Lil Stinkers

This 4'9" goofball killed and ate a lady and never did a single day in prison for it. He spent his days writing disgusting books and appearing in adult movies that no one asked for. On top of all this, we find out that Cal DonJolla is rock hard and leaking some serious smeg in anticipation of the new Minions movie.

This barbering bad boy sucked back vodka like it was coming from a candy tiddy. He'd often employ the services of sex workers to get hammered with him and once they were passed out, he'd dump vodka down their throats until they died. This rascal also threatened airlines and wore disguises to the hospital after he'd already been told he wasn't allowed there anymore. Pour yourself a nice 50 ounce glass of vodka like The Boozing Barber used to and strap in for this one.

Every girl's crazy bout a sharp dressed man and John George Haigh was dressed to the nines, even when killing people and giving them acid baths. This Stinker stole his way to the good life, killing anyone he crossed paths with who had wealth that he wanted for himself.

This Stinker was born rich but let the zapples get the best of him. Herb Baumeister was an OG prankster. Instead of leaving apples on a teacher's desk, he'd just piss all over it; A signature move that lasted long into his professional life. He opened a thrift store called Sav-A-Lot which is weird because the MFer liked to Kil-A-Lot. Check out why this Stinker is chilling poolside with a bunch of horny mannequins.

This naughty nurse crushed beers, killed landlords and climbed into bed to fondle the patients she poisoned with opiates.

This smiley psycho used to have his mommy sing him to sleep and unfortunately, he took to strangling victims to take their voices from them. On top of this, this goofball would get blackout drunk, walk around on his hands, prank fellow soldiers and dump them out of their beds like a damn Stinker. Pour yourself four fingers of hot pepper-infused whiskey and settle in for this bad boy.

Despite the absence of the great Cal Donjolla, Firman and I perservered to speak about and make fun of the most pussy voiced, baby ass voiced, titty suckin' ass, balloon huffin' ass voiced killer we've covered yet, Paul Michael Stephani. This bitch baby would commit vicious attacks then call 911 to report the crimes, apologize and whine in the most pathetic voice imaginable. On top of all this, Firman regales us with yet another unsettling personal story.

I'm afraid I'm in love again with Esti Carranza, a beautiful Mexican queen/ice cream shop owner who killed two of her lovers then chainsawed their bodies and stored the remains in the basement of her ice cream shop. Love is in the air, in addition to a number of farts on this episode. Go to Patreon.com/lilstinkers for the full episode, in addition to our full archive plus Patreon exclusives.

It's hard to find a politician who partied harder on the clock than the one and only, Rob Ford. Sure, everyone loves to focus on the crack angle, but boy this Stinker also spoke in Jamaican Patois, threw slurs around like frisbees and drew the ire of The Iron Sheik. We're back to murder next week, but we're clearing the pipes this week with a party animal who spat in the face of political decorum.