Haigh was dressed to the nines, even when killing people and giving them acid baths. This Stinker stole his way to the good life, killing anyone he crossed paths with who had wealth that he wanted for himself.

This Stinker was born rich but let the zapples get the best of him. Herb Baumeister was an OG prankster. Instead of leaving apples on a teacher's desk, he'd just piss all over it; A signature move that lasted long into his professional life. He opened a thrift store called Sav-A-Lot which is weird because the MFer liked to Kil-A-Lot. Check out why this Stinker is chilling poolside with a bunch of horny mannequins.

This naughty nurse crushed beers, killed landlords and climbed into bed to fondle the patients she poisoned with opiates.

This smiley psycho used to have his mommy sing him to sleep and unfortunately, he took to strangling victims to take their voices from them. On top of this, this goofball would get blackout drunk, walk around on his hands, prank fellow soldiers and dump them out of their beds like a damn Stinker. Pour yourself four fingers of hot pepper-infused whiskey and settle in for this bad boy.

Despite the absence of the great Cal Donjolla, Firman and I perservered to speak about and make fun of the most pussy voiced, baby ass voiced, titty suckin' ass, balloon huffin' ass voiced killer we've covered yet, Paul Michael Stephani. This bitch baby would commit vicious attacks then call 911 to report the crimes, apologize and whine in the most pathetic voice imaginable. On top of all this, Firman regales us with yet another unsettling personal story.

I'm afraid I'm in love again with Esti Carranza, a beautiful Mexican queen/ice cream shop owner who killed two of her lovers then chainsawed their bodies and stored the remains in the basement of her ice cream shop. Love is in the air, in addition to a number of farts on this episode. Go to Patreon.com/lilstinkers for the full episode, in addition to our full archive plus Patreon exclusives.

It's hard to find a politician who partied harder on the clock than the one and only, Rob Ford. Sure, everyone loves to focus on the crack angle, but boy this Stinker also spoke in Jamaican Patois, threw slurs around like frisbees and drew the ire of The Iron Sheik. We're back to murder next week, but we're clearing the pipes this week with a party animal who spat in the face of political decorum.