Le Batard & Friends - Mystery Crate

Darth Amin and Darth Cornpuzzle go there and back again with the season finale of Ahsoka, leaving with perhaps even more questions than they had entering it. This series clearly had big picture implications for the greater Star Wars Galaxy as a product, and it might be a while until we discover what those are. We also run through a list of names for a potential Baylan Skoll replacement, to determine our ultimate dream casting for the role. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Darth Amin and Darth Cornpuzzle have received a very important message from Leia Organa, so important that she couldn't deliver it herself. Meanwhile on Peridea, Thrawn anticipates the arrival of Ahsoka Tano and is quite pleased with the fact that he bought enough time to finish loading his precious cargo. Baylan abandons his apprentice Shin Hati because his path lies in another direction, while Sabine maybe, possibly displays some inklings of force sensitivity. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The first ever Football Broadcast Team plus a Tailgate food item draft is here! However, the team struggles to get there as they discuss David Samson's struggle to hype up his team of runners, the downfall of Chipotle, Love is Blind and other Netflix hidden gems. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The shipping container debates the age old topic of burp vs. fart and which one gives the human body more relief. They also discuss Lucy's love for college football, how half of Oregon wants to become part of Idaho, the Fuentes brothers relationship and getting tattoos in Japan. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Darth Amin and Darth Cornpuzzle have finally reached Peridea, discovering the origin of the Nightsisters of Dathomir, new creatures Howlers and Noti, and finally reuniting with the much sought after Thrawn and Ezra. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

As Meadowlark Media grows, the shipping container is forced into an even smaller space for this edition of Mystery Crate. The crew hears all about Tony's European vacation and how much better America is than everywhere else. They also take place in a SNKRs Shock Drop together before Chris Cote takes the show where he always does. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Darth Amin and Darth Cornpuzzle clash over the effectiveness of this episode, just as the master and apprentice do with lightsabers on screen. Ahsoka experiences a Jedi Christmas Carol, revisiting her warn torn childhood and emerging from the waves of Seatos draped in a white shawl. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Darth Amin and Darth Cornpuzzle return to break down an action packed episode that reveals the show's true potential. Baylan Skoll reveals himself to be a formidable adversary, not only with the lightsaber but also with cunning banter and emotional manipulation of our heroes. The Eye of Sion has finally made the jump on the Pathway to Peridea, and Ahsoka discovers an old friend in an unlikely place. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the eve of the first NFL weekend, the Shipping Container talks JFK conspiracy theories, growing up watching thrash, the way MTV shaped their lives, and how getting "mashed" can turn into a spiritual experience. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Darth Amin and Darth Cornpuzzle guide you through a breezy episode that featured some jedi training, a senatorial conference call and a dogfight over Seatos in an episode heavily reminiscent of A New Hope. They also address the disparity between the experienced an inexperienced when it comes to understanding the show, the severity of lightsaber wounds, and Amin translates the starmap from the credits. Finally, there is some heavy theorizing about the identity of one of the masked characters in the show, and what that reveal could portend for the series and future of the Star Wars Galaxy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Shipping Container ends the week by discussing whether or not it's worth it for Jeremy to finish watching "The Bear" as the moment has passed and he has no one to discuss it with. Also, the crew wonders how Crocs became a thing, Fuentes gives potentially the whitest Top 5 of all-time, and everyone is shocked to learn Chris Cote has never had heartburn. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Izzy Gutierrez returns to Mystery Crate to once again profess his love for the BK Original Chicken Sandwich. The crew then discusses Jeremy's favorite vegetable, trips to Orlando, and if Izzy's partner can jump out of a pool. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Darth Amin and Darth Cornpuzzle get you up to speed on everything you need to know about the first two episodes of Ahsoka, discussing the major characters, the star map MacGuffin, and the lore of Nightsisters of Dathomir that will lead us on the Pathway to Peridea. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

As a busy week at Meadowlark comes to a close, the shipping container continues to give Jeremy a hard time about his jacket while doing some online shopping for him to embrace his magic identity. The crew also learns how Juju Gotti ended up in the movie "The Blind Side", why Roy never gets invited to Izzy's boat days and that Domonique and Pablo really really really like to have dinner together. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

If you sensed a disturbance in the force, it's because Darth Amin and producer Darth Cornpuzzle have returned to get you up to lightspeed on the history of Ahsoka Tano in anticipation of the live action limited series that premieres next week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Shipping Container unwinds from the week that was with special guest Amin Elhassan. Jeremy makes everyone feel old by discussing how the youths talk, Amin says he can't understand English people, Mike Fuentes gives us his Top 5 pastas with major disagreement from Jess, and Lucy teaches us things we never wanted to know about Scott Frost. Plus, Mike offers up his old garbage for a new project: Mystery Shirts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this week's Mystery Crate, the Shipping Container discusses Chris Cote's emerging bowling team, how there are too many opinions on 'Barbie,' and comedian Brad Williams stop by to discuss how he is treated by society as a little person. All that, plus the crew watches Billy's dream of a MAS Miami inside of an abandoned K-Mart die. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Chris, Tony and Amin explore their lack of hobbies, how their tools judge them and how Tony has planned every inch of his European getaway in this shrunken down version of Mystery Crate. A Mystery Box, if you will. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The shipping container takes some time out of the week to get to know new hire Lucy Rohden as she struggles to find new friends in Miami. They also discuss the chaos of Ross, who does the best Kermit the Frog impression and where Jeremy is going next week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Why are Oppenheimer and Barbie getting released the same weekend? Chris has doubts about this Barbie movie. Adnan talks to author Nat Segaloff about his new book, The Exorcist Legacy: 50 Years of Fear. My Own Private Idaho. The writers strike is affecting Cinephile. Beau travail. Adnan rips shot for shot remakes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Shipping Container welcomes Lucy Rohden to the staff by asking her how she feels on a very special edition of Mystery Crate Sessions. They also discuss putting off TV shows to watch, how expensive trash cans have become, and how give a proper hug to your bros. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

As the crew stumbles out of the short week, the Shipping Container discusses McDonalds and which sauces are #elite. Somehow, that leads them to a discussion on bowel movements and ends with everyone sharing their Top 5 Comedy Movies Since 2000. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Shipping Container picks up the pieces from Tony's dismissal from the Dan Le Batard Show earlier this week by hearing his "Top 5 Things Not To Get Me Started On" list. They also test some new Mystery Crate exclusive show sounds, learn that Jeremy has a cat, and are shocked by their Uber ratings. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's a jam-packed Mystery Crate with Chris, Tony, Roy, Jeremy, and Mike Fuentes. The crew dives into things we could’ve accomplished if we’d set our lives to it, Chris Cote as a 'morning man,' Roy’s wife making him go to the gym on Father’s Day, and whether referring to someone as “a little bit older” is an insult or compliment. Then, what age would you go back to for one year? Plus, Someone is trying to sell Tony some expensive pants, and Jeremy tells us about his fiancée's sports superstitions as a result of his own craziness and breaks down a package he did on a giant Cuban sandwich at the Marlins game. Also, Tony's pizza eating competition, Chris’s vacation mentality, buried treasure, and Indiana Jones movies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Shipping Container welcomes a new member while discussing new show ideas for Tony. Billy shares a terrible dermatologist experience, and the crew shares their thoughts on "Stars on Mars." Plus, will we ever get around to Jeremy's New York story? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

At the end of a hectic week in the studio, the Shipping Container welcomes Charlotte Wilder to Mystery Crate with a little Le Batard Show education. They also reflect on Amin's Meadowlark Media Mixer and discuss what celebrities went to their high schools. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

With the Heat and Panthers making historic finals runs, the Shipping Container finds itself short handed as they discuss how they see themselves, Chris’ members only instagram, new content ideas, how often Tony goes to the dentist and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Shipping Container once again welcomes back Greg Cote as they dive into Fuentes' barber controversy, actor stage names, Tony's mustache decision, and Greg's 70s themed swingers cruise. Plus, will they every get to Jeremy's story from last week? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Billy, Chris, Tony, and Jeremy are here, and before they get to Jeremy's story from his trip to New York, they cover Tony’s use of big words and the show's pathological need to correct him, the best day for errands, and barber dynamics. Then, Jess, Roy, Amin, and Mike Fuentes kick Billy out of the studio to discuss buying school supplies and watching movies at the wrong time in your life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The shipping container welcomes a special guest on the eve of Mother's Day and discusses the secret to cheap holiday cards, Billy's weird dermatologist hang up, Jess' master plan to rid New York of rats and why Chris Cote doesn't want a young doctor. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The crew formerly known as the Shipping Container drags themselves to the finish line after a hectic day in the Meadowlark offices. They discuss Tony whacking his funny bone, Mike Fuentes' past media life, Chris and Billy's time calling a Marlins Spring Training game, and they still find time to call and torment a local sports figure. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In a special two-part Mystery Crate, the Shipping Container (Mission Control?) explores the world of plants, songs becoming public domain, the love of spouses, and Tony's education with special guests Pablo Torre and David Samson. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

As the Shipping Container gets used to their new studio, they discuss Jessica's goodbye at a wedding, jury duty, Ryan Cortes' 'Vanderpump Rules' obsession, and how Tony can taste different waters while Mike Fuentes wins a pair of Jordans. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Darth Amin and producer Darth Cornpuzzle are joined by Pablo Torre to discuss... Not the finale, because Pablo didn't watch it yet. However he did unleash some takes on Andor, helmets, largesse, jetpack fuel and the state of the galaxy as a whole. Then we break down the final episode of this Mandalore-centric third season (after 33:11) including Amin's love for clones, who the spies actually are and Din Grogu's shining moment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Darth Amin and producer Darth Cornpuzzle tackle the announcements from Star Wars Celebration, including the Ahsoka trailer and announcements concerning the three upcoming movies. *MAJOR SPOILER WARNING FOR STAR WARS REBELS* If you don't want to know what happens in Rebels, skip ahead to the Mandalorian's explosive penultimate episode breakdown at around 21:36. Moff Gideon is back, there's a traitor amongst our heroes, Grogu gets a new whip and High Magistrate Greef Karga is providing bottle service. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Shipping Container crew discuss UFC 287, stadium names, our move to the new studio, Chris Cote's upcoming vacation, and our show's obsession with old movies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Darth Amin and producer Darth Cornpuzzle travel to a planet filled with cameos for an episode that plays droid detective before finally addressing the Darksaber debate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

*IMPORTANT BAD BATCH SPOILERS RIGHT OFF THE TOP* If you don't want to know what happens to Clone Force 99 in the double finale, skip ahead to the 16 min mark after the ads for Mando talk. Darth Amin and producer Darth Cornpuzzle are circumventing New Republic bureaucracy when Pirate King Gorian Shard decides to attack Nevarro. The Mandalorians get to flex their fighting prowess and we get a visit from an old rebellious friend. On Bad Batch, it's time for Tarkin's summit, which brings together some familiar faces as the Bad Batch undertake their most dangerous mission to date. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jessica, Tony, Roy, Jeremy, and Billy lead this week's Mystery Crate and kick things off by discussing some of their favorite memories from the show's time in The Clevelander Studios. Then, things go off the rails... Billy causes mayhem by "accidentally" tweeting the show's zoom link and Mystery Crate becomes a Zoom-Zoom/God Bless Football/God Bless Baseball/Stupodity hybrid. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Darth Amin and producer Darth Cornpuzzle are flexing their dart skills during training while wondering why the hell the Mandalorian covert is staying on this toxic planet. On the Bad Batch, the gang is getting back together as Rex and Echo reunite with clone force 99 on Pabu while Crosshair gets tortured by Dr. Hemlock the Mad Scientist. Bad Batch discussion comes first, Mando talk starts after 16:18. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Darth Amin and producer Darth Cornpuzzle spend some time at the center of the Galaxy on Coruscant with Dr. Penn Pershing as he acclimates to the New Republic thanks to their rehabilitation Amnesty Program. Pershing's interest in cloning has implications for the bigger picture in Star Wars. Meanwhile, Din Djarin and Bo Katan have a dogfight with imperials before being accepted into the Armorer's covert. This is the way. On the Bad Batch, we take a trip to Pabu, a mediterranean island themed planet where Omega gets a friend and the gang gets to relax a bit. Bad Batch discussion comes first, Mando talk starts after 10:41. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

As members of the crew gradually show up for Mystery Crate, we begin with a giant seaweed blob, alarm clocks, and teasing a special mystery crate with the Savannah Bananas. Then, a discussion on our game “Who Dat Is,” YouTube shorts, and listening to our own voices. Plus, after Jer Bear tells an embarrassing story from his Bar Mitzvah, we discuss Gator Boys and the Everglades, Bloody Mary’s, Puerto Rico vs. the Dominican Republic at the WBC, and JuJu updates the Polls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Billy, Chris Cote, Jessica, Tony, Cintia and Mike Fuentes take you through another Mystery Crate adventure! Chris Cote wants to write the official book of spoiler alert etiquette, Tony is beefing with everybody, and Mike Fuentes has a secret podcast. Also, we discuss cleaning straws, giving yourself pep talks, and we take people behind the bit on what happened with Gary V at Radio Row. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Darth Amin and producer Darth Cornpuzzle descend into the depths of the Mines of Mandalore in seek of the living waters. Bo Katan comes to Din's rescue and shows off some Darksaber skills before they make a discovery that could change everything. Meanwhile on the Bad Batch, has Crosshair finally had enough of the Empire? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this episode, the Shipping Container convenes to discuss Chris Cote's similarities with Jerry Seinfeld, Billy learns what it's like to talk to Billy, getting into voiceover work, doodling, an update from Witty on Raya and maybe being on dating shows, what would we would write a book about, and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Darth Amin and producer Darth Cornpuzzle are cruising in hyperspace with the purrgil as the long awaited third season of the adventures of Mando & Grogu is finally here. Din Djarin is headed back to purify himself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka in the mines of Mandalore, but first he's gotta catch up with Greef Karga, High Magistrate of the bustling and prosperous Nevarro. The Sith Lords of Podcasting also discuss the Bad Batch episode Metamorphosis and our intrepid Clone Force 99. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Darth Amin and producer Darth Cornpuzzle are mining for ipsium and character development in this two part episode where Clone Force 99 finds their ship taken by a corrupt miner named Mokko and his crew of orphans. We also touch on the Star Wars connections to the latest episode of Poker Face and Liam Neeson's comments about returning to the role of Qui-Gon Jinn. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

After kicking off this week's Mystery Crate with a flawless promo, the Shipping Container talks bad dates to be born, double bubble, actors who they can't see as anyone but themselves, assigning character traits to rich people, and March Madness brackets. Then, the crew gets into Tony's belief that the Florida Panthers' 50-50 raffle is fake, show prep, the George Toma interview, and a Twitter battle between Tony and Mike Fuentes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this episode, the shipping container spin the wheel of topics and discuss Roy aging, Stan Van Gundy's review of The Banshees of Inisherin, getting your wisdom teeth removed, UFOs, Austin Butler, and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Darth Amin and producer Darth Cornpuzzle take a field trip to the Imperial Senate with a double dose of Bad Batch that amps up the political intrigue considerably. Is the Bad Batch better without Clone Force 99 at the center of the story? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices