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We’re full post-concert vibes this week, whānau - so things get a little unhinged... There’s something we’re now always taking with us when we travel, plus we talk about what you got paid pocket money for, and the worst chores to do. Apparently, adult pacifiers are now a thing, Gracie’s got a new favourite show, Caitlin has a book recommendation, annnnd Brodie has a bit of very chill - but very exciting - breaking news... PLUS, you can now watch the full version of our podcast each week on YouTube and Spotify! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well, it turns out Mercury is in the microwave again - so prepare yourselves, team. Brodie has a new dress code that’s perfect for going from the conference to the club, Gracie explains what mankeeping is, the Boomers have done it again, and… are we too obsessed with home security cameras? Plus, Brodie actually did her homework (hehe). AND OH MY GOD - SEE YOU AT THE SHOWS!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In the second and final Out of the Blue episode, Brodie opens up about having two procedures in just three weeks - and THAT incident in Paris. She shares her own out-of-the-blue health scare, and how having health insurance made all the difference to her. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the show today: why the world’s running out of grass clippings, Justin Timberlake’s doing the bare minimum, and… how exactly do you wee? Plus, Brodie’s homework this week involves a Creature Cock - and we hatch a plan to launch a poo app! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Over the next two weeks, we’re bringing you something a little Out of the Blue, in partnership with Southern Cross Health Insurance. We’ve got two special bonus episodes exploring how life - and especially your health - can change in an instant. When it does, being prepared can make all the difference. In episode one, listener Eden joins us for a candid conversation about ovaries, situationships, and why having health insurance is so important to her. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Who knew a cheating CEO could get the world to stop yelling at each other - if only for a moment? We may spend an extended period of time making animal noises - badly. How do we feel about hanging up on people? Is it the ultimate family crime? Plus: aura farming finally has an official representative, and we examine the dangers of overly tight trousers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gals are all in one studio this week - and you know what that means… things get a little silly! We’re celebrating two birthday milestones, ChatGPT is giving Brodie the ick, and we’re bowing down to Charlize Theron. Plus: your wild flatting stories, a shout-out to the humble dairy, and the all-important question - how do you put your socks and shoes on? Also: an unscientific science experiment, the ethics of winking at work, and Caitlin’s new flatmate leaving carrot heads on the couch... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kia ora e te whānau! This week on the show: why cash is still king, fart walks, and our attempts at being sexy. We’ve also got more details about our nationwide tour kicking off next month - and we show some love for dirty ol’ Dunners. Plus, what is it with men and their bloody bulging pockets!? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, we cross into Hunger Games territory as Jeff Bezos gives us yet another reason to loathe billionaires. Gracie has discovered a new way to enjoy motherhood - it involves EDM, and we are all HERE FOR IT. Caitlin and Gracie had never heard of a “wide-on”. They have now. We were shocked to learn a friend still uses sunbeds - and even more shocked that they’re still legal. Plus: WE RIDE AT DAWN! OK, not really... but we are going on tour in August. Stay tuned!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week: a tribute to 'Mr Worldwise' himself, sexy underwear, toxic peeing habits, bribery, roundabouts - and whether or not kids should have birthday parties at pubs. Plus: what in God’s name are the World Gobbling Championships? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kia ora e te whānau. This week on the show, Brodie is out sick - so you’ve got Caitlin and Gracie steering the ship! We discuss Caitlin’s te reo Māori journey and the importance of celebrating Matariki, and ask whether we're doing enough to protect our vulnerable young people from AI. There’s also the joy of solo weekends away… and even a touch of Bigfoot. Plus, we dive into why there should be more "pink sauce" on our soggy chips - and find out how Gracie feels about her new nickname. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We have some MINUTES. Brodie is here to report that Tinder is, in fact, alive and well. Did you know you can get your eyebrows laminated?! (Just not at Warehouse Stationery.) Our love affair with the country’s bakeries continues - and now we’re bringing butchers into the mix. How do you read your books… and swallow your pills? And how many failed WoFs does it take before it’s time to say goodbye to your car? (We’re not looking at you, Lemon. Promise, Caitlin.) Plus, Brodie gets left in the lurch when Caitlin and Gracie have to duck off a bit early. Who does she rustle up to step in as cover??? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the show, we celebrate the unsung hero of the hospitality industry: bakeries. Brodie’s had enough of bowls being used as plates, we decide it’s time to bring back boy bands, and we discover how fascinating woodpeckers are. There’s also a migraine hack, propaganda we’re not falling for, and a look back at how traumatising it was as a kid when the plug was pulled out of the bath. Plus, just how cool are we really? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the show this week: we talk nipple piercings, sneaking out of home stories, and Caitlin’s sock fights. Plus, we weigh in on whether social media should be banned for under-16s, debate why killer whales need a rebrand, and uncover the correct ratio of tongue when going in for a kiss. Oh - and Gracie is gobsmacked by a surprising ‘key’ update. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We take a deep dive into patriarchal standards and explore how, far too often, the choices of women and girls are scrutinised more harshly than those of the perpetrators. It’s not about what they wore, what time they were out, or who they were talking to. Women and girls are entitled to live free, safe and happy lives. Gender should never determine one’s access to safety. We also put Jacinda Ardern’s famous ‘six teaspoons of Milo’ to the test - with surprising results. There’s a confronting moment as we revisit some of our worst Facebook statuses. WHO WERE WE? And should Caitlin change her emergency contact to her boyfriend? We put him to the test... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, we’ve got a problem with purée, it’s been a shocking week for wāhine in Aotearoa, and we break down everything you need to know about the Diddy trial that’s just kicked off. Plus, Gracie blesses us with some cute-as-shit bird names. We also chat about Mobland, CPR, sugar bugs, and a step-sibling story from Caitlin that had Brodie thinking about a dating scenario she’d definitely never want to be in - especially not with her mum involved. Also, a huge thanks to everyone who’s filled out our listener survey so far - we really appreciate you and all your feedback. If you haven’t done it yet, click here - you’ve still got one more week! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, we take a look at the role of independent broadcasters in politics (promise it’s sexier than it sounds), that Lady Gaga concert, the Met Gala, and sexy, sexy jobs. Plus: what is a cruciferous vegetable?! And why can’t we call our kids "Fanny"? Also: If you’ve ever wanted to share your thoughts on the podcast, you’re in luck! We’ve put together a short feedback survey that takes just a couple of minutes to complete. Your input will help us make the show even better. Click here to have your say. Ngā mihi nui! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The girls are back and in the same room together, which, as usual, means an added layer of hecticness. Gracie petitions to bring back the lanyard (though we’re not entirely sure it ever left?!). Brodie takes us on a Coachella deep dive. There's a rather unhinged conversation about zombies thrown into the mix. We learn about the dick wiggle. And, on the subject of petitions, we're bringing back pass the parcel - the adult version. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The girls are off on a well-deserved Easter/ANZAC break this week. They'll be back next week, but in the meantime, here are some classic LOL moments from last year - including Brodie’s campaign to bring back Nickelback, Caitlin’s ‘F**k you, Brian’ dating disaster, and that time Tegan stood on the scales naked and then posted it on social media… Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today on the show... it’s pre-Brochella, you’re doing what with hotel sheets, and do you remember your first poke?! Plus, we chat about why kids' musical recorders should be cancelled, moons and charging crystals, and why it’s time to bring back TV ads. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week's episode features sock chat, first-night fever, a ranking of potatoes, what the twelvies are saying now, and, of course, animals doing odd things. We also discuss sleeping in a different bed to your partner, Caitlin hitting some new "mildstones" on holiday with her boyfriend, and Frank’s adorable version of a thumbs-up. Brodie also wants to know: why do adults have soft toys hanging off their designer bags? Plus — SPOILER ALERT — a White Lotus finale review... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we are on the warpath against agapanthus. Are you sick of seeing morning routines on social media? We think the latest from Ashton Hall might have ruined them once and for all! Have you travelled as a trio and did it work, or do you think it causes friction? Hair, makeup, then outfit? Or outfit, makeup then hair? OR hair, outfit, makeup? And plastic cheese should NEVER be taken as a snack offering to your mates - let alone eaten on the way! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today on the show, we have the amazing Tegan in while Brodie is away athleting in Aussie 😜. We take a look at the new “fat filter” trend on TikTok, the return of the missing astronauts, dead ants, and we deep-dive into the Netflix show that everyone is talking about, Adolescence. We also fangirl over how much we ADORE the library, plus we get some intel on how Tegan got onto the property ladder. So, strap yourselves in! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, we talk about hot hot boys doing amazing things in fast cars, bad bad influencers doing disgusting things with beautiful animals, and the mad mad moon messing with our cycles. Caitlin learned how low-fat milk is made, and her Gen Z boyfriend has been trying to teach her about "aura farming". Brodie has been gagging on her bananas - and it turns out she's not alone. Gracie is digging the dill and has some exciting whānau news. Oh, and why can't adults load the bloody dishwasher properly?? Thanks for joining us, ya wee gems - have a fabulous week, and tune in next week as Tegan is back! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the podcast this week: Have we found the worst cooking show ever? *cough Meghan Markle cough* We look at why big decks suck, and Gracie unleashes a new banger. Plus, should you be able to drink your toilet water? And, we find out what your body count is when it comes to subscriptions! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are all utterly shocked to learn our voicemails have disappeared. Prada has launched a new hairstyle for the runway, and it’s giving “straight out of the bedroom” vibes. Caitlin ended up as a patient at her own hospital. And Brodie... well, where do we even start? After five days in Vegas, she has some props and some stories... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, we take a look at Aotearoa's sexiest beaches. Is oversexualisation becoming an issue in the fitness industry? We learn about frogs and their unlikely friendships - and why it’s getting harder for some of us (Brodie) to prove we're real humans online. We get fired up about plodding pedestrians - is it time to introduce a slow walkers lane? And listen out for Brodie’s secret code from her Vegas trip. What does it mean?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, we tautoko a 'lavender relationship' and living with your friends. We unpack why Brian Tamaki and Destiny Church's attack on the rainbow community left us reeling. We dive into your WILD Valentine's Day revenge stories–and trust us, we are here for them–and Brodie debuts a soon-to-be-iconic singles girls rap. Caitlin introduces a new segment, Asking for a Friend, which is a thinly veiled attempt to help her adult, while Gracie says goodbye to Frank's mullet—which we're all sad about. Plus, peeing etiquette, drunk bumblebees and wearing the damn sports bra. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, we’ve found a game-changing solution to the age-old problem of incorrectly pushing and pulling doors (hint: thrusting and tugging). You better believe we have Laneway Festival minutes—from fashion highlights to pashes and regrets. We're absolutely here for Kendrick and his flared jeans. Also, who knew owls ate rats? We're here for it this Valentine's Day (ugh). And what's the social etiquette around peeing in the ocean? Plus: sports bras, washing your rice and shared calendars. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, we're all about the Grammys, and we discuss a potential new appreciation for one of the world's most offensive words. We dive into a bizarre news story about a woman who used a gassy revenge tactic on her boyfriend’s ex. And we debate whether a sandwich should be called a ‘sambo’ or a ‘sando,’ question the underwhelming nature of pears, and ponder whether we’d rather spend six weeks in prison or eat 12 live spiders. It’s all a little silly... *Even by our standards, this episode comes with an extra strong language warning!* Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So we have a new segment and it's called "I've been thinking" and we hit the ground running with seagulls (Brodie thinks they're misunderstood). We discuss the importance of the protest and how it can help make you feel less helpless. The bush is apparently back and hey look, if that's you, go off queens. We get a bit frothy at the mouth over potato fritters. And we learn the staggering amount of time it takes to make sourdough. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

First we do dive into the absolute cooked nature of the world we live in, but stay with us because with the shade comes some light! And by cooked nature, we're talking Trump, TikTok and the maniacal tech bros. Gracie admits to dabbling in a bit of envelope licking, and best you believe she snot-bongs Brodie too. Caitlin has an ambitious challenge set for the year, and reveals her Gen Z boyf hates a phone call. Plus changing your undies, awkward chat, and all hail the mighty minge. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back and boy do we have some adventures to share with you! Gracie's adventures are to do with snot, spew and an electric air pump. Caitlin's adventures are to do with boys drinking milk, Natasha Bedingfield, and the worst possible moment for her card to decline. Brodie's adventures are to do with gummies with her mum in San Francisco, and paying her taxes in the sand whilst judging beach volleyball. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Meri Kirihimete whānau! Just a little treat for your ears today incase they need a break from listening to Uncle Nigel. We delve into our best and worst Christmas memories from across the years, a wee reminder that you don’t have to “deserve” your kai or work it off tomorrow, and Gracie has 2 outstanding facts for you to share at the dinner table. Plus we give what we think are all the perfect components to a platter, as well as some show recommendations for the holiday. Have a fabulous day guys. We love you and we’ll be back on January 15th! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In the second to last episode of the year (yes there’s a special little Chrissy episode coming out on Chrissy Day for a special little Chrissy escape for you!), the girls reflect on the year, and what their thoughts/feelings/emotions are for 2025 (spoiler: it’s a rollercoaster of emotions). We potentially get way too passionate about fabric softener. When is a Father not a Father? Well, we actually don’t know because you don’t come to us for our religious expertise. And we tell off our young girlies for not protecting their décolletages enough - tan lines are NOT a trend. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We discover women get the ick more than men, but men move on with other women quicker than the other way around. Do you have one best friend or a friendship pyramid? We pay tribute to Fancy Gareth, and we "analyse" Producer Dave's lunch. Plus bubble skirts, double penises and songs you get your bits waxed to. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week's episode is proudly brought to you by the Oxford Dictionary Word of the Year - 'brain rot'. We're hot off the beautiful end-of-year celebratory lunch with the gals and the sisterhood and platonic love is STRONG. There's possibly too many quotes in this episode - particularly the last one from Cindy Crawford haha. We reminisce on school athletics and swimming sports days. We plan Coachella outfits and deal with a style crisis. Plus a pash, a flatmate etiquette question and a bruised fanny. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How many breath mints are socially acceptable to take from beside the till at the restaurant? Never mind dudes rawdogging flights, what about all the girlies who do a 3,000 step regime on the plane these days? Remember going to town? We reminisce about how different it was back in our day (lol). Gracie's a big fan of the bath, but the others aren't convinced. Caitlin's getting shamed for the state of her car. Should we car-shame people? And Brodie's currently a hybrid athlete, but it has its disadvantages... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We discuss the Treaty Principles Bill and how destructive and divisive it is - as far we are here at The Girls Uninterrupted are concerned - get it in the bin. Gracie has realised how scary children's books are. Caitlin did a little bit of wees at the marathon. Brodie still hates men (and sorry not sorry but it's getting worse each week hehe). Plus we plan our hot old lady era. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Guys, it's "f... it, it's Christmas" rules from hereon in (basically because the cookies are out for sale haha). Brodie's stoked some of the biggest rockstars in the world are wearing a sensible shoe, because she is too. Caitlin teaches us about our flagina and our wenis and you best believe there's juvenile behaviour. Gracie left some "items" at her naughty night away hotel stay and can't bring herself to collect them. We discuss Bonnie Blue and Annie Knight (OnlyFan creators) who are causing controversy by hosting sex sessions with "barely legal" (their words) 18-year-olds - prompting Australia to revoke Bonnie's visa ahead of Schoolies. Is it predatory behaviour? Some wise words from Brene Brown following one of the most cooked weeks in American politics. And food in bed? What about a cold sausage? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Confirming Brodie isn't grumpy this week - but actually full disclosure we do get grumpy about fireworks but we get that out of our system nice and quick. Ok there's also a little grump about what we may see come out of the U.S too... THEN IT'S ALL HAPPY DAYS FROM THERE! Are we officially in the silly season? But also, who's getting amped up for festi season? We debate the merit of the humble jandal. We agonise over why we get rid of hair on some parts of our bodies only for it to sprout in other places. We get a good insight into what the youth are up to thanks to Brodie's attendance at the Travis Scott concert. And, what would you be able to give a 30 minute presentation on with no preparation? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

(Warning: Brodie's in a foul mood). We eat cheese kransky live on the show just in case you didn't know how much we love them... Petition to bring back the landline and cancel the inbox. We hear about a brow disaster and HOW ON EARTH IS THAT STILL HAPPENING???? Plus the importance of timing a running poo. Oh yes! And a Caitlin update! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Boy oh boy she's a WILD ride this week, just when you think we might be wrapping up fart chat completely hijacks the chat about an hour in and all bets are off from there. We pay homage to our male listeners. We learn facts about platypussys (yes we are calling them that) and stoats and cicadas. We're leaning into curfews and potluck dinners. We've got a new job idea for Brodie, Gracie gives new meaning to a hot dog and quite frankly we're deceased at this point. But then we die a little more when we learn the true meaning of Benedict. You may need two goes at this. LOL. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can you remember the time the nation sold out of Potato Pom-poms? We didn't either but best you believe it's to do with Food in a Minute! And how do you define the "D" in long distance relationships? We have grand master plans and an update on The Commune. We give ourselves a slap for how much we get in our heads about our bodies. And we attempt to ban key beeps. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Best believe there's a campaign to bring back Food in a Minute (we've brought back Nickelback so why not bring back the best jingle and TV segment ever?) Someone may or may not have a boyfriend but we're all completely relaxed about it... There's also a petition for green ribbons in the hair for all the single ladies in all future running events - this comes from the last remaining single host. Caitlin has a mouth tape update and Gracie wishes she had tape on when Otis spewed in her mouth. And cheese kransky straight from the fridge? Discuss. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Brodie's back and we rip into a full cruise debrief! We've decided what we would set a Guinness World Record in and it's to do with margaritas... We talk a lot about Cicadas and mustard today. And Gracie and Cailtin explain the importance of Katy Perry lyrics (lol). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Brodie’s off on her well-deserved cruise so we invited Megan Papas to chat. Caitlin is all about reality TV and tells us what she’s eyeing up next to watch. Megan plays oracle and gives advice to all of our lovely listeners. And my oh my, Gracie shares a story or two of kids really not understanding personal space. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We get to review Brodie's book Woman Uninterrupted which is out this week. Can you bloody believe it (at all good bookstores lovelies!)?! We really deep dive Selling Sunset and it's absolute cooked-ness (if it's possible to deep dive this, um, type of show). When you "dump" your photos, are they genuinely dumped? Or are they supposed to look dumped but are in fact carefully curated? The types of cars that give us the ick. Frank's potty mouth (but cute). And should we be scrubbing our bumbs? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Gracie is a good samaritan and in being one reveals a truly effective survival pack. We have further evidence the tramp stamp is back, and we relish again in bringing Nickelback back. The customer is in fact always right - especially at Coffee Culture Merivale. Not only has Brodie quit men - she's close to quitting typed messages altogether in favour of the voice memo. Caitlin is HAPPY. We end on pistachio nuts and paper towels and vomiting celebrities. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You heard it here first (ok you probably didn't but come along on the ride anyway). Nickelback is absolutely back. An extremely strong case is presented. Then, we hear great news that lower back tattoos are rising from the ashes out the top of our jeans again and it's a day to celebrate. Someone actually admits they're getting excited for a cruise... Gracie is confronted with ants and is told not to muck around with the little devils. And, if you had a warning label, what would it say? Berocca MIND supports alertness and brain function. Always read the label and follow the directions for use. Dietary supplements are not a replacement for a balanced diet. Bayer New Zealand Limited, Auckland. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices